You're moronic. Bretons are humans that have elvish ancestry, so they have more potent magic in their blood. That's it. They're not ""half"" elf at all.
How is that israeliteing up the argument? So Breton being part israeli and part euopean makes them white is that what you're saying?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ganker went to shit because homosexuals like you made up moronic troll arguments and then actual morons came along and saw your posts and unironically thought they had a home here. You should feel bad.
You're moronic. Bretons are humans that have elvish ancestry, so they have more potent magic in their blood. That's it. They're not ""half"" elf at all.
>You will never be human
moron. I'm a Dunmergay. Being human never even entered the equation. You're just factually wrong and no amount of Amerimutt style political baiting can save you from been seen as a homosexual.
>lorelet
Actually wounded me. I care way more about the lore and setting than seemingly even the devs do. Just kill me now and put me out of my fricking misery. DO IT!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry anon, unironically. As I posted it I realized how assmad I'd be if someone were to call me a lorelet.
I'm just shitposting, Bretons are humans (mostly).
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's all good, brother. I'm actually not assmad that you called me a lorelet, I'm assmad that there are few games worth being a lorelet about. It might sound moronic but I miss arguing about what Dark Souls lore means or about the social economy of the Elder Scrolls universe or the politics. It was just good times. Just not had a game like that in awhile.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Same.
>not had a game like that in awhile
True. There really is nothing on the horizon with intriguing world building.
Warhammer and Warcraft lore is fun slop but it's just nowhere near TES lore for me. Mostly because Warhammer just goes back and forth on retcons due to GW being stagnating moneygrubbing rats and Warcraft lore got absolutely raped after WotLK.
Dragon Age universe also got murdered in the cradle and Mass Effect degenerated.
BG3 was shackled to bloatmaxed Forgotten Realms/WotC moronation and Larian's Divinity world is kinda bland and only carried by humorous tone. At least it's not insipid as Pillars of Eternity/Avowed world.
And seeing the absolute devastation Fallout has been going through and just how generic Slopfield was I'm afraid what little of interest I still retain for TES will also get erased in TES6. Even Kurt Kuhlmann left. The old guard is completely gone now.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You'd be my friend if you weren't a homosexual anon.
Only law I follow is to protect the innocent. If I break a man's law to do that, it has no bearing on me. That's neutral good. Lawful good means doing things like paying 20,000 gold to a lying scum suck for a story item instead of whooping his ass and stealing it.
>Play nothing but rogues and thieves in games >Heart still wants to be a paladin that has a last stand against the forces of evil
I'm having my repentant thief moment in vidya
Ignoring the baiting, NG is doing good without purposefully obeying or thwarting what is considered lawful/societal good. Just doing what your own heart considers right without any external influence.
Goddamn this shit was so dumb I hate Blizzard so much for popularizing cinematics that have zero representation of gameplay. Frick Wrath of the Lich King.
His dad is Imperial hence the Latin name. His mom is Breton. TES genetic logic dictates that he's therefore classed as a Breton but still, he's mixed even at that.
>he's mixed even at that.
Tes lores has the children taking almost all of the womans dna, like 99%. Its how the bretons genocided the altmer through sex, over centuries and the only real change was a bit extra magic and magic resistance in the bretons. He's functionally a breton heritage wise. The most you could argue is he has some imperial ethics or something, but i think its all based in highrock in a highrock order, so dudes essentially all breton.
First generation of Breton slaves looked like elves from the distance. Nords only stopped massacring them in the ambush when the Bretons started speaking their language and begged them to stop. There's a reason they get called "Manmer".
Even the later generations are described, in lore, to look different with slightly pointed ears and sharper features. Even smaller lither stature was attributed to their heritage.
Of course not visible ingame since Bethesda's 3D modelers, especially for faces, suck donkey wieners.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>my fanfic says so >just not in the games in which its based
anon, pls.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>my fanfic says so
Read the lore. Cretinous parachuting lorelet.
>just not in the games in which its based
Based on ingame books.
I specified Bethesda's shoddy 3D models failing to depict this. Basic example being Dunmer having white sclera in Oblivion, which isn't lore accurate.
Don't quote me again, wiener breath.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lore itself states children inherit primarily from the mother, seethe more anon, it's bad for your heart (:. Oh and take that same energy and don't bother replying to me. Practice what u preach
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>lore itself states children inherit primarily from the mother
According to one researcher's observation in one book.
Other "lore" historical records talk about how early Bretons looked to normal humans that came across them - they couldn't fricking tell the difference between them and the elves they were supposed to be raiding.
Huge emphasis should be give on that "primarily". Because if they were all defaulting to the race of their mothers there wouldn't be "Bretons" at all. There wouldn't be Reachmen either. They wouldn't even look like elves at first at all. They'd all just be Nedes from start to finish.
If contradicting and questionable lore statements bother you then not only are you a newbie lorelet, TES world building isn't suited for your boxed monkey brain to begin with.
Hate how the Elf is portrayed in all the eso marketing material. I get that the alien looking Altmer would turn off chicks and coomers, but it's still fricking lame.
what the frick are those leather gauntlets/bicep guards?? so fricking ugly, just give basic chainmail with a bit of lamelar slapped on, yuck
i don't know who made, but this is just a shittier and leather-ier variant of Northern God armor mod
but he's the villain tho
Nah, he's the hero.
vgh... human male fighter (2 hander)... home
>human
bretons are humans
They're half elf they're literally not.
You're moronic. Bretons are humans that have elvish ancestry, so they have more potent magic in their blood. That's it. They're not ""half"" elf at all.
Mixed black white are half human to you? You seriously hold that belief in 2024?
Stop israeliteing up the argument.
How is that israeliteing up the argument? So Breton being part israeli and part euopean makes them white is that what you're saying?
Ganker went to shit because homosexuals like you made up moronic troll arguments and then actual morons came along and saw your posts and unironically thought they had a home here. You should feel bad.
They're elf rape baby experiment mongrels
You will never be human
>You will never be human
moron. I'm a Dunmergay. Being human never even entered the equation. You're just factually wrong and no amount of Amerimutt style political baiting can save you from been seen as a homosexual.
Ok lorelet secondary
>lorelet
Actually wounded me. I care way more about the lore and setting than seemingly even the devs do. Just kill me now and put me out of my fricking misery. DO IT!
Sorry anon, unironically. As I posted it I realized how assmad I'd be if someone were to call me a lorelet.
I'm just shitposting, Bretons are humans (mostly).
It's all good, brother. I'm actually not assmad that you called me a lorelet, I'm assmad that there are few games worth being a lorelet about. It might sound moronic but I miss arguing about what Dark Souls lore means or about the social economy of the Elder Scrolls universe or the politics. It was just good times. Just not had a game like that in awhile.
Same.
>not had a game like that in awhile
True. There really is nothing on the horizon with intriguing world building.
Warhammer and Warcraft lore is fun slop but it's just nowhere near TES lore for me. Mostly because Warhammer just goes back and forth on retcons due to GW being stagnating moneygrubbing rats and Warcraft lore got absolutely raped after WotLK.
Dragon Age universe also got murdered in the cradle and Mass Effect degenerated.
BG3 was shackled to bloatmaxed Forgotten Realms/WotC moronation and Larian's Divinity world is kinda bland and only carried by humorous tone. At least it's not insipid as Pillars of Eternity/Avowed world.
And seeing the absolute devastation Fallout has been going through and just how generic Slopfield was I'm afraid what little of interest I still retain for TES will also get erased in TES6. Even Kurt Kuhlmann left. The old guard is completely gone now.
You'd be my friend if you weren't a homosexual anon.
Thanks.
No, they are better.
I prefer human male fighter (1 hander) (no shield) (I'll still beat you)
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVGH
>bretons
>max STR and VIT
>neutral good
>claymore
>son of a noble
>white human man
>redeems evil pussy
Yup, it's gaming time.
>Neutral good
gay
t. lawful good gang
Only law I follow is to protect the innocent. If I break a man's law to do that, it has no bearing on me. That's neutral good. Lawful good means doing things like paying 20,000 gold to a lying scum suck for a story item instead of whooping his ass and stealing it.
Who determines innocence?
Evil means don't justify virtuous ends, anon
>Play nothing but rogues and thieves in games
>Heart still wants to be a paladin that has a last stand against the forces of evil
I'm having my repentant thief moment in vidya
>NEUTRAL GOOD
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IS ISRAEL NEUTRAL GOOD TO YOU!?
Ignoring the baiting, NG is doing good without purposefully obeying or thwarting what is considered lawful/societal good. Just doing what your own heart considers right without any external influence.
>Redeems
Ew. Falls to it please.
buh buh buh based
I like that the warden gets progressively spikier.
How do I achieve this in BG3?
You can't because Neutral Good isn't a real alignment.
why not
>Not free bird
gay op.
who's he?
Goddamn this shit was so dumb I hate Blizzard so much for popularizing cinematics that have zero representation of gameplay. Frick Wrath of the Lich King.
SOMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU
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Best thing that came out of TESO. That CGI trailer, not the actual DLC.
There was a sick Kordhell edit too but it's gone now.
A bit dark soulian and a bit dungeon and dragonian, ludo.
Face reveal for this guy was literally just Default Middle Aged Generic Human Male kek
Good.
Bretons are WHITE
His dad is Imperial hence the Latin name. His mom is Breton. TES genetic logic dictates that he's therefore classed as a Breton but still, he's mixed even at that.
>Imperial
Colovian specifically.
>he's mixed even at that.
Tes lores has the children taking almost all of the womans dna, like 99%. Its how the bretons genocided the altmer through sex, over centuries and the only real change was a bit extra magic and magic resistance in the bretons. He's functionally a breton heritage wise. The most you could argue is he has some imperial ethics or something, but i think its all based in highrock in a highrock order, so dudes essentially all breton.
First generation of Breton slaves looked like elves from the distance. Nords only stopped massacring them in the ambush when the Bretons started speaking their language and begged them to stop. There's a reason they get called "Manmer".
Even the later generations are described, in lore, to look different with slightly pointed ears and sharper features. Even smaller lither stature was attributed to their heritage.
Of course not visible ingame since Bethesda's 3D modelers, especially for faces, suck donkey wieners.
>my fanfic says so
>just not in the games in which its based
anon, pls.
>my fanfic says so
Read the lore. Cretinous parachuting lorelet.
>just not in the games in which its based
Based on ingame books.
I specified Bethesda's shoddy 3D models failing to depict this. Basic example being Dunmer having white sclera in Oblivion, which isn't lore accurate.
Don't quote me again, wiener breath.
lore itself states children inherit primarily from the mother, seethe more anon, it's bad for your heart (:. Oh and take that same energy and don't bother replying to me. Practice what u preach
>lore itself states children inherit primarily from the mother
According to one researcher's observation in one book.
Other "lore" historical records talk about how early Bretons looked to normal humans that came across them - they couldn't fricking tell the difference between them and the elves they were supposed to be raiding.
Huge emphasis should be give on that "primarily". Because if they were all defaulting to the race of their mothers there wouldn't be "Bretons" at all. There wouldn't be Reachmen either. They wouldn't even look like elves at first at all. They'd all just be Nedes from start to finish.
If contradicting and questionable lore statements bother you then not only are you a newbie lorelet, TES world building isn't suited for your boxed monkey brain to begin with.
Hate how the Elf is portrayed in all the eso marketing material. I get that the alien looking Altmer would turn off chicks and coomers, but it's still fricking lame.
I prefer it this way, Elder Scrolls elves are alien monsters. Makes me not want to play them.
1bar jab spec templars are already here anon you're saved
I cannot get into the mindset of your average Dunmer, what makes them tick? What gives them ambitions? Why can't their females resist human men?
aeiou
average breton male getting ready to murder his family because his wife refuses to have sex with 3 redguards while he watches
average Breton man waiting to destroy Orsnimium for the 5th time, and fend off another Redguard invasion.
welp
Thread made me reinstall Skyrim (with Requiem)
gonna roll a Breton 2H with some alteration here and there
frick you guys
what the frick are those leather gauntlets/bicep guards?? so fricking ugly, just give basic chainmail with a bit of lamelar slapped on, yuck
i don't know who made, but this is just a shittier and leather-ier variant of Northern God armor mod
Wonder how the Elder Scrolls writers feel about this maniac being one of the most idolized figures in the lore now
It was their decision to depict their 3 OC Donut Steels getting styled on by a random, mute, faceless frickbucket.
They must have realized that everyone loves stoic knight underdogs, especially when they kick ass.
The next ES game will have a Breton exclusive faction dedicated to larping as this guy and I'm gonna join iy
He's literally me
>Can't make a pure fighter on ESO without gimping yourself.
>ESO combat sucks dicks anyways.