>"I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE" DLC
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Old World Blues is funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
This, Old World Blues is a good dlc and anyone who says otherwise is either a Fallout 3 Poojeet or contrarian homosexual
It reminded me more of those old science fiction movies than R&M, I don't get the hate.
OWB gaves us the best companion in the series, Stealth Suit MK2. Seethe.
Based.
>Stealth Suit MK2
>"tee hee I'm gonna get you addicted to medx even though you have a total DT of 40 and you just blocked that powder ganger pistol bullet by blinking your eyes"
Her AI is actively detrimental to the player
I love my yandere wife
a Yandere kills people other than you, anon. Stealth Suit would be more of hedonist considering her drug habit
>go to the residences of the good doctors for the first time
>steadily gain the insight as to what kind of people they were like before they got tanked
The saddest one is still probably Mobius.
how long do you guys think they were in their robot bodies before they lost their humanity and turned into caracitures of themselves?
all those mentats, holy shit. my drug lord of the wastes run started there.
This.
Even if you don't like some moments they don't drag them out.
fpwp it’s objectively reddit and cringe
like rick and morty homage to douglas adams in a funko pop factory
Old World Blues came out long before Rick and Morty was even conceived you limp dick homosexual. I understand that you're new to this board and desperately trying to fit in but OWBs has always been considered one of the best NV DLCs around here.
oh no not douglas adams
>objectively
>not using the manga ver without context to appear cooler
baka
Ganker used to love it before jaded zoomers infested the board
prove it or you’re full of shit and also trans
fpwp
Correct.
Anyone complaining about it being reeedit or something is a jaded Black person b***h. The inspiration is mainly supposed to be old sci-fi movies.
Most importantly it's easily got the second best gameplay out of all DLC's behind Dead Money.
It also really fits the theme all DLC's share (and the main game has plenty of) and that's that you can't rely on the past to solve your problems. What worked back then probably won't work again and trying to dig it up will lead to problems.
I agree
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Old World Blues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head.
I wanted to put the loose doctor robot into a sexbot body and frick her
She's getting a simulated Rusty Venture every day from 0 with limiters off, you can't compete
What's a Rusty Venture? Like that old cartoon?
DO NOT NEGLECT TO WASH THE WALKING EYE
>NO NO NO SIRS DO NOT REDEEEEEEM DO NOT REDEEEEM THE DLC SIRS NOOOOOOOOO YOU BLOODY BASTARD b***h WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT WHY DID YOU REEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEM
but its ironic and not actually real, the courier had psychosis throughout the whole dlc. why do you think the suit talks to you and robot scorpions are everywhere
This is literally how I interpret the brain conversation thing. It's just downright mental illness due to trauma, it makes no sense otherwise.
>GUYS THE MUTANT IS WEARING A WIG HAHA SO WACKY!
new vegas is so cringe
never understood the straps that go into the mouth, where does it latch onto?
Goes behind their head and their ever healing mouth constantly pulls on it, so it creates a balance that I don't know the fancy word for.
According to the (now non-canon) Fallout Bible, it was an aesthetic choice to make them look dumber, the justification outside of aesthetic was that their upper lips would often grow too much so they had to hold the lips with straps.
>aesthetic choice to make them look dumber
i thought interplay super mutants were supposed to be intelligent tho
The first ones you meet are literal morons who let you go if you say you're a ghoul.
No, most of the Super Mutants were extremely dumb.
There were normal intelligence and even smart supermutants but they were rarer.
Dumb doesn't mean they don't have intelligence.
Bethesda super mutants are literally closer to animals.
Triggered troony detected
This was funny before trannies wanted to be this in real life and be taken seriously.
evict reddit and rick and morty from your head and live your life
frick Ulysses, Graham should have been the final boss of the DLCs
I remember them hyping this guy up to be a giga badass but wasn't he just some dude that got light on fire and sits around fiddling with his stack of guns all day?
If you actually fight him he's pretty fricking ridiculous stat-wise.
my man has 50 fricking dt
He's tougher than a deathclaw and twice as mean too. Wonder how strong he was in his prime, probably Player tier.
For a base deathclaw yeah probably. But you have three additional tiers to choose ranging from the alpha, legendary and the radioactive one located in the Divide itself.
Sorry, I was talking about DT when I said tougher. They beat him in the health department easily.
>wasn't he just some dude that got light on fire and sits around fiddling with his stack of guns all day?
yeah, that's based
>wasn't he just some dude that got light on fire and sits around fiddling with his stack of guns all day?
is that not cool enough for you?
his balls can bounce a .50 cal, I'd say that's pretty fricking badass.
You fell for the LGBT psy op. They notoriously play up anything in NV ( scientist with the big bang theory joke about PHDs, Ulysses, how good the writing is, etc.)
actually its more of a
>SCIENCE IS ... LE BAD
dlc
shit was mind numbing, hated every second of it.
>Zoomer cant appreciate or even recognize all the call backs to 1950s pulp sci-fi
Very sad actually
joke wears off after 5 minutes
>joke
moron zoomer
yes joke
It is actually pretty horrifying what happened inside Big Mt. The "joke" isn't a joke at all, it is to showcase the utter mental and physical entropy that has gone on over the 200 years. The creation of the Night Stalkers alone probably killed hundreds of thousands over time.
>woah dude its like totally deep and fricked up
bruh I dont care
whatever point they try to make has no impact when I have to go through 10 mins of dialogue and the uphill slog that is the gameplay
its also hard to appreciate whatever point they try to make when most of the dialogue is "lol so wacky"
>inb4 errmm youre zoomer >:(
You have no soul
Gingers have souls!
>most of the dialogue is "lol so wacky"
Their dialogue and behavior is a reflection of their mental degradation. They have regressed into school children ranting about their bullies R I T C H I E M A R C U S and that prostitute B E T S Y B R I G H T. They nailed the demented 1950s science nerd brain in a jar schizo bots. Wacky science humor was around way before Rick and Morty and Big Bang Theory, you are just regurgitating rhetoric you have seen before. Your mind was already hard wired to not like the "wacky humor" because you are a zoomer drone.
tldr?
That's too long for you? Really? Maybe your hatred of the brains comes from something deeper.
tldr? im a bit busy
You're a gigacuckold
There are several in game explanations for why the scientists act the way they do, ita not just "lol random" humor. Even the base game alludes to it.
Just admit you're a moron and move on. No need to keep digging.
I appreciate that the game showed consequences of their madness in a lot of places, even in the base game instead of treating them as bubble of jokes that actually don't matter inside Fallout universe.
>Old World Blues is totally fricking dark, my bros
jesus fricking christ
it's not
presentation is everything
Dead Money drops you off in a literal death trap of a city filled with projections of dead people, half-dead monstrosities, and skeletal remains. You regularly hear the cries for help of long dead people as you traverse the terrain, evading and killing the monstrosities who emit unnatural ghosty noises. Their are traps everywhere that can frick you up or drain your resources recovering from. All you have for allies are a bunch of damaged, obsessed idiots who'll turn on you if you do one thing to piss them off. It's one stressful experience.
Old World Blues drops you off in a bright sci-fi land before giving you a half-hour long intro sequence involving parodies of mad scientists talking about how they think your toes and fingers are tiny penises. They give you an energy weapon powered by one's jizz cells, a literal fricking dog machine gun, and chime in every once in a while to remind you how zany they are.
It is actually pretty dark once you stop being a homosexual. Not everything needs to be visually and LITERALLY dark for it to have more sordid themes.
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Y-17_trauma_override_harness
No. It's not. You think it's dark because you're a sensitive pussy.
You are incapable of not thinking in binary terms. This has nothing to do with being sensitive you absolute wiener sucking homosexual. You got filtered.
Cope and seethe, cuck
(You)'d
you have to be over 18 to post on this site
Dark doesn't need to mean desolate or dangerous directly to the player. Their backstories and choices are dark. Like the stepford wives.
that doesn't mean OWB is dark
and dark itself does not mean good
OWB is shit
zoomie child
You must be 18 to post here.
>doesn't know what dark humor is.
You're the same moron that mods in all the tacticool present day guns and armor because you can't go five secs without wanking to the military industrial complex
genuinely what the frick are you talking about? Where did the MIC come from?
Jesus fricking christ you're a moron.
You love jerking it to guns at the expense of any semblance of a plot, you cretin. Im saying you just want to "pew pew" with cool guy guns and dont care about anything the game actually says. Learn to fricking read.
Meds
>Im saying you just want to "pew pew" with cool guy guns and dont care about anything the game actually says.
hey, that is exactly what I do... in fo4. because honestly, frick everything about that moronic plot. I start by downloading an assload of gun mods, I'm talking every 1911, every sig, every beretta, NIGHTHAWK, silverballer, every glock, smith & wesson, and HK. every 5.56, 7.62, 8mm, 10mm, 30.06, 50 cal, every rifle, ever lmg, every hmg that I can find on the nexus and moddb and just THROW THAT SHIT IN. then I load a fresh save at sanctuary, and just cheat in as many guns as I can carry and level 1 rampage across the commonwealth in a single direction until either I die or reach the end of the map.
more like five seconds
>Zoomer has 5 minute attention span
>the zoomer boogieman
I'm probably older than you. It's reddit tier comedy, boring setting and drawn out dialogue was too much to deal with.
Nah you're a reactionary Black person b***h who only hates it because that's what all your "cool" ""friends"" do.
And I bet you like honest hearts because it's some kind of Christian metaphor.
I just don't like it. You seem like a very mentally stable person though lol
>reddit tier
Again with the banal pejoratives. You are a zoomer or just a plain moron sheep.
It's just not fun.
only thing I like from this DLC is the stealth suit, new perks, and the asmr lady. The mobius twist was also pretty good but I hate this dlc otherwise. The gameplay is abysmal
THE TOASTER OF DOOM!!!
>Not... "LE WACKY SCIENCE CREW EX-DEE"
One job, shitposter.
>BAD DLC SIRS
still a better science faction than that joke institute in 4
not much of a bar
true
Yeah that's great and all, but show me on the essay where I asked
>you cant like anything science themed anymore because we all have to hate science in a very superficial way!
>you NEED to stay on-brand and hate when anyone mentions the word science!
>defending Old Reddit Blues
I fricking hate neo-/v/.
>muh owb is reddit hurr durr
It's based off the Venture Brothers, which existed before reddit, you butthurt homosexual
It's based off of every pulp sci-fi comic and story of the last 100 years you troglodyte. Go read some Buck Rodgers
Pulp sci fi is trash
it's specifically based of the venture brothers, hence the voice casting choices
>t. Your gaping butthole
good morning sirs
So what’s the word on that new RTX software shit when it comes to New Vegas?
The game uses directx9 so it should work
The "BEAR AND THE BULL BEARBULL BULL AND BEAR BULLBEAR" droning started to make sense when you think about it as Bear (market) and Bull (market)
>OWB homosexuals unironically are incapable of arguing
Do the needful sir
I didn't enjoy OWB or any of the DLC from New Vegas if I'm being honest.
I kinda hated all of it.
OWB I disliked the most.
>pajeetposters getting desperate for a win
killing the franchise wasn't enough now they need to destroy any discussion surrounding it.
I accept your concession of defeat
good morning sir
The humor was fine the first time through. It was the bullet sponges that really hurt the DLC, and they could have tried to make the environment a little more visually appealing.
>another thread down
its over sirs... we won...
>Facebook meme thread
Introducing boomers to technology was a mistake
To be fair, this sort of thing was a lot more charming a decade+ ago
I loved stuff like Venture Bros, just because this sort of thing has become bad in recent years doesn’t mean we have to retroactively hate everything that is older.
This anon gets it. It's contrarian to hate it because it became too trendy years later.
Please for the love of le science stop using a 21st century website as a descriptor for the humor and style of decades of pulp comics, movies, and books.
why doesn't super man just drink toxic waste for us. it would save entire ecosystems.
Just think; all that voice work, asset design, and level building could have been used to expand the Legion side of the river. Instead we got possibly the most childish low IQ "comedy" DLC.
Sawyer already said they couldn't rehire Caesar's VA, whatever Legion expansion in the East would have been totally separated from the main game without any of the important base Legion characters recognizing the DLC. The fact that nobody gives a frick if you kill Joshua in HH is lame already.
only losers care about the legion
True. The Legion is literally everything losers think is cool.
>Le ROMAN EMPIRE!!1
>Le PHILOSOPHY!
>Le drugs are bad! (even when soldier could use some stimpacks)
>Le FEARLESS DISCIPLINE!!!
>Le spy masta!!!
>Le anti-capitalist!
>Le anti-democracy!!!!
>Le wymen bad!
>Le slaves good!
hot take: all NV DLCs suck ass
is there like an opposite version of "I fricking love science", would that be "I fricking hate science"?
Now I'm imagining a facebook page where people those inspirational images but with quotes from the unabomber manifesto
I'd probably be "I fricking love Jesus". And it'd be a bunch of people who have an Americanized understanding of the Bible.
If you hate science that much, then why use technology at all? Shouldn't you live like the amish?
>"I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE" game