I miss motion control being popular. These still feel like a fun workout.

I miss motion control being popular. These still feel like a fun workout.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else stick their dick in the jacket for this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the wii-remote condom?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The switch has motion controls tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but nobody really uses it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flimsy plastic aren't motion controls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The switch has motion controls tho
      LMAO
      Yeah, sure.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >These still feel like a fun workout
    At what point other than maybe Wii Fit and your first time playing Wii Sports Boxing did you ever get a workout playing the Wii? The idea that you had to use full body movements with every single game never made sense to me because that was never the case to begin with. Somehow I found a way to relax playing Wii games while others seem to think playing it means you have to go to the gym after work.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a switch. The joycons are 100% better than this shit.
    Then buy either Fitboxing 2.Fitboxing Fist of the north star or Fitboxing with Miku Hatsune.

    Those games exercise your whole body.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This console almost ruined oneechabara for me. The controls were actually good and responsive. It also had as many enemies show up as dead rising did, but on the wii without crashing.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Wii was unironically the greatest piece of vidya history to have ever been created. It's was just pure unfiltered joy

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DS and Wii were the most innovative eras of Nintendo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No anon. They were GIMMICKS! BOOOO! GRRR! HISSSS! PISSSS!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were. They sucked.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was a developer issue. Wagglan gimmicks stop being gimmicks when they're not included just because that's a controller feature and actually enhances gameplay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can someone be so unfun? Golfing 18 holes in my room feels kino.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What game(s) let me swing the wiimote around like a moron pretending it's a sword?
    Dragon Quest Swords was stupid because of the precision required. I just want to wave the dang thing around in a general slashing motion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight Princess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried red steel 2 for like 5 minutes when it came out and decided it was better than red steel 1.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red Steel 2.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gyro is simply superior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubted this until I actually tried it tbh.
      I'm surprised that hardly any fps games on console use it, it's far more intuitive than stick aiming.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's "intuitive" but doesn't actually get close to actual pointing devices, so the kind of people playing on console would much rather just not disable aim assist for it (since that's what multiplayer games that DO support it do)

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed the pointer, for metroid prime 3. You should stop using the term motion controls.
    They were great to box with. Could have been nice to have swordplay with. I guess the controls were too physical for fatties. Fair enough for disabled people, not so for everyone else. Joypads are the worst way to play games. A pointer is even better than a mouse to aim with, as well as navigate in general. We probably won't see the wii's controls again. Next step is gloves and VR/AR.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Motion controls are awful and always have been

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. T-Rex

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incompetent Dev problem and nothing more.
    We could perfect wiimote technology but Devs don't like the market dividing games between motion controls and traditional

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Devs don't like the market dividing games between motion controls and traditional
      They don't like ANYTHING coming between it and "traditional".

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is my sequel? Where is my remaster? I'll take anything at this point.

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