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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the worst of the worst

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least he's got a toilet brush

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Can you people who like this abomination tell me why you like it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Very rare encounter rate (1-2% in the wild)
      >Can evolve
      Simple as.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glimmora are super common in Area Zero
        You should remove her from the pic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also wait...
          Why are aren't Blazing and Aqua breeds of Tauros in that image?
          Fricking poser
          Can't even argue with "can't evolve" when Keckleon is in that pic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Area Zero
          That's in the postgame though.
          My list is based on the earliest encounter in the Pokemon's original game. The earliest encounter for Glimmet is 1% in Alfornada Cavern.
          Glimmet in Gen 9 is just like Chansey in Gen 1, extremely rare before postgame but found easily after beating the game.

          Also wait...
          Why are aren't Blazing and Aqua breeds of Tauros in that image?
          Fricking poser
          Can't even argue with "can't evolve" when Keckleon is in that pic

          >Tauros
          Can't evolve. I excluded a number of other 1-2% encounters because they don't evolve (Duraludon wasn't there until a few days ago when they revealed its evolution)
          >Kecleon
          That's a special case. I love it so much that even my autism couldn't get between me and it. I just hope it gets the Dunsparce treatment next Gen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just hope it gets the Dunsparce treatment next Gen.
            I hope it gets evolved but I hope it gets a better treatment than Dunsparce. Dudunsparce was a dud.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong with Dudunsparce? It's the perfect evolution for such a perfect design.

              >Glimmet is 1% in Alfornada Cavern
              You've got to be fricking kidding me, that's news to me. I wish I knew that while I was still doing the main campaign because its my favorite Paldea mon and I was sad to know it was only available post-game

              I actually wouldn't have known myself while playing, I found out randomly while browsing /vp/ and thankfully I wasn't done with the game yet.

              >(Duraludon wasn't there until a few days ago when they revealed its evolution)
              So you mean it doesn't matter if you have never used it before or cared about it, it just happen to now have an evolution and it's now your "bromon" because it's 1% encounter?
              Granted, you're not the weirdest but generally, Pokemon gays are the weirdest fricking people I've ever seen

              I admit it's a special kind of autism, I can't help myself.

              I'm pretty certain I caught my glimmer in the bagon/larvitar cave, it has a small spawn chance in every cave I think

              >I'm pretty certain I caught my glimmer in the bagon/larvitar cave
              Yeah, that's Alfornada Cavern.
              >it has a small spawn chance in every cave I think
              It's a 1% spawn chance. I wouldn't have known about it if it wasn't from randomly reading a /vp/ thread.

              >The earliest encounter for Glimmet is 1% in Alfornada Cavern.
              You can also find them in Colonnade Hollow at a 1% encounter rate according to bulbapedo. I ran into a Glimmora there exactly once, but I think that was just a one-off lucky glitch on my end like the time I caught a Larvitar by the Daycare in Crystal

              You can catch it in many other places but Alfornada Cavern is the earliest place I think. But it's a very rare encounter, I had to roam for an hour until I got lucky.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not alfornada the shiny hunter cave near zapapico and levincia

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Glimmet is 1% in Alfornada Cavern
            You've got to be fricking kidding me, that's news to me. I wish I knew that while I was still doing the main campaign because its my favorite Paldea mon and I was sad to know it was only available post-game

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I caught mine in the mines around the titan orthworm

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(Duraludon wasn't there until a few days ago when they revealed its evolution)
            So you mean it doesn't matter if you have never used it before or cared about it, it just happen to now have an evolution and it's now your "bromon" because it's 1% encounter?
            Granted, you're not the weirdest but generally, Pokemon gays are the weirdest fricking people I've ever seen

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty certain I caught my glimmer in the bagon/larvitar cave, it has a small spawn chance in every cave I think

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The earliest encounter for Glimmet is 1% in Alfornada Cavern.
            You can also find them in Colonnade Hollow at a 1% encounter rate according to bulbapedo. I ran into a Glimmora there exactly once, but I think that was just a one-off lucky glitch on my end like the time I caught a Larvitar by the Daycare in Crystal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Very rare encounter rate (1-2% in the wild)
        Having this thing pop up in the snow area for some reason was a surprise.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do its arms look like that

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVIOLITE DURALUDON LET'S FRICKING GOOO

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fehler
    Das ist richtig

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Duraludon have such staying power in the fandom? Most ugly mons go through a period of people making fun of it and then everyone forgets about it, but I’ve seen Duraludon mentioned pretty frequently since its announcement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trainer who used it as an ace is still very popular and it's gotten into a prominent spinoff in Unite since

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