I have bought 8 copies of this game so far based solely on this review. I will probably buy more.
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I have bought 8 copies of this game so far based solely on this review. I will probably buy more.
I have bought 8 copies of this game so far based solely on this review. I will probably buy more.
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nog in game there for game bad and also it's gonna flop
What?
What confused you?
the space between there and for, I reckon
if ign only gave it a 8/10 then it's confirmed trash
8 is bad? In what world?
2023
in IGN world you moronic newbie, lurk moar
>moar
Longcat is long! Firin mah lazor BLARRRGH :O====
Stop talking like someone from 04.
Welcome to Ganker newfriends. It can be a little disorientating at first, especially when you are used to neat demarcations of topics on reddit, but eventually you will come to know and understand the so called "culture" of this website and adapt.
Have fun and enjoy your stay!
I know about the chud culture here. Hopefully we can get rid of it 😉
Incel everyone hates sjw games.
Except everyone loves them... except people who haven't had sex.
so you hate them nice to know
I'm not sure if you are serious or just low tier bait. SJW are so moronic it's always hard to know how their brain works.
Also why would you defend SJW games are sjw or something KEK
>hogwarts legacy sold well
>star wars survivor sold well
>bg3 sold well
>totk sold well
>sf6 sold well
you lost, chud, cant wait for you to lose again in 2024
I see you qualify anything that isn't straight nazi propaganda as sjw stuff.
I kneel
>reddit spacing
>Stop talking like someone from 04.
Give one valid reason as to why he should. No "IT'S CURRENT YEAR!" is not an argument.
Nah, I think I'll continue to post however I want, butthole.
>only
so their 9s and 10s have been good games?
Right they gave Starfield a 7 and that's a 5
>8 is bad? In what world?
Almost unironically. You can think of IGN scores as a 30 point scale starting at 7.0 moving up to 10.0.
An 8 would just be a 10/30. And that's not exactly flattering.
Game review scores are kind of shit broadly though. And should be ignored.
But that doesn't mean the game looks good. It doesn't.
I think it looks very good, chud. You're just mad it has brown people in it.
No. I am upset that the web swinging is still unsatisfying. Moon swinging still being a thing. The web arcs still not contorting around buildings if you swing around them.
Fast travel from anywhere to anywhere being added so that there is no longer even any real need to master the game's movement.
And I also didn't care much at all for the story of the previous two games, and the story of this new one does not look any better and has shown warning signs of it being worse.
Sure thing, chuddie. No one cares about the gameplay.
>superhero power trip
video games have failed
>IGN gives a good score
>game is shit because they have bad taste
>IGN gives a shit score
>game is shit because score is shit
>IGN gives a mediocre score
>game is shit because it's not 10/10
>50 without the sony bonus
>removes the Sony+Disney/Marvel Bonus.
>it's a 5/10 game
yes, confirmed trash.
polchuds btfo
Imagine the amount of ESG good goy points insomniac received for this
>ESG
lol, he thinks that's a thing
Only morons buy broken and incomplete games at release.
Everyone should wait 2 years for the GOTY edition with all DLC included..
desperate snoys are pathetic
>progressive thought
But wait, it gets better:
Are you ever just glad for others that you don't have any real power?
How so?
yes, so much this!!, you chuds don't understand how important is for gaming to include current political issues (only when is from the right side of history tho) literally running to my local organic gamestore to buy 5 copies and remember capitalism sucks!
gameplay?
Well I'm sold, I'll never play this game.
For frick sake why does everything need gays and Ukraine shoved in it?
Why couldn't it just be a spiderman game?
Because most people care more about seeing marginalized people in things than playing games.
Most people are fricking idiots
No, the idiots are the ones who willingly want to escape from all of the travestys in the world, like trans death rates, systemic racism, anti-semitism, and how Russians are killing Ukrainians by the second.
I for one welcome games that focus on this stuff because ignoring makes the world worse off.
No.
>it has a lot of woke shit 10/10
They're trying to do the same thing they did to movies.
Hmm... I will buy a steam version of it for my deaf cousin.
I'd be angry or even annoyed if it wasn't for the fact that the plot is even worse than this shit. Peter helping a gay kid get aids is nothing when compared to the absolute beating this game gives him to tell the players "Miles is better"
All this shit just makes me glad I wrote this game off the second we were told we're forced to play as Miles.
I like the mission where you help Black Cat's girlfriend start an onlyfans account, progressive!
>prolonged grinning
What about, uhhhh I don't know, THE FRICKING GAMEPLAY
copy pasted from the last game probably
>feel good hit of the summer
Include RE4r in your list of sjw games because it also sold well.
>game journalists don't even care to pretend anymore they care about games
NO WAY this is a real article
>rainbow and ukraine flags
Take a drive around any liberal part of America. American flags are non-existent. We've been conquered by Ukraine and gays at some point. Not sure when, but those are the only flags I see anymore. I bet kids salute the Ukrainian flag in school these days instead of American flags.
They just painted an accurate image of NYC.
lmao are snoys even real at this point? How can anyone defent this shit and look at themselves in the mirror afterwards
>The only reference to the actual gameplay is a comment on swinging and mentioning the shitty walk and talks are back
I fricking hate this industry.
So glad I'm not a snoy
What the frick is this moronic shit? Who makes this?
Why are these two melanined gents doing to president Zelenski?
>first Spiderman game was released in 2018
>Ukraine gays started virtue signalling in 2022
>Spiderman 2 takes place not even a full year after the events of the last game
>there are Ukraine flags in front of shops
Make it make sense
>Ukrainian flags
Are Americans really doing this right now?
Americans would unironically eat shit if it was a new tiktok trend or if their news outlets told them they should do it, are you really surprised
>Ukrainian flags
>LGBT flags
Bro, in 5 years fricking pedos will have their own flags and USA will be fill with them too
jesus christ
This is the average Snoy who calls your favourite game "pozzed"
Spider-Ma'am
How nice would it be if chuds didn't have a place on the internet anymore and every site could be a paradise where everyone else could have a say in things for once?
Then leave and go to literally any other site.
No, because no matter where I go, there you buttholes are. There is literally no safe space for us without having to see racism, LGBTQA hatred, and misogyny.
>There is literally no safe space for us
Try resetera. You'll love it.
This you?
Reddit? troony-era? also no woman will ever love you.
I am a woman, dipshit.
It's woman in picture you sexist chud.
>picture is a man because... IT HAS LE BEARD
Leftards can't even follow their own ideas correctly.
Sometimes I don't know if these posts are jokes or not. They're too moronic to be serious.
I am 10% serious. I want every single alt-right incel gone from this site.
I do go there and the transphobia is astounding.
Hatred will only ruin your life sweetie, let it go, people will always have different opinions than you, if you spend your life focusing on that you will die miserable.
>same leftists who tried to boycott Hogwarts because it funded an anti-trans nazi are now bragging about it selling well
lol
lmao
>cuck reviewer says cuck game is good
shocking
Why are snoys such an turbo SJW.
are they those bald skinny males who use glasses and brag what an nice person they are in
(In reality they are the biggest pieces of shit in the unvierse)
why are trannies so hell-bent on controlling everything?
Typical trait of narcissists
You know what? Makes a lot of sense.
When you ban everyone who's opinions you dislike (like ResetEra), then you get people hating on each other for even more minuscule differences of opinions, like a leftist who doesn't believe trannies should be allowed to rape women would be a nazi in a forum like that, as it gets more and more sheltered, people lose sight of reality, and when they talk to normies, they realize none of them have any idea what you're talking about or where your opinions are coming from, and frankly they don't give a shit.
Internet really was a mistake.
I propose that the best way to enjoy most games in general but especially ones like this with fun traversal is to completely ignore the story. Just tune out and make your own story in your head while you're free roaming. Not everyone can do this, it takes imagination which not everyone has and probably a fair bit of autism.
>your half-baked imagination assembled fanfic in your head > 2023 women / troony writers
If you learn this power you'll literally be immune to anything they throw at you narratively. You can just laugh at it
Isn't it just the same retread of every spider story anyway?
I just wouldn't even bother turning the sound up or the subtitles on.
i used to do this when i was a kid, our shitbox didn't have a sound car so we had to make up stories for games. For example i thought vice city was the real story of a man named tommy with his brother lance who do crime together and they drift apart and become rivals due to circumstance
There are legit people who hate the fact that a place like Ganker exists simply because pushback against their mental illness can be allowed.
If you make it illegal or remove Ganker the pushback will only get bigger. Containment places do actually reduce spread.
These people just hate us and want us to suffer, they're not really trying to change anyone's mind, every person who spends their days arguing over politics online is usually so corrupted by anger that they can't think of anything other than hateful shit.
Remember that they don't hate you for being racist or sexist, because even liking sexy video game characters make them hate you.
>because even liking sexy video game characters make them hate you.
Meanwhile, I don't give a shit what they like, just as long as they leave me out of it.
yet here you are, seething
>asking questions and trying to understand their illness is seething.
>an 8 is bad? in what world?
>"YOU HATE US AND YOU WANT US TO DIE!!!!! STOP DEMORALIZING ME WE'RE!"
what the frick is wrong with you
fricking clown
An 8 is bad considering playstation games get a 30 point bonus in their scores
And you feel threatened by that?
You're fricking weird
No im just telling you why an 8 is bad, im not the other anon
Whether you're the original poster or not, it's still extremely weird for you all to think enjoying or playing a videogame is a call to violence or something
>YOU HATE US AND YOU WANT US TO DIE!!!!!
I like how you have to pretend this isn't true for your ideologies to make sense, because you know it makes you a bad person.
autism
>>"YOU HATE US AND YOU WANT US TO DIE!!!!
no one said this
>playing a videogame is a call to violence or something
no one implied this
please learn to read before posting on Ganker in the future.
I wanted to see what the author looked like. Found this. He's pretty proud of it
lol, He sounds like he is the one homosexual in this thread.
Now it feels even more like a parody.
this is the absolute Giga Chad who wrote this
i can tell my shits have more testosterone than this homosexual
>you just know
He reeks of "feminist ally"
Is that Mark Proksch?
I fricking knew Insomniac were hack homosexuals.
>Verification not required.
Dykes deserve to be shot
>8 gadgets in spiderman 1, 4 gadgets in spiderman 2
>suit powers removed
>only two new swinging moves & web wings
>graphics barely improved over spider-man remastered.
This game hardly seems sequel worthy in these aspects. Why do the fans have such low standards?
It's following the template of God of War Ragnarok and Zelda TOTK, low effort sequel that took a gazillion of years to make.
>but nintendo
>day / night / weather switching options in menus in spiderman 1 and miles morales games
>no day / night cycle and not even the menu switching options anymore in spiderman 2
>many suits from previous games didn't carry over into this one
>if you want to use your symbiote suit you have to go into the menu and manually switch to it instead of just pressing a button
Black persongame - pass
>Caring about journos opinion in 2013+9
morons have flooded the board
Well, that convinced me to never buy it. Thanks for the heads up I guess.
Would love a free copy, Im not paying £70 for Peterman and exaggerated swagger.
You already cucked out 700 to get a PS5 whats another little cuck purchase
I have pirated 8 copies of this game so far based solely on this post. I will probably pirate more.
*Sips Drink*
>It doesn't need decent combat, mashing square is enough
>It doesn't need momentum based web swinging. Moon webs are fine
>It doesn't need good boss fights. QTEs are just fine
>It doesn't need a dynamic day/night cycle or dynamic weather. Thats too much effort for a small team. Please understand
>It doesn't need a good story. A watered down version of Kraven's Last Hunt is fine.
>It doesn't need Eddie Brock as Venom because it just doesn't
>It doesn't need MJ to look good. Stop being a sexist chud
>In fact it needs MORE MJ Segments than the first game
>It only needs One single playable Venom section. Not a whole game
>It doesn't need Peter Parker as Spider-Man. Miles is just fine you racist chuds
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>It doesn't need to be as good as the 2004 game, Web Of Shadows or Shattered Dimensions.
it's probably the 7th or 8th time I've read about some game being the game of the decade this year.
I know its a small thing but why does Peter look 20 and MJ looks 35? Aren't they both supposed to be mid twenties?
Can't have young, attractive women in western games, anon.
But seriously, I could mistake MJ for a 30 year old mentor figure to Peter if she wasn't stated to be MJ. She looks like a cougar in Spiderman 2, not a one year older version of her Spiderman PS4 self.
stop being anti-semitic
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