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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And I wanna shove Chili dogs up Sonic’s ass. But we don’t all get what we want

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your average Sonicgay is too proud to admit that Sega being bought outright by Nintendo would be the best thing thats happened to the franchise in decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Nintendo wouldn't make a game that is tonally in line with what I'm looking for. They'd treat the series too saccharine. But otherwise yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying every Nintendo IP is like mario
        they could easily do a faithful sonic game, lost world was just sonic team trying to make a mario game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They make other saccharine games besides Mario. Animal Crossing, Splatoon (well...okay, that has some unsettling undertones but you have to go looking for them), Kirby...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd argue Kirby also has unsettling undertones, maybe the word you're looking for is "bland". Games like the recent zeldas and xenoblade 3 feel pretty bland when compared to earlier entries in their respective franchises. I think Star Fox is another good example of this, compare Zero and the battle begins to every previous installment in the franchise, they both feel absolutely devoid of any personality in comparison

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Splatoon is exactly the kind of vibe Sonic should go for, it's literally perfect.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Kirby
            Are you fricking for real, is your only experience with the series Star Allies?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate successful companies who would revive my joke of an IP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? Nintendo fricking sucks. If Nintendo was running Sonic, Sonic Colours Ultimate would be the same shit but sixty dollars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh… to be fair it’d probably be more polished, and not made in godot either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want my fangames canceled, thanks. I respect any and all other fanbases not owned by israelitetendo that also allows fan games to exist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they never get finished anyway, it doesnt matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they never get finished anyway, it doesnt matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo doubles down on the sterile mickey mouse sonic
      >Kills anything not vidya (including comics)
      >Attacks fan conventions
      >Games are same shit with new label.

      Yea not worth it for more lock solid debugging and tested games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be all for it, except for what

      I don't want my fangames canceled, thanks. I respect any and all other fanbases not owned by israelitetendo that also allows fan games to exist

      said. Sega's immense leniency with ROM hacks and fan games is a blessing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo here, we have just bought Sonic
      >btw we won't be making any Sonic games as we already have a mascot platformer series
      Wow, good job. You fricking saved Sonic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Microsoft would be the only one of the big three console manufacturers to do Sega any good. Hands off enough that many of their practices and cultural can remain intact but more demanding of talent and quality. Obviously doesn't work out perfectly for something like Halo but they do have the talent, they just don't have the leadership. Sonic has neither right now so just getting the talent would be nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo can't even make a new that isn't Mario, Zelda or Kirby; half of Smash Ultimate's First party don't get games anymore, Nintendo buying SEGA would be worse than AT&T buying Warner Media (OK 2nd worse).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Nintendo bought Sonic they'd shelf it. This is the company that killed F-zero because they had Mario Kart. Do you really think they'd waste time and money making another platformer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo buys Sega
      >They shelf basically fricking everything and PC ports are a thing of the past

      Judgment and FotNS Lost Paradise is already a problem being console-only, let's just frick the rest of the games Sega has, too.

      Wow so great of an idea, dipshit. Not like I enjoy being able to play games on something that isn't a fricking aging tablet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would be awful because Nintendo wouldn't even be able to make a Sonic game as good as a high quality fangame. I'll pass. Music quality would also take a massive shit too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fan games all forcibly shut down by lawyers
      >get a soulless game that runs like shit once every 15 years
      Yeah no, Nintendo is the Disney of video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't understand how Ganker still stomachs Nintendo's bullshit at this point

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So they fixed Infinite by?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being a e-girl. Everything's better with a e-girl. I should know. I am one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          glitchy uohh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post more of her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see her sisters "Report" and "Hide"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      The porn with Sage and Sonic is already pretty good. Specifically the triage of pics by Nokonorii

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My fricking sides

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Specifically the triage of pics by Nokonorii
        link?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sauce

          They're all on the Sonic Frontiers tags on Rule 34 xxx and paheal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHE is going to make Sonic popular Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >introduce e-girl character
      >instant goodwill from all sides
      watch and learn, devs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What will happen to our OC, Sage the Sloth? Will she die?.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T_T

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something wrong anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          UMPH!!!!!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have the GBA Sonic library.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mm, no, sorry. Best we can do is Sonic of the Wild. That'll be $49.99 + tip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That pic is so fricking accurate

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Several were already made, Sega is under no obligation to deliver anything of quality going forward, especially since the series still makes good money even without making improvements.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 20 days, when are they going to patch Sonic Origins??

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is that pretty blue shota

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The final boss of klonoa 2

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just started reading this a week ago. Genuinelly enjoy it more than any modern Sonic game except Generations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Generations
      >Modern
      It's over a decade old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Generations is now older than Sonic 1 was back when SA2 was released

        Jesus fricking Christ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Come, show me what you're made of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come Neo Metal Sonic can talk just fine but regular Metal can't? You're telling me Eggman never bothered upgrading him with a basic speech module?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mandate. Metal was talking in Heroes regardless of form, but ever since that game he's been muted since. I have to assume it's thanks to Archie for why many things are a no no for SEGA at this point, because we can't blame everything on 06.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Metal was talking in Heroes regardless of form
          We actually don't know this, Metal was de-transforming the last time he talked in Heroes, and when he fully de-transformed, he shut down

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The voice he spoke with when returning to normal was different from his Neo voice. He likely does have the capacity to talk but Eggman prefers him silent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iirc in the comics Eggman has to rebuild him so many times that whether he gets given a voice module or not depands on how chatty fatso is feeling that week

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blame ken penders for the mandates and SEGA Japan for keeping Sonic Team on charge for 20 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Team is hardly Sonic Team anymore, almost all of the important and talented people left, and we're left with hacks like Iizuka

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the bosses in this suck dick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        redpill me on the bosses anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're sonic bosses, that's to be expected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic shouldnt have bosses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any other good sonic games I should know of?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that Tenrec

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey anon, you want a blowjob?"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anon's penis after a Surge blowjob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna kiss her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like how Plague does shading or the (over)use of purple tint.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        El gremlina.......

        I ship her with him

        >here's your new villain duo, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna stick my dick in crazy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's not even crazy though. She's been brainwashed to think she's the good guy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just like women.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No she learns it's all a sham and wants to kill everyone because Sonic is a little b***h that let's a psychotic scientist get away because he never actually killed anyone and that everyone is okay with that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what does the Sonic fanbase feel about this chick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing since she is already gone.
          Just a secondary comic character that had less impact than the lesbian OCs two years ago.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >less impact than the lesbian OCs two years ago
            Huh? When did this happen? Did I just blank on them because I swear I've seen more threads about this green not-hedgehog more than that, and if I know my Ganker, they would've blown a gasket at that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tangle and whisper? They were very popular for a while and certainly much much more popular overall than this green pikachu

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, those two. I wasn't aware that they were lesbos. I remember the mask one with the sniper. Gotta admit, I liked the design.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was one of those "writer wants to make them dykes but multinational corporation wont let him but he is going to try his damn best to come as close as possible as he is allowed to present it" situations.
                Same guy that wanted to make Sally a lesbian for her computer, go figure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gay scrooge

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still play SRB2. Fun ass game.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't want Sonic characters to be too anthropomorphized.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already are
      What that image is is just a fricking human with a cartoon head on top.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >human body shit
    Kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he hates the human body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why else would anyone like a Sonic character?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want short animal people with noodles arms not some b***h with a mascot head

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"Hey anon, you want a blowjob?"

    I wanna SMOOCH this gremlin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        El gremlina.......

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's not a gremlina she's cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfrickers, one wants to integrate into society but you Black folk draw so good!!!!!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those exists, they are just called "fan games".

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt even kow about tenrecs before this girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know about Hedgehogs before Sonic. I thought they might have just been made up for the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know about Hedgehogs before Sonic. I thought they might have just been made up for the game.

      Sonic's animal and his derivatives horribly execute what animal he is based on. Sonic's design is iconic but hedgehogs are obscure animals with their defining traits being not well known.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic's design is iconic but hedgehogs are obscure animals with their defining traits being not well known.
        Well that explains why zoomers hate seeing Sonic roll up into a ball and have pinball physics in their platformer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt most kids in the 90s had a decent fundamental knowledge of what hedgehogs were until Sonic 1 came out. And even then they probably think rolling mechanics are based on nothing because characters like Tails can roll too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I doubt most kids in the 90s had a decent fundamental knowledge of what hedgehogs were
            The frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying morons are too moronic to think fox had no shadow of a doubt that a simple small ceature couldn't roll? Any other shitty thing on TV is enough to convince moronic kids it's safe to do because x human character did it, but when rolling comes into play it's "just a game bro" despite the fact you'd never see that on any other video game character before?

            I'd imagine it should have informed kids hedgehogs are at least, some kind of animal that exist, and they must roll. Just being neon blue can't be enough to think it's not a real creature when grey bunnies eating carrots, tomcats chasing brown mice, and big red dogs are still very clearly based on real life animals.

            TL;DR: someone's moronic here and I'm glad I wasn't one of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I knew what they were, but only because of fanart.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't you have some 3d models to work on

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the loop with sonic since S3&K, who's the sad character in OPs image?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      new sonic comic character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A scientist that dicked sucked Eggman started to seethe at how Eggman ignored him, so he abducted a fox and turned him into a cyborg that has Tails' tail manipulation gimmicks thanks to DNA splicing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kitsunami, he's from the recent IDW comics and is basically a bootleg Tails. He and Surge (the funny green gremlin creature) were mindraped and chop-shopped by Not-Knuckles in developing a massive hateboner for Sonic and are supposed to basically kill him dead since Eggman's too much of an insane petty fricklord to commit to the murdering bit.
      He's all about water, Surge is all about electricity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A scientist that dicked sucked Eggman started to seethe at how Eggman ignored him, so he abducted a fox and turned him into a cyborg that has Tails' tail manipulation gimmicks thanks to DNA splicing.

        Huh, I don't read the comics so I guess that's neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a kidnapped kid turned into a knock off Tails to sidekick for a knock off Sonic by a fanboy knock off Eggman.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to make a sonic game for once but I realize it will take me me a couple years to learn how to make a game in the fiirst place before I even start making it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, but with the gamedev skills necessary to make a good fan game, you could make an original project.

      On one hand, you can't actually sell the game or get funding unless it's original. And it's limited to the niche of Sonic fans who actually play games instead of jacking off to Rouge porn (preferably by wamudraws).
      On the other, part of what makes fanwork fun is seeing familiar characters in new contexts, which you obviously lose with the literal whos you'd replace them with. You also get instant visibility with "cool new Sonic game", at the cost of never leaving the Sonic fangame niche. And most indie games don't earn money OR fans, so maybe making a splash in an existing fanbase is good enough?

      Also I can't design girls as cute as Amy Rose. I've tried.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is to make a fangame to get attention from Sonic fans, and then use the attention you get from that to attract people to your original project.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's true. I guess Toby Fox is an example of this. The Kickstarter was mostly funded by people who liked his Homestuck music.

          you can set up a patreon bro

          Also true, though I feel like the Patreon model has its own problems, since you're more rewarded for pretending to be friends with paypigs rather than releasing a complete game.

          A thought I had about my own fangame was "my gameplay idea is too cool to waste on just a fangame", but then I realized 1: it's probably not, and 2: if it's cool I can just reuse it in an original game. Who's going to stop me?

          I might finish my fangame after my current project.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Best of luck Anon, stay motivated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can set up a patreon bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have my idea and what I plan too do but if I create a team I feel like they wont interpret most of my ideas for said game.
        So thats why I want to try to do it solo so it doesnt frick up my original vision
        >On the other, part of what makes fanwork fun is seeing familiar characters in new contexts, which you obviously lose with the literal whos you'd replace them with.
        Oh yeah im using OG characters but I might add in an OC or 2 for needed plot progression and shit like that

        you can set up a patreon bro

        Is this legal for sonic fangames?
        I thought SEGA was chill with Sonic fangames until you incorporate cash into it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this legal for sonic fangames?
          No but who cares, fricking harry potter fan games have a patreon/substar or whatever. You can also be sneaky about it instead of overt and they cant prove people are giving you money for that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >And it's limited to the niche of Sonic fans who actually play games instead of jacking off to Rouge porn (preferably by wamudraws).
        Kek, call out the elephant in the room why don't ya?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the comic took the level-up orbs from Heroes and turned them into Eggman tech cores that grant users Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles' signature traits

    That was pretty cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The comics are soulful as hell. I also love those super-crowded covers it occasionally has

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The comics are soulful as hell.
        Yes, but not the IDW ones. They are doomed to be ridden of corporate mandates and never go beyond like Archie and Fleetway did. I would have preferred if there were no more Sonic comics after Archie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I would have preferred if there were no more Sonic comics after Archie.

          I think you'd prefer it if time just fricking stopped forever when you were a kid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >like Archie and Fleetway did
          Being anti Sonic doesn't make it good
          I'd rather defend Maekawa before Penders toxic waste.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one, not even Archie fans defends Penders. Flynn's Sonic is Sonic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't reply. That's most likely Cosmogay falseflagging.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying there's only one cosmogay
                Tails?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're missing context. This is who I mean.
                https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/4uIOw1bSZd68HhSCO2fhVw/
                https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/v.vg.meta/image/4uIOw1bSZd68HhSCO2fhVw/

                Guy literally lets a comic book live rent-free on his mind.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You'd be surprised how much are moronic enough, even the worst Sallygay supports him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a nice bit to have Starline in the masses instead of with Eggman on this cover. I just wish they did more with him and that he wasn't super gay, even though it's obviously he won't have really died in that cave-in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even imagine how ungodly long this would have taken even a pro comic artist that draws panels in his sleep

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Comics: kino
    >Movies: kino
    >Animated series/shorts: kino
    >The actual games for the past decade and a half: Fricking embarrassing
    God dammit Sonic Team

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEEEEGAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA is literally Carried by the Yakuza series with how poorly they've handled their mascot series they may aswell just fricking replace sonic with kiryu and it would work with SEGA's modern audience too, plus kiryu can sing, dance, fight, be funny, appeal to both children and adults.
      why hasn't anyone made a sonic yakuza cross over yet? Shit would be cash celebrating sega 2 biggest
      biggest series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >SEGA is literally Carried by the Yakuza series
        In quality absolutely but frick no in sales.

        >why hasn't anyone made a sonic yakuza cross over yet?

        The yakuza devs did say they would like to make a sonic game in their own style if sega ever gave them the chance.

        >Yakuzafranchise producer (and longtime game developer) Daisuke Sato has indicated that he'd like to do his own take on theSonic The Hedgehogfranchise, ultimately aiming to make something "completely different" from previous games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if they'd make a great mainline Sonic game, but I'd 100% trust RGG studio with a side game or Eggman spinoff.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Daisuke Sato has indicated that he'd like to do his own take on theSonic The Hedgehogfranchise, ultimately aiming to make something "completely different" from previous games.
          I would absolutely this and whatever kind of schizophrenia he would bring to sonic.
          However on the sales thing Yakuza has actually massively blown up in popularity these past couple of years with 0 and and a bunch of the games being ported over to PC and due to memes and streamers the popularity and sales of it have been effectively a straight line up, I'm pretty sure most zoomers will recognize kiryu as being a video game character equally as fast if not faster than sonic more associating sonic with the movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Carried by Yakuza
        Reminder that Total War and Football Manager outsell everything else Sega makes by a country fricking mile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >SEGA is literally Carried by the Yakuza series
        Surely not by the money it makes, all of the fondly remembered SEGA IPs are completely overtaken by Total War and Football Manager.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your new villain duo, bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You cut the last two speech bubbles.
      >Sex with Surge!
      >Impregnate Surge!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mindbroken child soldier
      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mini has them rely on each other as a team and if they separate then they lose, even against regular badniks
      >immediately separate and take on sonic and tails alone

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Me too. I find that Surge pounding Kit's bussy with her big futa dick daily to be really hot.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Real Bout Sonic the Hedgehog

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw anon wasn't baiting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vector is now a giant triangle
      >charmy is moronic
      >mighty got erased
      >knuckles is never seen with the crew again
      >all they're known for is a shit theme song in Sonic Heroes aka one of the worst games in the franchise.

      Being a chaotixgay is suffering of the highest order.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vector is now a giant triangle
        He's sexier that way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vector is now a giant triangle
        what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but in chaotix vector looked like a long serpent like crocodile. By sonic heroes they decided to change his design and make him top heavy, looking like an upside down triangle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I thought you meant he was turned into a literal giant triangle robot or something.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes sweetie?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate Surge

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surge is built for rough anal pounding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By sonic only after a tense mocking session.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fan coloring mogs the professional
        Embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >As you frick Surge, she uses her powers to give you a zapping sensation through your dick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how fast she could ride

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surge and Kit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By sonic only after a tense mocking session.

      Is there any 34 of Sonic humilating Surge while he's fricking her? Calling her useless and he pounds away? Telling her she's nothing but a shitty donut steel who wouldn't exist without him. Demanding she thank him for her existence while he fricks her. There should be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mobians should only ever have sex with humans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mobian females should only ever have sex with humans.
          This is what makes it hotter than Sonic is railing her. Makes it doubly humiliating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but how else will 100% pure bred mobians exist then? half-breeds won't be as sexy

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >avatargay obsessed with an Archie Sonic character
    Why haven't the moronic mods banned this homosexual yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like her design, where can I read this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://mega.nz/folder/LzxCCIya#fTC-seA_FyZTk6zXScZNtA
      Got this link to a MEGA compile of a couple of the IDW comics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a surgetroony, you eat shit for a living

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you're a Shadow/Omegagay without telling me you're a Shadow/Omegagay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya? Whachu' gonna do about it, pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya? Whachu' gonna do about it, pussy.

        >tfw though Omega is cool, I honestly miss Gamma.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gamma at least had a novel story to him and a nice character arc. Omega's just there to look cool and make all the midwits who never grew out of their pre-teen love for all things spiky, tough and edgy start drooling at the mouth. He's the Machinedramon of Sonic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think the other thing is that Omega’s design isn’t as interesting as Gamma’s. Omega was given plantigrade leg structures, two full functioning, five fingered hands and is barely taller than the rest of the cast while shorter than Eggman. Which admittedly is funny since technologically, Omega is clearly more advanced, but that clunkiness to gamma made him cool in my eyes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gamma at least had a novel story to him and a nice character arc. Omega's just there to look cool and make all the midwits who never grew out of their pre-teen love for all things spiky, tough and edgy start drooling at the mouth. He's the Machinedramon of Sonic.

          gamma is just a "le so sad ;_;" character. at least omega is cool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Gamma came back
          >but he's trapped in mobile gacha endless runner hell

          truly a fate worse than death

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's so weird to see him with a modern model.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's still better off he doesn't come back in canon but he'd be a nice pick for something like a fighting game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sonic Smackdown got ya covered

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit sega is allowed to reference sonic 06 again?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They have to be allowed to acknowledge 06 otherwise they can't rehash Gens Crisis City for Frontiers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Sonic Forces surprise dlc
            based Gamma and Mephiles but why are they updating a 5+ year old game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thats sonic forces the mobile phone gacha game anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh frick no, lame. just when I thought Sega would give me a reason to turn on Forces (console) again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it, why build all these assets and then not repurpose them for other games. It's what you'd do all the time back in the old days. Hell, it's what Sega's doing right fukken now with the Generations models showing up everywhere. You could turn out buckets of cheap slop for the masses, and while I get the argument is that they're already doing so by making gacha, there's still plenty more people they could reach for minimum effort.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hardlight makes the mobile shit, so it doesn’t count as real

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. It is Sega after all, they're not gonna accept that some subsidiary of Sega Europe has done actual work, especially when it's work done for throwaway mobile games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >repurpose them for other games
              We don't get "other games" anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe fans can rip him and we can get fan founded gammakino.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good
    >sonic
    anon, liking sonic means you are no better than pic related. get some fricking taste. get some standards.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick ken penders

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Surge and Kit will develop a proper friendship or will they tragically never be able to see eachother without the influence of their programming
    I'm in the thinking of yes but it will probably take a while

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >modern sonic comics

    No soul
    Now, THIS is soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some day I want to be a chad among Sonic fans.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the 2D games + mods forever
    Works for me

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna do ungodly things with surge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      surge looks so cool! 😀

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post porn.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic will never have a good game
    ever

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to read sanic comics
    >there's a billion different ones with different series and titles
    How do I do this correctly to avoid the bad "check out my Knuckles OC" shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You dont.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't touch anything by Archie at any point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BUT I LIKE SUPER-SERIOUS SONIC WITH ACTUAL STAKES.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then take your Knuckles OCs orally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will read the knuckles OC shit and enjoy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't read till you've taken in bees OD'ing on LSD while on a bad trip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe start with the IDW ones.
      Then read the post reboot Archie stuff if you like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can ignore the Knuckles OCs for the most part. Most of them get offed offscreen before Flynn arrives, and the remainder get offed before the reboot. The only ones that you really need to remember are Pink Knuckles, Papa Knuckles, and Dominatrix Knuckles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ever touch the main Archie continuity and you'll be fine. Fleetway, Mega Drive, the IDW series and Tails gets Trolled are all you should bother reading

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Softboot-Archie is fine too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Avoid IDW if you hate OCs. Eggman’s wooden daughter has basically replaced Sonic as the main character at this point.
      Hell just avoid the comics in general if you hate OCs. Even the Megaman book was filled with shit OCs like Payne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just read the Fleetway comic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Start at the Archie soft reboot at #252 and look up a reading order list for the Sonic Universe stories

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Champions was such a fun arc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read the whole thing, don't be a pussy. It lets you appreciate it when you finally get to the good shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read Fleetway for Super Sonic.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With all the sonic autism, why so few good fangames?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you name a series with more and better fangames?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon. Most Romhacks are better than whatever gamefreak shits out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess thats true but pokemon hacks are also the easiest shit to make.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon
          lmao. Most Pokemon fan games are trash. They only started getting "good" recently and even the best modern ones still can't compare to stuff like HGSs or BW2

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic should never be more than a mercenary. A pro bono mercenary but a mercenary. He's not someone who sticks to one place forever, he's someone who goes wherever he wants, helps whomever he wants and never stands still for too long. I liked that aspect of Sonic, but most spin-offs tend to ignore it because it's inconvenient to have a protagonist who never stands still.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a mercenary. A pro bono mercenary but a mercenary
      do you not know what a mercenary is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's not someone who works specifically for an organization like the Freedom Fighters. He's someone who has no hard allegiances.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic doesnt need money, he has no reason to do for hire jobs.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic needs to be a hitman for hire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a very vulnerable hitman for hire

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer not the furry to live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God bless Eggman for being a sinister fricker in the comics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man's been so buck broken by Sonic that he basically can't accept anything less than him putting the fricker into an eternal undying hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how cool this could have looked if the colorist showed up to do their job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that fanart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's from the most recent comic issue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          huh, seems out of character

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eggman has always been a "let others do the hard work for me", he always seemed to take a kingly stance in the matter of combat.
              He's not directly cowardly but he's clearly not a fighter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Eggman has always been a "let others do the hard work for me",
                Dude was literally the only boss you fought in every classic game until motherfricking Knuckles in the end of 3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Getting into the equivalent of a car and trying to run a guy over isn't being face to face.
                He always uses machines or others to do his fights.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are a fricking moron if you dont think Robotnik is NOT a hardworking man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The two were fighting in mechs before that page. Eggman baited Starline into using a Team Blast to take out his Egg Emperor replica in order to drain his macguffin. Starline was already established to be a weak piece of shit that gets easily tossed around by Eggman, so the move wasn't completely out of left field.

                it's not like that early Archie issue were Eggman shows up to Sonic's house and starts throwing him around for shits and giggles

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not like that early Archie issue were Eggman shows up to Sonic's house and starts throwing him around for shits and giggles
                you cant say this shit without pages

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't feel like finding the full pages

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ivo, remember the basics of CQC

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no eggman in smash

                A ripoff

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thought of Eggman just Carpet Bombing Sonic and his friends is actually a bit funny in a eerily real way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He actually did do exactly that once.
                There's also another comic where he distracts Sonic to come to his base while he orbital lasers Emerald Hill, thinking it's far enough he'd never make it back in time to save everyone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that Archie Eggman is actually an Eggman from another universe that died, came back as a computer virus, had the ability to take over machines, got Bomb's ability to explode, killed everyone, won, got bored, and decided to go to the main universe and decided to not do the same thing again because it was too easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That last panel really shows an emotion worth a thousand words.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you forget Sonic Riders?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              eggman would never do that I dont think
              He would shoot you or send a robot after you but not suddenly kung fu your ass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was in a robot suit until it got destroyed and his robots were hijacked until he beat up the duck. It's not like he's fighting anyone powerful, even Amy can kick the duck's ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, obviously I lack all context since I dont read the comic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My interpretation: He mad

            The two were fighting in mechs before that page. Eggman baited Starline into using a Team Blast to take out his Egg Emperor replica in order to drain his macguffin. Starline was already established to be a weak piece of shit that gets easily tossed around by Eggman, so the move wasn't completely out of left field.

            it's not like that early Archie issue were Eggman shows up to Sonic's house and starts throwing him around for shits and giggles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't play Riders 1
            >He didn't watch the SA2 arc of Sonic X

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why does it look like they forgot half the layers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe the duck is fricking dead

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surge should ALWAYS be drawn with a giant penis.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce me now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like wildblur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce it goshdangit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce me now.

        Tenshigarden

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with both of them
    at the same time
    also surge is futa

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coward

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dang i didn't know there was a sonic version of marvin the martian

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want a good Sonic game
    Ok but what does that amount to? What makes Sonic good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You jump and you collect rings and you go fast and the game is 100% responsive at all times and it never takes control away from the player and its completely skill based and there are alternate routes and there is no open world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can it be 3D?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it can, but it would be the first time it ever happens (being good AND being 3D) so it would be a real achievement.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why's some green sonic oc talking with a klonoa character

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's like all you humans think about is sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why we human men are better for you mobian b***hes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finding a mate and reproducing with them is a major process of nature, not something abnormal to humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all you humans
      Wait a sec

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Sonic fans appreciate Flicky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game or the character?
      The game just isnt that good just a mediocre arcade game and the character stopped being used when sega thought having animals inside robots wasnt going to be a thing in sonic anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna be honest, the whole "animals in robots" angle gets kinda weird as soon as you start giving the robots sentience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont mind it from that point of view but I think it makes the series lose flavor overall which is never good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The game just isnt that good
        It's arguably Sega's masterpiece of the 1980s along with Space Harrier, Hang On, and Out Run. Flicky was a milestone landmark in the platformer game genre by introducing aerial steering and momentum a year before Super Mario Bros did.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really you think so? I played it during an arcade phase I had and didnt see anything that special in it, it was fine but thats all IMO.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. It also lacked falling damage compared to other early platformers, like Donkey Kong. It also beat Doki Doki Panic to having throwable objects by 3 years.

            Game is still a fast and entertaining playthrough from the golden age of arcades. Plus Flicky is the oldest Sonic character technically, if you even count her as being the same character.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that cat is fricking dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean everyone appreciates Gamma which by proxy is Flicky appreciation. Just not much more you can really do with them at this point

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sonicgays obsessed with this coldsteel ripoff?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reason 1: Mobian pussy
      Reason 2: a lot of nerds around here are still into goth/punk/alternative girls
      Reason 3: she had the potential to shake things up in the IDW comic continuity

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Sonic villain after Metal Sonic was a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Untrue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, Shadow was fine in Adventure 2. And JUST Adventure 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is great tho
      You hardly ever get characters questioning their own beliefs, especially villains

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my goodness

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be honest. These fan-fiction tier recolors constantly be added to the comics makes me completely uninterested in reading them. I'm cool with some original character but Ian and co. have this hard-on for adding characters whenever they can and have no restraint.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would be a good co-op Sonic game. S3+K gives you Tails, but you mostly just exist for boss fights and the occasional ledge to fly up. SRB2 has full co-op, but if you're just playing the levels without some silly mods like Tether, they're mostly just a race. Shadow the Hedgehog with the co-op mod arguably comes the closest, but whether the other player matters depends a lot on both the stage and the objective in that stage you're doing.

    Seems like an interesting design issue, given that they're games where players can easily get separated, and 3D co-op platformers in general aren't so much a thing outside of puzzle platformers.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Mania then. Why people support a series that does nothing but shit out literal garbage for almost 20 years now is just unheard of.

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