i just wanted a wizard bro
why is he like this
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i just wanted a wizard bro. why is he like this
i just wanted a wizard bro
why is he like this
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That should be a mod
>"Bro Gale"
>turns off the romance flags if you're male
You might as well turn off the romance flags for every other companion if you're playing as either gender. They are all bisexual and they can all develop feelings for the MC.
Romance shit in RPGs is and has always been fricking cringe.
Well you can thank Bioware and the success of Baldur's Gate 2 for putting it into the mainstream.
Those homosexuals deserve their fate, shame it didn't happen sooner.
ain't no good adventure without romance
Exactly.
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Sadly that's all I have at least when it comes to that art and I don't know the source either. I do have other Gale pieces by different artists, for whatever that's worth.
Source?
Refer to
Sorry anon, found it in a prior thread and never found the source even through an image search.
Why do they look so scared? I would join in and bring Halsin with me
Maybe they were caught and were looking for some alone time. But what you mentioned does sound interesting. Though I doubt Gale would be so keen on that. He is monogamous.
>Though I doubt Gale would be so keen on that. He is monogamous.
Astarion too funnily enough. He will reject you if you ask for a foursome. He's secretely a prude lol
Interesting, he seemed interested enough in having an open relationship between the MC and Halsin though.
>The Fellowship of the Ring
>A bunch of straight dudes band together to go on an epic quest and end up developing deep brotherly bonds. No backdoor shenanigans.
>One of the greatest literary and cinematic adventures ever told.
You gays can have your baldur's gayte trash.
That was written in the 50s by a devout catholic
One piece, kys.
Oda's creed for a good story is no romance, as well. Upure just a homosexual.
I'm 100% with you. This shit's pretty much tainted the genre by hiding how dull a games writing is behind the player's attraction to a fictional character. It's also the reason a majority of women have any interest in RPGs.
>Pure adventure
Where do i play this version
Just don't flirt with the companions and if they try to make a move on you, decline. Same went for BG2; Jaheira, Viconia, and Aerie were constantly jumping on to the MC.
There is no other scenes or dislogue of any meaning whatsoever. Every relationship ends in there pants. Every vonversation is leading to their pants. There is no genuine character growth or understanding whatsoever.
Games character interaction is hollow as frick.
And youre still a homosexual
Isn't Gale's flags supposed to be bugged? Like that's why all these posts are about 'suddenly butt sex gale' and not wyll or astarion.
I just assumed he was super gay. Same thing happens with Halsin. I talked to him once at the party about joining us permanently and then the next day my character was apologizing about "coming on too strong" and hes been hitting on me ever since
>Same thing happens with Halsin
>and then the next day my character was apologizing about "coming on too strong"
Bro the line you have to select to get the apology the next day is inviting him to drink alone and saying you literally want to frick him.
How face-blind are you guys?
Like I said, they are far from subtle but so many have stumbled into it nonetheless.
there is no fricking way that is the case
i interacted with him once and had no private conversations with him
i talked to him at the party one time and thought the options presented were mostly too gay for me to want to pick and hit leave.
i did not go have a private drink with him and i did not have any gay buttsex with him.
He turns you down you don't go for a drink with him you speed reeding zoomtard.
If you have to option to apologise you absolutely picked the 'Let's go somewhere and frick' option. The point of the apology is it is a line so Thristy even larian's writers thought it was forward.
That is the only what this played out, I'm sorry you were so mind broken you subconsciously want the bear.
Not
but the same thing happened to me. I am being very careful about dialog choices because I am trying to avoid homosexualry. I never asked him for a drink, period. I leave conversations whenever all the choices are iffy.
You have to pick option 2 or option 1 and then 2 to get the apology for being forward dialogue.
Nice try, I'm sorry you had to find out you were gay this way.
>Hey bro lets get a drink
>Sure bro
>Um.. bro... why are you getting undressed?
>Well you were being forward with me I just assumed you wanted to have hot sweaty gay sex while i am in bear form
>H: go enjoy the party
>Tav: maybe you'd prefer to be fricking (me)
or
>H: go enjoy the party
>Tav: let's have a drink together
>H: Nah I'm a lightweight and I'll embarrass myself and I'm worried about the shadow curse
>Tav: How about we frick instead then
These are the totally straight 'bro' options you have to pick to be able to apologise to him about how you acted at the party in act 2.
You guys are liers, autistic or gays to be qqing about 'sudden gay sex'
I selected neither and still got the option. Pretty sure I just asked him to join the party.
I picked option 4 and got the apology option
NTA, but nope. I told him to mingle and I later got the apology line. His flags are fricked, stop making excuses for a company known for bugged launches.
I also picked option 4. Halsin is a rapist.
>can't even have a drink with a companion without it being gay
Written by women for sure.
>He turns you down you don't go for a drink with him you speed reeding zoomtard.
No, you literally aren't correct. I'm 29, I don't speed read and I am not mistaken. There was nothing sexual about my conversation until he offered to spend some time alone with him. I chose to leave him alone.
Most of Ganker is autistic.
I asked him to join my camp. That's it. That's now coming on too strong? Frick off homos.
I asked him to join the camp, how the frick is that "coming on too strong", you moronic troon homosexual?
>the line you have to select to get the apology the next day is inviting him to drink alone and saying you literally want to frick him.
I told him to go mingle with the tieflings instead of standing around like a fricking gargoyle, and the game took that as flirting
>Isn't Gale's flags supposed to be bugged?
Supposedly, I can't say for sure myself. I feel like I was the only one who's played this gamed and had trouble trying to actively get with him. Jumping through so many hoops to get the Weave scene to trigger. Which might I add is as blatant as can be in its romantic tone. Even then it can be played out platonically.
Yeah when Gale invites you to "show you magic" it comes off more like he's inviting you to his Mystra goon sesh, it was easy enough to tell it was gay
They certainly are, he gave me dialogue about the time he taught me magic or some shit but I never did that event, and as that event supposedly is the starting point for romancing him the rest of the romance flags are probably bugged as well
When you give gale a magic item it gives you MASSIVE amounts of approval so you skyrocket towards the end and this sometimes causes scenes to be skipped. Similar issue with the frog chick IIRC.
That explains a whole lot.
Gale always gets homosexual, regardless of your choices. I tested it over 3 full playthroughs. Even if you pick the most stand-offish dialog options, he will always invite you to hang out under the stars, via his mirror image, which is a gay scene that even if you opt out from, still counts as a romance flag. He then asks you if you want to see a magic trick, which is in reality just homosexual sodomy.
Helsin is also (likely) bugged. If you even talk to him during the Tiefling party, you are stuck with a romance flag. Even if you never talk to him from that point onwards. It doesn't even matter what dialog choice you pick in the party. Once you conclude his shadowlands quest, he pesters you for homosexual sex.
Wyll is also homosexual, without recourse. Even if you never talk to him, you will be eventually met with the dancing scene, where he hits on you for the prospect of homosexual sodomy.
Hilariously enough, Astarion will not engage in homosexual flirting unless you pick obvious flirting choices, and will never pester you unless you actively initiate.
Halsin and Gale are definitely bugged, you mentioning Astarion is a good point that proves that.
After reading the thread I've had the exact same issues with both characters. You try to avoid sexually enticed dialog or you avoid talking to them altogether but they'll still hit on you, as if you've been enticing them the whole time.
Meanwhile the horny frog, Shadowheart and Astarion will never try to groom you if you tell them to frick off after their first romance flag.
Kinda funny that the gayest looking one and the most evil one is the one having the most respect for the pc. Maybe there's a hidden message in that behavior. Maybe Larian is warning us that homosexuals are indeed all bad.
>He then asks you if you want to see a magic trick, which is in reality just homosexual sodomy.
LOL
>He then asks you if you want to see a magic trick, which is in reality just homosexual sodomy.
Abrakadickinyourass
Anon...how many times does this have to be repeated? The establishing shot shows Gale gazing at an incantation of Mystra's likeness with a somber expression. It was more than obvious that what Gale was interested in sharing was more than just a magic trick after we probe him about what he was doing.
you wrote all of that text and i didnt even get that scene because i fricking camped gale the instant he started asking for hand outs like a Black person
Don't come crying to me when he blows up.
Gale and Haslin both came on to me, but Wyll never did. The companion scripts seem like a mess for all the male characters for some reason.
>for whatever reason
It's activism. The developers are antagonistic to the playerbase, they've demonstrated it repeatedly, and they even owned up to it and gloated about it repeatedly.
Call it "No Means No" and have it give you full control over which characters start romances
There's a mod that does this
, basically. It's for "male", "female" or "all" flags.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/815
>mass effect 3
>fricking alien pussy 2 games straight
>visit my bro kaidan in the hospital
>dude is in his mid 30s but only now realizes he likes dick
>makes this comment knowing Shepard is fricking Tali and, as far as he knows, is completely straight
I'm tired of this. There's got to be better ways at implementing this shit
nobody wants to be the dev who has the "turn off the gays" button
Obsidian already figured that out, it's not a turn off the gays button it's an "I'm gay" button
you know how it is. they will find a roundabout way to complain anyways, because gay love is still love right? then why is does it have an exclusion option? personally im for removing all relationshit cause its for gays and women anyways.
If you get that perk along with the lady killer perk. You effectively play the game as a bisexual. Plus a 10% damage to every enemy is quite a bonus.
Leftists want to pretend that half the population is gay.
Picking an orientation would work, but even if you left it really broad I think people would get offended. What I would do is put some early dialogue choices in that just establish which way you swing, like maybe one of the first conversations you have has stuff like "I had someone once, but he/she is gone now," etc.
That's not entirely inaccurate for IRL
My friend looks the bara type and he had a bi guy from his platoon confess to him out of the blue
Obsidian already figured this out with the Confirmed Bachelor perk. Well, mostly...
>"He's giving him a friendly massage it's so obvious "
>Said icon has a knife about to stab a man
>"It's a gay euphemism"
>only if you live in San Fransisco and frequent the gay bars obsidian devs go to every lunch break. No excuse for if you're not natively English
>Lady killer has a man embracing a woman
>Meanwhile he's holding a knife to his back visible to the viewer
Does that expression require being a native English speaker to understand as well?
All it says is "you'll have unique dialogue options with certain characters"
I know you got aid ridden wieners on your mind 24/7 and a burning pustulent itch in your anus. But most people don't link everything to homosexualry.
Sorry you didn't ever bother to read a dictionary, anon.
>lady killer and confirmed bachelor both give the exact same bonuses
>lady killer is a very common colloquialism
If you don't know what confirmed bachelor means you should still be able to work it out just from that
I hate this guy like you wouldn't believe. The fact he wrote the burned man is a fact I will never accept.
Confirmed Bachelor is a very old timey and polite way to call a fella gay. I don't doubt esls and zoomers never heard it before.
I'm old enough to remember the screaming and screeching we had over confirmed bachelor. People who failed to turn down Gale would have an epileptic fit over something like that today. Especially since it was one of the more useful perks to have in new vegas.
The sad thing is even a mod as innocent and simple as this would probably get banned from Nexus for homophobia
There is a mod that makes the Gale romance better
It wouldn't do anything for the fact that most of his camp scenes are extremely horny
All larian games feature sexual harassment
Did you all forget the forced orgy in divos2? Only good characters are dudes then they pull that shit on you
When I got far enough into Lae'zels romance it shut off the romance options for everyone else. Gale stopped wanting to suck my dick so far but not sure if he tries again later.
idk i had that with shadowheart too and he was salty at me about kissing her but then later randomly he had a hologram of himself tell me to meet him somewhere and it cut to us basically holding hands in a field together
yeah for some reason Shadowheart stopped engaging with me just because Gale wanted to talk about how he was given his suicide mission, but because it's considered a romance event it made all other relationships disabled except for the mind flayer for some reason
I don't really care about the romancing of npcs, but it seems weirdly/poorly implemented
Really?
My mum's name is Gail. She makes wind puns all the time. Seems realistic tbh.
Gale isn't a mom. That's the kind of joke for moms only.
>Gale isn't a mom
No, but he is a budget Alistair so seems pretty in line to me
I liked this line, cheesy right before going out with a bang
This is the kind of cringeshit 5e players laugh at as they wait for the one homosexual at the table to finish his 2 hour long soliloquy.
Cringe quotes is a huge reason for why I play d&d, along with extreme caricatures of drunk dwarves and effeminate elves.
>his name is Gale
>GAY + ILL
>his two main attributes is that he's gay and that he suffers from some strange magical illness
He clearly isn't gay if he talks 24/7 about fricking Mystra.
He's bisexual, just like the rest of the companions. He just simply has trouble looking past Mystra up until his perception about her clears up.
Hes MC-sexual, he is not BI
Their sexuality isn’t tied to the player, they’re all bisexual. All of the origin characters flirt with each other in banter, so there’s no reason why they should be considered “MC-sexual”. This isn't Dragon Age 2, anon.
Oh well that sucks, I have not run into the in-flirting yet
Every character being bisexual IS being playersexual. That is the entire reason why a developer will make every character bisexual, so that they will frick the player no matter what. Same as in DA2, which Bioware stopped doing because nobody liked it.
They do not romance each other. Flirting is meaningless because they will only romance the player.
Games like Mass Effect 3 and DA Inquisition have characters that will actually have relationship with other companions. Garrus will hook up with Tali. Ashely will date James. Dorian will hook up with Iron bull.
>They do not romance each other.
Did you forget about Lae'zel and her hooking up with certain characters if you don't get with her? She could either sleep with Wyll or Astarion.
Removed him from my party right after this line, what a goddamn disgrace
I actually like Gale's puns.
No bro archetype for you, white man
Gale is more or less like Alistair except he can be romanced by male characters. They have plenty of differences like their classes. But they both have that charm and wit to them that I can't help but enjoy.
Name one witty thing Gale says all game, Alistair is orders of magnitude better written
he's more just effortlessly charming, like a good professor
the vamp gay is exponentially more funny
Well after the weave scene if you don't pick the option of imagining yourself kissing Gale. There's a follow up scene discussing his failure where you can bring up that you wish to be more than friends. To which he will say perhaps. When you ask him what he meant by that he retorts.
> "If I recall correctly, the Waterdhavian Dictionary of the Common Tongue of Faerun defines it as an adverb that conveys the meaning of 'it may be that', or 'possibly'."
Ugh Gale is such an insufferable reddit man. His homosexual older wizard friend was unbearable too.
Alistair "Swooping is bad" Theirin is a complete meme character like Zevran, Sten, Shale and especially Oghren. The only good written character in the game is Morrigan.
You don't know how much old Ganker begged for an Alistair romance for male characters
Which is why I'm glad Gale is romanceable by male characters. Same goes for Halsin, I've no doubt if Larian had made the romance options of particular orientation. Halsin and Gale would've probably been heterosexual. Leaving only Astarion, which I must say is overdone in terms of male romance options. A hedonistic rogue, that's just Zevran all over again.
>homosexual makes up a lie.
yikes.
newbie pls
youre gay! dont talk to me I dont want to get aids.
You can still be the best of pals without sleeping with one another.
>platonic
>sitting back with arms crossed into each other's personal space
yeah, no
>Hang out as a friend
>Never give any romantic inclination
>Don't spend the night with him
>Have so far told him 3 times I'm with my gay vampire husband.
>Gets mad at me for rejecting him
>Randomly invites me to watch the stars with him.
Black person is bipolar as frick.
just reject it and move it on??? why is that so difficult?
They just like to project their outrage.
>They just like to project
>Discord trannies project over and over in BG3 threads
>EVERY single post
>Now they're projecting projection onto others
Amazing.
>just reject it bro!!
>two choices
>1. stay with him for the night
>2. insult him and leave
>not insulting a gay when they hit on you
and its not like he leaves your party? so reject him and move on
This is the problem I had with like, everyone and everything in the game.
>Let's be gay!
>Frick you Black person.
that's how you should be reacting
tbh i've only found it with Halsin and Gale. Even astarian has his own thing after you reject him once (at least for me). Wyll has never come on to me at all.
How far are you into the game? Unless you treated Wyll like shit, he will for sure be asking you to dance at some point.
Funny enough I was nice to Wyll the whole time and he never asked me to dance. Gale tried to confess to me but I said "I loved Shadowheart" and left.
I just leaped down the mother brain esophagus after the first battle on the moonlight roof
Are you regularly long resting?
semi regularly, I'm on balanced if that's what you're asking. I make sure to talk to any companion with a ! over their head before resting, with the exception of Wyll because he appears to be bugged and always have one over his head. It doesn't even give me the notice anymore for him about someone wanting to speak with me. Anyone else I do, though.
Astarian is pretty chill when you reject him, he just brushes it off. All the other guys take it personal it feels like. Even the fricking emperor does that shit too
if i can call him a Black person homosexual i would choose that option
>two choices
>clearly three
1. Be gay
2. Be gay with details
3. Frick You Black person
Not great choices tbh
Here's the one with 2 choices.
If you pick the top one you won't sleep with him. The romantic line would've only triggered if you done so in the weave scene. So in this scene Gale would've said "I'm in love with you". To which you are then given the dialogue options.
>Lean in for a kiss
>I'm in love with you too.
>I don't feel the same way.
You are in the clear. There's no need to be paranoid about either two.
>don't worry, the tremendously gay sentence doesn't mean you'll have sex! So you should pick that instead!
Why the frick would I ever say "I'm not going anywhere without you" to another man. Christ alive I'd rather frick the githyankie jaundice lady before I fricked gale
Why the frick would I ever say "I'm not going anywhere without you" to another man.
So you won't stay by your best friends side no matter what? You won't be there for them, even in their time of need? If that's not friendship then I don't know what is.
>best friend
>known him for a couple days
A couple of harrowing days not knowing whether or not you will wake to see the day. Either because of your mindflayer tadpole. Or whether Gale's orb will detonate.
Straight: "I'm here for you brother, I got your back bro
Gay: I'll never leave your side, you have my sword ;), I don't know what is do without you, please don't go
It's not hard to not write sexually charged dialogue you raging homo.
This is honestly what's wrong with having so many gays in writing. Now men can't be friends without there being an undercurrent for disgusting yaoi fanfiction.
If you rejected him before you actually just sit with him. Was pretty nice in character moment for my Selunite cleric.
>Ganker whines about not getting bro moments
>When they get bro moments they start screaming homosexualry and run for the hills
>Everyone tired to rape me!
That bear really broke this board, huh?
>Be a raging homosexual
>Tell him to go frick himself
Based larian, you can't be friends with homosexuals.
They really need to be some sort of emote in the dialogue option to show how you're saying that because on one hand it sounds like such a bro thing to tell someone right before you sling your arm around their shoulder then shit the stick with them but if you view it differently it's the most homosexual thing you'd say to a guy you're about to frick
In this context its bro shit because you only get the gay version of this scene if you do gay shit with him before
No, that shit was gay as frick, not bro as frick. The PC isn't anywhere close to gale to be saying that shit
>The PC isn't anywhere close to gale to be saying that shit
>two people who've been to hell and back together and have built up a rapport on the road
>nah bro it's totally unrealistic for me to not tell him to kill himself after he opens up to me about how fricked up the prospect of religion of peaceing himself has him feeling
>rapport on the road
??????
All you ever really fricking do is give gale magical items you don't need and you get that scene even if you sit his ass in camp. All the quippets they do are directed at other companions, not you.
You LITERALLY have to be romantic with him to get to this point
Holy shit you homosexuals actually have autism if your incapable of reading lines and avoiding this.
No you don't, you get this scene just by having high approval. Whether or not its romantic depends entirely on whether or not you're romancing him at the time otherwise it's platonic.
It comes off incredibly homosexual because you never build any rapport with any fricking character. It's like your character and the companions are having social events off screen and you're just eavesdropping during the highlights. Like, calm the frick down Gale I only gave you dogshit items I found off the goblins
It's literally only gay if you make it gay dude
im pretty sure you're wrong
im 120 hours in and most of that is 1 save, but so far I'm pretty sure gale comes onto you no matter what most of the time
>You LITERALLY have to be romantic with him to get to this point
As long as you progress his quest, you will get this scene during siege of tower
how about just designing characters that don't sexually harass me every moment? Is that so hard??
>just want to be a bro
>pick all of the obvious flirtatous dialogue options
>how could this happen?
You did it to yourself gay.
heterobros...will we ever win again?
remember big boob lady in ninja gaiden, ivy valentine, Lulu in FFX??
he's dying and he just wants to frick. you'd deny your bro a good final frick before his death???
It's a transcendental experience.
What the frick am I looking at here
The most magical scene you could ever see.
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yo what the frick is wrong with europeans?
Beats me.
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>11 hours
Holy frick
How the frick can anyone take this shit seriously?
Well you do start the game on a crashing Nautoloid, flying through avernus. It's not as if this is the most outrageous thing you can see in a fantasy game no less.
gay double anal in a video game?
I guess.
I more so envision it if one were to sleep with Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.
whats wrong with telling a gay to frick off anyways? you guys are acting like its the end of the world
He and Astarion may be horribly annoying homosexuals in many instances, but they both are bros and I want to look out for them.
Because I don't care if my bro's are gay but I don't want to be gay with them. I just wanted a wizard bro if he was a gay wizard bro I don't care but I don't want a gay wizard
I got no skin in the game here but maybe we don't want to be mean to a person. Nothing wrong with rejecting them but why can't you be nicer about it? From the looks of it you're either inviting them to put it up your ass or you're being made as if you hate their guts.
You can still let him down gently. For the "infamous" weave scene once the narrator says the moment starts to feel intimate. Pick the second option and it won't start the romance. If you pick the top one to hold onto the moment you'll have two dialogue choices that express romantic interest. One imagining that you're kissing him and the other holding hands with him. The other three below that are harsh and will get him upset with you.
Fair enough. My apologies, I never intended on playing BG3 but the screenshots made it look as if you didn't have any choice but to go scorched earth on anyone who showed interest. If you can let someone down gently and still keep that friendship with an individual ingame then I don't have an argument.
yeah usually the middle option, not the fully gay one, in the 2nd tree always lets you exit without being autistic
My wife backed out of the Weave scene and the narrator basically guilt trips you with wording like you cutting the magical moment short and all that's left is the cold. This is all while it zooms in on Gale's sad face before he whines how cruel magic is, how you think you got it one moment but lose it all the next. It was extremely cringe and clearly written like you led him on and then rejected him, hurting him.
Ah, so that's why I haven't been harassed by him. I fricked the vampire in the bushes (straight consensual intercourse) and Gale didn't get jealous or mad or hit on me at all after I backed out of the weave scene.
So that stops the romance dead? If so thank frick I picked that choice.
You can back out after starting the scene, and even later, multiple times without ever losing anything with him. Why would he be happy about being rejected?
I agree that it's annoying how thirsty all the companions are written as, but this meme about Gale being some forced gay romance is just pathetic.
wait, the fricking narrator warns you and people are still getting the dick and acting surprised? the frick? the fricking fact the narrator says INTIMATE didnt tip any off they were about to get the tip?
Evidently...yes. People still didn't take a hint even with the narration.
So, homosexualry is A-OKAY if the narrator informs the player the companion they thought was their platonic friend is in the process of sodomizing them, right?
As long as you can opt out just in time, right before penetration, the homosexualry is excused, right?
Neck yourselves.
if they fricking warning you before hand and you press the "hoover his dick like an industrial vacuum", yeah, kinda
Be patient anon, they have autism.
Also I'm pretty sure most of those who post this shit never saw the scene, just decided it was a fact after reading it from someone else.
Because
Option 1 = let's have gay sex right NOW
Optional 2 = YOU DISGUSTING homosexual GET OUT IF MY SIGHT
Where's my option 3 = Woah no thanks bro, but half this camp is gay as shit, go frick one of them. But stay the frick away from shadowheart my beloved or I'll really turn homophobic
The issue is, you practically have no companions. There's zero camaraderie. There's zero fraternal rapport.
You transsexual sodomites probably don't get it, because you are mentally ill, but normal people have normal friends that they hang out with. Normal people are not hanging out with homosexuals that hit on them.
The video-game does not have normal friends that the player can hang out with. If you have to walk on eggshells and second-guess yourself about how the homosexual writer construed and constructed the dialog choice, lest you inadvertently engage in homosexuality with a male companion by choosing to console him when he is down, or by choosing to praise him when he does something right, then it's no longer a video-game. It's a fricking struggle-session, and the bolshevik commissar is breathing down your neck.
I had to end a friendship recently because a guy I thought was my work-bro wouldn't take no for an answer. I wasn't coy about it either. The guy just doubled down and got weirder as time went on.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened to me either.
So, one of the reasons I haven't picked up BG3 is because I don't want to remind myself of that failed friendship.
I don't consider myself to be a homophobe, but I'm sick of homolust.
I used to have a lot of gay friends. Or gay guys wanted to be my friend. After they realized I wasn't going to put out ever they stopped pursuing me. That's when I realized gay guy friends is likely a sham.
I have no problem with a gay guy but I'm hesitant to make one a friend or reciprocate friendship because it's likely they just want to frick.
>I'm hesitant to make one a friend or reciprocate friendship because it's likely they just want to frick.
Couldn't the same be said for females who are reluctant to befriend males?
Can you shut the frick up about this you fricking underage homosexual.
Buddy that's all men. Straight men act like that towards women too. All moids are coombrained, homosexuals doubly so.
Lol the crystal cafe and lolcow terms now? I'd accuse you of bait but I'll reply seriously.
I know you're a complete gay that's pretending to hate men. But even women don't agree with your moronic mindset.
It's a two way street. Women will make friends with an guy only on the basis that they will date later, and drop him off it doesn't happen. Hell girls get viscious when guys turn them down, calling a guy a homosexual for not saying yes.
So shut the frick up about this already. Women are just as desperate as men.
It pisses me off, because I wouldn't even give a frick if he would just drop the weird sex shit, but he insisted on it constantly. I don't care if he stopped being friends with me, but I do care when he starts following me to the bathroom like a fricking freak.
The difference is that more gay people are sex-obsessed than the average heterosexual man. I'm not going to argue that homos are innately more perverted, but you're disingenuous if you think the average gay man is less pervy than a straight man.
Based. I had a gay friend I even humored him by going to a gay bar and hit it off with a girl there with her gay friends. But he always insisted on trying to groom me for gay sex. Even though I vehemently would tell him I dont swing that way. I think that is the problem with gays they get a free pass and abuse that shit to no end. like bromigo I dont want to my peepee in your doodoo hole I wont even do that with females.
Being a gay white man is literally a pass to act like it's 2005 where you came at gay, make jokes about women, be racist openly, and basically be as raunchy as possible with no repercussions. They get away with so much shit.
>openly racist
Mine was like this as well he would also say some racist shit towards asians like "Herro I rike eaten Chineeee foo me wuv you womg time! egg ro' goo' for you!" dont get me started on how he would act around Blacks he never would relax it was weird.
I had a bi friend that was into me, but I didn't realize it at the time. A friend of mine (girl) did though and she would always get him frustrated by calling me a "breasts guy" or saying I was the straightest guy she'd ever known. KEK used to get him so pissed off, and we he finally realized that I wasn't into him at all, he stopped being friends with me
How unfortunate.
Why can't you choose your sexuality in this game?
I think the moral of the game is that gaybashing is required
every thread talking about this game always sounds like a bunch of women making commentary on the last episode of Walking Dead
>a bunch of women making commentary on the last episode of Walking Dead
>having experience in this area
If you do the jailbreak at Moonrise does it aggro the whole camp?
I snuck around and killed the patrols before I initiated the jailbreak. I didn't bother killing the ones at the entrance. Those ones didn't even bother coming to check when the prisoners were breaking out.
No just the prison guards. Kill them, the orbs and the warden and whoever else runs in and you'll be fine. I did that then went back to pretending to be a true soul on my run
every origin character has a problem, Gale will explode, Karlach has a gtx 4090TI inside, Shadowheart has arthritis, Lae Zel is ugly and Astarion is gay
>Astarion is gay
No he's only pretending
>pretending
Someone didn't do his questline
Yes he pretended to be gay to seduce people and bring them back to his vampire lord
>pretended to be gay
rewatch that scene again my friend https://youtu.be/dMASYRHgZdQ?t=2626
>pretending
Yes he had gay sex with people to lure them to the vampire dungeon so he was only pretending to be gay for his job.
My homie was forced to do that. He was a prison b***h. It's even worse than being a normal homosexual, a normal gay at least is having fun
>I was just pretending to love this steaming hot gay defloration that I'm reminiscing about with a dreamy stare
Mark my words, Astarion is the most homosexual character in the whole game
nta but i literally had a scene where he tells me how much he hates sex
>GOTY chuds this game isn't progressive ur just mad not everybody is straight
>Also here is the 243 steps you must follow to stop yourself getting raped in the woods by hairy men
Honestly, I've been enjoying normalgays on other sites crying about how their male followers keep sexually harassing them. Its been the highlight of this whole thing.
The game is a treasure trove of memes.
yep. thats what its like being a woman
>Baldur's Gape
I swear the only interactions you have with this guy are him trying to frick you or having a complete mental breakdown
It's like he was written by a 30 year old woman
>ignore gale's "life threatening illness"
>it never bothers him again
Wow great writing larian that must be a real deadly disease
That's because homos like to pretend not having degenerate gay sex for five seconds will kill them.
Homos live for a long time even with AIDS now unfortunately
>finish difficult battle
>"haha Tav this exhilarating battle has me feeling excited in more ways than one, if you get what I mean"
>shut the frick up gale
>y-youre right now is not the time
it feels so forced, he's otherwise got cool dialogue and story
It's weird that it stands out so much with Gale. I don't even hate the game or consider it "woke" but imo if you're going to have relationships with characters have a platonic route at least available for them as well instead of the binary "frick vs enemy" thing they have for Gale
>Lawful good Paladin
>Keep a healthy relationship with my party members
>Get to know them because I want us to work like a well-oiled machine
>They keep trying to frick me in the arse
>I tell them no
>Please just do it
>No stop!
>Come on
>No!
>Come in the woods just a minute
>No dude Frick off
>Affinity -5
I have no idea why the frick its written like this, isn't this sexual harrasment?
I’m playing as him and it’s super comfy seeing him not try to frick anybody. Kino origin gameplay, very excited to play as frog next and get killed in my sleep by shadowheart
havent tried this yet but what happens at the cliffside portal if you start as gale? is there a random hand sticking out you can't rescue? or just a generic portal?
NGL bros, I love BG3. It might be my favorite game of all time. But my disappointment when I unlocked Halsin and went back to the grove was immeasurable. No one recognized me. No one knew who I was. Even the bear at the bottom of the stream thanked Halsin himself for returning Halsin to the grove. The hog literally said to me, as Halsin, "Oh I thought you were halsin for a moment".
It's not game breaking by any means and it's a feature that'd be more impressive than falling under the umbrella of "required" but damn that shit was disappointing to me.
I wish I knew how to make mods and do models because I would 100% spend time to make Gale have a "bro" route. I don't know why every character doesn't have a bro route, male or female. I think it would've been cool to chill with gale at night and one of the rewards for like max ranking his bro route would be I learn a cantrip that's from any class as he teaches me magic (with an option to maybe "unlock" wizard class and convert my class to wizard as flavor). Maybe with Astarian he could teach you about high class society and you end up with a +2 persuasion buff and he opens up to you as he talks about the shit he went through which opens up a route where he'll offer to turn you into a vampire and let you suck his blood (so you're free).
Massive let down this game was when it came to companions
If I could mod I would change the hirelings to not be ugly randomized garbage bin characters from the dredges of tumblr.
I was really looking forward to making a team of my own character designs but all we're stuck with is garbage pale kids.
The fact I couldn't make a team of 4 dwarves is a fricking crime
Wait, hirelings aren't custom characters? Seriously?
Yeah, they're premade characters and all of them are ugly as sin because the half-elf
That is seriously so fricking stupid
I saved the tieflings and they fricked off before I found Karlach, so I can't give the smith the thing to fix her heart
Did I completely frick up her questline or do I find the guy again later? Should I keep all of the infernal iron I find?
You meet them in Act 2 again. But I think you need to make sure not to romance anyone else.
Oh, forgot to mention, that's only if you want to romance her. You can complete the questline without doing so.
I can't say for sure if you messed up her romance in particular. But to avoid spoilers you can find him later. More specifically in act 2, You'll find him at the last light inn at the shadowcursed lands. Be careful though there is an important npc that could get kidnapped by the enemy. Screwing over every character taking refuge there including the smith.
Righto, thanks. I'll just keep hold of the iron for now, then.
I missed one bit of it because the ladder in a room below the Blighted Village blew up and for the life of me I cannot find any other way to get up to the chest that has it.
Flight spell? Empowered leap? Mage hand/familiar pushing it down?
Huh
Maybe I'm just a brainlet
I spent like 20 minutes trying to stack crates and then gave up
Am I crazy or does infernal iron have no fricking use outside of Dammon? Same with fricking soul coin without karlach?
More like Baldur's Gay
I think this is what I hate so much about Bioware and Larian games. It isn't real roleplaying. You are never given a hard decision with consequences. There is never a chain of events where that thing you did in the beginning comes back to bite you in the ass. There is never a gray area. It is always beating you over the head.
ARE YOU GOING TO SAVE THE ORPHANS or
PUNCH THE BABY
ARE YOU STRAIGHT
or
ARE YOU A homosexual
Frick off. Frick KOTOR. it wasn't even the best SW game that came out that YEAR.
I hate storygays.
>ARE YOU GOING TO SAVE THE ORPHANS or
>PUNCH THE BABY
>ARE YOU STRAIGHT
>or
>ARE YOU A homosexual
one of these things is not like the other
one of these things has an actual answer
They really need to add a sexual orientation option on the character creator so there's none of this bullshit. Also they need an actual character creator instead of just 4-5 different preset ugly fricking face. I need to make my Kenshiro monk goddamn it an every male face has a israelite nose
halsin is much worse. cant escape a conversation with this dude without him going all gay daddy
Bro, I thought we were just being magic bros together
I don't really give a shit about the gay shit. It's the bad writting and pacing that makes it really bad.
>Gale: Want to see a magic trick? Cool. I got more magic in the van.
>Lae'zel: Wow you killed a few goblins, now let me stick my tongue all over you.
>Minthara: Wow you killed a few Druids, get naked you are now mine.
It feels so hamfisted that it makes the gay stuff stick out. Romance implies a journey.
It's not that weird since drow females are insanely brutal
You're only upset because you don't want to frick any of them. Imagine the entire party were hot b***hes. Then it wouldn't be a problem.
On the contrary, I was wanting to romance Minthara. But it seems I will have to wait for all her options and dialogue to get fixed. So I can find her gooey centre and fix her.
You can't fix her, but she WILL fix you to a bondage table
>So I can find her gooey centre and fix her.
Frick that I'm making her worse.
I'm a bit into act 3 and I already banged Shadowheart, is there no way to frick Minthara now? I don't really see many options to improve my standing with her.
Pretty sure Minthara's triggers are broken
I checked some spoilers and apparently you can even impregnate her
I'm already doing an evil playthrough so I don't wanna do another just to bang her if there's some flags that got fricked up
A lot of people were b***hing that after the first sex scene and when you finally recruit her they get no further dialogue from her at all so be wary
Fricking hell. She's at 60% approval or so for me and I'm guessing I'm halfway into act 3. At least I got Shadowheart as a backupfu.
Wait on patches, Minthara romance is bugged so you will be disappointed if that's what you're shooting for
I'm pretty sure I'm too deep into act 3 anyway, might as well start over when the patches are out.
Well time to frick shadowheart as a backup
Her romance is bugged, at the moment you can only frick Minthara in Act 1. Apparently it still works if you do not do any romance flags with any other companion at all the whole game but there's no way I'm going back 20 hours to find out
>Do everything I can to help Karlach and her easy bake oven
>Nothing
>Stop a man from dying by giving him a +1 dagger
>Surprise, you're gay now
This is modern DnD, folks.
what, you have never let your bff give you a lil backrub?
all of the females are western made and you're the moistest bussy in the baldur's gate kingdom
There's nothing gay about talking underneath the stars.
Fricking gays and fujos took a bro moment and hamfist gayshit. You can go through that dialogue without butsex or a kiss
There isn't but it's 100% they present it that makes it reeks of being gay. The entire issue is there's no building in the relationship at all. Everything is skipping steps. Imagine if there's 10 scenes in a relationship for a companion. BG3 is as if you took those 10 and removed 7 so there's only 3
I wouldn't mind care if shadowheart put out as quickly as the gays did. Seriously I get 3 gay options in the first 3 hours but I have to wait 60 hours before shadow girl warms up to me.
Is there a mod to change race/allow race and background change on respec yet?
Yeah, Larian hasn't changed their approach to romance since DivOS2. I got Sebile's affection to max just by being a supportive friend to her and before we were about to kill Shadow Prince she professed her love for me with grandiose prose, it was hard having to turn her down because I playing a female character and wanted to bone Fane.
>red prince in party
>not taking his BRC
homie his entire storyline is him literally journeying across the land to give his BRC to PARG cus dragons, romancing him feels wrong not to mention that if you do you just end up becoming his concubine slave.
>you just end up becoming his concubine slave.
And the issue is?
Mass Effect didn't get panned hard enough for introducing this nonsense as though it was a high standard of gameplay.
I'm just disappointed in the lack of female romance options.
I'm not gay but gays are eating good, they have 4 objectively handsome dudes who are interesting, cool and nice.
If you're looking for a woman, you're stuck with a toad mutant, an annoying butch demon of cringe that you can't even fricking touch, and a literal cultist that won't put out for dozens of hours.
That's not fricking fair is it. And not only that the gay characters proposition you on sight, meanwhile you have to listen to shadowhearts Scientology seminar before you even think about getting her to call you friend.
I really thought I'd get a tiefling bawd to put out during the camp party scene but I must be the dumbest wiener for hoping to get a reward.
All things considered, that's the real problem isn't it, no equal output of puss to wiener.
>there's an overabundance of gay dick being thrown at you right from the beginning
>if you're straight You only have 1 option because the only other girl is "bugged "
This has to be homosexual sabotage. No fricking way that the only girl that will put out in act 1 is bugged. Give me a fricking break larian.
>one option
you get three male and three female companions act 1 plus minthara. Laezel and Minthara both put out at the party
Gay options
>Wyl, handsome black buck
>A towering gay bear
>sassy David Bowie vampire
>Brad Pitt wizard
Ok and for straight men?
>A frog b***h with jaundice
>A cringe butch demon you literally cannot fricking touch
>A currently bugged evil woman that requires you to murder innocent
>a Scientologist that wants you to listen to her sermon for 3 fricking acts before she even lets you think about getting in her thighs.
>gay homosexual: "YOU HAVE 3 BAGINAS WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING
Ngl it's kinda based that homos like you only see women as walking holes but you gotta understand that nobody wants to have pillow talk with the demon girl
you are such a dull little kid who is struggling with his lust for the homosexual cast choices
>Everyone must be secretly gay
>You're childish for not being gay
Idk how much monkeypox and aids yoi need to have to get this brain damaged but you need help homosexual
no it's cause youve been given 3 women companions with premium male fantasy bait and all you can talk about are how hot the guys are
This isn't a case of being a closeted homosexual.
My options are 3 slags and 3 bros. It's basically a prison gay scenario. Theres no viable women to frick.
>One malnurished green c**t bossb***h that looks like a victim of an acid attack
>an ex-bodybuilder male-to-female transsexual that was written by ChatGPT4
>a relatively attractive, relatively feminine, relatively soft-spoken humanoid (that 99.9999% of the playerbase chose to romance), that reveals an extremely promiscuous past, 40 hours into the game
>A geriatric, post-menopausal humanoid that speaks with an indian accent
Yeah, excellent choices, you israelite sodomite.
kek your brain is so one dimensional you can only function in /misc/ lingo and can't appreciate any of the nuance of the characters
this is assuming you actually played the game, which you didn't because you are an underaged favela monkey on a cell phone that doesnt even own a pc
>nobody wants to frick a jaundice toad monkey acid victim
>YOU'RE MISSING THE NUANCE
you go frick her. Hell I know an acid victim, she's waiting for a guy like you to show up and appreciate all the nuance dripping off her damaged pores you sicko
>you can only function in /misc/ lingo
>first word of the post is kek
ALL THESE PEOPLE DO IS PROJECT
>She is actually well-written, so you HAVE to find her attractive, even though she looks like a grotesque, loosely humanoid, loosely female being without a nose, vomit-green skin, spots, weird stretch marks, and baby teeth.
No, no matter how had you mentally ill neobolshevik activists astroturf and subvert, normal people will never be attracted to the monsters you create.
>Makes thread about personality
>Only lists physical qualities of the women while fawning over the male personalities
I say this without irony, you are incapable of seeing women as anything more than physical objects and until you move past it you will never experience real love
>a generational virgin (likely sodomite or transsexual) pretends to be an authority on real love
>shames normal people into finding grotesque, mutilated, loosely-female beings attractive enough to romance
You are deeply mentally ill. No matter how hard you propagandize, you will never be able to subvert evolutionary biology. You will never be able to astroturf people into finding dysgenic and disfigured beings attractive. You will never be able to take control of human attraction, the major histocompatibility complex, and assortative mating. No amount of activism will be enough.
Ok show my post and yours to a normal person, tell them you are discussing a video game, and ask them who they think is unhinged
I eagerly await your findings
Roughly 96% of the world's population is against homosexuals, and homosexuality is illegal in roughly 80% of all nations on the planet. So, that's that.
100% of evolutionary biologists substantiate that male attraction is primarily and overwhelmingly dictated by facial symmetry, heterozygous recessive alleles that express for novel phenotypical signifiers, proportionality that signals fertility and youth, adipose tissue volume in the breasts, vestigial from when the species had estrus, phenotypical signifiers that communicate allelic synchrony, to facilitate assortative mating, and olfactory-signalled MHC molecules and steroid/peptide hormone derivatives that bind to androstenol receptors in the olfactory bulb.
Ergo, men are attracted to attractive, youthful, and fertile women, and not dysgenic, disfigured "women".
>>a relatively attractive, relatively feminine, relatively soft-spoken humanoid (that 99.9999% of the playerbase chose to romance), that reveals an extremely promiscuous past, 40 hours into the game
Why are you like this?
Why am I like what? Factual?
>premium male fantasy bait
It's literally a deformed woman who's a chronic b***h, a boring woman who thinks being secretive doesn't get old after 5 minutes with a stick up her ass, a dyke, and an evil woman that will lock you out of multiple characters and also has broken triggers so you don't even get anything good
>goalposts go hurtling from all the men put out in act one to I like the male companions better
bro?
I don't have to be gay to see someone has a high value on the market. And i like the male companions despite and ignoring their gay dialogue.
All the female companions are horrid. Written to be as unlikeable as possible. Karlach talks like a gearbox character straight out of Borderlands.
This isn't a gay confession. I'm saying this game is favouring homosexuals more than straight men and it's annoying. I just want a normal girl, that isn't ugly evil or takes 70 hours of jumping through hoops and walking on ice just to romance.
If wyl had a sister I'd choose that
>I don't want to romance a woman I want a prostitute
You will fix Shadowheart and make quarter elven babies with her AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Genuinely why the frick aren't there prostitutes in the game? And why couldn't I frick a tieflings at the camp party that was celebrating MY achievement? There were like 4 b***hes there and they were all conveniently with their boyfriends or too drunk to talk? Frick off
Theres a brothel in Baldur's Gate but you need a partner to bang the twins and I never bothered asking about the other two options
Ok anons you get to pick 1 companion to take with you to the 4some. Who do you pick
I'd probably pick wyl. No homo, he's just cool.
There's literally a prostitutehouse
An Incubus you can frick too
The males have the best personalities too.
>Wyll, Gale and Haslin are extremely nice and are bros when they're not trying to groom you
>Astarion is dangerously based and has the best banter
Meanwhile
>the frog is a schizophrenic that's constantly trying to get you killed
>Karlach is an extremely annoying Yas Queen Slay
>the Drow is bugged and ruins any playthrough that isn't evil
>Shadowheart is the only normal one
>Shadowheart is the only normal one
Shadowheart suffers from a terminal case of the boring. Out of all of them I just can't get invested in her character.
Boring is normal. You can also make her doubled down on her religion which makes her more "passionate" in the latter half of the game.
Not disagreeing with you, just saying out of the the five female companions she's the most waifu-able.
This, I didn't think about it because she's the only option, but if there was any other girl available I'd drop SH. She's given nothing as a character other than she has secrets that She'll tell you with a dice roll difficulty of 5.
Make Baldur's Gate r64 and it would be fricking perfect
>fem astarion is a posh lady vampire with white hair, and a gothic e-girlta dress
>Fem wyl is a sweaty black tomboy
>Fem gale is a loose wizard with curly hair
>fem Halsin is a tall Amazonian muscle lady that carries you into the forest to breed savagely
And suddenly all the girls turning into men would be fine
>The githyankie is ugly so it doesn't matter
>Shadowheart becomes some boring emo guy
>Karlach becomes a bro instead of the cringe lord she normally is
>we could be living in this reality
>trapped in the Berenstain Hell-universe
Nah, Shadowheart and Lae'zel are 10/10 waifus
Cope
Why does everyone hate frog? She's like a based klingon you can redeem(with your wiener)
>She's like a based klingon
If she were a based klingon the main option for sex would be Strength: "No, YOU follow. I lead."
?????
that is literally her sex scene
The responses to her demanding you submit are
>okay
>I don't want to have sex
Larian really sucks ass at writing dialogue and player agency into the game.
your character must be b***h made cause I had a dominate option and there was a dice roll
other anons had her engage in open combat with them during the lead up
>I had a dominate option and there was a dice roll
That option exists if you're half-orc. Will you tell
more about the time/situation?
had it as a drow, i forget what type of check it was intimidation or something
>drow
Well, was it the first time she comes to you in camp for boning?
She just wants to lick your sweaty pits anon let her
Also...don't they lay eggs? How does she even have a vagoon?
birds and lizards have sex u dumb moron
They rub buttholes together.
they have designated breeders and everyone else gets to frick without consequence. sounds pretty good to me.
>main option for sex would be
Bro you fricking duel her to establish sexual dominance.
>establish sexual dominance
>she fricks a black the next day
hahaha
Wait I didn't get that option as a half-orc, what the frick
>If she were a based klingon the main option for sex would be Strength: "No, YOU follow. I lead."
Already been done better
Laezel is for the tsun audience
Wenduag is shit
It's not even funny how Pathfinder got so brutally mogged by bg3.
As much as I jokingly harp on the female companions in bg3 I'd rather take getting raped by a bear over talking to any wotw character. What an abysmal, unlikeable game. Felt like it was AI generated from gaming journalists off twitter
>I'd rather take getting raped by a bear
We know.
The only are it got mogged in is the graphics.
Only the most mind broken homosexual on tumblr with a trans flag in their bio could ever like the dialogue in owlcat games.
Level design? Literally just shitty convoluted mazes with random enemy placement. It doesn't feel like fun combat it feels like chores.
Genuinely nothing in Pathfinder is good. Now that Baldur's Gate 3 exists, it's like comparing canned chicken to McDonald's.
>it's like comparing garbage to trash
There you go, more accurate and not food related. Fatty.
Ugly. Thats it. She's ugly.
She grew on me, she's a based moron
I always ALWAYS bring her and Astarion. Everyone else is just a literal who plus 1 to the party
Her kind is annoying
You best believe I cleaned out that creche
Her entire race doesn't make any sense. They look like scrawny orcs with birth defect philtrums.
They can travel through dimensions flying dragons and their at war with C'thulu.
The entire species feels like an OC donut steel some morons thought would be original in a DnD setting, when instead I lose all immersion because I'm constantly reminded how insane the Githyanki actually are.
Hideous. Her nose doesn't look like it's meant to be that way, it looks like someone took an unfired clay model and uppercut it for a laugh.
She also has the body of an 80 year old woman who hasn't had a drop to drink for days.
Not gonna lie, I feel sorry for straights with how unappealing Lazael is, but Karlach is cute, nice and has nothing of the 'slay queen b***h' personality she gets accused of. And as for the not being able to touch part, I'm actually romancing Gale and you get frick all until Act2 with him as well. Don't fall for the 'LOL you make one bad comment and Gale rapes your ass' moronation of the /misc/ tards. You can have a lot more and a lot earlier with both Shadowheart and Lazael. (and Astarion).
Of course a homosexual sodomite would like the redditor bulldyke skinwalking as a westernized bastardization of a tomboy. She is practically the stereotypical chick in a company of homosexual men. She curses like a sailor, she doesn't have a feminine bone in her body, she is inoffensive and bland, and she is a DEI-officer approved mary sue. Not to mention she looks like a male-to-female transsexual that used to compete in Mister Olympia.
>she doesn't have a feminine bone in her body
Karlach? More feminine than most of my coworkers
Her sex scene is of her deadlifting you, you pathetic sodomite, anal-wormed cretin.
That's quintessentially feminine in the eyes of a "person" that lets men penetrate his shit-filled rectum until he suffers from fecal incontinence, I guess.
Uhh whatever man, I try not to think about homosexuals but you do you
>asserts karlach is feminine
>he is easily rebutted by pointing out that her sex scene is her deadlifting the male player character, in a sexual position that is quite common for standing penetration.
>Having a female lift you up and manhandle you, is apparently feminine behavior, and karlach was designed as a feminine woman, and not as a transsexual.
>proceeds to deflect, citing the person that called him out for being a homosexual, is actually a homosexual for not enjoying a bulldyke troony lifting him up and tossing him around.
You people are deeply mentally ill.
Imagine being buckbroken by a straight sex scene goddamn
Man, just stop it already. It was gay as frick and I try to romance her.
You're homos for ever romancing Karlach
>straight
A woman deadlifting you, and you leglocking her, is only technically heterosexual, you gargantuan homosexual.
The scene is quite literally a homosexual scene, and it was explicitly designed to be a homosexual scene. It's a generic standing penetration scene, with a twist of the dominant party not having a penis.
>Technically heterosexual
>Literally homosexual
>Everything I don't like is homosexual
Well, you do you anon.
That's the worst thing about sex scenes in this game. Every scene was meant to be possible to see if you play as either a man or a woman so they look boring or straight up gay if you play as a guy. (Except Minthara's bj but it can still work the same if you play as a female)
>romancing Gale and you get frick all until Act2 with him as well.
This is exactly what I see get ignored entirely. So many have been hyperbolic about Gale's romance arc. The only character that I know that hit's the hay with you the soonest is Lae'zel but everyone looks aside from that. Making a big fuss over nothing when it comes to Gale. Even though his is a slow burn much like Shadowheart's and Karlach's.
>A frog b***h with jaundice
Don't talk shit about my wife
She looks like a microwaved floridan retiree
it's even funnier when you find out that if your main char is a woman then gale/halsin/astarion dont put out immediately and you have to work towards straight romance. also shadowchud wants to frick female protag immediately lol
>gale halsin astarion don't put out immediately if you have a female pc
Astarion tried to bone me at the party and I don't even think I'd talked to him after recruiting. I killed Gale on that playthrough though so idk if he still would've tried to jump me and shadowheart only gave me a kiss
This is how I'm playing, Halsin is still a rapist trying to rape just because I was nice to him at the party (I didn't even ask for a drink with him, I told him to go have fun by himself). I'm just not gonna apologize, not gonna do it.
I cut the weave off on GAYle and he's left me alone ever since. I don't know what everyone else's problem is, I think you guys are just severely autistic and can't pick up on social cues
well yeah youre right. i cant pick up the social cues because i have never interacted with gay people ever. theyre nonexistant around here.
Unironically wish I lived in your shithole wherever it is.
Minthara bugs out around act 2. From what I've read she was not meant to be a major companion, but she was very popular and got put in to other acts later. She is basiclly unfinshed.
>I'm just disappointed in the lack of female romance options.
You're unironically too greedy. You have Shadowheart, Karlach, Lae'zel, and Minthara.
Shadowheart is your Viconia / Morrigan standin
Karlach is your spunky and optimistic tomboy.
Lae'zel is your tsundere bad girl who you can mellow out.
And Minthara is there for dudes who wanna stick their dick in crazy. Yeah, her romance is bugged, but Larian has already confirmed they're gonna fix it with patches
> toad mutant,
And? She's not even ugly. She's basically a green elf with an upturned nose.
>an annoying butch demon of cringe
Actually she's the tomboy archetype that Ganker fetishes.
>that you can't even fricking touch,
Her quest is about fixing her body so that you CAN touch her. She, like all companions, has two sex scenes
>and a literal cultist that won't put out for dozens of hours.
Why is this an issue?
>if you're straight You only have 1 option
literal lie
>so basically you have a b***h, a dyke, a dyke b***h, and a psycho
Not even that anon but cmon the personalities on the male characters are so much better, even as a straight man
I will give you that, and that's absolutely currentyear influence. Karlach is the only one actually friendly and nice from the beginning. (Although I had to kill the drow on sight, but I'm guessing it wouldn't have made a difference.)
>she's the tomboy archetype that Ganker fetishes
Ganker does not fetishise FRICK YES FRICKING RIGHT FRICK YOU FRICK THAT FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK dialogue
Karlach is two doors down from Forespoken girl
>That's not fricking fair is it. And not only that the gay characters proposition you on sight, meanwhile you have to listen to shadowhearts Scientology seminar before you even think about getting her to call you friend.
10/10 for realism, Larian
straightgay here
fricked all the women in camp, ended the game with shadowheart, feels good
I like how every complaint here can be applied to straight men and women
>I just want to be friends, why does he assume being nice = sex?
>Why is he mad that I rejected him I don't hate him I just don't want to frick
>Why does he keep trying to flirt with me when I tell him no?
Not entitled to friendship
Wrong. Women only get mad when the guy is ugly and gay men will frick anyone that asks. Straight men never get proposition for sex
Are you autistic or something
>no rebuttal
>resorts to name calling
Have this L
>Straight men never get proposition for sex
I have been.
No, he is talking about the fact that women will say those things to straight men. Women can't be nice to men or hang out with them without men assuming it's a proposition to frick or a relationship, women who reject men get shit on or will make the rejected man upset even though it's not a personal thing, men will keep trying to flirt with women even after being told no
All of that is the same as BG3. You now know how it feels like
Ah, so it's activism against heterosexual males and the patriarchy. I see.
I thought this was a video-game, and not a vehicle for social activism. I stand corrected.
Look what you did now you're going to get a bunch of teenagers replying to you about how often they get hit on by fat b***hes on Omegle, and then calling you and incel.
>Why is this man trying to have anal sex with me, i.e. another man?
>Why is every character a non-reproductive fetishist?
he fricked a crazy b***h goddess. safe to say he's perma horny and wants to stick his dick in everything
That's what makes him being so horny for you seem so unbelievable, like why would anyone settle for a mere mortal scrub like the player character after having had divine pussy?
bored?
everyone would imagine they would never get bored of goddess pussy or pussy for that matter, but if you are practically immortal i imagine there is no way you wouldn't want to try everything
because she dumped him and now he wants to chase that high all over again
>don't even really like shadowheart but she's basically the only frickable option for a straight man
>Start killing the goblin camp
>kill mithara
>thought she was hot
>loot her
>She drops...panties?
>Get the feeling I made a big mistake
>Find out she could have been a companion
>It's already act 2 and too late to undo my frickin
I found out in Act 1 and you couldn't even revive her. Why the frick not?
Because le choices, even though True Resurrection exists in DnD
she's only a companion if you are an evil person, and even then she's bugged as frick right now so its better to wait til she's fixed before romancing her.
Minthara is broken right now. There's tons of dialogue and strings that were found and Larian said she is all bugged. Could be till patch 1 or maybe even patch 2 till she gets fixed. Basiclly she is Early Access right now.
Do people honestly believe it's an accident? They know if she wasn't bugged most people wouldn't even bother with the mentally ill OCs they expect us to get pegged by. Despite the choices they claim give the game it's depth, they really only want the game played in a certain way.
Doesn't matter, you'll have to do a new playthrough for her anyway since she's bugged.
i actually feel offended he never hit on me
but then again i only use and talk to froggirl, gothgirl, gayampire
bi vampire
And now y'all know what it's like to be sexually harassed. Only this is a video game, and women deal with this in real life
Get this rancid bait out of here. This is amateur hour
This was why I was scared to pick all the "nice" dialogue options, I had no idea what would lead to someone flirting with me or not so my guy is just kinda acts neutral to everyone and lets his actions speak for him
*notices your good deed*
damn *smacks lips* da protag be lookin ZESTY tonite
when will Halsin join my party?
He's just chilling in my camp and can't tell him to join me
Although I'm not at the Moonrise Towers yet
when u let him bear hug u
You have to do his quest and he either immediately becomes a party member or joins at the start of act 3 I can't remember
>halsin is super friendly and always positive
>constantly has to get gay and ruin it
holy shit man stop
This, I genuinely thought he was the coolest guy, I did all his fricking quests because I wanted a Druid in my party. Now I need to pass a gay vibe in conversation before he picks up the slack? The frick is this.
>bro my level 1 character nuked a goddess and has a literal bomb in his chest so the whole party needs to revolve my character
The characters aren't level 1
It sounds really gay (and I know this) but I'm just happy a game has so much variation and has so much recognition that a thread like this can happen.
my dick twitched a little near the start when Shadowheart said "try not to dream about tying me up" but overall i havent cared enough to romance any of the companions
Do I really get locked out of 4 characters if I help Minthara? I wanted to have her, Karlach and Halsin but I suppose they're too moralgay for that. Absolutely no way?
You loose out on Wyll, Karlach and Halsin for sure if you are going evil and helping her.
Why the frick would Halsin join you after you slaughter the grove
I thought I could keep him in the prison and have him join later.
I reiterate: why would he join the people who slaughtered an entire druid grove full of innocents plus a few shadow druids.
Because he's in the prison, he wouldn't necessarily know who did it. Also, you can give Minthara fake information so the raid never happens and she's still friendly to get saved at Moonlight tower.
So it's impossible to get Minthara and Halsin? Like what if you don't kill the goblin leaders and head straight to the tower, what next?
That's what I'm thinking, there has to be a way to keep Halsin safe while the goblins leave for Moonrise. If you try to escort him out they all go hostile permanently, including Minthara.
>Free Halsin
>Tell him to not fight the leaders you'll deal with them yourself
>Go the Underdark
>Go to the Towers
What happens then, do the goblins just kill Halsin or what? What if you kill every gobbo but Minthara?
You can kill every small goblin in the room and it shouldn't aggro the rest of the camp, and if you tell him to stay put he should theoretically stay there
Apparently you can get both by skipping the grove shit entirely, but the game doesn't have flags that acknowledge this and you get a bunch of immersion breaking bugs.
Listen man I want drow pussy as much as the next red blooded American, and I hate those Grove homies with a burning passion.
But she wants goblins to take over. Goblins. As bad as tieflings and hippies are, goblins are worse.
I mean, she's mind controlled into that like all the absolute c**ts
>Goblins.
Well Vola needs some pussy too.
>No tiefling male romance option
>No dragonborn male romance option
>No dwarf male romance option
This game wasn't made for me
I'm sorry anon. I agree there definitely should've been a variety of romance options in terms of the different fantasy races. Hopefully Larian takes that into account next time? At least there's Halsin along with Gale. I'm just glad it's not only Astarion that's a same-sex male romance option.
You have worms in your ass and your brain buddy. Do a parasite cleanse stat
Why is this so well drawn?
Illustrated by a fan artist who has incredible talent, evidently.
Fujoshis are the most powerful race in the world
>thought gale was gonna teach me wizard shit
>gets all flirty and touchy
>I gag
Basically rape
>decline advancements
>get to shadowlands
>do one fight
>"Fighting next to you turns me on so much."
it just makes zero fricking sense, especially when the context is he's in a position because of his love with a goddess. it's not game ending or anything like that, but fricking christ it is so, so, so annoying that everyone EXCEPT YOUR FEMALE COMPANIONS are ready to jump you at any second. karlach gets a pass though given her condition
>tfw second playthrough is easy with karmic dice for the romance
>Astarion's master is some chink vampire with the gaygiest voice in the game
Why would they do that
It's symbolism- Asterion never wanted to be gay, he w as forced into it by an even bigger demonic homo. Just like irl. Larian is based.
Would it be so fricking hard to have the other characters shuffle away a bit when you start these conversations so it actually makes sense to be talking as if alone?
>Be in act 3
>Have had sex with no one even Withers asks me why im not having sex
But Ganker told me you can't walk 2 steps without getting laid
>Withers asks me why I'm an incel
>no matter the response he always replies "and that is why you're alone"
>withers pulls you aside because he's afraid you're going to shoot up the Elfsong Tavern
Based god of death
I FRICKED THE EMPEROR
AND I LIKED IT
Is there an ending where me and him be lovers forever
based Balduran fricker
Are you serious, he's Balduran? How did he end up like that?
Well, do you remember how he was stranded on that werewolf island?
Turns out that Larian threw all of that out lol
what larian did doesn't contradict the establish canon, just makes it awfully convenient
Awfully.
That is what pisses me off the most.
>want to show love and camaraderie to my bros in the party
>all these options lead to gay sex.
it is all so tiresome.
>Don't pick the gay option when first presented
>They remain bro tier for the rest of the game
simple as
nice gaslighting homosapien they all lead to gay sex.
I guess my game is bugged then
Balduran being a rogue mindflayer doesn't bother me at all tbh
Honestly if they’re gonna go all in on body type / pronouns shit in the character creator, something for sexuality would’ve been welcome.
homosexuals trying to play it off as a bug but intentionally designed ambush homosex to force your character to be gay in order to antagonize percieved ideological enemies is very on brand for the kind of leftist trash they got at Larian
>i just wanted a wizard bro
>why is he like this
this sound weirdly similar to a female friend about some guys she thought she was just friends with who got super clingy and weird, and she had to ditch as friends
This is the 40 time this thread has been made and the 50 this point was brought up. Is this site a scratched disk?
Well, I guess I could use yet another reminder that I'm unoriginal as all frick
frick me
It's a shame but just to be sure my character is straight up butthole to all the male companions. Funny enough, Astarion seems to take it the best making him the biggest bro of the punch. What a fricking wierd circumstaces.
Why you got to be like that? I am telling you it will be more than obvious when it comes a companions romantic undertones. Just don't pick the dialogue options that suggest any interest.
Because within the homosexual mindset ANYTHING can be understood as showing interest. "Bad weather today huh?". "Are you cold? Please stuff your fist up my ass."
You sound unhinged.
Totally.
>Hey want to practice magic bro?
Sure man I'm a sorcerer, I love showing off magic, I'll pick all the [sorcerer] options and show off
>Narrator: You lean in real close, feel the moment, and are about to make out
No what the frick I wanted to compare magic tricks not wieners
It's more like.
>Do you wish to see what captivated me about my former lover?
It's really not, or so many people wouldn't be caught by it. Companions in RPGs do that sort of thing all the time when they're about to give you a quest or some back ground or whatever.
Astarion is very clear, he makes a straightforward play, I say no, he drops the subject and goes back to lockpicking. No problem at all. Gale and the druid straight up tricked me into activating a flag I'm not into.
I don't know what else to tell you anon. The romantic undertone was about as subtle as a solar flare. It's a wonder to me how many fell into it.
That's your own opinion. What's a fact, not an opinion, is that a lot of people did trigger the romances accidentally.
It can be hard to tell the difference between party member wanting to wax lyrical about their past or party member subtly flirting, especially when you're trying to err on the side of caution and not miss a character quest.
It's an annoying problem. I'm waiting for a mod that adds [Romance] tags on the appropriate dialogue options.
I guess read the room better next time. Or wait until said mod gets made.
>I guess read the room better next time.
You keep ignoring the main point; this isn't just a me problem. This is a common problem a lot of people are having.
Ya we can maybe tag it like a trigger that will warn you
I'm not triggered by Astarion, because his dialogue options were obvious, and I could just say no thanks and move on. Jesus. I'm not begrudging you your preferences, I just don't want to be walking on eggshells trying to stick to my own.
Its not a trick. Just likely up to that point you're no pursuing, then suddenly at the party they make every romance progress at the same time. I simply believe they shouldnt have done this.
>You can steal back the gold you spend to withers
suddenly death doesn't seem so punishing.
>all the men are gays
Wait if I play a female characters what are my straight romance options
They are all bisexual. The men and the women too. They can all develop romantic feelings for your character be it if your a man or a woman. They also flirt with one another in occasional banter. Some are even open to polyamory.
Shit so my female character have to deny all the chicks advancement too lol?
What a bizarre fricking situation
I guess it’s the safest option for the dev in the current political setting
All companions are player sexual.
>go on a date with Karlach
>all nice talking
>get to the sex scene
>she womanhandles my paladin that's bigger than her
>likely puts her fingers in your ass
t-thanks
>likely puts her fingers in your ass
she did more than that, anon
i had sex with balduran, a sentence i never thought id write
sucks we're forced to bottom
the man. thing founded baldurs gate
also it was vague, if you frick him in his guardian form it looks like you topped him
>visit the monastery because she wanted to
>show the morons the artifact
>queen wants me to kill the guardian but frick that
>get out and kill everyone is self defense
>this fricking moron still thinks it's just a test of faith by her b***h queen
This frog is legit moronic
That's part of her appeal
>githyanki is a moron
No shit.
give her a minute, she easily becomes the least stupid of the pack once she drops hag queen
They really need to add options to turn off gay shit, it disgusts me to such an extent that I just want to close the game.
is there a sex scene with the guardian?
Yes.
Is there a...non mindflayer version? I want to frick the guardian I actually spent time making in the character creator, not Squidward
yes, you can choose to frick balduran as himself or as your guardian
does your love interest get mad?
nope but there is a comedic scene where the party finds you but they only see him in his illitid form
There is but in the end you are still sleeping with a mind flayer. There's no if, ands, or buts about it. You wake up next to him in his true form.
I had that scene where Gale teaches you some basic magic or whatever and he gets that dreamy look on his face... fricking homosexual garbage, can't be friends with men in video games it has to be fricking homosexualry. I hate society.
Balduran's residue gayness is infecting everyone through the tadpoles, Gale and Wyll are otherwise 100% heterosexual otherwise.
Are any of the girls goodhearted innocent virgins? Otherwise I'm staying single.
Shadowheart is a pure girl who's just brainwashed by a cult.
Her ending is tradwife at a farm.
You wouldn't lie to me would you anon? This would make me happy.
yes. no cows on the farm for some reason, apparently bulls are in high demand
Shadowheart is quite literally bragging about her promiscuous past, and her sex training that allows her to untie knots with her tongue. She is the loosest prostitute in the entire cast. Canonically.
No virgins. Virginity is not allowed in neobolshevism. You will have to settle with the dysgenic green goblin, that eventually mellows out and asserts you are "blood-bonded". If you break up with her, she will say you were her first and last love, so there's that. She is the only female that appears to be actually in love and committed to you.
>Shadowheart is quite literally bragging about her promiscuous past, and her sex training that allows her to untie knots with her tongue.
source also, that's hot
>source
The shar-route.
When you ask her about your relationship, she states the kiss you shared was hardly her first, and proceeds to regale you about the "training" she engaged in during her time in the House of Grief. She elaborates on the way she and her fellow acolytes skirted around the rules of no intimacy and relationships, by reframing the sexual acts as rirtuals or training sessions to become better acolytes and do Shar's bidding. She concludes by states she will make use of the same method so you two can have sex, without angering Shar.
Then, she invites you to a remote place, where there's a statue of Selune. She spills the blood of the Selunite aasimar(Nightsong) all over the Statue, to blaspheme against Selune, and has sex with you. Shar is not angered, because the sex act is a blasphemous ritual against Selune.
>Shar is not angered, because the sex act is a blasphemous ritual against Selune.
Damn, I had hoped Shar doesn't see anal as sex.
I guess it's the frog or nothing
Her kind doesn’t seek monogamous relationships either. They look to sex only for pleasure. Excel for those that are chosen to be able to bear offspring.
you can find these guy dead later in the game.
Im gonna be honest bros, after getting to act 3, im kinda losing interest, the game feels unfinished, and the game only having 5-6 companions ALL TOGETHER feels so shit, and i heard if you be FULLY evil the game just reduces your content extremely, the fact there isnt a single new companion in Act 2 or 3 is so fricking gay and lame, youre just stuck with the same 4-5 people you meet as soon as you start the game
Im lowing my score from a high 8 to a 6, and i feel like its how ALOT of people are starting to feel now that the rose tinted glasses are wearing off
i actally a gree it feels really boring the more i play
I see what you mean. I was kind of dissapointed to realize you only explore the undercity section of Baldur's Gate. With the only location of the uppercity being Ramazith's Tower and event then it was only a portion of it. Think Larian will do a definitive edition and implement cut content and add newer bits? I've heard Larian doesn't really do DLC. But it would be nice if this game got a proper expansion or something. Overall I have enjoyed my experience, I just wished we got to the city sooner and there was more to explore.
apparently larian had to fix the last third of DOS2 because it was so garbage, but I don't know much more than that
Who is Jaheira and Minsc
>the fact there isnt a single new companion in Act 2 or 3 is so fricking gay and lame
You get Jaheira and Halsin in act 2
and why the frick would an rpg introduce new companions in the last act when you have almost no time to get to use or know them compared to the others.
And yeah being fully evil means you are going to be killing mostly everyone which means you are gonna lose out on content.
You are such a dumb homosexual
Act 3 is the worst but not for any reason you listed. It has the most content, best area, most things to explore, and takes into account the most of the players choices up until this point, which is why it sucks shit when the game railroads you into the endgame questline
>and why the frick would an rpg introduce new companions in the last act
Dragon Age Origins: Loghain
Baldur's Gate 2 ToB: Sarevok
Mass Effect 2: Legion
you fell for the bait anon, everyone on the planet agrees that every that logthain and especially legion suffer from being injected far too late into the game, you are practically forced to pick up legion near the endgame in order to get the best outcome
>and why the frick would an rpg introduce new companions in the last act
Because it can be a powerful narrative tool, moron.
really hard to get super attached to a character you picked up on the side of the road when near the finish line dipshit, you've already probably have a specific team you've been using for the last 10 or so hours so why the frick am i gonna take the time to get to know, talk to, learn how best to use a character this late in the game
Maybe it's a shit game.
You're supposed to weave in a character throughout the story to make you invested in them. The payoff is recruiting them.
nta but there are two characters you can recruit in act 3
with a total of 10 recruitable characters, 9 possible to have at once
I know. I'm just saying.
>youre just stuck with the same 4-5 people
>grinch lady
>gothlady
>bi vampire
>gayle
>will smith
>gay bear
>homobait karla
>drow bawd
>elg gilf
>bald man
>4 or 5 people
i guess i'd only call some of them people too
>all of those are people you can recruit in 1 playthrough
have a nice day immediatly
anon, you can recruit 8 of them in a single playthrough.
>there isnt a single new companion in Act 2 or 3
?
>the fact there isnt a single new companion in Act 2 or 3 is so fricking gay and lame
>youre just stuck with the same 4-5 people
>and i heard if you be FULLY evil the game just reduces your content extremely
Ah, so this is either bait, you haven't played the game or more likely you are speaking from firsthand experience on what a fully evil playthrough is like and angry that it resulted in dead companions/missed out on companions
>REALLY BRO FRICK FRICK YEAH FRICKK
Karlach gays are so cringe
Be a man, and break the frog whoville b***h into submission
Damn, makes Wenduag look like miss universe in comparison.
Actually glad I was bros with her instead of fricking her in my first and therefore canon playthrough
>my first and therefore canon playthrough
Ah I see you're a fellow man of culture, like me.
i fricked her twice and broke it off with her, it made for a more interesting friendship since the game surprisingly acknowledges the fling and that she is an ex.
>mistreating the pure, precious muffin
it's what she wants, and more importantly what i want