I don't give a FRICK about game announcements; was there any cringe kino this year?
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I don't give a FRICK about game announcements; was there any cringe kino this year?
wondering too
didn't feel like watching the whole thing
Alan wake song
This, it was like power metal but even gayer
it's 'metal' for people who don't listen to metal
>gatekeeping pop culture
people don't listen to metal
i like power metal
VGH, if only they listened to my neoprogressive garbage disposal influenced crabcore deathwave, something with TRVE SOVL
NO FUN ALLOWED
You can have fun, but I'll make fun of your homosexual inclinations, win-win
It was cringe, but it was also kino
Don't get too busted up ol' chap
>Have a metal band
>Don't play metal and instead play shitty pop rock
>WHY ARE YOU MAD
More disappointing than the """"gameplay"""
Poets of the Fall are not a metal band
yeah that was great
certified cringekino
Reminder: Alan Wake 2 has no gameplay, and you're a homosexual sony movie loving reddit homosexual if you think this 'game' has any merit
Yeah
Sure. But we're talking about the live song performance at the awards show which was still fun cringekino
The song has so much soul put into it that the cringekino turnrd it into literal kino
it’s kino they got away with blackface
>got away with blackface
Yeah the shadows dancing look ridiculous yet endearing at the same time. I wonder if the DLC will give us a definite ending instead of the rugpull that was the "not a loop but a spiral" bullshit
*kinocringe
It really, really didn't work outside of the context of the game.
anthony mackie was sperging out and the flute guy went pretty hard, that's about it
They gave a second chance to the flute guy? Interesting.
>second chance
The frick did he do?
the heinous crime of continuing a POC tradition despite being white
Wrong flute guy dingus
what's the lore on the flute guy?
>anthony mackie
this was intentionally, hoped that whiny presentation gets people to pity buy his game (didn't even look so bad but Black person MC)
>see woman with big breasts
>immediately think of dick
Anon...
they had extra security pacing around the stage the whole time
>extra security
We are never getting cringekino again.
thank christ, we had way too many close calls with Geoff in the past. Man needs to be protected
>protecting a israelite who would let your children burn alive for money
you guys are beyond saving
They should have just let the kid on then executed him on camera Jihad style
I can't help but wonder how many of the previous security guards were fired. Security officers typically don't get shit in terms of job security and a kid who's obviously not supposed to be there just waltzing past every security officer present is a massive frick up that's guaranteed to result in terminations.
God damn it. Geoff NEEDS TO DIE ALREADY.
https://twitter.com/Kireotir2003/status/1732974773091631246
Asian girl came back and tismed on stage
she cute
That's Ghostwire girl right?
No. She's way different... Are you trying to be a racist?
I skipped out on watching the show in its entirety. I came in for the second half. So what company or game is she meant to be representing?
Yes, she's cute!
>an actual answer several minutes later
Thanks anon!
nuke japan.
you don't want that. 2 nukes got us anime, 3 nukes? horrors beyond your imagination.
IS THAT A HECKIN ASIAN WOMAN OMG BEAUTIFUL TEN OUT OF TEN WILL MARRYAND HAVE KIDS SHES MY WAIFUUUUUU
link
>moronic b***h with the brain of an 11 year old
>moronic b***h with the brain of an 11 year old japan
Is that a heckin' Attack on Titan reference?!
I didn't understand a single thing she said
It shouldve been me who mating pressed her, its not fair...
god I hate this b***h so much and I have the biggest yellow fever
same here, she´s even worse than the plastic k-pop dreck.
>"""""people""""" find this gremlin attractive
mankind was a mistake
Of course they find it attractive, it's a female and you HAVE TO FIND FEMALE ATTRACTIVES, even if they're ugly as sin.
Normalgays were a mistake.
Why does she makes white hamplanet seethe so much?
Ikumi is cute
Ikumi is cute
AAAAAAAAAH
I LOVE YOU
OOOOOOOOOOH
I LOVE YOUUUUU
It wasnt even close to being genuine, you could tell she was trying to lean into the "look im a kawaii asian girl on stage arent I quirky :^)"
Nothing about these shows have soul anymore
Like you could plan anything better
Look I'm autis that screams racial slurs at people aren't I quirky :^)
Look you're ESL typing for the very first time!
So what's it like being a genetic dead end?
The moment I saw her doing this pose I remembered the instructor in early Attack on Titan going "IS YOUR HEART PLACED ON THE OTHER SIDE???"
https://twitter.com/nakamura193/status/1733084131482067341
>has a kid
And suddenly I've lost all interest in this prostitute
homie she literally posted pics of her giving birth on twitter. Everyone knew she was pregnant
>fat girl passes her and she starts laughing
I hate how she tried to get on the 'quirky and cute wagon' since her first apareance
>Asian girl
>girl
there's an age limit for that descriptor, and she's about 20 years over it.
*female. ftfy, incel
>Asian female
ironic that you accuse me of being an incel when you corrected yourself to sound more like one.
Oh shut the frick up you autistic dweeb.
stop simping for cringy hags.
hags > kids, you pedo homosexual. Get a staph infection on your dick and commit sudoku.
Boobarella
>pedo homosexual
Ironic that you accuse me of being a pedo homosexual while simping for an asian that looks like a 10 year old boy.
is the norm now anon
if some fk acuse something or someone of being pedo there is at least a 80% chance they themselves are the kiddy fkers
you are the one simping for a woman that acts like a 10 year old girl with autism
absolutely still would Elvira.
We all would. She's 70 years old in this webm, 4 years older than my mother. Imagine a b-movie horror watch with her turning into her touching the got dang weiner.
Her breasts can’t still be natural. Time wouldn’t let them stay so full and incredible.
>70
That's kind of incredible. Is it makeup alone? How do you look that good at 70?
> Is it makeup alone?
Yes. With enough makeup and perhaps a wig, even the nastiest crack prostitute can look like a 10/10 escort, as long as the bone structure isn't too fricked.
most actresses lose control and get bogged beyond salvage, but careful and gradual application of plastic actually can do the job it's supposed to do, if you let pounds of makeup take care of the rest
what you are seeing is more artificial than a silicone sex doll
Yes and no, this is a very recent pic - obviously she still has makeup on. She's still completely frickable.
Every line a hag has is life experience. Sometimes it's pretty, sometimes it's nasty.
Some women age gracefully. Generally it is because they abstain from drinking, drugs, tattoos, and tanning. All of those do significant damage to skin and age you.
>and tanning
This is a big one.
I think people have gotten a lot better with proper skin protection in the past decade at least
but like, even some famous people in their 30s have ruined their skin a fair bit from tanning without proper protection
Okay, so if I walked past her on the street I would think she's an unremarkable 60 something. This means that just about any woman, as long as they remain skinny and were attractive to begin with, can be hot and frickable into their 70's through the magic of makeup.
>unremarkable
I disagree, but I respect your opinion (I don't)
She looks better than most 30-40 yr old b***hes. I'm actually shocked because that's how terrible looking most modern women look these days. Elvira is still bangable at 70 something years old.
WOULD
She's lesbo so it doesn't matter
>That's kind of incredible. Is it makeup alone? How do you look that good at 70?
Literal luck of DNA. It's known as epigenetic aging, where where parts of your body ages faster or slower than you chronological age clock.
thumbnail makes her look like an actual wiener and balls
holy.
frick.
my sides
For me its giraffe blowjob
Mommy Elvira will never frick you ramesh
this, isn't she like 40?
still would marry her
I will refertilize her barren womb
Looks like a girl to me
Only artificial cringe kino with the alan wake singing.
That's as soulless as it can get it was obviously staged to hell and people recognizing her was the only reason she was sent out in the first place in hopes of improving sales.
Has any game she ever promoted even come out? I feel like every year she does the same bit and every year I have to ask myself why she's even at a video game conference
Same. She comes on, says something?, acts cringe and leaves. I genuinely have no clue what game she's even making or why she keeps getting invited not only to the show but also on stage.
Japanese Jade Raymond pretty much
Why'd she sound like that on stage
Why'd she moan and do those little yelps and sighs
Jesus fricking christ, why
The frick are you on about? She sounded normal
that sounded nothing even close to approaching normal, she was sperging out all over the place. It was only cute because she's a girl
that's just how regular Japanese chicks sound man
fricking liar, how do regular japanese men control themselves if they're hearing this all around them 24 fricking 7, god dammit
what do you mean? wat
Frick off moron jap girls walk around sounding like horny chew toys. You watch too much anime and jav
It was gay. The most interesting part of this was when Hitler appeared.
Anthony Mackie being drunk
Just normal cringe of unfunny people trying to be funny
thanks homie and big gays to the community
One guy thanked Hitler and Sony in his speech.
Asian girl kokoro sasageyo'd
Black man wore a we wuzkangz thing because he couldn't own a zulu lion skin
Hideo Mojimbo
Flute guy
Alan Wake the musical
And most of the trailers
yea, they invited him back to present the goty
That has to be the only reason Geoff got this guy.
oh yea they weren't playing any games this time
>they weren't playing any games
perfect for Ganker
wat am i supposed to see here? the guard in black suit?
I have no idea who this is.
youtube e-celeb called ModdedController360
Swen is an absolute gigachad
i like that timmy was nice and respectful about the whole thing. just read the script and stood in the back. maybe i'll subscribe to this youtube channel.
He's a fricking Chad
https://x.com/Merk_Gang/status/1603863905054474240?s=20
>name 10 books
>um... well... uhm you're still in fricking highschool kid
roasty obliterated
Lies of P homie
Oh my god Louis, it's the Lies OF P guy!
Fallout actors calling Todd and Phil their bosses
>weird trailer that had footage of some drag queens twitch stream
>r/asianmasculinity star simu "naval pierced" liu
>autistic jap woman rambling on stage
>awful alan wake live performance
>african homie talking about his dead dad and wakanda
>majority of trailers had black or female protagonists
Most of those aren't cringekino, that's just tiring.
oh my bad i only read cringe not cringekino
>asian guy
at least he knew some of the terms for starcraft.
better research than the other actors who say they liked 'x game' and then paused for applause
but he's chink so if he didn't know it properly he wouldn't really deserve to be asian
meant to reply to
That nig got a pass for dropping golden sun.
Garry's Mod too so you know that hes got a dash of the ole 'ism.
homie was also in a show called Raised by Wolves that is weird and slow and kino.
Please watch it ;_;
RBW was peak Riddley schizokino.
too bad they canceled after a little too bad of a season.
I felt like I was literally the only one who watched/loved that show. Such a great premise and it was really developing some interesting mythos near the end. Black dude was my favorite character, which never happens, mainly because of the acting chops of that dude. He had this warmth to his acting approach that I really liked. Really happy to see that the actor gives off the same vibes. Seems like a cool dude. Great taste in vidya too
>Raised by Wolves is an American science fiction drama television series created by Aaron Guzikowski that premiered on HBO Max on September 3, 2020
>In June 2022, the series was cancelled after two seasons
>In July 2022, as a part of a cost-cutting and strategic move following the merger of Discovery, Inc. with WarnerMedia to form Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD), it was reported that HBO Max had ceased new original series development in Central Europe, Nordic Europe, the Netherlands, and Turkey, as well as removed selected international series from the platform worldwide
Oh my fricking god I hate big corporate takeovers so goddamn much
>majority of trailers had black or female protagonists
You say it as if that was a novelty.
>african homie talking about his dead dad and wakanda
>favorite games are kingdom hearts, garry's mod and golden sun
he gets a pass
>awful alan wake live performance
it was fun, you're just a surly homosexual.
There's a difference between cringe and cringeKINO.
It's what sets that shit apart from something like PEGGLE TWO or FRICK THE OSCARS.
>Says frick the Oscars
>Starts making movies right after
Tak Fuji will always be the peak of cringe kino
The kojimbo fellatio was also incredibly cringe
>african homie talking about his dead dad and wakanda
His game actually looks good.
Zelda got fricked by gonzo
>Big gays with Dr Cuckmann
>Geoff saying thanks homie
nothing notable
these c**ts will soon realise that REFORMED RABBI moments are what MAKE events like these
expect some staged shit next time
Geoff said “Thanks homie”
Neil Drunkman said “Big gays”
absolutely
I'm sad Geoff didn't dance too
Honestly the worst part about the live performance at the awards wasn't the lame dancing, but the shitty boomers playing. They're pretty mediocre musicians outside of the guitarist I guess.
What do you expect? It's just a B grade Finnish rock band.
They've partnered with remedy since Alan Wake 1, lol.
The vocalist was in Max Payne as Vlad and Late Goodbye plays in Max Payne 2
>It's just a B grade Finnish rock band
Sir, Poets of the Fall is pretty based band, they are also pretty good while performing live. Have shitload of kino songs. I think Marko was just not comfortable participating in this Reddit spectacle. otherwise it's still been great
zoomers cant even play instruments
Well, in this case it's completely valid to say "do better" if you hate them so much.
were they trying to copy peacemaker or something?
I understand it's basically mouth of madness where reality and fiction and merging into each other breaking everything. But was this an Easter egg or weird condition of steps to get that dance?
Nope, the entire sequence is a part of Alan's side of the game. You play through it no matter what.
The Alan Wake song was awful so uhhh I guess that.
Pic related "Thanks homie"
and also Neil Cuckkman saying "Big gays"
Does anyone have the latter clipped?
>and also Neil Cuckkman saying "Big gays"
You just know he did this shit on purpose and was like "watch what I can get away with" to his friends
i didnt catch thanks homie
Big gays alone brought the show from a 3/10 to a 5/10 for me. laughed so hard i cried
Did you also shake the whole house while laughing you fat frick
The big gays was lame cringe and who cares about le diversity background french muslim Black person? Waste of a blade game
Wow holy shit it really does sound like gays. Im actually laughing my ass off.
Even at .25 speed, it's unmistakable.
For some reason he seemed nervous as frick and was mispronouncing every other word
Idk how that's possible considering he won GOTY before
it was a freudian slip from anticipating the gay orgy happening later at his place
Either he got drunk or he's high.
>For some reason he seemed nervous as frick and was mispronouncing every other word
He wanted to start ranting about Israel but was told beforehand not to.
I clearly hear "thanks," but I can hear "gays" too if I'm thinking of the word.
No surprise that the last of us community are big gays
>
He knew
He was probably thinking the same thing everyone else was thinking
>did he really say that?
Hopefully it'll sink Druckmann's career.
I guess he mispronounced thanks as fans but corrected it halfway instead of from the beginning
Oy vey this antisemitism against Neil is unbearable
TLOU community have to be big gays so it makes sense
Nowhere even close to “thanks”. 100% gays
sides = orbit
XwienerS
The muppet cameos were pretty cringeworthy to watch honestly
Yeah, but just cringe, not cringe kino
the slow camera pan towards Todd Howard after BG3 won GOTY, rumor has is it Todd was supposed to announce BG3 was now available on the Xbox store but he refused to say it
This
https://vocaroo.com/1e85P80KSiSH
Followed by this
https://vocaroo.com/16I7lbd0GgMY
I thought it was pretty fricking funny that not once but twice aonuma thought he was going to win an award and then looked dumbfounded once he realized he in fact did not win.
Pic or it didn’t happen
geoff called one of the black guys a homie
Got a clip?
When the frick did this happen
It flashed across the screen for a half second, Honestly baffled someone managed to notice a wiener bind in there
last year
>keyblade cursor
AMONG wiener! GOTY!
I need a timestamp
Did geoff tell the no mans skys guy to hurry up with his whole announcement or they'll be there forever or did I totally mishear that?
The bimbo b***h at the beginning saying she's "An esports fan, like her father and his father before him". So... your grandpa was an esports fan? Are you serious?
It was a joke, you autist. She even followed it up with "before you can think too hard about that, here are the nominees" or some shit like that.
Her whole schtick was telling really shitty jokes.
They just recently made these things called jokes and she actually told one when she said that.
She obviously didn't write it herself because she's not creative enough for that but someone told her to say a joke.
moron
I wish we got to see that kid try to rush the stage and get clothesline tackled by security fricking coward.
TLOU 2 dev said "Big gays to the last of us community"
Todd Howard actually showed up
This and the Reggie clip were the most surprising for me
why did he seem so pissed when that black dude with the cape was talking lol?
I think it was some topical joke about Assassin's Creed.
Without even being nominated for anything, what a loser.
Starfield was nominated for best RPG.
And lost to BG3 there as well.
BG3 got robbed of best Direction so Alan Wake 2 could get a pity award, so it's honestly pretty funny Geoff wouldn't grace Starfield with a pity award as well, especially considering how much advertising money microsoft threw at the awards show to advertise xbox/gamepass.
>BG3 got robbed of best Direction
where is the direction part in bg3 you fricking Black person? did you even played AW2 to compare it to goyslop BG3?
>slop slop slop slop slop slop
Opinion disregarded. End your life promptly
BG3 got robbed of Best Music so Square could get a pity award
nominated for best rpg and lost
He did it to save the show and it worked, kids call it effective altruism
How many Todd Howard’s could someone theoretically stuff into one of those Fallout Power Armor suits for the tv show?
At least 4
And not one of you school shooter homosexuals showed up to finish the job.
the deaf musical or the flute guy
>Thanks homie alright
/v/pol thinking Bear Sex would lose, LMAO
it's Gankereddit leftypol
at least something good came out of TGA
Good.
I'm so glad
Nick Gur
Is that really her?
No clue
It isn't
The way Todd looks it is fricking scary. He just kind of hovers in the background like a killer or something
>was there any cringe kino this year?
At the game awards? Come on
in the crowd
Geoff called someone a Black person and quickly moved on to a trailer.
Not even making this up right now, I'm dead serious.
Captain america broke shang-chi's leg backstage
THANKS homie, AIGHT
Well in a foreign version of the game awards, they had twitch chat on screen and someone posted amongus wiener ascii and the crowd cheered.
https://x.com/ken212301/status/1732971433964216415?s=20
lel
Did we ever figure out who "Maarten" was?
WHERE WAS HE???
he was in the crowd, but they actually had security this time so he couldn't do anything
Oh shit
kek based, frick that tard
once was kind of funny but any more would've just been annoying
this moronic zoomer really still trying to cling onto his 5 minutes of fame
it's kind of his scthick. He's the last of a dying breed of these kind of public menace content creators. Kinda like Ice Poseidon
Name 5 books bruh
israeli kid took a shortcut to socialmediamaxx his career and it's still going
lil israelite zoom made it
>I would think she's an unremarkable 60 something
if you see a hot fit milfgilf in public and don't take notice you are a huge ass gay nibba
fit milfgilfs are not common and most devolve to shit, the rest are either trophy wifes, sexworkers, or just the odd rare milfgilf that actually took care of herself for some random reason
making their value escalate due to ther increased rarity
you wouldnt get it....
good morning I love GILFS
plastic surgery and makeup should be a state mandated free expense for women
Cassandra has had no plastic surgery done though.
He was outside of Twitchcon in LA, scamming by saying he was part of a Mr. Beast Charity raffle, got like, thirty bucks.
>geoff keighley FURIOUSLY typing out this notice, his arms SHAKING, his eyes PINPRICKS, his mouth FOAMING, his KNEES WEAK as he prints it
Why didn't he just not sign it? What are they gonna do, start crying about it?
Once you've been trespassed from a private property that's open to the public, it means that you legally aren't allowed on the property anymore. It's now treated like someone's house or other completely private property, you're no longer inlcuded in the open invitation that normally prevents one from being arrested for trespassing on other private properties open to the public. It doesn't need to be a signed form, they can just tell you personally.
wait how can you get life in jail thats 25 years but you cant get a legitimate lifetime ban from an event?
Are you struggling with the legalese or something? He legitimately got a lifetime ban from that event.
It's "lifetime" which means in like 5 or 10 years nobody will actually remember and he can just go back
because youre an attention prostitute and theyre trying to save you from eventually becoming a troony just to get clicks
>trying to do a doubleup
Ruining the magic, israelite doesn't know how to stop rehashing
Manager didn't sign it
Geoff could have actually worked with him and do something fun. I wish every organizer had the McMahon mindset of controversy creates story.
He made a fool of the entire security apparatus. It is not something that an organization values at all.
It was a GOOD thing that he did. Some brat playing a harmless prank exposed how fricking moronic their security was and forced them to clean up the act. What if someone with actual harmful intentions had gone up there?
Seriously. Geoff should be fricking thanking the kid for saving him from something much worse down the line. Sometimes you need a wake-up call.
>land of the free
this fricker is no different than the guy that is still trying to cash in on Keanu Reeves calling him breathtaking
>security actually did their job this time so no wildcards could pop up ready to derail the whole show
Looks like doritopope is finally learning.
Rekt geoff wienerblocked him tightly
Mcpig crying when Cocoon won instead of Pizza Tower
How do people not know who Timothy Chamalet is when Wonka is literally next week?
>wonka
that shit will bomb, people know him for dune and the gay film
you mean xbox360man?
>Wonka
? what is wonka?
who cares
Most people don't keep track of half-assed kids movies only made to keep ip rights
i knew him as ModdedController360
>caring about celebs
Geoff said "thanks homie"
no, the mans name is dinga.
>the mans name is dinga
>do you find it risible when I say the name-
>DINGA
>DONGA?
>Geoff was so butthurt about his fricking serious business video game show getting a bit of fun injected that he now has an entire security goon squad pacing around the stage ready to ventilate people
Lmao. Dewrito pope is such a homosexual.
frick off Matan, no one likes you
I heard they interrupted BG3 studio director to cut speech short when he was talking about colleague who passed while making the game
The awards are bullshit anyway so I don't care that much about not much time being spent on them, but that they spend so little time on letting the winners speak but they let Simu Liu go on for fricking ever with his drawn out unfunny jokes because he's in movies is ridiculous. The movie dicksucking gets worse every year.
>failed movie artist desperate to get the approval of the movie industries
Nothing surprising here. It also explain why they love moviegame so much
When the camera zoomed in to Todd he looked dead inside.
Why didn't he just make a good video game instead of whatever the frick starfield is?
sir starfield is impressiv if you been living under a rock for the last decade the rpg part feels obsolet, sir, compared to cyberpunk and baldurs gate 3 (and even some of bethesdas own games), and the "space game" part is an illusion, sir, and not even a very good one. if starfields "space gameplay," sir, was a mod for fallout 4 id be impressed, sir, but this is a brand new allegedly "next-gen" space exploration game that is hell-bent to make exploration bland and unimpressive as possible.
i called out starfield, sir, the day that expo video came out showin off the game and said it was not a real space game, sir, and that space travel was just gonna be a map screen and a bunch of smoke and mirrors and thered be a space combat minigame. and i was 100% on the money, sir. planets are just procedurally generated 1km fishbowl experiences, sir, and the game cant even save more than 5 landing spots in memory per planet before it starts pruning them. everything bout planets is arbitrary, sir, except the handful that have an actual developer-made point of interest like a city or town, sir, and even those feel dodgy and underdeveloped.
and that's just the space game part that starfield fails at, sir. the story is bland and borin with no real sense of intrigue or urgency, sir. there is no way to truly play as an evil character, sir. there are no evil followers, sir. everyone has the same brand of morality, sir, and all named npcs are essential to make sure you can only play the game the "correct" way, sir. the reviewers made a huge deal outta new game plus, sir, but what is even the point of starting the game over? you can just look up all the alternate universe easter eggs online, sir, and none of em actually matter, sir, and none of em make the game better, sir.
starfield is mid at best, sir, and bethesda is not gonna redeem it, sir, because they expect modders to do it for them, sir.
Neil Druckmann called his fans big gays
>People didn't like the Alan Wake 2 proformance
Did you guys play the game and still not like it? It's the literally song and dance from the game. They were acting out a scene in the game. It was fun.
Its Ganker no one plays game here. They only complain.
Not really. It was kind of gay but there was nothing approximating kino of prior years.
the japanese b***h is cringe
yeah you missed it bro. dude came in with a gat and shot up the place. dorito pope is dead. Kojima in critical care. swen was saved by his +1 breastplate.
They weren't handing out free steamdecks so I didn't tune in.
Ikumi Nakamura
Anthony Mackie trying his best to awkwardly impersonate Keanu Reeves for audience cheers
Geoff telling some black guy "thanks homie"
>Geoff telling some black guy "thanks homie"
WHAT?
Neil Druckmann also said "And big gays to the Last Of Us community!"
>2:24:14 "thanks homie, alright"
I'm trying to understand what Geoff was actually saying so I looked up when he introduced the two dudes to see if either of their names could sound anything like "homie, aiight" but they don't at all. I had this on the the background and it immediately made me do a doubletake
What actually, literally did he mean by this?
His fricking name is Dinga.
Thanks, Dinga.
Ganker is so fricking stupid, I swear.
Giga energy
>cringe
>kino
Geoff said "thanks homie" to a black guy.
how is geoff still so fricking awkward after having hosted this shit for like 10 years of whatever the frick?
jeff's talent is marketing, organizing, and coordinating large, complicated stage shows. being a presenter is just a little extra treat to market further market himself as a component of his brand
he never recovered from his dorito pope days
He's fricking depressed is why
Because he actually just fricking loves video games but has to deal with all the corpo shit and constantly shilling dogshit products
>he actually just fricking loves video games
does he though?
He literally continuously cums live on stage whenever he's standing next to Kojima. There is a giant fricking nerd behind all this corpo mask.
Yes, dude's been around for fricking decades and everytime he talks about shit on stage you can see it in his eyes
>does he though?
Geoff is a casual core gamer. That's not an insult by the way, he fits into the category of those that having gaming as a hobby but isn't completely absorbed by it. It's a very healthy balance to have.
This is bullshit, Geoff treats video games as his in to the Hollywood crowd, and all of his efforts with TGA demonstrate that. Even his friendship with Kojima is predicated on their mutual Hollywood fantasies.
what the frick does geoff even do outside of the gay awards
He was an unfunny zoomer.
It was funny that the game awards had allowed this to happen. But not thanks to the kid who made it his career to be an unfunny zoomer influencer
People on Twitter are upset that one guy got rushed off stage and the teleprompter even said "PLEASE WRAP IT UP" even though he was only on stage for like 30 seconds. They only gave award winners 30 seconds to one minute to give a speech and that was it.
I think it was Astarion's VA
>Thanks homie
>Big gays to our fans
>I don't give a FRICK about game announcements; was there any cringe kino this year?
Looks like Danny DeVito in a wig
Thanks nig-
did he really do it?
>mfw big gays
who's the homosexual in the middle?
Oh fuc he did it again
Makese sense, he is Dunca's protegé.
whack him!
WHAT THE FRICK IS A COCOON?
Also i can't wait for all the morons screaming about Hello Games again. The guy proved again and again that NMS's return was not a marketing ploy. He was on stage shaking,this time setting expectation,telling people they are a small studio and that all of them are at the awards.It was clear to me that the guy truly thought he fricked up and he tried to please the fans for 10 fricking years/ Then corpos came,saw how profitable trying to "repent" is and now use it as a marketing campaign
Bill Clinton kid and Geoff should hug and kiss at the end of next years show
>any cringe this year
Yea all the BG3 posting about how its a perfect game when it had an absolute dogshit story, was 60% unfinished and had thousands of bugs. Of course it still won because there wasn't a single other ok game released this year but still praising it to be perfect is moronic
*yawn*
That moment where that one dude said Geoff was a "delicious man" and said he looked "frickin great" and touched his arm was rough
Geoff's celebrity and Kojima obsession as he tries to cut short every segment so Simu Liu has more time to tell unfunny jokes about his ankle was embarrassing, but it was unfortunately embarrassing in a way that was just grating rather than funny.
Kojima puts a hole in the mirror and fricks himself. I hate the forced Metal gear solid 5 long gay introduction mission with his name plastered on the screen every 10 minutes.
Saved.
Lel
Isn't this fricking Mr. Bean
Fricking incredible
That is Mr. Bean, yeah.
movie name
Playback Time
tank you good evening sir
It was basicly a show filled with forced females and Black person propaganda. Blatant advertisement for unrelated shit like movies, social media and chinese companies pushing their e-sports cancer.
bill clinton kid came out to present the game of the year award, it was an unexpected twist that they willingly invited him back.
I didn't know Timothy Chalamet was in last year's show too
I can't believe I actually wasted 4 hours of my sleep (yurop) to see absolutely zero fricking relevant games being announced.
My experience, also
>All games are just scifi/fantasy rpgs with an artstation slop aesthetic
Imagine staying awake for this slop when you can just skip through theri shitty vod
World of Goo 2 you plebian
I dunno the franchise enough so I couldn't judge, but if the fans are happy then all the power to you
i FRICKING LOVE this dude, he was losing it on stage
i do hope he's okay, i thought he was gonna pass out
what a treasure
he's a treasure, i do feel a little bad that he was treated like a meme and shoved into the corner though
>>Pre-show girl tried to fit in a stand up routine and bombed every single joke
I don't think it was bad, just that style of humour I guess, I thought some of the lines were funny, either way she didn't waste time with it so it's whatever
Mackie trying to force another "You're breathtaking!" moment but coming off as schizo
This was the only actual cringe moment for me, seriously, why? he was presenting cyberpunk stuff too, I guess it was premeditated or something, just weird
so heckin wholesome chungus am i right
He's Hans Zimmer's head woodwind guy. Dude's great
Geoff called a black guy a Black person to his face
That guy who won content creator of the year, and it was a vtuber girl who appeared on screen with the guy doing his best nasally voice
There was actually a lot of cringe this year, and I think people are just having selective memory.
>Pre-show girl tried to fit in a stand up routine and bombed every single joke
>Crowd so dead during the GoW Ragnarok & FFXVI DLCs they had to add canned cheers
>Geoff Keighley saying the N word, Geoff Keighley having to riff with a muppet, Geoff Keighley being sexually assaulted by a gay man
>Anthony Mackie trying to force another "You're breathtaking!" moment but coming off as schizo
>The Asian b***h flanderizing herself and acting moe when she's like 40 years old (still cute I guess)
>Christopher Judge being ironically played off only for other devs to be unironically played off (not for Kojima doe!!!)
>Having not one, not two, but THREE 'live' performances which were obvious playbacks
>"Big gays to the community!"
I also really disliked some of the crowd shots, whoever was operating that camera chose to focus on people who either didn't want their face shown or were visibly upset. This happened a pretty unacceptable amount of times.
>N word
Frick off back to X
I got banned last time I typed N*gger on Ganker I don't make the rules
Black person
Black person
Black person
>the N word
No, very sterile this year they paid for extra security by running more ads with Jeff blitzing through 5 awards at the ass end of the awards show lmao
>The way he just awkwardly flops about
Peak soul
those limp wrists piss me off and I have no idea why
Geoff said homie
This Goeff homosexual has the most untrustworthy physiognomy i have ever seen. Complete dishonesty and condescension.
Well yeah he's canadian. Of course he looks stupid
>not a single meme worthy moment
what a shit show dat kojima entrance was cringe kino though
A pajeet announced a cooking game
If their was you would have seen it plastered all over Ganker
The Black person that presented the voice actor award, he was cringe last year with Al Pacino and his joke about "my speech was longer than this year Call of Duty's campagin" made me wish a hate crime was about be done by some crazy cracker
Also, the Final Fantasy song gave me cringe, iirc it was made by Uematsu but it sounded awful and the blatant commercial felt soulless
>the Final Fantasy song gave me cringe, iirc it was made by Uematsu but it sounded awful and the blatant commercial felt soulless
I liked the song, live performance could have been better though. I blame yt compression algorithm. but I don't like how they've done barret vs dyne part, whole scene felt wrong, totally different lighting and mood than in the original which sucks.
Anthony Mackie schitzo-ing out and yelling at the audience to shut up
His attempt to become a Keanu meme was the cringiest shit of the night.
i thought it was don cheadle
IDK but I thought them cutting off Neil Newbon like that was kinda shitty. I mean I get it, they're on a schedule, but I think there should be a middle road between letting someone ramble on for 8 minutes and quickly flushing someone out of the stage during an emotional speech with "WRAP IT UP" teleprompters and music. You'd think someone who has done this stuff for as long as Geoff has, he'd have a better eye for these situations.
that was embarrassing
mf was trying to put on a one-man-show when everybody's just waiting for game trailers and to shit fling at the winner/losers of the goty categories
the unawareness was astounding
at least most other guests had the decency to put on a vague facade of "oooh you know I love games too, like this one and this one"
I like Mackie because he knows superhero movies are shit but god damn what was he thinking here
substances, autism, or mental illness?
charisma void
You people actually watch this shit? I just wait for the news after.
My tradition for at least a decade has been "buy McDonalds and Whiskey, eat and drink while posting in the Ganker comfy thread." It's a simple life but it's one of the few joys I have left here.
The Twisted Metal guy was really funny and kind of cringe but he owned it.
well there was that moment where they forcefully shut up a guy talking
Geoff's Hollywood and Japanese dev dickriding is getting out of hand.
white woman hands typed this
>Random Starfield trailer in the middle of the event
>"Congratulations to all the nominees and winners"
>invite Sean Murray as a honored guest on stage knowing No Man's Sky sales soar the frick up after Starfield's release
>he announces literally No Man's Skyrim
>nominate Starfield to ONE award it won't get just to force Todd to attend and watch
Geoff is truly devilish