I would set aside the infinite money to improve the infrastructure in my hometown, set up every member of my family for life and set up trust funds for my children and grandchildren. If I went to the pedo island it would be with some sort of mercenary group that rescues the kids and kills as many pedos it can before my inevitable death by drone or whatever.
Give each person in my family $1 million dollars so we would all be set for life
After that who cares really. Maybe travel the world, go visit Europe and China.
Honestly I think at first I'd just buy a nice home in the middle of nowhere in some pretty location and hire multiple hot maids to constantly take care of the house and me.
Then I'd probably continue playing vidya. Maybe make a vidya company where I'm just the idea guy and pay others to make my imaginary game ideas real.
Oh, and after a while I'd probably also fund some revitalization projects for cities, as well as some extremely huge and beautiful parks (in the middle of nowhere and in cities).
how the frick do you do that because every time i've looked at the concept of buying stocks it's been "requires a minimum first purchase of over $2000" or "we reserve the right to frick with your shit whenever we want at our discretion even if it loses you money"
I would buy myself a nice house with some gym equipment
I would get a fancy new PC after consulting with friends on what components I should buy
I would buy my parents a new house
I would renovate my family's cottage and our old cozy caravan
I would put money into charities
I would give big tips each time I visit my favorite kebab place
I would give generous financial support to my favorite artists
I would invest in myself and get some education to get better at creative stuff and programming
Then I would sit back and start making games for fun
> Visited the island. > A lot of Minecrafters are into it for "the girls." > A lot of youtubers in Minecraft community found out to been pedophiles who used their position as youtubers to take advantage of underage females.
>pump up the fission power lobby >link up with elon and boost the space program >more boston dynamics robots >make someone build a dyson harrop satellite
yeah I CUMMED
what happened?
I CUMMED and SHITTED and FARTED at the same time
Todd is in The List. Truly /ourguy/
poor Todd, the rich guys confused him with a child and fricked his ass
Yeah
I fricked him
I gave him radiant AIDS
You've got AIDS?
Radiant AIDS?
And you'll spread it into every good boy and girl today?
It's not illegal if the girls are still taller than you
The Dimensional Merge happened
I closed my eyes and woke up feeling so horny
This guy
just busted his load.
Sorry Anon but I love your Mom can you call me Daddy
asiaticmoot sold.
HOLY SHIT NOTCH BOUGHT Ganker
>NOTCH BOUGHT Ganker
what
Please be real
It would be so fricking funny
>Notch visited the island
>mfw it's real
Let's be honest. What would the average anon do with infinite money.
Jessica Alba
yeah fair enough
pre-wall Emma Watson
Die pedo.
>girls hit the wall in their 20s
>he immediately assumes they meant when she was a kid
Hm…
You would have a point but we are talking about Bongs.
Nah, he knew what I meant. Azkaban Watson at most is what I'll accept. Chambers is peak, but Sorcerer's is great too.
A man of knowledge.
she was never good looking, imo
Chamber of Secrets was a good game
PS2 version was the best movie tie in game ever
Play games, watch movies, listen to music and read books. Only in a bigger apartment at a nicer place, and I wouldn't have to work for it.
This but I'd like a small house with a massive garden so I'm far away from other people.
Literally me, but with a 3 PB home server
Yep, that's me.
This, but when i start feeling myself get a little bored, frick off to Japan for a few weeks.
Burn all the money and live in the woods like Unabomber, but succeding where he failed.
Yeah what this Anon said it just fine by me
travel every now and then.
Fund the genetic engineering of giant women.
Only right answer
>Verification not required
I would set aside the infinite money to improve the infrastructure in my hometown, set up every member of my family for life and set up trust funds for my children and grandchildren. If I went to the pedo island it would be with some sort of mercenary group that rescues the kids and kills as many pedos it can before my inevitable death by drone or whatever.
And then the elevator clapped.
Give each person in my family $1 million dollars so we would all be set for life
After that who cares really. Maybe travel the world, go visit Europe and China.
hookers
Making the perfect breed of transgirls
Infinite nubile girls from southeast Asia
Play video games all day and help my family with every bill so they can relax
Honestly I think at first I'd just buy a nice home in the middle of nowhere in some pretty location and hire multiple hot maids to constantly take care of the house and me.
Then I'd probably continue playing vidya. Maybe make a vidya company where I'm just the idea guy and pay others to make my imaginary game ideas real.
Oh, and after a while I'd probably also fund some revitalization projects for cities, as well as some extremely huge and beautiful parks (in the middle of nowhere and in cities).
hayley williams
I'd invest it all, so I could have even more infinite money.
This, basically.
Find a low risk and low pay stock, invest so much into it that you always get comfortable living pay, then blow the rest on whatever.
how the frick do you do that because every time i've looked at the concept of buying stocks it's been "requires a minimum first purchase of over $2000" or "we reserve the right to frick with your shit whenever we want at our discretion even if it loses you money"
Move to Japan, harem
I would buy everything and also make a video game with a budget of $1T
Your videogaem is SHIT
Buy hole in the ground. Fill hole in the ground with things. Not leave hole.
>I go to inspect your hole
>it's bottomless
Lock myself in a house and jerk off all day everyday, sometimes in the backyard for vitamin d generation.
I would buy myself a nice house with some gym equipment
I would get a fancy new PC after consulting with friends on what components I should buy
I would buy my parents a new house
I would renovate my family's cottage and our old cozy caravan
I would put money into charities
I would give big tips each time I visit my favorite kebab place
I would give generous financial support to my favorite artists
I would invest in myself and get some education to get better at creative stuff and programming
Then I would sit back and start making games for fun
World's most extravagant suicide livestream.
holy shit really?
THE island?
What else?
> Visited the island.
> A lot of Minecrafters are into it for "the girls."
> A lot of youtubers in Minecraft community found out to been pedophiles who used their position as youtubers to take advantage of underage females.
Truly following in his footsteps no?
Did another Stardew Valley thread get deleted?
give me a long rundown
Bogs' revenge.
Who did it?
Well, that just happened.
Educate us
What did you feel, o mystical brother?
troonylators seething. Malding even.
Whites are so fricking ugly lol
is that why blacks, asians, and the unwashed masses of mystery meat brownoids give themselves fake white features to feel beautiful?
And what about tanning booths
It's literally a browninator lol
what happened
Lizardcube announced Outrun 3. Which is pointless because 2 already reached perfection.
Uhm... did THAT just happen?
Like, whoa. Wait 'til the guys on vee hear about this! It'll knock their socks right off. That's how crazy it is!
>pump up the fission power lobby
>link up with elon and boost the space program
>more boston dynamics robots
>make someone build a dyson harrop satellite