I hope GTA6 includes pride parades. I am going to try something.
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I hope GTA6 includes pride parades. I am going to try something.
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Same 🙂
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>NOOO NOT THE HECKERINO VIRTUAL homosexualERINOS :~~*(
frick off redditor
why are you people consistently the worst at detecting the most obvious bait
>I was merely pretending to be moronic
If you don't call out moronic posts, bait or not, morons will think they're in good company and infest the board.
keep falling for obvious b8 then i guess
also it wasn't even me you can see the ips went up when i posted
I wasn't baiting chud
Who were you baiting then, troony?
>I wasn't baiting
>Then who were you baiting
Dumb chuddie
>I wasn't baiting chud
You were not baiting "chud".
So who did you bait?
Okay mr grammar police. It's you're problem.
>mr so-and-so
Your a gay.
have a nice day
>crosshair turns grey and the game won't let you shoot
>forced to march in the parade to progress the story
>"ah hell, if a seven-year-old wants to cut off xir testicles, who am I to judge, holmes..."
>some guys show up to counterprotest the party (all White)
>forced to kill them to proceed
Enjoy GTA, chuddie 🙂
Hey, glad you like the protags.
Are you going to dress up, join the parade and have a parteyyy?
I'm laughing at the sole thought that if they do this shit Ganker will suddenly love it. cattlehomosexuals
Protected groups like blacks, gays, troons etc. Will all magically be immune to all forms of harm. Bullets will pass through harmlessly, explosions will do nothing, they'll get back up from vehicle impacts or being knocked down by force that should kill
White peds will be mortal though, for some reason
Either that or there'll be conduct bans for single player as well
Frick off homosexual
>Grand Theft Auto - a franchise known for black murder
>Suddenly no black murder
Big doubt.
>Hold up israeliteelery store (owned by whites)
>Nice, $200,000!
>Run onto the road
>Random car pulls up
>Open the door
>Suddenly notice it's an obese black woman
>Un-skippable cutscene starts
>"Oh sorry ma'am, I didn't notice you belonged to a marginalised group..."
>"... apologies for the trouble, please accept this payment in the form of reparations."
>-$100,000
>This happens every time
>Frick it I'm gonna kill this b***h
>Aim gun
>Unskippable cut-scene starts
>Character kneels
>Tear runs down your cheek
>Stick fist in the air
>-$100,000
Oh I hope so. The long-term consequences for that would be sublime.
You're gonna need mods. Luckily, I have patreon set up for this very reason.
>No PC version
I mean, based if you get the mods on PS5
You never know, ps4 and PS5 just got emulated this year. You know how fast emulators develop, and the mods always follow.
>pride parade will be an unskippable mission
>won't let you equip guns during it
>will let you equip guns but the reticule will fade to grey when aimed at gays and the trigger won't work
It's in the name
but with the tank
A stealth mission in broad daylight and bright colors where you have to fit in and not arouse suspicion? Kinooo
The reticle won't grey out, you'll just insta-fail the mission.
If they did, the crowd would be invincible. Remember what they took from you in RDR2 with the feminist
>RDR2 with the feminist
?
Nta, There is a feminist preacher in RDR2. This guy uploaded a video of him punching the feminist. Then, Youtube banned his account until it became a big controversy.
Did they really make her invincible?
i hope they include blm parade aswell
Here is the thing, british people are dumb enough to make Dr Who in current year, so you know this bullshit is going to be censored to heck and back.
You say that like nu-Star Trek doesn't exist.
>guns and weapons magically don't work anymore when near protected classes of peds
>will work when pointed at white peds though for some reason
>vehicle brakes auto engage if protected classes are in the path
>not for white peds though
>brakes
The peds just safely jump away so you can never run over them. if you manage to glitch the game with something wide enough to catch them they just noclip through.
They will be made essential NPCs or put with that effect that prevents you from aiming at them some games have.
Just you wait.
R* learned with RDR2's fat lady.
>inb4 anon gets his wish
>it's sniping chud domestic terrorists attacking innocent lgbt kids
>lgbt kids
There is no such thing
he meant lgbt victims
heh
>they put in pride parades
>people start uploading Those Videos
>uprage
>they make the parades immune, and auto report those who attack them
Nah if they didn't want people to go on a killing spree in a gay parade IN FRICKING GTA then they wouldn't put the parade in at all, just like children don't exist in the GTA universe.
That was then
This is now
Leftists love to shove their shit in your face and gloat while you can do nothing about it, a pride parade or BLM march shoved front and center that a player who doesn't politically agree with either can do nothing about is the kind of power trip they love
Better yet, they make the player participate in it, and forced to dance to their tune, forced to play along, that is an even bigger power fantasy for the leftist designer shoving the thing in
Yeah I'm pretty sure they won't do that.
Nah he's right
Meds.
Try what?
the needful
How much do you want to bet the devs would make the parades invulnerable to damage or put an invisible barrier around them so you can't do anything to them?
>fire up GTA IV
>go around killing one specific type of people until get bored
That won't happen. They won't have any events that will be ethnicity specific to avoid having you being able to do such things. They've pretty much never done it in any of their GTA games.
>owning the homosexuals by buying the game with homosexuals in it
Kinda like how when you morons bought hogwarts to own the trannies
>owning the nazis by buying a game with nazis in it
lmao people were so stupid back then fr fr
We need to start a campaign on twitter to include a pride parade "for representation". And a BLM one too.
congrats chud, you are on the watchlist
It's ok he meant in Minecraft
That doesn't work anymore.
Uh, yeah it does, dummy, you can do anything as long as it's in Minecraft because Minecraft is beyond US juridiction. Steve told me in a dream.
>implyng
I just want a pride parade because it will be only the few times where people are grouped together in a GTA game.
Grenade would be fun in a dense group
Imagine if it happened in online.