I killed her in the cage. On the spot. No questions asked.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i let him peg me in the ass. No questions asked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her
      I typed too fast, its 3 am

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh so it's coomshit and gay one at that good to know

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her
      I typed too fast, its 3 am

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly as frick.
    Why is Larian so fricking cringe?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian didn't design the Githyanki, zoomie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably the best looking design you can make a Githyanki.
      Their defining traits are sickly yellow skin and voldemort nose, so theres not a lot of room for appealing design

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    githyanki are annoying as frick i dont blame you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even in traditional DnD, both Gith's aren't interesting in the slightest.
      I think I've played with every race pre-spelljammer except the two Giths. They're not even bad options, it's just no one even considers them options.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Githyanki are literally just Drow except maybe 5% nicer. Everything else is the same

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even worse, they have hyper specific lore that rarely is cohesive with any story.
          Like, if you want to play a Drow, a story about growing up underground can fit anywhere.
          But frickin Astral Plane, space hopping, ex-mind flayer slaves with an identical ancestry that they just frickin hate for no reason is not going to fit in any campaign not specifically made for it.
          So not only are they uglier, less defined Drow on the surface, digging any deeper only makes them worse for a player.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bang Laezel in act 1
    >Bang Karlach in act 2
    >Bang Shadowheart in act 3
    Canon playthrough btw.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did the same but reloaded, I was hoping you get the two tieflings instead or something but nothing.
    Does this b***h ever become likeable? Maybe I took the wrong path with her dialogue tree but she's still an ass after like 9 hours of gameplay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She became likable to me when after your fifth long rest you come across an event where you get to slit her throat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've let her die, now you're gonna be pegged.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now you're gonna be pegged.
        I made the protag into an amazonian futa tiefling so I doubt that. No femdom for me this run.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kobe's ghost is still with us I see.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The resemblance is uncanny.
      Honestly probably going to kill her eventually. I thought I was about to fight her when she got extremely booty blasted for stepping in during the Tiefling interrogation.
      I'm the main character b***h I will drive this hand axe so far down into your FAS-looking underdeveloped skull Shadowheart would be able to scissor with it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking Voldemort looking ass b***h

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should probably have done the same. No she's just in my camp and every second rest she tries to murder someone.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is the perfect type for all the nerds playing this game bahahahah

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute and her thighs and ass are quite visible through her default armour so gg

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same. Completely unlikeable lizard deserved nothing but death for how she treats you and your friends.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wenduang but worse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wenduag atleast had a nice portrait and a 'softish' spot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just shows that could be a being rude is worst than being a psychotic demonic cannibal that crawls to anyone stronger, and i love her

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong. The MULTIPLE times she did that really got on my nerves. But those sexy dubble throwing axes were just too good to pass up. I just headcanoned that my Lich turned Legend deathknight MC fricked her back in line. Same with Cammy.

          This b***h is too ugly for me to even do that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lae'zel opens up a bit later on. The two characters are pretty similar, you're just able to "break in" Wendy a lot faster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wenduang but worse
      *Wenduang but better. She's not a fricking insane demon worshiping schizo who murders her own family and eats their corpses so she's MUCH better than Wendu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing can be worse than Wenduag. she is atleast a bit better than she will ever be.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she is cute. There is a moment when you can call her out for using the term deepling and she gives you the cutest smile

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the pic of her in hipster glasses again please? I find it extremely cute for some reason. I lost it when purging porn earlier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone PLEASE. I’m going to bed but I’ll check back in the morning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone PLEASE. I’m going to bed but I’ll check back in the morning.

      This? You better reply homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon you’re the best.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purging porn
      I hope you moronic homosexuals actually do this stupid shit in hopes you become a healthy superchad, instead of the sexless, angsty eternal 17 year old you'll remain because you don't know how hormone homeostasis works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You used a lot of words I don't understand. So I respect you now. Panopticon forever, but you shouldn't attempt to take the doctor's position just because you're bored.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She ugly but something about her exagerrated movements and cute alien reactions make me wanna smash.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post her naked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth the ban tbh.. Look at her ugly hag skin

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here i gotta say I hope all AAA devs fricking kys because this game has more content and more soul put into it than any dogshit you've put out

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ate elves
    'ate humans
    'ate tieflings
    'ate goblins
    'ate squirrels

    luv me frog wife, simple as

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed that white haired homosexual as soon as i got the chance on the beach at the start of the game.
    Don't care if he is some op character miss me with that gay shit Black person.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paladin friend frees shazza to break his oath
    >kills shazza to make her a good goblin
    >"guys I can pick her up"
    >stuffs her corpse in his inventory, then in his chest at camp
    >we have a good laugh and forget she's there
    >hours later my sorc learns how to speak to corpses from a funny magic book
    >we talk to a couple corpses to see how it works
    >suddenly shouts "SHAZZA"
    >oh my God
    >immediately teleport to camp and pull a dead goblin out of her storage box (it is not a coffin as it also holds things that are actually useful)
    >talk to the corpse
    >ask her who killed her just to rub it in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making me want to buy this shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no hidden companions right?

        pirate it homie, its an amazing game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If a game is good I am morally obligated to buy it, even if it's made by homosexuals

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            do it m8, fricking do it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No balls gayget.
            It's actually a good game. I'm loving Wyll being a fricking chuuni homiebro with his rapier and dark magic mommy. Who I'm totally NOT going to try to NTR ;^)

            I also spied there's a mod to increase party sizes. Has anyone experimented with it? 4 is really just too restricting to me so I'm thinking a party 5 with Karlach, Wyll, Gale, and Shadowheart

            Also anywhere I can buy some clothes? My mage armor gives me a higher AC but I must've sold all the stuff I had so running around naked with a cape is the best option I got.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              doubt wyll cares about mizora like that when he would rather never see her again

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's gonna NTR you anon... he's packing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he lacks critical information
                don't take wyll pants off

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                too late senpai

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I also spied there's a mod to increase party sizes. Has anyone experimented with it? 4 is really just too restricting to me so I'm thinking a party 5 with Karlach, Wyll, Gale, and Shadowheart
              Update on this, trying to install with the patcher gives me this error
              target window checksum mismatch: XD3_INVALID_INPUT
              Using the pirated GoG rip. If any anons have any experience with this mod I'd appreciate the help.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person just follow the instructions and put it in the data folder holy shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        talking to corpses has been unexpectedly delightful
        except one stubborn NPC who instead of the usual "the corpse is silent" dialogue said something along the lines of
        >The corpse is willing to speak, but not to her killer.
        bitch

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron, use disguise self

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        gog dash games dot com

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can always delete brlcked save and start over. Do better this time.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is the problem? Meanwhile you have a mage who snacks on your enchanted gear in your party, wasting resources.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can feed him some pretty junk uncommons. apparently in ea they had to be much higher quality

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until modders do their work?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How long until modders do their work?
      they did months ago in early access

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks way better than the pug version

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this really all it takes
        they made her ugly on purpose

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Githyanki

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the race is ugly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I love modding games so much.
        Go on, industry woke types, make all the characters ugly as sin and take out breast sliders while leaving in all the penis modification. I'll be sitting here correcting all your garbage with mods.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are all githniaki (whatever the frick lazael is) such ungrateful buttholes

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just killed the gith after the dragon rider fricked off I had to save scum to get them to actually aggro though because I had bliss spores. It was a hard fight I guess. Those crossbow guys are c**ts. Had Lae'zal in my party for the fight and dialog. Honestly she's pretty strong at level 5. The menacing attack made a real difference in the fight even though my pc was going absolutely ape shit because of the spores

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't stop fricking her bros

    also, i put her underwear on shadowheart and now shadowheart wears nothing but that

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, should've said "please".

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her big areola are very cute

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep killing everyone I meet. None of these characters are cool.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she was wearing a nosehook would there even be a difference?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm using Karlach because my party was very caster heavy and she pumps, 3-4 20-30dmg attack in 1 turn at level 5-6 is insane.

    Her personality is so fricking reddit though. I select her and one of the voice lines is "frick yeah", haha swearing.

    This shit was 100% written by some feminist whale whos power fantasy is exactly this. Honsetly, I'm close to killing her and just using a hireling. Why the frick isnt' there a warrior/barb/pala companion???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should I just leave her unarmored? I love how she looks, but it's just bare clothing, and I feel like I should give her something more substantial.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give her Lae'zel's bondage camp clothes and hide the regular armor.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What sucks about killing the companions is that there is no real payoff (blah blah killing a vampire gay is its own reward, yeah sure), should be able to get their tadpoles.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i romance her? Picrel is me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do i romance her?
      Put the b***h in her place, assert your dominance, be ruthless, go through the montainpass, not the underdark.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You killed a woman who posed no threat to you?
    For what?
    What exactly did she do to you? Because if you simply killed her because you wanted to you are an evil bastard, a real c**t and I hope you feel terrible about what you've done
    Frick you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What exactly did she do to you?
      death threats? constant rudeness?
      How about the fact that she wants you to kill the two tieflings when you meet her?

      Have you even played the game? Jesus christ

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I haven't played the game
        I'm sorry I should have said that in my post

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >devs went out of their way to make her attractive instead of a lanky holocaust coolie with mange
    >people still mod her to be a yellow elf

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gith are terrible. Too ugly. Too butthole. The mind flayers are more sympathetic than they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Githzerai are cool, too bad BG3 is stuck with the c**ty ones.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I left her there, didn't want to kill those 2 dudes minding their business, no idea what happened to her because I fricked off exploring elsewhere.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only knew about the Githyanki through Planescape: Torment. Did they always ride dragons?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of you homosexuals are making me want to pirate this shit just to make a red demon dickgirl succubus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      90gb

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like her. She's actually becoming one of my favorites. She has that "brat princess" personality where she thinks she knows everything but fail at the most basics. There's funny banter with you as well, it's quite entertaining.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if scrolls need spell slots
    what an absolute stupid name to call your mana pool
    shits liek still beta
    no one playtesting was like hey change this shit to something
    the fricen debug x,y pos and version#
    like seeing a house half built with scaffolding around it

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are bartering and trading even two different things?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's simply a "people who came from normal Baldur's Gate" option and a "people who came from Divinity Original Sin" option.
      At one point in the beta, it was just Bartering.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume if you want to haggle to buy things at slightly lower prices or sell things at slightly higher prices. I haven't bothered with it at all because I just pickpocket everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      With barter you can gift/discount items to increase the npc's disposition. Maxed out it can give you a decent discount.

      And of course where this really comes into play is that by gifting valuable low-weight items you max it out really fast, then you can just pickpocket them back and buy the heavy items that are hard to steal for cheaper.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a permanent naked corpse in my camp. Couldn't stand her. Same with Shadowheart. Wyll is boring and Larlach is cringe but ill take them any day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you let your autism force you out of content? It's like choosing to not read any dialog of characters you don't like in a book. If you want to claim it's just role-playing, why role-play as someone with aspergers?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larian seems to think I can't doom-slay my way through this entire game. I've killed every character I've come acrossed and skipped all the dialog. Slayers have no need for words or companionship.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t get her until I stepped on a web and 5 teleporting kiting spiders appeared out of nowhere and started carpet bombing everyone. Her gaythunking leap was so fun.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grinch looking ass

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a mod that removes blacks people

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats how gilth should be treated

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gith are supposed to have flat faces with nose holes like a skull.
    Giving them tiny noses looks so diving fricking stupid and disgusting.

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