I never got the appeal of cooking games. You can just cook stuff IRL to have your cake and eat it too, after all?

I never got the appeal of cooking games. You can just cook stuff IRL to have your cake and eat it too, after all?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when are people going to genetic engineer this into existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they won't look like Kemono girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's fine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the tied-up tail?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Beauty standard in kemono culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. At most they’ll be cat girls you see in anime.
        And plus people are just going to be just as mad about them as they are right now because some of the first people who will be in line for that shit will probably be furries. And upon that they’ll be christgays calling it and whatever method an affront to God and all that nonsense. It will be like that one Christ larper does now, but thrown all across news and media about degenerates who are turning themselves into animals.
        Then we’ll see images of botched surgeries and even more suicide statistics of people who did it and failed. With everything wrong going wrong for them, they’ll be under that whole color vomit flag movement
        so you really don’t want that to happen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll look like this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The eyes are a bit too big. They'd just look like animals with human bodies and animal paws

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The eyes are a bit too big.
              either way, that's what they would look like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genetic engineering will be definitely a 200 year effort due to having to be careful and making small changes on a per-generation basis to avoid billions of fricked up medical issues, not to mention making it actually aesthetically pleasing.

      Kemodroids will come first, and sometime after that you'll have the last few chudcels using cybernetics and artificial skin to turn into furry waifus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god damn am I glad I don't have to live through sci fi actual transexualism. I fricking can't stand autists very poorly pretending to be women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why cant I have a fat lazy kemogirl-transitioned anon as a gamer gf that I can buy vidya for and breed like a madman...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chudcels
        Why can't you just say "nerd"? Why do you kids have to bring in this stupid ironic labeling stuff?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cheetah gf
    >She cums in the first 10 seconds and is to tired to continue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll never feel inadequate, at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she straddles you and goes ultrasonic jackhammer mode on your dick for maximum cum extraction speed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        That's when you keep going and make her cum again and again until she's mindbroken. Who cares if she's tired? Just pin her down and mating press her, all she has to do is lay there and take it.

        More content with this premise?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real

      That's when you keep going and make her cum again and again until she's mindbroken. Who cares if she's tired? Just pin her down and mating press her, all she has to do is lay there and take it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No physically superior anthro gf that you completely dominate sexually
      God why do I live?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NEED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cheetah
        >Physically superior
        You could probably beat the shit out of one right now anon. No bullshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please do not lean on the door.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real

      Is this true?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's a dumb meme made up by incels and racists against cheetahs we aren't like that at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we
          Anon...?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry typo autocorrect my totally normal human hands are a bit too big

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy solution: get 10 cheetah gfs.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm filled with dread whenever I see images like this because I know I will never have this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude like anthro women as much as the next guy, but.....if they were real they'd act like the selfish greedy opportunistic b***hes from Bojack Horseman. They would be human women with animalistic bodies. You would endure the same shit like divorce rape and false accusations to lose your job by HR and bullshit like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude stfu don't bring all your drama bullshit into our fantasies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine all the hair in your food though

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why are we in the bedroom to bake a creampie, Anon?"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has a human husband btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she will do it 😉

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the appeal of fuzzy women.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to go to the store to pick up random ingredient you don't have
    >messy and have to clean a million dishes afterwards
    >eating fun food too often makes you fat
    It's worth it to share with my cheetah wife howmst'ever

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's harder to frick up things in a game. but anon you might say, cooking irl is one of the the easiest things in the world! i answer - yes it is, and the majority of the human population is dumber than a monkey so my point stands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right were in agreement. real people aren't buying frozen fish, they buy it fresh. this is actual evidence that were in a simulation.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of the dumb joke idea I had about a setting with multiple fantasy races. Pretty much just your generic Elves, Dwarves, Lizardpeople, Beastmen, Humans, etc. fare. The beastmen have a weird quirk to them, however - the catfolk are all weirdly skilled at (and thus well-known for) baking. Any kind of baking, but especially baking that requires kneading dough.
    Catfolk-made biscuits are extremely popular.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't end up with half a dozen different pots and utensils to clean up when cooking in a game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds to me like you are just being inefficient

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cleaning up is the worst fricking part of cooking.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD
    NEED

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moeshit but furry

    we're reaching grotesque levels that shouldnt be possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make e-girl furry pawns?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't even really make a regular e-girl in the game

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play cooking games, but I love having fancy dishes in videogames.

    Deadfire, Dragon's Crown, Monster Hunter all had mouth-watering depictions of exotic dishes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you like Dragon's crown food, you should go for Unicorn overlord too
      they got some comfy looking dishes too.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer feeding games myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

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