I just think he's neat

I just think he's neat

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so mean to the nurgling he's just chilling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loitering is a crime on Macragge

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever sat down and read the Lectitio Divinitatus? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he exists

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL NURGLINGS
    EXPLODE NURGLINGS WITH GRENADES
    CHAINSAW NURGLINGS IN HAVE
    FORCE NURGLINGS TO PAY TAXES
    PUNT NURGLINGS INTO THE SUN
    TOTAL NURGLING DEATH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FORCE NURGLINGS TO PAY TAXES
      hey man that's to much

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this game just a another average entry in the burgeoning retro-fps category or is there something that sets it apart?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there something that sets it apart?
      It's a good 40k game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a good 40k game.
        I'll just play more Darktide and Inquisitor: Martyr thanks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually one of the worst in the genre in my opinion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't go that far but it is pretty unremarkable outside of 40k fanservice.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          even as fanservice, that's a stretch in my opinion, im fricking tired of over representation of smurfs. even 40k merch is always just Ultramarines and Mechanicum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao i had more fun in boltgun than in darktide, the gun feel, movement, its just better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in particular that makes it stand out, but it's not a bad game by any means.

      It also actually has a plot and bridges the gap between Space Marine 1 and 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that confirms Space Marine 2 is gonna be more Chaos shit as the true big bad reveal then?
        Because I really hope not. Was hoping for more xenos, necrons or somethin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly no idea. I don't know if it's meant to directly tie into SM2 or just be more of a side story with the same characters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it has anything to do with Space Marine 2. This is just about a lone survivor Ultrasmurf as he smashes his way through the left overs of the chaos filth on Graia after Titus left it in such top top condition.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Necrons would be interesting, where the tyranids have numbers on their side the metal bois would have firepower. Just so long as it’s not more Nurgle. I love the fat gross bastard but he’s had the spotlight recently and I’d like some variety.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Current 40K Plot is the Tyranids were actually duping the entire planet and a Hive fleet that was attacking from the Galactic east is now also attacking from the Galactic west.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not complete shit which makes it a 9.5/10 to 40k fans.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game? looks really familiar

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick these little turd burglars, rotten little shits too short the bullets go right over them and when I try and chainsword them they jump up and dodge it. Hate them so much.
    Fun game though.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have enough shooters to play right now already but it looks good

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ey yo guilli-man get outta my friggin pool

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a little bastard

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they let you play as other spesh marine other than the smurfs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is there so much ammo and health every fricking where
      I’m constantly at full health and ammo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers can't play Doom clones so devs made sure there is an abundance of everything

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks nice but I can barely play it on low with 4GB RAM and 1GB VRAM. Maybe I'm unreasonable thinking you shouldn't need more for the retroFPS and Doom clone genres?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why I can't play a modern game on my potato chromebook from 7 years ago? This is bullshit
      Anon...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A game that looks like it was made 20 years ago should run just fine on a potato chromebook from 7 years ago.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This game has particle effects out the ass, man. Come on now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an unreal engine game with a pixel filter slapped on top. Still low spec but a bit deceptive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        unreal engine? that's why it did not lag my pc, if it was on gzdoom it would lag my pc like a motherfricker, gzdoom is such trash

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in, bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Guard bros... When is it our turn to get a good game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never, you aren’t getting a good codex either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least our daemon engines are solid, 10th looks like it's going to be a vehicle heavy edition. Still mad they didn't show anything about disgustingly resilient in the faction preview.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is he doing the same pose as nude pepe?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a QRD on this little fella?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s Chaos, and he’s Filthy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made a plague marine champion figure that had a nurgling with a helmet on the base and everyone loved him and people starting painting him as his own model

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games don't work without a good soundtrack, and the OST here is pretty unremarkable

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can it be so smug?

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