I just got done playing this for the first time, in 2024. AMA

I just got done playing this for the first time, in 2024. AMA

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had fun but I was a bit lost on what I was supposed to be doing. I found 20 of the power crystals but cannot figure out what to do.

      why

      I had a feeling that it would be enjoyable, albeit make me feel like I should just play Terraria. I was half right, because the game turned out to be slower paced, and feel slice of life simulator at times.

      you're not finished

      I'm only several hours in but I enjoyed the start. I just need to figure out what to do now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I found 20 of the power crystals but cannot figure out what to do.
        You mean you're still stuck in the fricking tutorial after several hours?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a harsh way of putting things, the game isn't very upfront with what I should be doing. I thought I accomplished the goal for instance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally filtered during a tutorial

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              when tutorials are obtuse like this, yeah they're a bit of a challenge to get through. it should be teaching me how to play but it's not. bad tutorial design.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >obtuse
                You'd need to be game journalist tier bad to find any difficulty in that tutorial.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calling it a tutorial is generous, I'm still wandering around like in Terraria, but it arbitrarily wants me to do specific things and wont tell me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > - EXPLORE THE SURFACE
                >short, looping 2d level
                >only 2 setpieces
                >somehow fails

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I' would like to see you do better. No really, host a server bro. lemme in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to finish the tutorial before you can warp to another player, hence the quickstart checklist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this tutorial SUCKS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're not finished

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 20 minutes you should've done:
    Finish 'academy' literal tutorial
    >Objective: Explore orbited planet
    Beam down to the surface.
    Find the signposted SURFACE mine
    Defeat boss, collect the 20 core fragments as loot.
    >Objective: Find the archaic energy source
    Literally follow the arrow.
    Use the loot.
    Talk to mandatory quest NPC
    Scan a bunch of bullshit
    Do the scientist quests for movement tech
    Do the tutorial moon quest
    Finally repair the ship and be freed to play the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >install Sandbox
      >do none of this
      >install Sexbound
      >frick everything with all the time you've saved

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexbound
        Reborn or no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can hardly use an outdated sexmod, not if you want to frick animals as well as every npc you see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had all of that tedious shit in more detailed checklist for MP games back when this tripe still showed some promise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexbound
        Reborn or no

        You can hardly use an outdated sexmod, not if you want to frick animals as well as every NPC you see

        why the frick would you download a sex mod in fricking starbound out of all games you sick people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          90% of the remaining playerbase are furries, because that's all the game is good for.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because now I can put one of those lil' slime homies in a ball and summon it to frick my femboy in the ass any time I want

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any addons

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just Aphrodites Bow Reborn and Teratophillia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because i want to frick the carnivorous plant.
          Isn't that obvious?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Defeat boss, collect the 20 core fragments as loot.
      why do I have to beat the big scary bear? I have 20 of those gems the game claimed I needed. it also told me I could avoid fighting and dig down instead, and I did find a way around and got the gems.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Because it's a 20 second fight at most

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you drive a hard bargain. it keeps summoning minions though, this is going to be a pain.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you play Frackin Universe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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