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desu, Ganker, what would you decide?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All three plus Tali. Don't even really even want them, but it's my right as Captain.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything non-human is what I'd choose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah so the human painted blue so you can pretend you don't like humans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god if only we had turian women before shitdromeda

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Tali choice
    The frick is this gay shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human woman
    >human woman but brown
    >human woman but blue
    homosexual

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get the aliens for dating but would marry Ashley since she is voting Trump.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're all ugly, get the frick off my ship you prostitutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+99999999 paragon

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what mod

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I'm working off-grid
      > Secret mission
      > Far away from troonyNexus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay bud, a simple answer would have been nice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay bud, a simple answer would have been nice.

        [...]
        what mod

        [...]

        looking everywhere and cannot find it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Basedmods? That website is full of malware.

          it's not even on there, there's no mass effect section on the site. I don't know wtf he's talking about. I checked nexus, basedmods, loverslab, when i got desperate even checked the site for you-know-what that probably i should've expected had nothing to do with a game like this. i think he just made those shots with sfm

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          it's not even on there, there's no mass effect section on the site. I don't know wtf he's talking about. I checked nexus, basedmods, loverslab, when i got desperate even checked the site for you-know-what that probably i should've expected had nothing to do with a game like this. i think he just made those shots with sfm

          Unless there has been great advancements in Mass Effect modding, he's lying.
          Mass Effect was notoriously hard to mod. You just can't do it outside shitty recolours

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can do more advanced shit in LE, it's probably alpha from some le secret troonycord. Zoomers and morons keep uploading mods there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Literal lies
            The trilogy isn't hard to mod. It's easier than Witcher 3 at this point, and there's tutorials for how to quickly generate face animations and make your own cameras and everything. Several modders in Citadel-friendly spaces are wasting their time doing this by adding "diversity" and creating brand new cutscenes just to promote LGBT bullshit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Unless there have been great advancements
              Learn to read homosexual

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield and Fallout 4 made me realize that these games really should allow you to figure out a way to be polygamous without it fricking you over later.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should also be a way for these characters to suck your dick in-game.
      > Based mod incoming

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 shitty choises, maleshep choices peaked at me2

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Basedmods? That website is full of malware.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like any npc from the trilogy besides Garrus. That's some talent required to create so many unlikable characters throughout so many years of development.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no nipples or genitals on Liara
    >even considering Traynor
    A literal homosexual made this image.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liara's hips are gone too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were just moving on their own. So they moved away.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im installing LE now, first time playthrough. Any tips?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      romance jack

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going with Jack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      really too bad she's ruined with some dyke hairdo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't care her face makes me rock hard anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut your god damn mouth dyke cuts are the best

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have the gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has a wiener

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to 69 with her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with Jack

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of outfit is that? It covers her breasts, tummy, and thighs, but her pussy and ass are completely exposed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay detected

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dyke
        get off of Ganker go breathe some air outside

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unconventional haircut bros, we're losing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone post her tummy right now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Had to find one that won't get me banned.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i love her so much

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this scene from mass effect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because I made it myself.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If these post-wall roasties are my only options I'd rather just go and fap.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the biggest Adam's apple.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll bang, okay?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad they fired mac the hack walters

    But they let him ruin ME3 and Andromeda before they woke up to the tons of people telling them he was a huge problem and had to go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mac made a recent interview where he talked about how he didn't want to work on the same franchise twice. He didn't even want to work on ME3. Which ... definitely makes sense. But dude, this bad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really was bad. He's a massive narcissist who knew how to suck up to the ego of his colleagues and they covered for him. The whole subplot in MEA about "Spender" seems to be the Andromeda team's writers slipping in an anecdote about his shitty ethics, where he's just dead weight and yet he's one of the leaders, protected by Addisson who seemed to be their caricature of Aaryn Flynn, who defends him on the basis that "he helps!", the GM at the time. And you can tell how little BioWare devs go outside, because Anthem was also full of writing that seemed to be direct in-jokes to stuff they joked about at conventions. BioWare has the most dried up, incestuous creativity I've ever seen.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want positivity for the future, Dread Wolf's dialogue has been described as "quipy" and "Marvel-esque". So, thumbs up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my copium regarding this is that the playtester probably just played a few quests and is describing party banter.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The question then becomes why would you think it would be different for the rest of the game? Pick one quest in Andromeda where the quips weren't exactly like that for the rest of the game?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                andromeda is not bioware edmonton. I think it's reasonable to expect the tone to be similar to inquisition at least. bioware games have always had tons of humor but also knew when to get serious and not undermine those serious moments with quips.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The majority of Dragon Age Inquisition's production team worked on it for 1½ years in what is referred to in credits as "DA Finaling Team"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's just getting it out the door, not writing. there is some writer overlap though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >andromeda is not bioware edmonton
                And then Edmonton made Anthem, which was worse. And now we have people telling us what to expect. Huff on hopium and copium if you want, but I don't believe in miracles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, not Dragon Age. What are they gonna turn woke next? Life is Strange?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hilarious.
                I'll see you at the unemployment line, along with the rest of the Bioware Edmonton staff.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sheer fact he thought it was a good idea to change Drew's story about the Reapers being the guardians of life by culling it periodically so stars can recuperate from overexposure to element zero to AI BAD ROBOT VS MAN FIGHT YOU NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE EVER means there's nothing he can ever say to defend himself.

        The only reason BioWare even has a chance is because EA got a former executive to become Bioware's new GM and they're hiring the woman who Jim Ryan fired from Sony who had literally all the PS3/PS4 games under her portfolio, to "revitalize BioWare".

        They didn't react to the entrenched "VIP" culture that formed around Casey and Mac. Casey is fine because he demands hard work, but Mac is a literally suck-up who can't do anything right on his own, and he was put in charge of ME3's story, Anthem's "lore bible" and Andromeda's entire direction before someone stepped in and realized literal clowns were running the company.

        Glad someone woke up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I've been dying inside since I saw what became ME3. That's when I realized that BioWare were starting to entrentch themselves in a clique of colleagues that fended for each other, and iced out the "unwanted". ME1 was a project that devs have come out since and said was hell on Earth to work on because of leadership inefficiencies, but the critical acclaim of ME2 led to hubris on Casey and Mac became validated in taking over after they iced out Drew Karpyshyn, starting to perceive themselves as "artists". You see this in ME3's narrative direction, as they literally started writing it worse but implemented superficial garbage the imply "artistry", including their original defense of the endings claiming they had the "artistic integrity" to not justify anything on the merit that it was "art". In every interview with Hack Walters at the time he keeps saying "As an artist..." they were so wrapped up in their own bubble that they started codenaming all further projects with influential big name figures like Joplin or Bob Dylan. The pretention was unreal, and it kept BioWare from staying honest. That's why they saw themselves fail.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And now we're left with the chance ME will never recover while resorting to prayer

            It didn't deserve this fate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason BioWare even has a chance is because EA got a former executive to become Bioware's new GM and they're hiring the woman who Jim Ryan fired from Sony who had literally all the PS3/PS4 games under her portfolio, to "revitalize BioWare".

      They didn't react to the entrenched "VIP" culture that formed around Casey and Mac. Casey is fine because he demands hard work, but Mac is a literally suck-up who can't do anything right on his own, and he was put in charge of ME3's story, Anthem's "lore bible" and Andromeda's entire direction before someone stepped in and realized literal clowns were running the company.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hiring the woman who Jim Ryan fired from Sony who had literally all the PS3/PS4 games under her portfolio, to "revitalize BioWare"
        She's not working at Bioware. She is supervising Bioware along with some other NA studios. She is also the lady who pushed hard for all first Sony owned studios to start making Live Service games. And then she quit.
        So I have high hopes for her fricking up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you know how important this supervision is, and also why BioWare have largely turned into woke slop in the past. Another woman could be alarming, but she has a better track record than some of the other morons EA assigned in the past. Why do you think their games started having literal Hans Zimmer soundtracks? Why do you think their marketing became literal pop-song covers? Why do you think Andromeda feels like a checklist on a DEI quota? It's all coming from EA.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it's not gonna change.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander Shepherd

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always go with the black guy

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick happened to ash
    god damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She found Shepard's bimbo folder.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some hot marionettes

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in that selection, Traynor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked her too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a hell of a gamble. But you should risk it. For breasts.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no wiener on Liara
    off model trash

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really turned Ashley into a bogged bimbo.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Mac tried to get rid of the Saren boss fight at the end of 1 because he felt it was "too video gamey" and got his way for ME3. There's an old interview with them talking about it on video, I think it was IGN but I failed finding it since its been so long
    Morinth best girl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Morinth
      literally who?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell them to step aside for miranda or take my chances with the mystery box(tali)

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liara friend zoned me in my playthrough of the trilogy(The other Asari died and her daughter wasn't interested in me(I fricked Miranda both times and made Tali kill herself)) so I'm just gonna go with Liara. Blue women make me feral.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liara FAT blue ASS riding on my wiener

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