I let my cat into my room and she jumped on my $400 dakimakura and sunk her claws into it
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I let my cat into my room and she jumped on my $400 dakimakura and sunk her claws into it
An old roommate assumed "I hate cats" because I kept my door closed so he couldn't get into my room.
No, I just don't want the cat fricking with my PC's cords. I'll still pet and play with it OUTSIDE of my room.
But then my other roommate would leave the bathroom door open so the cat wouldn't be lonely so... full-on cat people are fricking weird.
my cat chews on everything like a fricking rat
she chews on wires and the shower curtain and literally anything
why are cats so fricking dumb
my cats tried chewing cables when they were very small kittens, but I taught them not to and now they never once even glance at them.
just train your frickin' cats, it isn't that hard. or put your cables in a sheathe.
how the frick are you supposed to train a cat
say "no" in a stern voice and take it away from the cables. if that doesn't work after a few times, you use a spray bottle too. that'll stop them from ever doing it again real quick.
This. Do the voice before using the spray bottle and you don't even need it again after a while.
Meanwhile though, I've got another cat (literally brain damaged so not her fault I guess) who I have to blast every 10 seconds when I step into the kitchen. She's like a fly trying to eat bits of flour and onion shells off the ground every single time I look away
she's just trying to help clean
No, she's a 90 year old gremlin that would still climb into the trash can if she could. I try to empathize with most animals but this one is the exception at this point
videogames?
punishment for bad behavior, rewards for good behavior, like with 99% of other animals
pavlov
pavlov used dogs
checkmate atheist
I tried to teach my dog 'shake' and the cat ended up learning how first. Instead of feeding them dinner work on some trick/command first every night with some kind of reward.
Just feed them lol
I got my cats to sit down and wait before I feed them and most of the time I don't even say it, they'll just sit in front of the bowl because they know that's what they're supposed to do
You can scold a cat super easily. You have to catch them in the act and scold them by hissing or some shit so they know not to do it, otherwise they won't understand why you're mad at them. Other ways to instill dominance over your cats are
1. Feeding them at scheduled times
2. Learning their signals for when they're trying to greet you and replying
3. Giving them space to frick off when they don't want to play with you
4. When playing with them, show them you're able to catch the toy with ease to make them see you're a capable hunter
5. If they're staring at you, slowly blink or wink at them to let them know you love them
Honestly, cats are easy to read. A cat that's disdainful of its owner is a poorly trained cat.
>just train your frickin' cats
That's the problem, too many morons get cats over dogs because they think cats don't require engagement or proper training so they're easier to raise.
Then their cat turns out like shit and they blame the cat for its actions instead of themselves
Full-on cat people are indeed weird, there's this .webm that gets posted intermittently on various boards of a woman in a cat kennel tending to an animal; she opens up its cage while holding it and talking sweetly to it, picks up a huge log of cat turd and eats it like a banana while still talking to the cat that shat it.
It makes me vomit every single time. I want to excise that woman's existence from reality entirely. Because I don't want to risk being re-incarnated as her
People who let their cats walk all over them are fricking pathetic.
The course of action is clear the cat is now your new daki.
A cat will gnaw on your corpse 1-2 hours after death.
A dog will take longer. A labrador a month.
Think about that.
This should be on /jp/ or [s4s]. Look how hardcore of a Gankerner I am, I used the correct formulative nomenclature for the board titles; forward-slash for /jp/ and brackets for [s4s]. You are not as epic as me on Ganker and you have to admit, it's pretty damn cool.
esfores
You are now manually gagging on my balls
$400 for a fricking pillow?
yes
so replace the "overcover" with something else?
Im sure some shop will sell such item for cheap
the overcover is for hiding the actual cover, which I probably would need in the future and I'm using it now before I get my actual combat
well replace the actual cover then
I don't have the actual cover yet
well replace the pillow then
she didn't puncture the actual pillow
just the overcover
$33 shipping? you got scammed.
isnt dakimakura just canvas with some printed pattern on top of a long pillow
how would it cost a lot?
the pillow cover cant cost more than like 20 bucks, just replace it
start speaking chinese to it
Today my cat jumped in the toilet bowl, then ran into my room and trailed toilet water all over my bed
Time for GATO SEXO then
>click on thread
>no picture of pillow with timestamp
>close thread
>400 dollar pillow
The cat just knows you're an idiot and is imposing his will on you.
>tfw wake up in the morning and my cat is snuggled into me still asleep
shes just trying to help you find a gf
My cat did the same thing, but instead of getting angry I laughed about. Simply because it was clawing itself into the boobs and was licking the nips.
Previous episodes if u missed them:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665675516/#q665675516
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665705092/#q665705092
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665780382/#q665780382
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