I honestly feel like I could beat these dudes asses like no problem.
Especially the puppet and spring trap.
Like tf they gonnna do?
I honestly feel like I could beat these dudes asses like no problem. Especially the puppet and spring trap.
I honestly feel like I could beat these dudes asses like no problem.
Especially the puppet and spring trap.
Like tf they gonnna do?
>"Ay yo, I feel like I'm finna beat the shit outta these muggafuggin Timmy bots. Like you know I keep dat
They every mention how strong exoskeletons are in the series? not to mention later down the line they're full on robots, not just metal frames. So you might be able to beat the first ones. Also supernatural child spirit strength.
>not to mention later down the line theyre full on robots
Yea I wont hold you on that one.
Glam rock Freddy is pretty big.
But there are definitely humans bigger than that.
How many?
Why are these people so stupid.
Just quit after night one.
Or if you get caught, do what this thread suggests you do.
Putting my life on the line for that?
Nah
Then get out. Also, you smell like shit.
>Then get out.
Yup, about to go work at 711, flip paddies, or something
>also you smell like shit
No I dont
I could see that.
But i highly doubt he could do it.
I bet its mad difficult to walk around in that scraped up suit.
I cant lie, she kinda bad
Yea Freddy is hiding in the dark.
He dont want that smoke.
>How many?
>Why are these people so stupid.
>Just quit after night one.
I'm not talking about the game.
Fr?
Like in real life?
Thats too crazy
>Age: Over than 1 year old.
Who writes this shit?
Do you have any idea how many people animatronics have killed that were quietly shuffled under the rug?
Name 3 that aren't the dudley do right from the bullwinkles in Myrtle Beach SC
Get you fired, don't tamper with the animatronics.
Springtrap isn’t like the others he would definitely just stab you to death
SEX WITH GLAMROCK CHICA, TOY CHICA, FAT CHICA, FUNTIME CHICA AND ROCKSTAR CHICA!
Yeah, tell yourself that when you're in your basement alone at 3AM and Freddy Fazbear is hiding in the dark waiting to eat you
Imagine being a horny, can't control yourself, teenager working at chucky cheese and you just dry hump the female mascots costums and cum on them, you try to rub the spunk off but it doesn't come out of the material and you just say frick it.
After a while the manager notices the mascots are getting too dirty, he brings everyone into the room and shows them the crusty, matted spots where you came on the costume. The manager licks her fingers and trys to rub off the dirty but finds she can't "What is this? pizza sauce? I told you all to wipe these down after shows" but you know it's not pizza sauce, it's hot bawls sauce. Everyone gets back to work and you're a little nervous because you're close to being found out but you know that won't stop you from doing it again later.
Springtrap is literally an insane dead man in a suit. The only reason he doesn't instantly kill the guy in 3 is because the voice lure forces the suit to follow it, not him. If he's left to his own devices he can and will just kill you because his mind is still completely there. Also, how exactly are you going to punch solid metal enough to damage them when they're not powered by electronics or anything but instead by the souls of dead kids? Have you tried to punch a solid metal wall?
Even if you want to, what are you going to use against them? Your chair? How do you know you can even push back against the possessed suit? What if the kid souls are stronger than you physically pushing with all your might? Puppet in 3 for example forces you to look at it, you can't stop yourself, Mangle seemingly wanders around with a flexible tube-like body, and Foxy in 1 straight up bolts to you to kill you. That's not even getting into stuff like Ennard or Circus Baby who absolutely would be able to overpower you considering Baby herself scooped her brother to become Ennard if I remember the story right.
>Springtrap is literally an insane dead man in a suit
Doesnt change the fact that I am significantly larger, faster, and stronger.
And again, I bet its mad difficult to move around in that suit.
>Also, how exactly are you going to punch solid metal enough to damage them
>Have you tried to punch a solid metal wall?
The animatronics have a fabric shell with an endoskeleton inside. The animatronics are made to fit people inside of them, so they are mostly hallow.
>What if the kid souls are stronger than you physically pushing with all your might?
Sounds like conjecture to me. I dont see anything that suggests that children souls make animatronics strength tenfold.
>Puppet in 3 for example forces you to look at it, you cant stop yourself
You talking about the phantoms? They are hallucinations right?
>Foxy in 1 straight up bolts to you to kill you
Pfff, I aint impressed with him running down a little hallway.
>thats not even getting into stuff like Ennard or Circus Baby who absolutely would be able to overpower you considering Baby herself scooped her brother to become Ennard if I remember the story right.
I wasnt really thinking about sister location.
So idk
>The animatronics are made to fit people inside of them, so they are mostly hallow.
Wrong.
What? What do you mean wrong?
How is that wrong?
The animatronics you're thinking of are the very, VERY old ones with a springlocks that use extreme tension to hold the actual animatronics out of the way of the human occupying the suit.
The amount of tension used to hold them in place being enough to instantly crush most of your bones if the springlocks fail.
Which actually lines up with most professional grade animatronics which is why they're mostly kept from physical contact from the general public interacting with them or injuring the people that build them
All of that still sounds like to me that they are hollow.
But even if they are not, I still dont see why I couldnt beat them up.
Pic related doesnt look to hard to break.
Look buddy I even put it in the first sentence to make it easier for you.
You are in fact, not ready for Freddy.
>Pic related doesnt look to hard to break.
Go get a shovel. Punch the shovel. Now imagine the shovel is ten times as thick, can move on its own, and is strong enough to lift you and shove you into a suit (Which is how you die in 1 and 2).
>Now imagine the shovel is ten times as thick
That endo skeleton is not that thick
>and is strong enough to lift you and shove you into a suit
Bro I can squat Freddys weight. Now way he could grab me, I have more reach than him.
Either you are a moron or this is bait. Only the wires look fragile enough to break with your bare hands.
>And again, I bet its mad difficult to move around in that suit.
It's not, we see him change rooms in an instant both with and without him being lured, and the shift from the left side of the room to his kill state in front of you is a split second. He can also run from the left side of the room to the right in about a third of a second. That would require him to take massive leaps with a starting run just to achieve.
>The animatronics are made to fit people inside of them, so they are mostly hallow.
No, only the springlock suits are and there are very few of those, with Springtrap being one of them while Fredbear is the other, and then the last one was one used to ferry a body during Sister Location.
https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/Springlock_Suits
>Sounds like conjecture to me.
None of the security guards can hold back even the scrawniest of the animatronics and the one that tried literally became Ennard.
>I aint impressed with him running down a little hallway.
"A little hallway"? Dude, he bolts from across the building to your door in a single second.
H-he's fast!
>that video and first paragraph
Seems to me like you are just over analyzing some animation. He aint that fast.
>None of the security guards can hold back even the scrawniest of the animatronics
Thats because its a fnaf is a game for children.
Children are easily convinced that some lame shitty budget animatronic could over power them.
But I am a grown ass man. Too old for that shit, I am ready for Freddy.
>Dude, he bolts from across the building to your door in a single second.
He aint that fast
But I am larger, faster, and stronger than them.
That metal doesnt look too difficult to break. See picture from
>He aint that fast.
I gave you two separate examples of how he's fast and forgot one more.
>On the cameras he is able to shift rooms in a second.
>He is able to crawl through the vents from one side of the building to your room in like two seconds. Crawling.
>When he goes into his kill state he is able to instantly run or attack you in a second.
This is the evidence shown to us by the game that you are simply ignoring.
>Thats because its a fnaf is a game for children.
A game that depicts disembowelment by those very same animatronics.
>He aint that fast
By what metric? Because his cove is multiple rooms away from your door and as soon as you see him running on the cameras he's already at your door banging on it. This means that he clears half of a building to get to your door in a quarter of a second. We also know that in 2 he can literally leap from one end of the building directly to you in less than a second.
>Watch me SWOOCE right in!
Who are you trying to fool Foxy has a hook to stab your eyes out, whats a fat guy going to do against him
God I am SO turned on by your confidence anon. Don't listen to the skeletons/overweight neets itt discourage you. Go on and fricking beat the shit out of those animatronics
>There will never be a FNaF X-COM like game but melee where you and your homies have to throw hands with the animatronics to survive each night
They're metal.
You're water and bone.
You can beat them but with heavy weapory and explosions, they are fully metal so a basic gun won't do shit, you need anti-tank level guns.
Is it ever stated anywhere in the games or the mess of lore that the animatronics are strong enough to overpower an adult or fast enough to catch one running? Because it doesn't seem like that big an ask.
OR does the real danger from the animatronics lie in their ability to teleport and sneak up on you?
They kill the guard in the original games. That's how you get the game over.
Phone guy from fnaf 2 says he should be paying the animatronics to guard the night guard.
In real life, I wouldn't want to be wacked by an animatronic. They are usually controlled by pistons and pneumatic controls. They have to be strong enough to move heavy fabric, rubber, and other plastic shells around with ease without breaking down. I know they are really heavy. It would be like fighting a really strong but stkinny guy in an oversized parka. Probably the best method would be to push them over somehow and hope they can't get back up. If you were pretty strong you could probably fight them off if they really were trying to kill you, but it would also be dangerous.
>Is it ever stated anywhere in the games or the mess of lore that the animatronics are strong enough to overpower an adult or fast enough to catch one running?
Game overs in 1 and 2 are the security guard being put into a suit by the animatronics.
t. Nicolas Cage
I sincerely doubt OP is as strong as he says he is.
By all means, post a video of you using your muscles.
it`s heavily implied on the lore that if you are a fighter, you get gangraped by the animatronic`s 12 inch shota wieners to make you submit, yes even chica have a wiener
If animatronics are so strong, why don't they see military use?
Why doesn't the U.S. deploy Freddy Fazbear?
Soon
We'll be so screwed when Terminators become a real thing.
Because making something precision engineered to chase people down and crush them to death is harder than making something that accidentally crushes people to death.
That's why the closest thing we have to that is a the Boston Dynamics robot with a gun strapped to it in China.
Which they almost immediately retired after a chink stole the gun and started shooting everyone.
And for the record, I'm not referring to the human one.
I'm talking about the quadruped
Part of the reason they work is because of supernatural shit that's animating them.
Without that you need to manually program their movement/behavior using 80s/90s computer technology, with which doing something like getting up after being pushed down would be impossible.
Yeah but it doesn't have to kids.
Put a vet in one intentionally designed to go off and now you have a soldier that doesn't need to eat, sleep, breathe, etc.
You could put them in space.
>Destroys the animatronics with his bare hands
Kneel.
>the strongest man alive becomes a robotic demon
I could beat them another way
>Fnaf movies is full of youtuber cameos
>t. Nick Cage