I don't get this game

I don't get this game

>Items have no description and dont tell you what they do despite there being HUNDREDS of them in the game
>You randomly get new shit unlocked
>consumables have no descriptions as well
>runs are total rng because you can end up getting no dmg items
>no point in going for satan instead of just ending the run after killing your moms heart
>shops are useless and only sell shit
>you generally have no fricking idea whats happening in the game
>rng fricking everywhere

This game is pure cancer, it's like the devs intentionally made it as unfun as possible. Am I just getting filtered? Any tips for newcomers?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

    Fatass "Make the children cry" Mcmillen wins again

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta play it and get used to how items work and what items are worth getting. It's just trial and error. A good tip, learn how to find secret rooms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Items have no description and dont tell you what they do despite there being HUNDREDS of them in the game

      You gotta play it and get used to how items work and what items are worth getting. It's just trial and error. A good tip, learn how to find secret rooms.

      Sorry but that's just shit game design. Imagine making a game so bland that you force players to play it hundreds of times just to understand what the fricking is going on

      t. Beat the original flash release and never touched it again

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically the creator of it is a turbo sperg who insists on certain moronic mechanics staying in the game but it's pretty fun in spite of that
    >Items have no description and dont tell you what they do despite there being HUNDREDS of them in the game
    >consumables have no descriptions as well
    A remnant of when the game had under 200 items, just install an item description mod or use the website platinumgod
    >You randomly get new shit unlocked
    part of the appeal, reading the achievements well tell you what it's for
    >>runs are total rng because you can end up getting no dmg items
    part of the fun, once you get good enough you can make the items appear
    >>no point in going for satan instead of just ending the run after killing your moms heart
    you unlock more to the game after beating the heart enough times
    are useless and only sell shit
    they get better the more you put in the donation box
    It's just a steep learning curve in general, I'd honestly just watch some people on youtube who are good at it and see if it looks like fun once you actually know what you're doing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of the things you listed are features, they're designed to make the game unpredictable. the idea is to stumble blindly through it, time and again, finding random items and learning what they do until you work out how to tilt the scales in your favor, and what not to take under any circumstances.
    Tips for newcomers:
    >devil deals are a good way to get damage. beat the second level taking no red damage, get a power boost
    >take cards, not pills. pill types are randomized across runs, cards arent, so you can actually learn something from the cards
    >the end bosses unlock more stuff, beat them over and over with different characters until results happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>take cards, not pills
      I played the game for 13 hours and still have no idea how to use cards or what they do. Also, I always just eat pills in every run because they can give you stat boosts. They also frick you over half of the time though. Is it better to just never take them at all?
      >beat the second level taking no red damage, get a power boost
      wait what? what do you mean by that? do you get a damage boost if you beat the second level without taking red heart damage?

      Basically the creator of it is a turbo sperg who insists on certain moronic mechanics staying in the game but it's pretty fun in spite of that
      >Items have no description and dont tell you what they do despite there being HUNDREDS of them in the game
      >consumables have no descriptions as well
      A remnant of when the game had under 200 items, just install an item description mod or use the website platinumgod
      >You randomly get new shit unlocked
      part of the appeal, reading the achievements well tell you what it's for
      >>runs are total rng because you can end up getting no dmg items
      part of the fun, once you get good enough you can make the items appear
      >>no point in going for satan instead of just ending the run after killing your moms heart
      you unlock more to the game after beating the heart enough times
      are useless and only sell shit
      they get better the more you put in the donation box
      It's just a steep learning curve in general, I'd honestly just watch some people on youtube who are good at it and see if it looks like fun once you actually know what you're doing

      >once you get good enough you can make the items appear
      what do you mean?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pills are, on average, a worse proposition than cards. more stat down and bad effect than stat up.
        second point. if you can beat the second level without taking red heart damage, you get a deal with the devil that opens up. it allows you to trade red hearts for items, and the items it offers have a high proportion of damage ups

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Year of our lord 2023
          >Recommending Devil deals
          He should just not enter the devil deal door at all and get a guaranteed Angel room next level

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not how it works unplayer-kun

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but it is.
              You lose % chance of getting an angel room if you... oh wait, doesn't devil room chance get converted to angel room chance or something like that?
              Man I don't remember at all, maybe I should look back into this when I inevitably reboot the game after Delirium patch to get my 3rd Dead God save.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                op's playing on vanilla rebirth, not repentance where this mechanic exists
                so in this case it isn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vanilla Rebirth
                Wouldn't wish that on anyone. I pirated Rebirth and all of its expansions a day after their respective releases

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                spending $10 for that instead of like $40 for repentance is probably more reasonable for someone like op who is still trying to decide if they like the game or not
                hell they're already struggling with the 200ish items in that, adding another 200+ is only gonna make that feeling worse

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last expansion is fricking dogshit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                disagree.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it better to just never take them at all?
        pills are total shit, it's hard to get any that actually do anything useful (balls of steel, stat boosts) because so many of them are just bad (stat drops) or useless (i'm drowsy, ex-lax, etc.)
        by comparison nearly every card is useful in some way or another and it's way easier to break the game with them (speaking as someone who's only ever played afterbirth+)
        >what do you mean by that? do you get a damage boost if you beat the second level without taking red heart damage?
        if you clear the second level/floor without taking any red heart damage you're guaranteed to get a devil room, where you can get new items at the cost of reducing your max red health or 3 soul/black hearts if you don't have any red hearts at all
        these can include damage boosts and other useful stuff
        before you ask, you'll die if you spend all your red hearts in a devil room and don't have any soul/black hearts to fall back on or extra lives
        you'll almost always find something useful there so long as you have enough health to actually get anything
        >once you get good enough you can make the items appear
        i'll admit i'm not 100% sure what anon means by this because i am also not very good at this game but i will say beating runs with specific characters gets you guaranteed unlocks depending on what the last boss you fight is
        if you're new to the game and have azrael unlocked i'd suggest picking him, he's a good character for brainlets since he starts off with a short ranged version of one of the best damage items in the game
        just keep in mind he starts with 3 black hearts and no red ones, so taking devil deals will kill you unless you find an item that gives you a red heart

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what do you mean?
        Not if you're just playing rebirth but with the dlc there's so many weird mechancs and items interactions that you often get a run where you feel like you can basically summon shit at will, like this

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't think "LMFAOOOO" is a good design philosophy.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    After you beat Mom (which lets you use mods and continue your game progress) get the External Item Description mod so you can actually know what the frick you're picking up. Edmund would call you autistic for doing that but he is far more autistic than you could ever be, so don't worry abou tit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's an insanely huge steam guide with literally everything there is to know about every single object in the latest version of the game which I literally alt+enter to as soon as I get new item in the game.

      get external item descriptions, n00b.

      Mods instantly turn off achievements defeating literally the entire purpose of the game. I'd rather use a guide

      All in all, I totally share your triggers but once you start using online info, the game is fun as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mods turn off achievements
        No? I've been using the item description mod since forever and always got the achievements, you do have to disable it for the daily runs tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you playing repentance?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mods instantly turn off achievements defeating literally the entire purpose of the game.
        That's why I said to beat Mom, achievements are enabled if you've done that on your save file
        You need to have Afterbirth+ or Repentence though. If you don't, AB+ kind of sucks on its own but Repentence is great and improves some of the AB+ content

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ab+ was greatly fixed with the booster packs and The Forgotten though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love The Forgotten and do think the booster packs improve the game, but still can't recommend AB+ without Rep.
            If you need one reason, remember that THIS exists on all floors in AB+ if you don't also have Rep.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know I played a lot of AB+, even got all my lost hard marks, and had to deal with this shit every time, by now I already forgot about it because I started a new save for REP when the DLC released.

              Still, the booster pack content is god-tier.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok that's great then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        item descriptions mods don't turn off achievements neither does anything visual, you cant do the daily if you have them unless you turn them off and restart the game

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this still so fricking expensive it's like 40bucks or whatever to buy it all even on sale
    bastard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here

      i only bought rebirth, i think that's all you need and it's like 10 bucks right now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the item description mod doesn't work without the addons unless that's changed since i last checked

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shops are useless and only sell shit
    Shops sell some of the best, most game-winning items in the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He presumably hasn’t donated any money to the donation machine so the shops haven’t been upgraded kek

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get external item descriptions, n00b.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people that think the Beast ending is real
    Oh no no no

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's based on more on traditional Roguelikes than other similar games where this kind of randomness and obfuscation was standard practice. Those were the kinds of games that old, turbo-comp sci autismos would play while waiting hours for their code to compile on an old time sharing terminal computer. In any case some people play with mods that tell them what items do, but I think it's fun to embrace the chaos and try and remember what the different items are.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is designed as if it exists in pre-internet era where you would only play one game at a time for hours at a time.
    nowadays i'm playing 6 games at a time(gotta grind the battlepasses!).
    i simply don't have time to play a game with no battlepasses and RNG unlocks.
    RESPECT MY TIME

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hes unaware of the mod that tells you what the items do making the game actually fun

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I just getting filtered?
    You are, but I don't think it's your fault.
    I would say, use platinum god to know every item descriptions
    https://platinumgod.co.uk/

    and seek unlock new characters
    I would also say to pirate every DLC, the game more than triples in size and content.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only triple? I didn't mean that. This is what you get without the DLCs.

      Not counting challenges and other unlocks.
      GET THE DLCS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you pirate dlcs for a steam license? You'd get banned instantly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is cream.api, but honestly. If was you, I would just download the whole game and the DLCs a part and not touch the steam copy.

        You should have bought all the DLCs, but you couldn't know. I just realized that Isaac turned into a game that requires hundred of hours to understand, the gatekeeping is built in-game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but CreamAPI is very safe. AFAIK nobody has ever gotten a VAC ban for using it, though I'm told some games have built-in detection for it. Isaac isn't one of them
        Alternatively, Isaac is DRM-free on GOG so you could just pirate it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and if you go the GOG route you can download the mods needed through this website
          https://steamworkshopdownloader.io/
          Browse the workshop, pick the mods you want, download them and put them in folder called Documents/My Games/The Binding of Isaac Repentance/mods

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are still getting filtered by isaac? lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never play isaac for the first time again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My memory is fricking horrible and I always forget what items do anyway so it's basically the same thing. Only casuals use the item description mod.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know Isaac is more than items, anon.
          OP doesn't even know about devil/angel deals, secret rooms, item pools, boss rush, sacrifice/cursed rooms, and even the fricking consumable items.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Only casuals use the item description mod.
          All it does is make the game not stupider than it has to be (and already is). It should have been in the base game

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flash had better OST
    Also Antibirth >>>>>>> Repentance

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a similar note, are there any other roguelike that comes close to Isaac?

    Seriously, Isaac is way more than different items and random levels.
    >Everything in the game is a currency,
    >characters and tainted characters in special can change the whole way you play the game,
    >runs have different routes and various marks to achieve with every character forcing you to replay the game multiple times to get everything.
    >synergies basically give infinite tears possibilities
    >you can break the game

    I really wanted to find another Isaac game to play, I'm a roguelike virgin but I don't know anything in the market close to it.

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