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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That you are a homosexual? YES

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal Star

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they think the text is in english

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese game with english text? impossible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've actually read a thing before about a Japanese translation of a game changing "PRESS START" or something to moonrunes and becoming a laughing stock due to the assumption that the Japanese don't understand the simplest of English words. Not sure what game it was or whether it was specifically "press start" but I just remember a game got made fun of for NOT using English text in Japanese.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cake for Mario, so obviously it would have english text

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought mario was italian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he was from Brooklyn

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Localizer headcanon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >headcanon
                Without Nintendo of America Mario wouldn't have any kind of "lore".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's American. This is an interview from right around when SM64 came out in the US.

            >I noticed that Mario speaks with an Italian accent in this game.
            >Miyamoto: There’s no particularly detailed background or anything, but yeah, it’s a given that Mario is an Italian-American from Brooklyn, New York. That voice was actually done by a professional voice actor. He did Mario’s voice five or six years ago, at a video game event. By the way, Mario talks a lot more in the American version of Mario 64. He says “Okie Dokie!” and more. Peach also speaks. We had more time before the American release, so we improved the game.

            Not to sound all Dobson-y but Mario probably only sounds Italian because Miyamoto didn't know American New Yorker English and an Italian speaking English would have had different accents and signed off on it. Just like your average anime viewer probably isn't going to pick up Tokyo vs Kansai vs Nagoya accents/dialect quirks watching subs. Remember, Martinet's casting call was specifically an Italian-American from Brooklyn. If they had rejected Martinet's wahoo pizza man audition the Mario franchise as a whole might've been a lot of different tonewise.

            I genuinely think Chris Pratt's casting is basically a course correction 30 years after the fact.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Peach also speaks
              big mistake

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mario is normal, not italian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mario is so cute in sm64

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Mario is Italian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From Brooklyn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there a dinosaur behind the cake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can very clearly see the Fu on the top right word. the ii next to it is a little less clear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/IKWGCQe.jpeg

      I knew it.

      Oh shit it's a Hiroshima memorial 🙁

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first character in the plaque is 星. cant be arsed tp guesstimate the rest

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you immunity dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good doggo.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it says something about israelites?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Herein lies OP's heterosexuality

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeeeep, time to leave the internet for a while, this is fricked up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they think we weren’t going to look it up? Holy morimoto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was unironically a different time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only zoomers (people who zoom in on images they view) will get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a "joke" where you pretend that there is something to see. Gankerners slap their knees laughing to this shit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    austin schumacher

    donkey kong is in mario 64 .

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    comfy fountain

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Mario don-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mamma mia

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how people convinced themselves to believe this reads anything other than "Eternal Star".

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just know you're a lame person to be around in real life

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walk it off.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the Best Rom, hack? I only Played Shot Gun Mario Rom Hack. Its Fun. The SHot Gun Adds A Lot To the Game Play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't explode in a bloody mess
      What's the fricking point?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how big is marios wiener?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's smaller than Princess Peach

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME GEOGUESSR TIPS TO GET BETTER

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it possible to use AI to decipher this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would make a guess at best, it's not a conscious mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "AI" isn't magic, homosexual.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I never respond to these. I do love my mother but she hasn't died yet so these aren't real.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It says ½ button press is not a real button press

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that people read "Eternal Star" on this shit as if it wasn't a generic texture that the artists took from somewhere and used without thinking, like practically all the textures in the game. Mario 64 basically uses programmer art, with placeholder textures.
    In Ocarina of Time there are the same textures, I think, and since there's no star near the sign in that game, nobody's going to read "eternal star".
    In fact, it looks like kanji shit.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who started this war?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      peach obviously that frickin' prostitute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I reckon the black ones, but don't quote me on that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but King Bob-Omb will finish it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (they) did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i frickin' knew it!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon but I can't go into details, last time I did my Koopa Tycoon Bank card was frozen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most intelligent racist was used to build that model

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh waysism
          boohoo homosexual

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario has logged in

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He must pay.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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