I had a player recently threaten to "report me and have me blacklisted from gaming" because in my game (a mostly grounded game about an isekaied colony of viking settlers that woke up in another world) gay marriage is not a thing and bottoming has the same shame associated with it it did IRL. Are these kinds of games illegal now? Who am I being "reported to"? Serious answers only.
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This didn't happen man.
Are you playing online or at a LGS?
>It's not real because it makes my team look bad!
grow the frick up and stop samegayging.
It's not real because OP is both faker and gayer than gay marriage.
Anon, how often do your groups end up on the topic of gay sex?
If you actually played games with randoms, you'd know how often people try to insert political bullshit into games. Before one of my games even started I had some flake literally say "You know Gnomes are israelites", completely unprovoked. I was like..."Okay?"
>gay sex
>political
I mean, I guess you aren't wrong.
99% of the time you insert gay sex deliberately into your character, it's meant to be a "statement", or to draw attention to itself, because 99% of the time, nobody ever thinks to include sexuality into their character's backstory because it's irrelevant.
The one time I included sex in one of my campaigns, it was ancillary to the story, where the duke of a city was fricking his daughter, revealing an incest subplot.
That's fair. I mean, I'm not contending that bringing up sexuality is unusual and unnecessary in most tabletop RPG settings. I guess it's just that I feel there's a difference between that uncomfortable attention-seeking behavior and politics. Gay sex isn't inherently political, nor is having your character be gay. I mean, gay marriage has been legal for years in the United States. Gay sex has been happening around the world for thousands of years. I don't think having your character be gay is 'virtue-signalling' because there's no real virtue to be signalled there. Like, that they acknowledge gay people exist? I don't know. Maybe I'm just too autistic to get it, but I never really understood what the contention around homosexuality is. It seems there's always some other element to it that gets brought up, like 'we don't want it forced down our throats, people shouldn't be dressing in bondage gear in front of children in public.' In which case, I feel the issue is that people are in sexual outfits in public, not that they are gay. I would be uncomfortable with people dressing like that in front of children in public irrespective of their sexuality. I don't mean to bring this up as a straw man, just an example. But that's my perspective on the topic. Hope this makes sense. Thanks.
If your entire group is talking about how to raid a dungeon and you bring up how much your character loves getting fricked in the ass, it's political. Or you're autistic. Those are your two options.
That's a whole lotta words for "Being fricked in the ass is important to my PC."
Don't ask don't tell man
Frankly, anon, the problem isn't that homosexuality exists, it's that people are understandably annoyed about it being brought up in contexts that have no intrinsic connection to it. If this were some shit like Monster High, it'd have some degree of relevancy since that's a kind of game where relationships and shit are at the forefront. But in games where everyone is play-pretending about slicing down inhuman monsters for wealth and gold, they're not guaranteed to be talking about their non-existent sex life, and there's plenty of tables where the horny heterosexual at the table demanding to bang all the tavern wenches gets called out for interrupting the flow of the game just to get his dick hard. See the difference?
Yeah, but the problem is you guys make a mountain out of a molehill, turning a pet-peeve into an existential battle for the fate of western civilization. And it comes across as being an butthole at best, and entirely disingenuous and discriminatory at worst.
The appropriate response is to go 'well that's silly' shrug and move on. Anything after that is you being an idiot butthole about things.
>Yeah, but THEY started it and THEY whine and complain about stupid shit all the time!
Have you ever heard the phrase 'never wrestle with a pig?' Stooping to what you consider to be 'their' level just makes you look bad. Are you more concerned with being right, or having the privilege of throwing hissy fit tantrums about things?
The people who bring up their sexuality constantly in every imaginable situation are doing that to browbeat the dominant cultural customs into submission. That includes the dominant cultural custom of telling people to shut the frick up about their fetishes at the TTRPG table.
Being gay isn't more of a fetish than being straight.
Either way, the appropriate response is 'well that's a little silly' and not start making arguments about 'dominant cultures' cause what the frick does the dominant culture have to do with your TTRPG table unless having the dominant culture browbeaten is your sexual fetish?
>what the frick does the dominant culture have to do with your TTRPG table
The dominant culture is universally present within the people of that culture. Act like a normal fricking person, even at the TTRPG session.
So what, no Mexicans allowed at the table?
If they can speak english and behave according to the cultural customs of everyone else at least enough to be not be actively disruptive, then there's no problem.
Why are you so desperate to play devil's advocate for disruptive, subversive homosexuals in your hobby?
Why do you post on the internet if you don't want to face contrarian arguments?
To call people who think contrarianism is intelligent homosexuals.
But aren't you just being a contrarian to the counter-culture that is now becoming part of the dominant culture? Isn't that what you are rebelling against, the change of cultural tides? That would imply that contrarianism isn't really the thing that you take issue with, what you take issue with is being on the losing side.
Your conception of progress is ideological, not real.
I didn't say anything about progress. I just said counter-culture becomes the culture. That's not a proscription, it's a description.
Its absolutely a proscription. Show me the huguenots ruling France. Why doesn't Taiwan rule China?
7 years. The Bible gives the Antichrist 7 years "winning".
This is hilarious. And where do you put the start of clock at? Would it be when the incredibly proud wealthy wasp elderly real-estate billionaire politician that actively lies to his investors became the new savior of Christianity? You know someone who is as opposite as the poor israeli carpenter who said you should give literally all your money to charity?
Eat your corn syrup lmao
I notice you didn't give a date.
nta but you're dishonest and literally suck wiener
I hope you're cute, suck mine
>allowing Mexicans at your table
>spend the entire session listening to them pissing and moaning how they hate themselves for not being white, ywnbaw this, and Ben Shapiro that
>every. single. time.
I mean if that's what you want go for it I guess. Be sure to call everyone latinx just to trigger them.
>playing with Mexicans
>not even once
>being gay isn’t more of a fetish than being straight
you are wrong
i’m not saying it’s a bad thing, since that’s entirely up to your own subjective system of morals, but it is by definition a deviant sexual preoccupation
a man loving another man as a person wouldn’t be a fetish, but a man being sexually aroused by the male form would be
Yeah, but what's the scientific definition of deviant? You could argue that it's 'natural' to have sex for procreation, but by that same logic I'd argue it's 'natural' to die from outbreaks of smallpox. It's ultimately a subjective value judgement.
So calling a fetish 'deviant' is about as relevant to a discussion as calling it 'based' or 'cringe'.
Not him, but:
>Yeah, but what's the scientific definition of deviant?
A subject (that being person in this context) which displays traits of deviance.
Deviance being a pattern of norm violation or stigma construct.
>So calling a fetish 'deviant'
Sexual fetishes are defined by the fact that they are not normal patterns of sexual behavior. EVERY fetish is deviant. If a fetish is not deviant, it is not a fetish. There's an argument to be made that homosexuality is a fetish, given that less than 5% of the global population is gay. This is of course, bullshit as sexuality is an inherent trait which defines what sort of person you want to be physically intimate with. What actually gets you off conditions you to want more of it. While normal patterns of sexual behavior will develop this way, fetishes can develop this way as well.
I'm going to be real, the moment you went ">you guys", I stopped reading there, cause the thing is, I as a person don't fricking care about the white genocide or whatever you're blathering about, I'm just stating a fact that unless the game is about navigating relationships the majority of people that play ttrpgs ultimately don't give a shit about who the npcs are romancing in their games, they just want to go back to killing monsters and raiding dungeons. So respectfully, you can jerk yourself off about gay npcs on twitter all you want, but don't expect me as an anonymous user on a mongolian basketweaving forum to pretend you're in any way a respectable human being instead of a self-serving egotist, so please well and truly frick off.
Can you blame them? They know deep down that God is coming back and that the aliens will burn for all eternity.
It's just as creepy when some guy at the table is constantly trying to frick tavern wenches, as when the gay character at the table is setting up some mock wedding ceremony where he marries his boyfriend. Sexuality should only be of the romantic type associated with the campaign's NPC's.
Cool story bro, simply outrageous!
have a nice day troony
Back 2 /r/eddit, Miguel.
>today once more I fight with the liberal who lives entirely in my imagination
YOU SEE ME NOW A VETERAN
>OF A THOUSAND CULTURE WARS
>THEY'VE BEEN LIVING IN MY HEAD SO LONG
>WHERE THE TWEETS OF LIMBO ROAR
>AND I'M NEW ENOUGH TO SCOFF AT
>AND FAR TOO GROG TO SEE
>ALL THE SEETHE IS ON THE INSIDE
>I'M NOT SURE THAT THERE'S ANY THREADS LEFT FOR ME!
>WE'VE BEEN POSTING IN THE FLAMES
>WE'VE BEEN FRICKING UP OUR GAMES
Based ref, cringe take. (still probably fake story tho)
And then you calmly refuted him with Facts and Logic and he threw a hissy fit and as he was thrown out of the store everybody clapped.
Well, not everyone.
>Are these kinds of games illegal now? Who am I being "reported to"?
You don't have Spielpolizei in America? Here in Germany we take our games seriously.
None of these things happened either.
Right? I mean gyps have no shortage of children, covering bricks in a blanket is just silly.
Explain IN DETAIL how you ended up at the topic of gay sex and bottoming, blow-by-blow, or else GTFO and delet your shit thread
>OP runs an isekai viking game
>manages to get into a huge argument over gay buttsex
Classic OP, the mightiest homosexual of them all.
Also you've been reported to the cyber police, the consequences will never be the same.
>cyberpolice
>consequences will never be the same
Woooooooooow it's been a long time
I've reported you myself. Run if you must, there is no escape.
Both you and your player are massive homosexuals.
>blacklisted from gaming"
This makes it hard to believe.
On the other hand, I have met a person that moronic...
>report me and have me blacklisted from gaming
This is unironically what people like OP fantasize will happen if they don't use X cards or include tieflings or whatever the outrage of the week is
I'm a renegade GM, my table's outlawed in 15 states.
>You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have dm black listed on twelve systems
>conversations that never happened
marry him and become his power bottom
Hai /TG/ I just came from my LFGS and the GM for this cool Viking Isekai gayme would let me play a gay married viking even after I let him suck my wiener like he insisted. Frankly I barely had time to talk about the game with him as a huge line of dudes that he was intent on sucking off was queued up behind me.
Illusory and homosexual.
If you want to do the Historical Accuracy trolling you need to choose cultures less openly homosexual.
Okay why was that post off-topic, but this thread is still up?
>Be me 28yo male
>Invited to a friday rpg night
>Party composed of a couple, two others nerds and me
>DM is a female
>Set up start in some backwater oasis in Egypte during WW2
>We go tomb craving
>Kill some british, some nazis, and some momies
>All along the women in the couple take the lead
>Kinda annoying personality and dumb decision making, but mostly she is bully in passive/agressive way but it was her house so we let her have it
>Her bf is a cuck and don't fight black
>She is older than him who is my age, she is like 35yo or something not very clear about that
>No kids
>Bossing people around instead
>Anyway DM railroad the thing pretty well and keep her mostly in check
>We ended in a town to get some information
>Meet up in a Coffe shop
>Before entering DM ask us how do we plan this
>Our Host said she want to go trough
>DM point that her char is also a white women
>''So what ?"
>"You can't just go in a coffeshop in the middle of the day and talk to stranger"
>"Why not, you don't tell us who has the info we have to ask the locals"
>"Yes but they don't know you, you should let the men char do the talking"
>"My char need no man to do what she want to do, and if she want to go in that Coffeshop she will"
>"At least you need to worn a hijab to not looking suspicious"
>"Frick that i will not wearing a hijab"
>"You're in a Muslim countryside in the 40's, if you don't they will be a lot of proplems for you and the party"
>they arge even more about that
>she call the DM a "fricking raciste"
>DM call her others words, had enough and decide to leave
>We follow the DM and gtfo asap
Good riddance to bad rubbish, I guess.
Hope you didn't let that b***h destroy the group when everyone else seems chill.
The group is fine, they don't have backbone so no consequences for such behaviour.
I mostly play Warhammer and Magic so it don't impact me because they don't but i know that her and the DM do actually GN larping. So we will see this summer how its going.
Holy shit, dude. Work on your English.
OP didn't you make this fricking thread already? Didn't it get 404'd? Why are you such a goddamn homosexual larper?
Hey OP, you still haven't replied to
Those trips confirm you're a lying, attention-whoring homosexual.
A lot of people assume they mean something, that they can just have their complaints heard. The truth is no-one actually cares about their whining.
Only gays get asshurt when there's no gay marriage (ironic, that) and you don't want those people in your game anyway.
Is this the "Never Happened" thread? Here's my fake story.
>character has gender changing magic
>character is male at birth, presents as male, is comfortable being male and every time he shapeshifts he is male
My table says this is trans erasure and I should be flipping a coin to randomly become female every time I cast Alter Self or Polymorph. Should I listen to them? I don't want to be transphobic.
Only semi related, but I really hate how every shape shifter has to be some stupid trans analogy now
A shapeshifter can't just be a shapeshifter.
Mine are analogies to John Carpenter's The Thing.
Well there's two options.
Option A. They are firmly masculine or feminine. In which case if they ever shapeshift into someone that is of the opposite gender then they'd experience gender dismorphia. And if you want to say that's bullshit, you explain to me how you think you should act if magic gives you the wrong genitals.
Option B. They are firmly neither masculine or feminine as a consquence of gender having no meaning for a shapeshifter. In which case they are gender fluid.
I mean it just comes with the territory. It's like being shocked that the discrimination in the X-Men can be read as an allegory for racial or sexual discrimination. That's just the nature of discrimination.
With the X Men coming back into popular notice, I look forward to a story in which Magneto steals land to build a nation for mutans, puts the humans native to the land into a ghetto, heavily oppresses them, and massacres them as terrorists whenever they try to fight back, just to see what reactions people would have.
Didn't he actually do that? He was always a villain that ventured into reverse racism (him being a holocaust survivor just makes you easily see why he thinks in terms of 'them or us'), and he founded his own country solely for Mutants in Africa didn't he?
As recently as 2017*, but he's also done it several times before that. You're probably thinking of one of the Genoshas
>After seizing control of the planet's magnetosphere from the north magnetic pole and blackmailing the world into creating a mutant nation, the United Nations ceded to Magneto the island nation of Genosha, which had no recognized government, as a homeland for mutants
*although strictly speaking that was Hyrda Captain America giving the west coast of the US to Mags and Emma Frost/
He already did that. I think he did it twice.
Man. It's almost like the culture wars are completely astroturfed.
Anon, the 'culture wars' started in the 1500s when Euros needed a reason to claim other humans were beneath them.
It has been a long continuation from there.
The historic and pseudo-historic parts of the OT are pure culture wars nonsense, FYI.
The fact that Romulus kills Remus in the roman founding myth is probably culture wars as well, if the speculations of an older form of twin kingship dominating Europe is really true.
Hephaistos being an ugly cripple could be culture wars as well, considering that older societies along the shores of the Black Sea were ruled by metal worker-kings.
You're talking about the Age of Revenge?
Wait until they hear that the ones complaining about Colonialism will be punished and demand a defense against "alien invaders" who serve some "demiurge".
>Wait until they hear that the ones complaining about Colonialism will be punished and demand a defense against "alien invaders" who serve some "demiurge".
Nobody understood the reference.
Soon you'll hear that the God of the Bible is real and a tyrant and that you need to complain why He's bad.
The X-men series has been on a right-wing bend ever since that time Wanda set them up for proper extinction. They had at least two ethnostate projects since then, both of which were part of the main timeline.
Nice black and white fallacy homosexual.
>muh gendar dismorfya!
>And if you want to say that's bullshit, you explain to me how you think you should act if magic gives you the wrong genitals.
Um... I would understand that I could always change back? They're is no reason for a shapeshifter to feel "dysmorphic" if they don't have to worry about being locked into the opposite sex. And this is ignoring all the moronation of projecting modern gender politics to fricking fantasy to begin with.
>That's just the nature of discrimination.
Who the frick is discriminating against shapeshifters?
>why do you feel uncomfortable wearing sissy femboy clothes? You can always go back to wearing graphic tees and cargo shorts once we finish seducing the BBEG.
>party finally unmasks the (male) shapeshifter who's been masquerading as the queen and starting countless bloody wars
>"I-I'm sorry guys, I just wanted to feel like a real woman for once"
>everyone in the gaming bar is holding up a phone and recording
>several people are fighting back tears
>the barkeep is on the phone with CNN and they're right about to publish a heartwarming story
>I kill the shapeshifter
anyway I was arrested
No you didn't
It's serious Op.
They could take your dungeon master card. If they have already taken that, then you will get carried off to the dungeons to serve out your sentence.
And God forbid if they find out you are some form of no dm card having imposter. You don't want to know what happens if they find that out. Our rival group back in '93 ended up having a fake dm. They put all of them down, the poor souls. Our dm was given the dudes pinky and a paddeling as a warning for having not reported him.
The ordinators, obviously. Your death will be swift.
>be me.
>have to poopy
>see shit thread.
>poopy in toilet.
>type out this shitpost.
Should I whipe? Also I don't wash my hands after using the toilet... ever.
>gay marriage is not a thing and bottoming has the same shame associated with it it did IRL.
just one question, how did this come up in game?
Some homosexual trying to be cute with his group and virtue signaling, then getting offended when it backfired on his character.
Many such cases.
>Serious answers only.
You are possibly suffering from persecutory deusions. I'd recommend seeking professional counsel from a psychiatrist, especially if you continue to feel the need to work through these intrusive maladaptive daydreams in self-destructive ways. Hope this helps.
How did such a big gross rat learn to spin that rectangular wooden top?
Hahaha, you believed them? How old are you? When I was 12 and was first playing D&D, I had the group DM bullshit us about how you could only DM if you did an official TSR exam (like he had done). When we asked him to prove it, he couldnt, so we beat him up and shouted 'Dungeon Wanker!' at him whenever we saw him or he tried to talk to us.
Semper Fi fellow redditor
My new goal is to run a game with elements that would make a #currentyear leftist 5e player seethe, but without anything being offensive for the sake of being offensive.
What a sad life
Did everyone stand up and clap when he did it?
Guys stop saying this is fake, I was there and the libtard pooped himself then Donald Trump came and gave me a handy.
The best thing about a Donald handy is his little tangerine fingers would make your dick look huge.
Oh god, you are THAT guy? We have received a report on your behavior about applying christian morality to pre-christian gay as frick vikings. Your punishment is getting isekai'd to Roman bathhouses as a very cute young man. Red truck, three days from now.
I'm not OP, but pre-Christian vikings weren't exactly super accepting of homosexuality. They weren't as thoroughly intolerant of it as Christians were, but it was still something to be a source of disgrace if one was the bottom.
I dunno, it was pretty bad. If you called someone a homosexual and they didn't immediately demand you 1v1 them, then it was considered proof they took dick in the ass and it basically got them kicked out of society.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergi
FULL OUTLAWRY, anon.
Yeah, but it's about taking it in the ass. Not giving it. The opinion probably wasn't good for giving it, but the insult was for taking it in the ass. Even the article you linked claims the active role wasn't stigmatized, compared to the passive role of taking it in the ass.
Full outlawry is worse than the churches which were full of homosexuals at all times, anons. I'm saying the Vikings were worse than the Christians.
>be some 6'6" 350lbs slab of muscle gigachad
>go around calling guys half your size gays
>their only options are either getting mauled or killed by you or face complete ostracization
They really didn't think this through now did they?
It was actually a documented problem, yes. There were a lot of people who went around holmganging people to steal their shit and get rich off of it.
Surely you could just get together with your friends and kill him and then everyone in the village agrees they saw him get mauled by a bear.
>They weren't as thoroughly intolerant of it as Christians were
Bullshit, homosexuals were never accepted anywhere and if you think the fricking vikings of all people did then you're delusional
this thread is full of schizos
What are roleplaying games if not collaborative scenarios about stuff that never happened? Schizo greentexts are as /tg/ as you can get.
>Isekai Premise
If the issue is it not being gay enough, I don't know, it's Isekai. It's already pretty gay for that alone.
Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fricking existence.
Every fricking campaign that my GM runs inevitably at some point involves running into an NPC named "Teehee Maccaroni," who the GM affectionately describes as "an epic level sorcerer who's also a moronic nudist gnome."
Teehee Maccaroni wander the countryside with a unique Rod of Wonders powered by "moron magic" shoved up his anus, and he casts the Rod of Wonders by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the goodberry, gimme gimme the goodberry." The GM thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off magic everywhere.
But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the GM will start low;
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
And then get louder and louder until he's fricking shouting
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
And the table loves it! The other guys I play with think this is the best shit! Teehee Maccaroni has been our table's de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole table is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI" by the end, and every fricking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes Anon again! No fun allowed around Anon! Anon's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Teehee Maccaroni's penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this character, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"
These motherfrickers are all over 25 years old.
Teehee Maccaroni is going to be the death of me.
>start to play dnd
>find a group
>1/2 of them are gay
>1/2 of them are moronic
>one dude is gay and has severe autism, so he is gay and moronic
The last dude was OP.
>start to play Dungeon World
>find a group
>all 5 of them are white, male, hetrosexual, neurotypical and Christian
So glad I trying not playing DnD
This. Sadly their chosen champion will turn on them.