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>I like to steal all the sandwiches
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She hasn't even touched the game
How would you know that?
Women love falloutscrolls shit
Shut up, sandwich mommy is perfect.
she is woman
erm epic platypus sandwich
I'm so random xD
2000s lolsorandum humor is 1000x better than zoomer humor.
whats zoomer humor
nothing
they are devoid of humor
it's called a middle-age crisis
She's getting paid six figures to do this, anon. We're all envious.
I was going say she looks like a 30 year old but has all the signs she's turning into an old cat lady
She just wants all the sandwiches man. I can relate.
I want a sandwich right now.
I want to sandwich her right now.
Reddit
I need to see her naked so bad
On a bed of sandwiches? I'm pretty she has some on her computer.
>He doesn't have a sandwich hangar
Look at this pleb and laugh.
Anyone who played a Bethesda game without autistically collecting a specific item and putting them in your house one by one didn't play the game.
Physics gets really weird when you've got 30,000 cabbages in one place.
For me it was those fricking nuka-cola toy trucks in fallout whatever.
my melanin enriched brother
Plungers for me.
I just found that weird room under a bridge and it just clicked.
>filling the lucky 38 with ciggy boxes
>me walking back home to fill up the bathtub
I wanted to call you an autistic homosexual but then I realised I used to collect stacks of money and dump them in one of my houses rooms
Centurion dynamo cores. They don't do anything, but they look neat.
She's playing it cutely but in reality what she does by hoarding all those sandwiches is keep counting of all the men and women she has killed thus far.
So... Many lives... taken away.
all these condiments, lost, like...
tears, in mayonnaise
time, to fry
Kino
what a quirky woman haha so silly
She has more fun playing games than anyone on Ganker
Even Bethesda's own employees think their games are so boring they have to make their own fun by stealing all the sandwiches.
I bet she gets super excited to get home and play Starfield.
Cringe mommy
Hey G would you make me a sandwich?
Why is she doing the white people clenched lip thing they all do?
>why is white person being white
Stress reflex. It’s the sensation that drives them to create civilization instead of just dying to the elements by random chance.
that's called a grimace and if you can't recognize it you have autism
She must have seen a groid. White people instinctively grimace when seeing these unsightly beasts.
Just realized the thruster on her spaceship is a burger
Compensating for lack of peaches
I'd stick my dick in her platypussy
I don't believe she actually plays videogames outside of work.
She can brag about stealing all the sandwiches, but you do a little breast milk raiding and it's an international scandal.
In morrowind I stole all the pillows and made a pillow fort in the ashlands
I bet dagoth ur was jealous
I did this with gems, but I put them under the little bridge near the start of whiterun. Eventually it made the area run at like 15 fps. Sometimes I would fus ro dah my massive gem pile just to see them fly everywhere at 5 fps.
Sandwiches are a euphemism for heads. She's referencing that one Skyrim psycho that would cut women's heads off and collect them in his house.
dumb b***h trying her best to sound quirky
every time this pops up I just get irrationally angry at this woman's lack of fashion sense. Everything, from the dress to the israeliteelry she wears is extremely terrible.
How gay are you
im literally a trans woman
that makes so much sense
haha of course you are
it's the plastic smartwatches with glod wirstband that does it for me
That is the Apple Watch Ultra. It’s made of titanium and is fricking expensive.
I have literally never worn anything other than random color t-shirts and jeans.
I have no idea what having a fashion sense would be like.
Fashion is for people who need to decorate themselves to look decent.
It's a coping skill. Congrats on being a chad.
>Congrats on being a chad.
oh yeah totally
thanks
Her problem is that she adds upward tonal inflection to sentences that aren't questions.
this is pretty relatable, if a little childish. I had a chest full of gems and used to put swords in the display cases and stuff in oblivion.
Very organic, doesn’t seem like forced memeing at all
for me, it's hoarding rings and israeliteelry
>watch conference with friends over discord
>one of them wanted a sandwich, but ran out of bread
>conferences opens up with sandwich
>ends with sandwich
>mfw
these lazy ass devs only modeled one kind of sandwich. Why would anyone give this game a moment of their time or a cent of their money?
maybe they just love salami
I would cum inside and run
>and run
not
>getting snuggled for vidya after
gay
>Stinky feet
God dammit
What game was he playing?
she has never played a video game in her life
it's a skyrim joke, cheesewheel/sweetroll
Imma be honest I thought this was a Death Stranding character or something
i like milfs
Is she a milf tho? does she has children?
>love hoarding perishable items with almost no practical value
Sounds like a woman to me
Man I love a good sandwich but I'm skinny fat with all the fat going to my torso so I have epic man boobs and a belly but everything else is skinny so I have to avoid carbs like the plague to stop putting on more weight so I can't enjoy sandwiches anymore.
Tirzepatide
When no one was looking, Jamie Mallory took forty sandwiches. She took 40 sandwiches. That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
She's literally me
She wants to become a sandwich machine
do women really?
Is the robot going to be able to help you carry stuff? LOTS OF STUFF?
Please Todd I can't pend 5000 hours just carrying things anymore. I'M BUSY.
they forced the 2 women in the company to pretend they play the game and thats what happened
She has to eat ALL of the sandwiches