I don't get it...
gamers, pls explain
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I don't get it... gamers, pls explain
I don't get it...
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>still using the right hand
You are like a little baby.
>this
I am more adapt with my left now. To be fair it was an ultimatum once I got a tablet.
>with a foldable legs
So is it Chinese or Indian? Either way you obviously shouldn't be buying it.
i enjoy tapping my boner through my jeans while drawing for the stimulation, but man is it hard not to lose focus and just start jerking off
this, can't fap with my right anymore
>Not being ambifaptrous
ngmi
My dickyge don't run on mobile.
flippy bippy
/thread
If you're not ambidextrous by now you're a casual
same
>still
I've used my left for fapping since the very beginning, for some reason it just felt far better than with the right hand. And I am right-handed. I also do occasionally use the mouse with my left hand when I'm just lounging around in my computer chair and want to switch my posture, it's no big deal, though for precision tasks like what video games usually require the right hand is still better.
fapping is the only use for my left hand, I can't use the right one for that cause my combined tendonitisCTS and golfer's elbow are too much of a b***h and a motherfricker to let me
i use both hands, one is for stabilizing
Also acceptable.
jerking off to gay porn
STOP FRICKING with the ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒʷᵃᵛᵉ
Emmy? Is that you?
Feral Kemoshota being both zoo and pedo overrides the gay part, you stupid WonderBread clone wannabe.
The mouse position is a subtle joke.
i have never fapped while at the computer
nothing beats lying in bed with my dick in hand and iPad on my chest
Never heard of a more Black personly way to fap.
>appleslop
yeah bro nothing beats consooomin
>yeah bro nothing beats consooomin
>tfw bought a refurbished Mac Mini 10 years ago for $300
>tfw it's still usable and good today while other people's $3000 PCs from last year choke
I don't understand how buying Apple products is mindless consumerism, but buying any other kind of computing device is not.
Applegays willingly cordoned themselves to the Mac ecosystem (for both hardware and software) and typically buy everything new instead of refurbished like you had done.
Look at the fricking pricetags and you'll know why they are regarded with such disdain. Someone building and maintaining their own machine will both have more control over their system and will be paying less overall.
shut up son of dob
>actually using the "muh iphone works great after 5 years meanwhile android slows down after 2" argument when talking about pcs
stop being a fricking moron, nobody's pc 'chokes' after a year, morons on Ganker are still using their ibm thinkpads
Do you also cum on your chest while stroking that gaypad?
omg i've been laughing at this post for the last 5 minutes
But it's only been 3 minutes since that post was made...
it's an image, time goes fast in my head
but you have a point
Samegay
This lol. I have terabytes of porn on my pc but I always end up just jerking off in bed to a video or doujin on my phone. I don’t even get boners unless I’m laying bed at this point
Porn just makes you depressed bros, try and avoid it the best you can.
i send dick pics to random people on the internet sometimes
Send one to me
I've sent dick pics to guys too
I love having the mental image of someone staring at my dick
You sound really cool and well adjusted. Were you a latchkey kid perchance?
I failed at life and now post here
I send dick pics to guys and they are absolutely mesmerized
I send a dick pic to a girl and i get blocked
What the frick
skill issue
This, the time you waste fapping could be used to wageslave some more
False dichotomy, porn and being a wagecuck both make you a slave to the same master.
Is it the same master that rapes kids?
Yeah it is, funnily enough.
It might be the only thing keeping me sane
I quit porn for a couple weeks and started actually feeling again
Then I realized the feelings are making me want to fricking end it all and I came right back
I don't consume porn and I'm still depressed thoughbeit
Oh /misc/ is against porn? Sounds like a reasonable bunch, I'll go check them out, thanks for the recommendation!
make sure you stay there as well so you can help fulfill its (much fulfilled) purpose of containing the dumbest morons on this site
Maybe you should make sure your grammar is in check before calling others morons.
Porn actually makes me deal with the fact that I'll probably never experience intimacy in real life. It's the lesser poison so to speak.
based truecel
>Porn just makes you depressed bro
No, YOU are depressed.
Fapping is a waste of time, yes, but it doesn't make you depressed unless you're already depression prone.
Porn is good for you
I had a friend who was always depressed, whiny and angry at the world so the rest of us drugged him one night, strapped him down, locked him in chastity and put a diaper on him, force fed him viagra and basically spent a week forcing him to watch and listen to diaper cuck hypno porn while we reconditioned him.
He's much much happier now
what
This is true but avoiding porn has been the toughest challenge of my life
But I NEED to fap, or else I might get prostate cancer.
israeli lie
Really? So far I don't have prostate cancer.
t. prostate cancer
whatever placebo makes you feel better anon
Where did this meme about porn or jacking off causing depression come from?
From the very real thing of porn destroying your dopamine receptors and making regular pleasures not pleasurable anymore.
Unironically skill issue. I've got 500+ gb of porn but still only fap every 2-3 days and and enjoy plenty of things that aren't porn.
>destroying dopamine receptors
Another meme
If you depend on the endorphin release of masturbation for too long, and too often, the effect becomes similar to drug abuse, or any other substance abuse. You can fap, just don't be a gooner
bro it's true you can get fricking super powers from no fap bro. I haven't jacked off in a week and now I can see through walls and shit
Cool now you can beat off to women in the changing rooms
Kids grew up watching hardcore porn, they develop voyeur (cuckold) tendencies and low self esteem, can't into waifu or wanting pure love. It's not a porn problem, it's a cuckshit problem, but they never want to admit their dread and cross-gender disdain has to do with the specific kind of porn they chose to look at.
/pol/tards thinking that if you don't jerk off you'll go out and get a tradgf and save the hwite race. They're as bad a evangelicals and mormons.
I'm an incel though with a high sex drive
I probably would've killed myself by now if I didn't have it
I only fap to anime girls (no hentai, non-nude), I never watch porn
a true gentleman
This. Take the imaginationpill, it doesn’t rot your brain overtime.
Based, Pornhub and exhentai ain't got shit on my coomer brain powers
Who tf uses PH anymore?
I barely need porn, I just fantasize about eating out my coworker's asses
Based. These days I just jerk off to the social media of all the zoomers (18+) I work with
e-girls make me feel the opposite of depressed.
Funny how these anti-pedo memes are immediately identifiable as being made by lefties who have no idea of how to meme and who misuse whatever format they're borrowing.
No joke, just the "chad" character killing someone for wrong-think. You'd think there'd be more conservative/right memes that make fun of e-girls/pedos.
same anon
i would if i had any reason to
never gonna see a vegana in real life though so it doesn't matter
No. Porn is freedom from the emotional parasite known as women. It's also freedom from israelitestianity and feminism all at once.
You're unironically right. I'd rather not use it at all, but the urge still pops up from time to time. Least I get regular pussy, but my libido has been through the roof recently.
They hated him because he told the truth
This. also having sex is so fricking easy. One year on tinder and i already have a roster of like 12 girls ready to frick at any given moment and i'm not even that good looking
That's exactly why I'm getting a dogwife next year Anon-kun
Based and true. Your mind feels much clearer without it, you can actually do important things and have motivation again.
I went for like a month without beating off (no NNN r*ddit nonsense I was just very focused on work) and felt like your alcoholic dad, then I remember I still got a dick and a porn folder curated through years by me with my favorites. Afterwards I felt like picrel and still do mostly, everything in moderation. Something r*ddit or /misc/troons wouldn't understand telling everyone to do this and that, piss off ywnbaw.
What media you consume doesn't modify you. We've been telling you tards this for decades now. When are you going to get it through your head?
>God complex when I nut
Working makes me feel depressed. Should I also avoid it the best I can?
Easy:
>While Gaming
>While Video Chatting With Underaged Girls On Omegle
But that's been dead with no replacement.
There's Emerald Chat, but it's not as good tbh. Plus, it shows more of your webcam than it lets on.
It also wants you to log in with a gmail account now to use the webcam
Strictly gmal now? Last time I went on there it just required any email so I just used some shitty burner service.
Youre not showing it to them, chill out.
>choker
You're not fooling me, if you want me to whip it out just say so.
I assume most underaged girls on Omegle knew what they were doing tbh
I decided to jerk off with my left hand once and have never been able to get off with my right one since then
Same.
It was about damn time my left hand was more useful than my right at doing something.
my left hand is such a bawd, right doesn't know what the hell it's doing any time I try it
I'm right handed but always jerked it with the left, along with some other random things like holding guns.
Everything made more sense when my dad told me that I was a lefty as a toddler before my mom made me switch.
>THE JOKE IS PORN
context for anon's image: a local drawgay in ruina threads made this artist seethe because the drawgay drew porn of one of her characters
I'm left handed but use mice right handed because I grew up using them that way. I don't need to change anything for a wank
he needs his right hand free in the second image because he's having a goonsesh
>he's having a goonsesh
I hate zoomer language. Talk normal ffs.
That's not very L33T haxxorz ROFLMAO of you anon...
soul
not
>like cum down the drain
for shame
>jerking off during the birthday celebration for the Son of God
I really sincerely hope you anons don't do this...
frick god. bust nuts.
Jesus was, if at all, born in Summer.
Good thing Anon said "birthday celebration" not the actual birthday.
His fault for being born on such a goonable day
I did, and am conscious of it too. But I hate my life and just want to die at this point.
It's a White Christmas 🙂
it's emulating the japanese
just busted a big one for you and your sky daddy anon, you are welcome
>God made man to be disgusting little horn dogs and gave us hands with opposable thumbs AND big brains with the ability to imagine
>Nooooo you're not supposed to use your gifts to jerk off nooooo I never intended for this to happen
>left handed
>jerk off with right hand
why do i do this
>Left handed
>Used to jerk off right handed
>Switched to jerking off left handed
>Never went back
I'm only now realizing that most people use their right hand to fap? I've always used left
>not going 2-handed
casuals
My 2 hands only just fit.
Wish i had a inch horse wiener
don't sword grip, make the coom diamond (a loose grip similar to tienshinhans tri beam) and frick it
Only casuals use their dominant hand.
I started off jerking off with my non-dominant hand and switched to my dominant one decades later.
Fricking sue me.
>tfw switched to left hand fap just so I could use a mouse at the same time
Pretty sure it was CoC what did that to me. I jacked off onto my office chair so many times as a teen that it had a permanent cumstain. My dad commented on it when I moved out.
It's alluding to jacking off but h-games have auto mode for text so it's inherently a hands-free activity
Doing it in front of a computer turned me into an ambidextrous degenerate.
What psychopath here watch porn om the desktop?
???
>using phone/tablet over desktop when available
I want 2016gays to leave.
me
I jack off with my left hand tho
holy contrarian
Being a lefty feels good.
porn bad
im using both hands
yeah i got that WBC baby
>WBC
you have a strong immune system?
Just use your left hand.
I miss using my wii u gamepad to watch porn in bed
i use a pocket pussy and viciously beat my beat with the left hand. it feels ridiculous
>left hand overhand grip
The patricician's choice
>forearms are asymmetric beyond repair
whoops
I use the mouse left-handed for games.
I'm right handed.
But who was keyboard?
I just learned to jerk off left handed
>got into fitness a few years back
>unironically started going lefty because “muh muscle imbalances bro”
triceps looking even stephens though
if you know you know fr fr
What's the joke?
i bond burger your sister
secretly ate out
you really don't know?
damn, this place has gone to shit
I'll give you a tip: it's a banana
The only thing I know about the guy in the image is that he says the n word a lot.
That is a racist so I am not watching that show.
sure thing Black person
oh did I say the n-word
I'm sorry Black person
oh shit
I did it again
Black person Black person
Black person Black person
woops
Black person
not apologizing though
>not apologizing though
y r u mad?
>nuts spread jello clock
???
Is deep existential ennui, be glad you don't get it and move on
I'm left handed.
I can only jerk off with my left hand exclusive because of my right hand on the mouse. Isn't this same for everyone else?
>write, jerk off left handed
>throw, use mouse with right hand
Can't write to save my life with my right, but can do a lot with it just fine otherwise.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK IM TRIGGERED AGAIN!!! CAN'T STOP PALMRAPING MY GOON STICK HRRRRRRRRRRNGH FRICK FRICK~~ IM GOING GOONTARDED FROM HAND-PLAPPING MY GOONBEAN
sneed
heh heh heh I get it
Righty for click
Lefty for muh dick
simple as
Eating with a utensil?
>switching your mouse hand instead of your fap hand
eating with my dick in the other hand