I fixed the shitty names GF gave to the future Paradoxes. You're welcome.

I fixed the shitty names GF gave to the future Paradoxes. You're welcome.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knight valiant? really? not even valiant knight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope! Problem?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The names all use a word for Iron in them. You are ruining their names.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so these are all garbage, step aside.
    >Rolling Treads
    >Misty Bundle
    >Volt Hands
    >Triple Jugulis
    >Solar Moth
    >Mecha Thorns
    >Slashing Valiant

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Quaking Threads
    Lame
    >Conducting Hands
    ESL + Lame
    >Armor-piercing Thorns
    Too long + Lame

    Bonus:
    >Synthesized Moth
    Not as lame, but lame

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, fixing them would be giving them proper names instead of the autistic two word scheme thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironbundle, Ironthorns, etc like other languagues is still bad. They aren't a unified group in the lore (alien invader, remnant of an ancient advanced civilization, cyborgs, billion years in the future evolution, weapon to surpass Mewtwo), so they shouldn't have the same naming scheme.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good now fix your life (and spelling)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 character limit retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it under twelve characters, moron.

      >"I'm gonna fix GF's names!"
      >The new names are total garbage and go over the in-game character limit
      EVERY FUCKING TIME

      Fuck you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bundle
        Must be your favorite paradox, gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, slowly and painfully.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just give them different metals instead of all being iron.
    >Iron Treads
    >Steel Bundle
    >Chrome Hands
    >Brass Jugulis
    >Uranium Moth
    >Titanium Thorns
    >Silver Valiant

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep it under twelve characters, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fletchinder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fletchinder is 11, I believe the only pokemon name with 12 characters is Crabominable

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm gonna fix GF's names!"
    >The new names are total garbage and go over the in-game character limit
    EVERY FUCKING TIME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skulkraken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People that try to "fix" things never take into account game/system limitations.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't realise the ancient paradox Pokémon are named like that because that's how primitive people would have referred to them when speaking about them.
    >he doesn't realise the future paradox Pokémon are named like that because that's how language is predicted to deteriorate in the future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either that or the future ones are all made/synthesised by the same company.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why keep Iron if it defines nothing?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Armor-Piercing Thorns
    A 21-character name? You're fired, Johnson!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is character limit

    Quake Treads
    Giver Bundle
    Ionic Hands
    Acro Jugulis
    Sulfur Moth
    Ponder Thorn
    Knight Valor

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy Treads
    Frost Bundle
    Volt Palms
    Dread Triad
    Solar Moth
    False Regent
    Iron Valiant
    I only realized how bad these were after wasting time coming up with them. This is harder than I thought.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of these are too long an awkward sounding. Trash.

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