Normally. Kids do dumb shit like that all the time, usually they grow out of it, but on rare occasions they go completely off the rails and believe they're jesus christ.
Normally. Kids do dumb shit like that all the time, usually they grow out of it, but on rare occasions they go completely off the rails and believe they're jesus christ.
The one who went to my school is in jail for being a pedo
This is what all those overgrown writers and directors working on movie games lack, that touch of madness, that tinge of autism, the mark of auteurship
Very few people in the vidya industry have it but even among them Kojimbles is the blueprint
He's asiatic lucas. His handler left after 3 and while he has interesting ideas sometimes, he's fricking unhinged and needs someone to tell him no sometimes.
kek. is this real? it's so funny that I used to hate this man because of the way people gassed the frick out of metal gear solid. but after playing death stranding. I actually feel like I understand his cringe quirkiness. I respect the game more than him but...he's grown on meh
Other than probably his substantial wealth relative my own, there is nothing I am jealous of at all. I think I'd hate to be like him. It seems almost torturous.
situational gut side backpack is based because it's good for your overly produded spine in the stomach area (at the expense of hunchback)
one shoulder bags are cringe no matter how you sling them
Zoomers don't know how big a deal MGS was at the time
For MGS1-3 alone, Kojima has enough clout capital to justify any amount of masturbation posts and projects until the end of days
He’s literally unapologetically insane and it has a charm to it. Now that he is free from Konami he 20000% batshit crazy and I find his antics hilarious. Dude is an unintentional comedian.
what kind of moronic npc goycattle do you have to be to care about popularity. I love both games, but seriously I couldnt care less about how many people play these games as long as enough play it to justify sequels in the case where sequels should exist.
Very few people have played one of my favorite games and Its probably better that way because people like you would literally seethe and throw temper tantrums over the subject matter.
Because Kojima thinks he's the GOAT all the time and kept show off himself hanging out with Hollywood celeb, then we have Miyazaki who doesn't care about popularity and attention from media.
Kojima doesnt think he is the best of all time, in fact if you ask him what he thinks the best games are he doesnt even list any of his own. He just has autism anon, its not hard to understand, he doesnt know how to communicate or just doesnt care to in a manner that people are used to. Kojima loves movie stars because he grew up watching hollywood movies, it was his autistic obsession probably.
I went to a store today to find they closed down the self checkout lanes
And felt fricking pissed off because now I had to experience unnecessary human interaction and some poor fricking kid who is being forced by boomer management to try to make smalltalk while they check me out even though nobody wants that except for people with a foot in the grave.
What I love about Kojima is that he is entirely earnest. He's cringe and he lacks self-awareness but that is what makes him special in the modern age. There are very few developers like him that just want to make something cool no matter how it's perceived.
Cringe
Worship him
i unironically wish i was as invested in my own stuff as much as this man is
He's literally that "creative people" image. I hate him so much.
ur just mad u dont have ideas like him
Why is he so fricking cringe, holy shit
I MAKE CAMERA
is he moronic?
>my life is like a video game
For me it's
>snake's womb
marge?
The original 'Big Boss' was a woman. That is very old news.
did the boss also have the codename snake? it seems obvious cause of the scar and stuff but I don't remember if they ever directly confirm that
COBRA unit
yeah im just wondering if the boss was ever just called snake. also wouldn't be surprised if zero used the snake codename at some point
There are so much nonsense here that I don't even know where to start. lol
This guy smokes weed. That’s a weed thought process. Imagine how hard it is to get weed in japan. I’d blaze with Jojima, yo
Hes like that one kid at sxhool who used to run like sonic
What happened to those kids? How did adult life turn out for them
Normally. Kids do dumb shit like that all the time, usually they grow out of it, but on rare occasions they go completely off the rails and believe they're jesus christ.
literally me
t. jesus
The one who went to my school is in jail for being a pedo
They are all at the sonic general
They grew out of it
T.one of those kids
I ran like naruto in primary school once and everyone including teacher laughted.
Now I’m a doctor lol
Don't feel too bad about it, I used to use named attacks in sports, now I'm an architect.
My cousin used to run like Naruto with his arms behind his back up until he was in high school.
sovl
Does Kojima have autism?
hes gay and autistic
knowing this makes everything in games make sense
Gay, autistic and communist.
he has a wife and kid
>homosexuals can't have babies and beards
100%, everything he comes up with is just from western movies.
he is unironically insane
i wear my backbag on my front sometimes
This is what all those overgrown writers and directors working on movie games lack, that touch of madness, that tinge of autism, the mark of auteurship
Very few people in the vidya industry have it but even among them Kojimbles is the blueprint
imagine watching this little asian guy bringing his bag to the front. completely unhinged.
>japanese man meets western cashier less checkout
>UOOH IM STRANDING
It's not a western thing. It's all over the place in Japan, Korea and China.
does he have brain problems
Perhaps people with brain problems make better games.
Well he hasn't made a good game since mgs3 but kojima drones will always defend the asiatic no matter what
He's asiatic lucas. His handler left after 3 and while he has interesting ideas sometimes, he's fricking unhinged and needs someone to tell him no sometimes.
Actual moronation and mental illness
actual sperg
kek. is this real? it's so funny that I used to hate this man because of the way people gassed the frick out of metal gear solid. but after playing death stranding. I actually feel like I understand his cringe quirkiness. I respect the game more than him but...he's grown on meh
comes off like total parody but is in fact real
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1441697501992476674
Lots of jealousy in this thread, hate to see it
Other than probably his substantial wealth relative my own, there is nothing I am jealous of at all. I think I'd hate to be like him. It seems almost torturous.
uh huh, I see
situational gut side backpack is based because it's good for your overly produded spine in the stomach area (at the expense of hunchback)
one shoulder bags are cringe no matter how you sling them
I'm surprised he didn't claim to have invented grocery stores
Hideo stays strapped. Do not frick with his chest bags, fanny packs, or several jacket pockets. Do not approach him.
>guy who invented death stranding
>"I'm getting deaths stranded vibes rn
hahahah this made me laugh really hard
i'm glad i can still enjoy Ganker somtimes
diagnosis: autism
When you come to America you should purchase a firearm (if you are legally able to do so). You'll feel much safer.
Why are people seething uncontrollably at this?
we are laughing with the lovable sperg
is there a bigger midwit pseud homosexual in all of vidya than this man
Zoomers don't know how big a deal MGS was at the time
For MGS1-3 alone, Kojima has enough clout capital to justify any amount of masturbation posts and projects until the end of days
its crazy how Ganker has turned on kojima
mgs v was the breaking point
>its crazy how Ganker has turned on kojima
nu-/v/*
It's because of this relatable autism that I forgive him for occasional leftist nonsense in his games
I've loved him since NES. He's one of the living people I would like to meet.
younger people who want to make fun of him just really don't get what he has done
He hasn't done anything but obsess over western movies and make japanese versions of them but as video games
sounds mega based to me
You find it based that a man who styles himself as a creative with original vision is perhaps the most derivative man on earth?
yea, I'm too self conscious to be that blissfully happy and based
that dude's living his best life hanging with celebrities all day
I guess it is pretty based that he's fooled Hollywood into believing he's hot shit when he's actually a midwit
>NES
He didn't make any NES games, metal gear on the NES is fan fiction sorry.
? played it when it came out
Not his port or intended version, which was on the msx
He’s literally unapologetically insane and it has a charm to it. Now that he is free from Konami he 20000% batshit crazy and I find his antics hilarious. Dude is an unintentional comedian.
For me its bye bye sausage
it was farewell sausage
https://twitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/200151426259894272
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I wish he would go extinct. I hate him.
Based. I wish I had this level of self confidence.
He's still shilling his shitty walking simulator?
hes indie developer please understand
LOL la creatividad can't compete with the true Master
we get it, From makes normie games now, what about it?
>miyazaki makes normie games
>but fricking KOJIMA is the lone underdog
c'mon anon you're being silly now
elden ring is normie heaven
what kind of moronic npc goycattle do you have to be to care about popularity. I love both games, but seriously I couldnt care less about how many people play these games as long as enough play it to justify sequels in the case where sequels should exist.
Very few people have played one of my favorite games and Its probably better that way because people like you would literally seethe and throw temper tantrums over the subject matter.
Because Kojima thinks he's the GOAT all the time and kept show off himself hanging out with Hollywood celeb, then we have Miyazaki who doesn't care about popularity and attention from media.
Kojima doesnt think he is the best of all time, in fact if you ask him what he thinks the best games are he doesnt even list any of his own. He just has autism anon, its not hard to understand, he doesnt know how to communicate or just doesnt care to in a manner that people are used to. Kojima loves movie stars because he grew up watching hollywood movies, it was his autistic obsession probably.
oh boy, demons souls 8
I'm glad he never went into film since he's a living meme.
I went to a store today to find they closed down the self checkout lanes
And felt fricking pissed off because now I had to experience unnecessary human interaction and some poor fricking kid who is being forced by boomer management to try to make smalltalk while they check me out even though nobody wants that except for people with a foot in the grave.
That's just how it is on these mean streets
>Strand books
hahah i didnt even notice
What I love about Kojima is that he is entirely earnest. He's cringe and he lacks self-awareness but that is what makes him special in the modern age. There are very few developers like him that just want to make something cool no matter how it's perceived.
Blud thinks he's in an anime. He better not come to my city, his old ahh will get dealt with quick.