I don't want to die bros oh god oh frick

I don't want to die bros oh god oh frick

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The praise this game gets is proof that most humans do not possess human-level consciousness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you say that, anon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to elaborate.

        What amount of praise do you think is reasonable for the game?

        None.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          t.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a seething penumbger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What amount of praise do you think is reasonable for the game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A fair amount, considering it’s not a popular topic in games.
        It absolutely nails the atmosphere and delivery of the main theme. Also demonstrates you both how consciousness cloning works and the delusion of people not willing to accept it. All the designs of machines/humans are kino too.
        Gameplay wise it’s meh, didn’t really need 90% enemies, but it added tension in some moments so it gets a pass.
        Don’t remember puzzles so they probably weren’t amazing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you say that, anon?

      Simon was fricking moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well... yes?
        The Simon we play as is a legacy brainscan - possibly a prototype model - of a guy who had imminently fatal neurological issues that was haphazardly integrated into a random corpse by a runaway construction nanoswarm that's just trying to do its best.
        He could have been the smartest man on earth during his life and still have come across as a living exemplar of the npc archetype without breaking immersion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why?
        because he believed in the coinflip?
        what would you have done in his situation? would you just have been like "oh well thats not really me, so im just gonne go die in a corner"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe they praise it because it's a good game you moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point, even the highest and most prodigal minds in the world would become unreasonable and illogical when the world ends. They knew that consicoiness doesn't work like that, but when you've been trapped under the ocean eating survival rations as your base-AI starts eating everything in a crazy last ditch effort to save it's own brutal and unfeeling concept of "humanity" the idea of uploading your mind into a paradise world and slitting your throat right after starts to sound like a sweet deal, even if it doesn't work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The disaster was just a large meteor impact though.
        At least give an honest attempt to perpetuate the species you egg-headed idiots.
        Maybe resurface and verify with certainty that there are no survivors in the nearest settlements. Its entirely possible that the impact didn't instantly delete the entirety of the human species above sea level and could simply be disrupting long-ranged communications.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro this is earth after the impact

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just a little warm and smoky.
            Open up a window and she'll be right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit game through and through.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't want to die bros oh god oh frick
    you didn't care when you weren't born
    and the afterlife is real, anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean the afterlife is real? Do you have any proof of this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t know

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pls tell me, I'm eager to know

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There’s nothing to tell. You pretty much have to experience it yourself to really believe.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game worth playing if I know the ending?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I was watching Mauler's videos on the game and when he showed the ending scene it's what made me want to play it. I don't care much for spoilers to begin with, but a large part of what makes the story engaging is it being a video game where you act in it. Seeing it like a movie or hearing about it isn't the same.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you guys do with Simon-2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killed him softly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He deserved to live but I killed him so he wouldn't cause trouble

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His battery was running out so it didn't make much of a difference.
      Probably more merciful to quietly unplug him before he woke up alone and looking for Catherine to ask her why it didn't work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep him alive. My headcanon is Simon 1 finds a way to reach the depths and saves Simon 2, then they return to Omicron and use structure gel to revive all the reanimated corpses they can find and birth a new race cyborgs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        then they have a revenge arc and shoot down the ark with all those c**ts in vr heaven

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A character being stupid doesn't make the game bad

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simon IS fricking moronic
    The game is still pretty damn good
    But I think the ending should have gone with one scenario or the other, not both. Kind of undermines itself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simon IS fricking moronic
      you clearly have never read a book. you are used to "good" writing in gaming being a cheap shocking gatcha twist. the point of the story is not the end but how Simon navigates through the world as a copy. it's some of the best story delivery in gaming.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's some of the best story delivery in gaming.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking miss bin laden and bush

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol but it be. you guys think good writing is all about "muh shocking twist" but it's about the flow of the story putting you right in seat of the character feeling what he feels. im not even shitposting here. it's some of the rare game that is Ganker worthy.

          No anon, I meant he's moronic because he can't grasp simple concepts
          I'm not criticizing the writing

          >he can't grasp simple concepts
          THAT'S the vibe it's meant to convey. you can't rationalize being a copy. you can't fathom it. only when you are confronted with the finality of your existence can you put 2 and 2 together because it literally is NOT part of the human experience.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"muh shocking twist"
            So tired of this. Besides Soma, Outer Wilds is probably one of the game that leverages being a video game extremely well to tell a single story. Stuff like Detroit Become Human is very interesting, but the sheer amount of branching paths does diminish the quality of some stories especially when the writers try to steer you in one path anyway.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >THAT'S the vibe it's meant to convey. you can't rationalize being a copy. you can't fathom it. only when you are confronted with the finality of your existence can you put 2 and 2 together because it literally is NOT part of the human experience.
            No, thats something Simon cant rationalise, becasue he is dumbass canadian zoomer NPC who spent his entire life in literal safespace, and who never actually thought about this kind of existential shit when he was alive. Also, when he was scanned he was literally being treated fo signs of brain damage.
            He is not supposed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

            Place any random basement neckbeard nerd in the same situation, and they would figure this shit out pretty damn quick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, I meant he's moronic because he can't grasp simple concepts
        I'm not criticizing the writing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simon IS fricking moronic
      Simon is a NES file trying to run on PS18 hardware.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simon IS fricking moronic
      Yes. He is also literally brain damaged.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to destroy the WAU because... YOU JUST HAVE TO INNIT

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you fail the coin flip?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never failed the coin flip, I lived my 2 last awesome months in canada partyan + fukin qt slootz before dying of a migraine
      better fate than the shit simon 2 3 and 4 had to go thru

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never failed the coin flip, I lived my 2 last awesome months in canada partyan + fukin qt slootz before dying of a migraine
      better fate than the shit simon 2 3 and 4 had to go thru

      based Coinflipchads

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can say anything, but this is kino writing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soma has kino writing, I'm sorry you can't appreciate it

      >The Impact Event (called The Apocalypse by many) was a sudden mass extinction event that occurred on Friday, January 12, 2103 at 05:13 [...] The impact triggered firestorms in many areas on Earth with the Iberian Peninsula being severely affected.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black I wasn't being sarcastic like all the other pieces of shit posting here, I appreciate the game's writing and genuinely enjoyed simon freaking the FRICK out

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea what this means but it seems funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      read that in his voice

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Prestige handled the concept better

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAU: I can fix her

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talos principle did it 10x better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The player character, an unnamed android, awakes in a serene environment. A disembodied voice calling itself Elohim
      pretentious garbage, dropped

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agree/disagree for each:
    >I think the ARK-project is the most logical step towards saving mankind and that we should spend as much time and resources as needed to complete it.
    >I think temporary physical discomfort, no matter how severe, is a small price to save mankind.
    >I think the ARK should leave earth behind and be launched into space.
    >I think we are at risk of losing our humanity if we were to rid ourselves of disease and our mortality.
    >I think even an inferior group of artificial people would benefit our society

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is a traumatized moron
    >other central character acknowledges that he's a traumatized moron
    >tells him he's a moron but he refuses and she plays along
    >in the end explains how he's a moron
    >anons on Ganker: NOOO THE GAME IS BAD BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS ARE moronic FOR THINKING <what established moron MC thinks>
    Never stops.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anons are seemingly always expecting characters to know everything and be video game/movie buffs that are well versed in all the weird tropes. It could be genuinely weird to not be into any of that, living a normal life, then suddenly wake up in that hell, and after multiple body switches still believe you're going to end up on the Ark and not understand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be this complete inability to understand that to every subsequent copy of Simon, the "coin flip" SEEMS very real in that he, from his perspective, has "won" it every time.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So apparently Frictional restarted development on their current "Soma-style" main project to make it more open-ended like the Bunker. Thoughts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play soma, I don't have thoughts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's "SOMA-style" mean? Isn't SOMA's gameplay basically like Amnesia in a different setting? If it's like SOMA, but it's not a sequel, does that mean it's another Amnesia-style game, but with a sci-fi type of setting?
      I'm asking because I didn't really like SOMA's gameplay that much, and I'm wondering if they might make something different. SOMA on its own didn't make me want to check out Frictional's other games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"We are still very much interested in doing more SOMA-style stuff," Olsson told DS, noting that Frictional's co-founder Thomas Grip is currently at work "on a bigger project that you can say has much more of this kind of philosophical stuff like you saw in SOMA". That would jive with a job posting from the company last month, which was explicitly looking for a narrative designer who "loves sci-fi and horror".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't give me much confidence, but I guess I'll keep an eye on it.
          One thing I missed out on with SOMA was the supplemental stuff that came out before the game. Seems like that would've been fun to follow and talk about. I wonder if they'll bother with that for this game.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can I do to see a ghost or something? I just want to be convinced that there is definitely an afterlife, regardless of whether it's true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      quantum immortality is real, you literally can't die from your perspective even if you actively are trying to, therefore the afterlife is unnecessary so the concept shouldn't exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        quantum immortality is a thought experiment you fricking midwit, not a real phenomenon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          prove it to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the whole point is it isn't falsifiable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what about aging? Does quantum immortality mean there's a timeline where George Washington is still alive in 2023?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So how does this work ?
        When I die, I am immediately in another body, or is the universe constantly finding new ways to make immortality canon so my life never ends?
        Like when I get old, aliens come in and make me younger so I'm like "oh yeah that makes sense I'll live for a few more centuries" and the universe constantly makes up new ways to bullshit my consciousness into never stopping?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The easiest way is to engage in spooky shit. Go visit a really haunted house or something. The “rule” is that when you start interacting with that stuff, it’ll start interacting with you.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the monster encounters so neutered compared to TDD?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rate the enemies in terms of scariness
    for me it's
    electromagnetic c**ts > yoshida > proxies in the red light areas > akers > ross (not an enemy but his presence freaked me out) >>> proxies in other parts > screaming babe > fish > wau construct > leviathan > shittalking submarine bot

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >apology threads years after this shovelware got released
    >game is the most generic trash tier "gameplay" imaginable
    >le cutscenes are all thats talked about
    and this is why we always get movie games and walking simulators now. you're all fricking plebs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a survival horror, not just a walking simulator you idiot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like SOMA, but it's the kind of game people are talking about when they say "walking simulator." The gameplay is, if you think about it, more than 90% walking, or standing still so a monster doesn't see you. The little bit that isn't walking is context-sensitive actions like "read the computer" or whatever.
        Instead of reflexively saying "the game I like cannot be a walking sim," maybe you should consider saying "I like this game, so maybe walking sims aren't categorically bad."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. didn't understand the game

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how Earth would look after some long time WAU is allowed to work on it. Shit would be bizzare.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game worth buying? Or is it just hide from le spooky monster while reading sticky notes and journal entries?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a horror game. How would it be horrifying if you can fight back? If you want to be able to shoot monsters with machine guns, then no you won't like it. If you like scary atmosphere, tension and creepy deep underwater environments, then you would.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's worth it at $6. Probably easy to pirate, too, if you're not sure.
      It's all hiding, walking from place to place, reading/listening to things, and sometimes talking things. There is occasionally some light problem-solving, but I think describing those parts as puzzles would be misrepresenting them.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just beat it for a third time literally this 30 seconds ago. it's still kino

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