I have had ENOUGH of this Anon!
You WILL move out of my basement!
You WILL stop playing your Nintendo all day!
You WILL get a real job - not that silly computer coin!
You WILL use the toilet instead of defecating in a sock!
I have had ENOUGH of this Anon! You WILL move out of my basement! You WILL stop playing your Nintendo all day!
>You WILL use the toilet instead of defecating in a sock!
Well that's just unrealistic.
If I got a real full time job I still wouldn’t be able to afford a one bedroom apartment of my own, let alone a studio, so I WILL continue to lie flat until I’m forced to leave. bai lan
Yes you WILL get a house with that income you whiny b***h
Where I live you need to make 120k to get a home, which is double the average yearly income. Why we haven't overthrown society is beyond me.
>house
In my area it’s CCP members and investors buying up all the property and making houses $800,000+. Frick them.
I WILL lie flat
I WILL not spend 90% of my income on renting a room where I’m not allowed to cook
so kys, Xi
Is that the dude from that old tosh.0 show in a wig?
BATHROOM AND SHIT NOW
Nah yet wuh duh hell
I don't like your tone of voice.
it's MOOT MA'AM
>Where's my foreskin?
Easy win to any argument with your parents.
>You WILL use the toilet instead of defecating in a sock!
Weird way to say gamer diaper
if you don't live in your mom's basement and have a big booty gf, you're literally someone's son
Anyone else think mom wants to lowkey frick?
How did you find me here??
Could've called me before you stormed inside of my house mom. I would've picked you up or visited you myself. I worry about you going out sometimes, being as old as you are.
I know a guy whose mom said this to him so he found a sugar mama on Craigslist and moved out. Basically just set, "All I want to do is play games all day. I'll frick you if I have to." And he found a middle-aged woman to take him in almost immediately.
I also know two guys who literally tried poopsocking and they've fricked more girls than I can count, so maybe poopsocking is a Chad move.
He must have been pretty chadly for some lady to scoop him up like that
At what age is it too late to find a sugar momma
>t. late 20s
It’s never too late, anon.
What is taking so long for jannies to delete this blog thread?
Say, did they do a segment about 'turkeys' on any other local news stations recently? They ran one here. Every so often they try to get boomers to kick their kids out of the house (and btw tom selleck wants you to refinance that house)
I inherited a house and filled it with viddys. No girls allowed.
how do they eat?
is there a "shitpostroom"?
are there any lights inside?
I bought into my dad's half of the mortgage when he left. It's my house now
NO MOM I WON'T LET'S FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! HAVE AT YOU!
>Boss theme music starts playing.
why do white people don't got any family support?
>*emotionally blackmails you*
no
>don't want to mooch off of family
>too lazy and resume is too unqualified to get a decent job
>pretty sure I'm not mentally ill enough for neetbux
>extremely bad at lying
Well darn, I have half a mind to remain jobless and live hedonistically until my bank account dries up, then hop in the bathutb with the toaster