I know you guys were busy shitting on suicide squad, but I feel like this dumpster fire has it even worse.

I know you guys were busy shitting on suicide squad, but I feel like this dumpster fire has it even worse. I mean it was so quickly forgotten people probably didn't even realize it existed. At least everyone who laughs at suicide squad knows it exists.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking that the default mode in splatoon what makes it good is a mistake
    splatoon itself is only worth playing for the singleplayer and salmon run
    turf war is broken beyond belief

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turf war is the only pvp mode in the game
      based moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course I forgot: the ranked modes can frick right off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound shit at the game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess people don't like foamstars because they are not good at it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              people dont like foamstars because there's no market for it
              nobody cares or wants it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is the difference then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                splatoon is something people actively like to play, people want it
                foamstars is something people actively don't like to play, nobody wants it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get that part: I mean why nobody wants it?
                what is the big difference between the games?
                is it because its teens and not kids?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tendies hate competition, so they start smear campaigns against these games. They didn't care about all the games taking inspiration from Dark Souls or about all the times Nintendo has taken inspiration from other series.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think you might be right, taking into account most of the negative reviewers said they were lost and didn't really understood what they were supposed to do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is not a splatoon clone though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        .. then what the frick is it?
        I mean it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.. etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whaaaa you are crazy. the ranked game modes in splatoon are really fun. ranked matchmaking, not so much, but the game modes themselves are very fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turf war is broken
      >getting owned by 12 year old tendies
      what is it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking anyone below 30 plays nintendo

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no pc no buy, also jesus it came out 2 weeks ago and no one talked about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit I didn't even know it was already out

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks white American men.
    The game is shit btw

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon clone without pedobait
    It never had a chance

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide Squad is worse because it's triple A, and you can actually see the downfall of Rocksteady, and it was mogged by an early PS4 game Arkham Knight. People want to see a Titanic sink, nothing lesser.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is bland and has no appeal but I'm surprised that even coomers don't care, there's like 2 decent looking girls in it from what I've seen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the girls are coombait material so I’m shocked that not even that has any traction. That’s up to and including Dr. Foamgood

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Foamthread immediately turns into splatoonkids arguing about Nintendo toys
    You can't compete with Nintendo for this exact reason. Even if foamstars were a good game, it would never convert or even win indifference from the embarrassing Nintendo fanbase because they ONLY play and talk about Nintendo related products.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun game, but this game really needs a PC port.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm foaming so haaaaaard

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”We’ve got Splatoon at home” gameplay
    >combat feels stiff and clunky any time you aren’t surfing
    >barely any characters at launch, one of them you have to buy or grind for
    >microtransactions out the ass. Seems to be no in game currency so your only progression when playing is to do the battle pass
    >battle pass is 90% locked behind paywall
    >modes rotate every hour so what you want to play might not be available
    >barebones as frick single player mode
    I wasn’t interested when they announced it and only started playing it because it was free for the month. After a few hours of playing I didn’t feel any interest in continuing. Not sure how they were expecting to grab an audience with a new IP and nothing to offer but $50 DLC packs

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it out and it feels cheap and clunky. and a super ridiculous cash shop ($40 for full outfit) a shame I think there is something there. maybe it should have been FPS

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