i fell for the shilling. how does anyone enjoy this game?

i fell for the shilling
how does anyone enjoy this game? its so bad >constantly get interrupted by cutscenes, dialogs and other useless shit
>cant change equipment on the go, have to go to a vendor
>literal beginner mobs take like 15-20 hits to die
>spells are trash
>runs out of stamina in a matter of seconds
>eastern dev slop controls and UI (i genuinely dont understand how japs make the worst UI/UX in games)
>cringy characters and writing

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered. Go back to starfield and leave the kino games for real gamers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kino games

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      Lmaoing ar your life. Gut gud holy shit. Thanks for the laugh.

      morons

      kek didnt u think they wait a decade to make the next entry is massive red flag?

      makes sense because this shit is garbage i genuinely cant see the appeal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound 15, for a lot of reasons. Are you 15?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          15 INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM
          PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmaoing ar your life. Gut gud holy shit. Thanks for the laugh.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek didnt u think they wait a decade to make the next entry is massive red flag?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>cant change equipment on the go, have to go to a vendor
    False, you can change your equipment at any time, assuming you have the stuff you want to equip in your inventory, otherwise you need to go to your storage.
    beginner mobs take like 15-20 hits to die
    You need to buy/find better weapons and ugprade them, and spend DCP on more and better skills for your vocation.
    are trash
    No, they are strong, specially late game, this is false.
    >>runs out of stamina in a matter of seconds
    True, at the beginning, but as you level up you get more Stamina, you can also use items that restore your Stamina, with hotkeys even, use mushrooms, different types of meat, and some other stuff to recover stamina.
    dev slop controls and UI (i genuinely dont understand how japs make the worst UI/UX in games)
    It's not amazing, but it works.
    characters and writing
    No taste Black person OP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >False, you can change your equipment at any time, assuming you have the stuff you want to equip in your inventory, otherwise you need to go to your storage.
      tried equiping an item from inventory and it didn't allow me to
      >You need to buy/find better weapons and ugprade them, and spend DCP on more and better skills for your vocation.
      i will try and see if this improves the experience but i doubt it
      >No, they are strong, specially late game, this is false.
      well i need to enjoy the game so i'd get to the endgame
      >It's not amazing, but it works.
      it doesnt, eastern devs cant make good UI/UX, even for controllers their ui is a fricking mess, god forbid kb/mouse
      >No taste Black person OP.
      cringy character and writing = no taste
      i accept your concession

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tried equiping an item from inventory and it didn't allow me to
        It might have been for another class, or you weren't in the equipment menu.
        But I doubt you'll enjoy this game, it's clearly not for you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UX
        homosexual, play something else

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >weak bait complaining about obvious shit
        Your moronation is verified and accepted. Jog on.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    beginner mobs? there are no such thing in dd
    you should go outside more

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not everyone can enjoy it, and that's okay
    maybe give a simple game like mario bros a try, that seems to be more your speed

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you do 0 damage until you play better (lol jk you have to go buy better weapons)
    Great game design.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you deal more damage if you play better and hit the weak points

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am genuinely interested in how people liked this game, cause my experience was awful
    i only got through the first part of the game but it was such a boring slog, the enemies were as generic fantasy as you can get, the missions were like pulling teeth, and the fight mechanics were frustratingly janky
    and i played the ps3 version that had a "quicksave" mechanic that didn't even work, i fricked around in the overworld for an hour getting money and exp and lost all that progress cause the quicksave didn't actually save any of my progress
    i think there are good things in the game, the pawn system is interesting, but there is so much unforgivable shit in it, i can't even imagine it being someone's favorite game, which it clearly is to some.
    if i had to do the yak escort mission more than once i would have blown my brains out. i can't believe they opened up the game with such a boring and tedious mission

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could've just stated you're moronic instead of typing all that out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the enemies were as generic fantasy as you can get
      Nothing wrong with that, they're low fantasy and look great and "authentic", I prefer that to most enemies that developers would create on their own.
      >the missions were like pulling teeth
      You're making them sound like they were difficult? I don't understand that, if anything, this game is easy, too easy even.
      >and the fight mechanics were frustratingly janky
      Which part is janky? I dislike the damage calculation, but once you know how it works, it's okay.
      >and i played the ps3 version that had a "quicksave" mechanic that didn't even work, i fricked around in the overworld for an hour getting money and exp and lost all that progress cause the quicksave didn't actually save any of my progress
      That sounds like a (you) problem, at least I know it works just fine on PC and 360.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go and play Fortnite, anon, DD is isn't for you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok then who is it for?
      what about the game did you like?
      why didn't the boring parts bother you? why didn't the bad fight mechanics bother you? why didn't the hours long slog through nothing world not drive you crazy? what are you getting out of this game that others don't?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sure ask a lot of questions.
        Must be a woman, which explains why you're so bad.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant change equipment on the go, have to go to a vendor
    these discord homos aren't even trying anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a jape, anon

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And another one fell for it
    lmao this is the best, keep pretending that the game is good guys.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are trash
    hmm. u didnt even get to the sorc vocation then?. o well. to each their own

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao "cant change equipment on the go" start by learning how to read instructions monkey

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad character erection on your part

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drone's Dogma.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get filtered by a game like Dragon's Dogma?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good game gets another sale
    >shit taste homosexual ends up in tears
    Ah, everybody wins.

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