I genuinely don't get how anyone who's not autistic can enjoy this shit.
>limited 2D sidescrolling screen space for you to see ahead
>Mario can go very fast running across the screen
>go fast and you get hit, often by shit you can't even react to
>slow down and the game turns into an unexciting slog
It's fundamentally flawed.
>b-but you're supposed to memorize the level and git gud to go fast!
Having to memorize the level is another flaw. This is the equivalent of "it gets better on the sixth playthrough," and it's not fun.
Compare it to something like megaman who moves at a constant and slower speed, which solves the aforementioned problems, or even Sonic who can roll/jump into a ball to negate a lot of potential damage. I'm starting to think 2D Mario was never good and its modern reputation is just built on nostalgia.
megaman platforming is complete ass though
you dont have to memorize the levels at all. world 7 and 8 are where it gets difficult, and the only thing you have to memorize is how to get past hammer bros. If youre running into stuff over and over again and not learning from it, you might genuinely be moronic
>you don't have to memorize the levels, you just have to memorize the levels
>He actually has trouble with fricking SMB1
You might actually just be very bad at videogames.
Don't care didn't read. When is somebody gonna make a version of SMB1 that includes all the content from the GBC version?
sick burn bro
>all the content
I'm no wizard hackerman, but I'm pretty sure that's impossible
Shame. It would be the definitive version if it weren’t for the tiny screen size and worse physics. A port that fixes those two issues would be kino.
>zoom zoom filtered by iconic NES game
surprise
>Mario can go very fast running across the screen
>go fast and you get hit, often by shit you can't even react to
Mario is slow as frick, if you see anything on the edge of the screen, you have the time to break if you're a pussy
Hello Black person! You arent supposed to breeze thru it extremely easily, it’s supposed to actually have some challenge for it’s time.
I like both SMB2 games much more.
>moron wants to go fast
>too moronic to actually play it fast and blames the game
every time
Every day until you like it huh, the sonic was never good meme has been over for like 3 years dude
There are still multiple people who repeat that meme in almost every Sonic thread of decent length.
Only world 7 and 8 are bullshit, the rest of the game is fair.
sounds like you have a problem with 2D games.
It's called not sucking shit at video games.
I beat this game when I was like 7 years old dude step the frick up
>go fast and you get hit, often by shit you can't even react to
bcoz ur a zoomer playing on an emulator with input lag
But how were you supposed to know to jump into the paintings?