I kinda understand the basics of DF now, but after 3 years building my fort no major event has happened.

I kinda understand the basics of DF now, but after 3 years building my fort no major event has happened. I've read if you want cool shit going you need to embark on dangerous locations but what is the line between still fun for a beginner and impossible tier?
Or maybe I just gotta keep this fort up until it ends

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how you tried digging?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, looking for minerals mostly to pretty up the tavern. Guess I just haven't gone deep enough for the crazy shit to pop out?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes. go as deep as you can and then prepare for all the fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          time to dig deeper then, thanks.
          while we're on the subject, is there a better way to deal with taking all the fricking rocks up to the fort? are minecarts a thing that's used for this kinda thing or just gotta get the haulers to haul

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i believe wheelbarrows should help the haulers initially but after that minecarts are probably the next step

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i believe wheelbarrows should help the haulers initially but after that minecarts are probably the next step

            I still don't get the minecarts. If I want to haul boulders, 5 dwarfs with 5 wheelbarrows seem to do the exact same thing with less effort.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I recommended minecarts but I personally never bother with them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I only ever used them for defensive purposes and infinite storage

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Minecarts are amazing because they only use a few haulers to haul a lot of stuff really fast.
              But anon never bothered with them because in DF you usually don't have a problem with dwarfpower. So often, unless you're running a huge mining operation that can't be refined and crafted on site, then you don't need minecarts. Just have 40 guys haul it, they have nothing better to do anyway.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It hauls a lot of stuff, except stone and ore, like what it's made to do. If it holds 83 bars/blocks it should hold 20 boulders at least, not just 5.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dwarf fartress? is that some fetish WEG crap?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adventure mode "release" is a half-baked beta you have to opt into
    color me fricking mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Release a beta with less features of most pre-alphas as a birthday gimmick
      >You waited more than a year for this
      >"The actual release will be in a few weeks you guys!"
      >"Actually no lol, we'll let you know when we know."

      Fricking grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's infuritating
        I waited for the magic system
        and then i shifted to waiting for the steam release
        which became waiting for adventure mode
        which has now become waiting for the adventure mode proper release

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I waited for the magic system
          And you will wait a lot more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"waited", past tense, no longer ocurring
            >"will wait", future/present tense, still occurring
            you seem confused
            i'm waiting for adv mode proper and then washing my hands clean of paying attention to the moron's development news

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome to dwarf fortress!
          It’s a very addictive game with a very flaky dealer.

          But man… when he delivers it’s usually Mediocre…but sometimes it’s amazing and it’s that good shit that’s made the game a cult classic.

          Pack a lunch, start a family, buy a home, have kids and check back on the game. It will probably maybe be half done.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you speak to me as if "waiting for the magic system" isn't a concept that's around 15 years old. why?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because he’s working on it bro. Check back in a few….years…
              Technically there’s necromancy…

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay, that does nothing to explain why I was treated like a newcomer to the game when I've been actively engaged in it for longer than some people in this thread have been alive

                it's like saying "welcome to dark souls" to someone reminiscing about version 1.0 of the game, why?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you good bro? Are you mad about dark souls? We’re not talking about dark souls in this thread.

                It’s a good game but it’s honestly not hard. You just have to learn patterns. You’ll be fine bud.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be honest this isn't a years worth of development. They are busy jerking off to animal people and little else.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It fuels the creativity. The game would not have been as good without the E number number site.

              Look deep into your soul and you know it’s true. Only lust for furry people could produce such a pure product.

              On a side note is it weird to beat your meat to fursuit “women”

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pure
                In the sense that you consume lettuce, water and spend 15 mins to fight a goblin, yes it rid itself of all the baggage.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When I first looked at DF I thought cool, I’ll play this when I retire in 40 years, that was 10 years ago

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When I first saw it I said.
              This is free. I like free stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their priorities are horrible. Civ sites are rectangles in dirt, no workshops, almost no furniture or decoration, can't trade or cook but the sprites for furgays are in.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yep, artgays in control now. say hello to Starbound all over again
            >yes some of the core systems are still fricked but look here's a giraffe costume and a jeep our spriters took a week to make

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          magic already has solid base and we got a bit of a sneak peek through the night creatures update with the undead interactions and experiments
          modders couldve done shit with it ages ago (and have)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I kinda understand the basics of DF now, but after 3 years building my fort no major event has happened.
    Quick question. Is this fort of yours the one that the tutorial start for you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tis my own, why? is tutorial fort super low danger even after the start?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of. When youstart the tutorial, it automaticaly picks a safe location on the map that isnt in range of goblins or necro towers nor is a high savagery biome and of neutral inclination. And maybe even turns off some of the thresholds for megabeast and other nasty stuff to show up at your fort, but im not sure on this one.
        You can keep playing on this fort past the tutorial but it going to be basicaly the DF equivalent of an easy mode.
        And there then there is the world gen part of it, which I assume you just used the default preset options, which there is nothing wrong with, but if you want you can make the world a lot more dangerous by using the the advenced world gen

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get your hands on necromancy book and turn your fort into necro-fortress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually sounds based. will dig

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes a long fricking time
        I tried once but never got more than 4 or 5 necromancers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wish i had the Ganker threads about the guy who became a vampire and then a necromancer, using his own severed and reanimated hand as a pet

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to play dwarf fortress? I heard there is the ascii version, several modded versions and a new version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sadly we're in a limbo state where there is no definitive version currently.
      obviously modding the ascii version is free so that is a huge selling point for trying it out.
      lazy newb pack does a lot for turning the base game into something a bit more digestible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The current verion of the game (50.12) is avaliable both for free in ASCII and with the premiun graphic pack + premium ost on Steam and Itch.io I think. Or you can just pirate it since it has no DRM or whatsoever.

      For the pre-steam versions(47.xx) the options you had were:
      >the vanila ascii version on DF website
      >downloading the vanila ascii and manually instaling a fanmade tileset or graphic set of your choice
      >downloading the Lazy Newb Pack which was basicaly the above but it came with a bunch of third party QoL that almost everyone used and made so that you instaling tilestets and other third party stuff was only a matter of clicking one or two buttons

      I dont think that anyone has botherd to do tilesets and graphics packs for the 50.12 ASCII version yet. So if you want to play it and you cant stomach the the ASCII, they your only option is to either buy or pirate the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tile sets are effectively dead. They went from 256 character to 5000.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only exciting shit is forgotten beasts and invasions and depending on the embark you could have no hostile civs iirc. You can start in a harder biome, just don't do any of the evil embarks because they're basically impossible and not in a fun challenging way, they used to be better a decade ago (lol). I always pick untamed wilds

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    show world map, maybe you picked a location with no other civilizations near, like some island

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly still unsure how to read this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said in

        Kind of. When youstart the tutorial, it automaticaly picks a safe location on the map that isnt in range of goblins or necro towers nor is a high savagery biome and of neutral inclination. And maybe even turns off some of the thresholds for megabeast and other nasty stuff to show up at your fort, but im not sure on this one.
        You can keep playing on this fort past the tutorial but it going to be basicaly the DF equivalent of an easy mode.
        And there then there is the world gen part of it, which I assume you just used the default preset options, which there is nothing wrong with, but if you want you can make the world a lot more dangerous by using the the advenced world gen

        , the tutorial started your fort(the one surronded by a yellow square) in the most safe location it could find.
        Your fort only has other dwarf settlements and human vilages around it with elven forest to the northeast
        Maybe you could get some megabeast, or forgotten beast invasions, but again I wouldnt be surprised if the tutorial has turned those off too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and like he said in

          tis my own, why? is tutorial fort super low danger even after the start?

          it's his own fort, not the tutorial one.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait for actuall adventure mode release
    Im'm not autistic enough for old ui/kb only controlls

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I pick shit up in combat in adventure mode and wield it? I dropped my hammer and my guy just keeps putting in his bag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to keep a note book and write down the controls.

      You also need to have a web tab open to the controls. You need to do a sequence of things to change clothes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie its all fricking mouse now, I used to know all the hotkeys

        how the frick do I dismiss my fat pet dog I started the game with I need to recruit a stronger person for this job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My statement still stands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      r emove weapon from packpack
      also youre already holding shit in your hands moron thats why it defaults to backpack

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony blmtress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdhmbt

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Savage wilds, good or neutral

    Evil dials difficulty up hardcore

    Most of the things that will kill you are dumb shit like flooding your fortress, bad luck with werebeasts, bad luck with forgotten beasts made of metals and shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might just be unlucky
    One of my first playthroughs my Fortress was destroyed by a Werecamel that slaughtered and/or infected everyone else in the fortress

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Songs of Syx instead, it's basically Dwarf Fortress but if it was an actual fun game you can play instead of an autistic """"""story generator""""" made by a homosexual furry
    Plus it still runs smooth when you get to 10k population, meanwhile DF gets into single digits FPS at 100+ dwarfs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t drop infinite goblins into hell so DF is automatically a better game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i really enjoy the story generator part of it. wouldnt play DF if i could not sit down and read about each of my dwarves. are you saying songs of syx lacks that aspect?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he believed the zoomer secondaries

    Go play Rimworld

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I feed myself if I can't butcher, trade, its fricking winter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn into a vampire and suck people off for sustenance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a mushroom farm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just not plant the 100 plump helmet seeds you start with?
        or did you farm them but accidently turned all the resulting seeds into wine

        Im playing the terrible adventure mode beta with half the features not ready

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just not plant the 100 plump helmet seeds you start with?
      or did you farm them but accidently turned all the resulting seeds into wine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youd be surprised how many times this was asked in history, and how many tiems the answer was "guess we'll die"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hunt in caverns

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how's adventure mode

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think adding z-levels was a mistake. A lot of the fun came from the inevitable tantrum spiral as your increasing clusterfrick of a fortress filled up with nobles and other useless dwarves. The z-levels make it too easy to build an efficient layout and the resulting 3D pathfinding crawls it to a laggy halt long before everything can go to shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i agree, the game felt better when it was only 2d both performance-wise and fun-wise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the other way around, the z-levels made me switch from Rimworld to DF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Z levels are cool and easily the games best selling point

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you guys attempted building a surface-only fortress?
    The last time I tried I got wrecked by a dragon attack.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game. All true autists moved on to factorio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does fricktorio have a wrestling mode and 400 years worth of generated lore?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but it also has no transexuals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok rimtroon keep projecting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        400 years of useless bullshit.
        >wrestling mode
        It was fun for half an hour. Fort mode made me almost pass out of boredom. I was quite excited about adventure mode, but it was somehow even worse than anything I would have expected. I am so salty right now.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just discovered all the fun was patched out years ago

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