>I killed my friends, my father figure, and wrecked the Tojo Clan so many times even after my death, because because

>I killed my friends, my father figure, and wrecked the Tojo Clan so many times even after my death, because… because…
>BECAUSE YUMI WOULDN’T HAVE SEX WITH ME!
Rot in hell, Nishiki.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes him even more retarded is that he had the superior woman lusting after him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s exactly how men behave anyway, they cry about not being loved when they have plenty of options, but no, it needs to be exact woman of their fantasy or else they’re worthless.
      And if you couldn’t tell, yes, I am a bitter 29 year old virgin woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your genitals or kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're fat, aren't you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but I’m thin and taller than the average man. No male finds me attractive, and they also think my height emasculates them, and my autism annoys whoever’s left to death.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Tall and autistic
            Must be a fun time lel. They have shit tastes then

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you have an exposed front row of teeth too you'll tick all my boxes and Im also probably taller than you, still not an issue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cute

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PLEASE BE IN LONDON
            LONDON
            EASE BE IN LONDON
            ASE BE IN LONDON
            SE BE IN LONDON
            E IN LONDON

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are probably like the man you are shit talking, you want a prince or an oil baron because women have at least 50 simps at all times trying to get with them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont have options due to crippling social anxiety even though I'm good looking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yes, I am a bitter 29 year old virgin woman.
        no you are not
        you are a bitter 29 year old man who cut his penis off and now wear his grandma clothes pretending to be a woman
        you will never pass
        you will never be a woman either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killing Reina did nothing to service the plot, it was such a rushed scene and they drop it immediately. Sucks that Yakuza Zero fleshed out all the characters that would die unceremoniously only 1 game later

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretend Y0 exists in its own self contained canon so 1 doesn't have to shit on it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, it was a good time but it was clearly made for the fans of the original PS2 game to see some classic characters again and how they work in new situations.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not going for that tired "they figured out the series later so the first ones were shit" speech but I think the writing style they went for in 1 was only because it was the very first so they tried a lot more self contained chapters than actually developing the main characters, which harmed the story.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's only like 2 chapters in one that are self-contained, and even then, they develop Date.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the florist stuff. It's either soap drama with varying quality (some actually pretty good, other really bad, especially when Jingu is onscreen).

                You can tell they're trying very hard to make you go to each of these side activities locations because they had a hard time crafting them all so they want to incorporate them into the plot no matter how convoluted it is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so they want to incorporate them into the plot no matter how convoluted it is.
                You don't do any minigames in the plot, though? There's never a point where you have to go to the massage parlor or actually play batting cages. It's really up to the player.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about the gambling den part?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess there is that. That's true.

                It'd be way more interesting if it was revealed that Haruka is actually Dojima's daughter.

                How?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just reveal that Dojima had been raping Yumi for some time, Nishki just happened to catch them once.

                She just fucked Jingu almost afterwards so he go fooled.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why? That wouldn't really add anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would add Anon's cuck fetish

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but just make it so Nishiki walks in during penetration, with the reveal that Haruka was conceived that night. It would help justify why he doesn't give a fuck about her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boss fight that kills Shinji and Reina
        >next scene is a joke about how much of a slut Haruka already is by playing dumb while asking about soaplands

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haruka brings a lot of levity to Yakuza 1.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually because of his inability to do anything without the help of others, he got mindbroken by it so he just decided to take the reins of his life and stop being a secondary character, even if that meant just losing whatever humanity he had left in him. At the end of the day he's still a shitty character that i'm glad was forgotten quickly in favor of better characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was good in 0, they ruined him in 1/K1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did a great job in 0 showing how pathetic he was, it was a good build-up for 1, great prequel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in K1 at the very least they tried to justify his descent into the dark with the plot about his sister, nishiki in the original was an absolute fucking retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1 came first

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, my point is that they turned shit into gold with 0

          They did a great job in 0 showing how pathetic he was, it was a good build-up for 1, great prequel.

          in K1 at the very least they tried to justify his descent into the dark with the plot about his sister, nishiki in the original was an absolute fucking retard

          K1 Nishiki could have been decent if the plot was around him but 1 had already decided that we had to go for episodic self contained shit and not the actual main antagonist (and even replace him with another worse antagonist). It could have been a GREAT brotherly fight story, what we got was kinda shit sadly.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you forget the part where his sister died because someone stole money from her surgeon?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nishikiyama did nothing wrong and if you think otherwise you completely missed the point of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nishikiyama did everything wrong but so did everyone else involved.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbf Kiryu could have easily dismantled the situation if he weren't such a colossal white knight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain your reasoning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not him but Kiryu is a physical god

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I killed my friends, my father figure, and wrecked the Tojo Clan so many times even after my death, because I got cucked
    Meanwhile Kiryu is busy raising his wife's daughter's son.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought dojima yayoi forced the nishikiyama family remnants to disband in y2, what was up with that fat gay in 3 running it anyway

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sister died
    >lost his friends
    >constantly shit on by everyone
    It was more than just losing Yumi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Akira-chan
      You just know this board would simp for her all day long going
      >I CAN FIX HER!!!!!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be way more interesting if it was revealed that Haruka is actually Dojima's daughter.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryuji and Ryo are the only good main antagonists of this franchise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kuze and Shibusawa though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine and Kurosawa, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I the only one who thinks Mine is a pretty shit character? I liked him for most of the game for the whole sigma grindset millionaire thing, and then at the last moment (maybe I missed big hints) it was revealed he just REALLY liked Daigo. "Here's my whole motivation and character at the very end of the game, what a twist!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ders no change to za pran.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just that the rest of Y3 is an utter wasteland and Mine doesn't make you die from secondhand embarrassment for the devs. He's only regular Yakuza dumb and corny until Richardson appears and turns the cringe machine back on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mine
        One-dimensional fanfic-tier antagonist

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last straw for him was his sister dying in hospital because a sketchy doctor scammed him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear lots of people talking shit on this game and its story
    >it's actually really good

    nani? I mean the gameplay is shit but I literally donut play yaks for the gameplay. I don't get people who freak out over LAD being turnbased when 90% of the others is just quickstepping behind somebody and rush comboing over and over again. I'll take turn based cringe over shit like Jingu where you have to keep mashing to stand up any day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on the ship, that is what they hate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The last fight of the game should have taken place on the Yamato 2's main gun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ship was extremely based. I was spoiled on it before playing, though.

        Although I was expecting the main villain's motivation to be using the ship to declare war and bring back the empire of japan. I know it makes no sense to use ye olde ship for that but they could have been an insane boomer nationalist. Would have been cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The last fight of the game should have taken place on the Yamato 2's main gun.

        fpbp

        The ship was bad because it didn't do anything nor did anyone acknowledge it. The ship could've fired it's main guns, could've started an autopilot, started both domestic and international emergencies, but it showed up and did nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point is that innocent people important to kiryu had to suffer and die just to keep a secret that's completely irrelevant to them in the first place
          hirose built up a legitimate family and had a fulfilling life and had to give all of it up for the sake of this stupid fucking boat and his boss's sense of self-worth, it's heartbreaking and there's no way it wasn't intentional

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the secret was bad because nobody had any reason to care, kiryu only did it because some asswipe who was trying to kill a literal child told him to care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people actually liked the story (I know I did). The regular complaints I've seen was because they didn't bring back most of the Y4-5 cast as main characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing i didn't like is how i couldn't play as my boy akiyama. And then they took a shit on him and made you beat him up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he a sleepy boi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how do we bring back akiyama again without him actually mattering to the plot for the second game in a row
        >uhh have him mention he jobbed to some fat csgo enthusiast and is now homeless and unemployed again
        the qtes were pretty cool at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a great ending for Kiryu's story. BUT YOU KNOW, LET'S BRING HIM BACK FOR 8 TOO

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most accurate depiction of Chuds/Incels in modern media.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BECAUSE YUMI WOULDN’T HAVE SEX WITH ME!
    What a brainlet take. The biggest deal is how no one understood what it was like as Nishiki who was constantly living in Kiryu's shadow. Hell, not even the dumbslut Yumi did which Nishiki rightfully told to stfu when she started comparing Nishiki to Kiryu of all people. Ironically only Kiryu understood Nishiki's plight, and it's why he was more than willing to settle the matter between them as bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well the fact that he didn't have sex with Reina makes it seem like that. What a fucking pussy. Truly Nishiki not claiming that GODDESS is the biggest plot hole of yakuza.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played Yakuza 4 like 10 years ago.

    Now I finished 0 and Kiwami. I have 2 in my backlog (and honestly I'm hyped for it because of the new engine, because Ryuji looks awesome and because the story will probably be more about crime and less about Haruka and simping)

    I feel 0 was really not as good as most fans say. I mean they made Majima join Kiryu's cuck club, no Yumi (although I hate her, she could've been more developed like Reina was), tons of rehashing moments from Yakuza 1, and Shibusawa is pretty meh. Awano and Kuze are kino though.

    So after Kiwami 2 I'm think of maybe playing 6 if I like the dragon engine, and then just youtubing 3 and 5. No way I'll enjoy them if I'm already tired of the clunky gameplay and if I don't really care about Kiryu nor Haruka. I only care about yakuza power struggles.

    Then I'll just don't care about LAD

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nishki was set up for failure intentionally by Kazuma.

    >Kazuma finds out Nishki killed Dojima, not Kiryu
    >Kazuma sets up Nishki as a patriarch despite Nishki having no leadership qualities, no leadership position, no training or mentorship
    >Kazuma loans Nishki some veteran but unruly men
    >Even Shimano sees the truth and gleefully tells Nishki that Nishki is just a stepping stone for Kiryu to come in and take over his family when Kiryu gets released
    The only hiccup in Kazuma's plan is that Nishki decides to harden up instead of being a doormat to his own men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why they changed Kazama to Fuma in the PS2 dub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros rate the yakuza movies in order. Yes I watch cutscene collections on youtube. Yes I also watch no commentary full play through of moviegames.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nishiki is how a yakuza would be, in both Zero and Kiwami. Unlike Kiryu he can't beat up the entire Tojo clan simultaneously. He gets shit on by his superiors and the only way to claw up is to gain the most leverage, which he does. Really, he should have just gone full ice cold killer like Kazama did and just murder the shit out of everyone in his way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that literally what he did, including stabbing that fat guy that gave him lip and slicking his hair with his blood

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love nishiki in 0, He is like the super cool character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like nihjiki because he pulls a gun on kiryu, simply because he'd rather kill kiryu himself than let him get tortured and shredded.
      That scene is Nishiki reminding us that Kiryu is not some wronged hero out to clear his name, but a patsy of the fucking mob who's gone rogue and has become a target because of that.
      For all their claims of honor and rules and all that jazz, the yakuza are still ruthless fucking criminals who see no problem selling their own out in the name of ambition.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looked better on the PS2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird. I though Ganker would be more sympathetic to a character with an inferiority complex... or maybe he is disliked because it hits too close home?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Kiwami.

    Why the fuck did Kiryu choose Terada for chairman ?

    It makes no fucking sense.

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