I only catch male pokemon because playing with a female pokemon is fricking gay

I only catch male pokemon because playing with a female pokemon is fricking gay

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing with males sounds more gay tbqh

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much wiener do you suck daily?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female MC = homosexual
    Female Pokemon = homosexual
    Pokemon that supposedly have no gender like metagross = homosexual
    Pixie mew clones = homosexual
    Fairy Types = homosexual
    Eeveelutions = homosexual

    It aint easy playing these shitty games as a straight man

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a harem = homosexual
      anon, I have bad news for you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        but isn’t a homosexual a man that likes other men? sounds like you coom to Lucas and Florian homosexual

        >nomnomnom me love men
        homosexualS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are solid facts, anyone who is against this is a fricking homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      but isn’t a homosexual a man that likes other men? sounds like you coom to Lucas and Florian homosexual

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The MC is the representation of the player in the video game, If you feel represented by Dawn or Juliana and you are a man, yes you are a BIG homosexual

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The MC is the representation of the player in the video game, If you feel represented by Lucas or Florian and you are an adult, you are a PEDO that wants to be in a child’s body

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The MC is the representation of the player in the video game, If you feel represented by Dawn or Juliana and you are an adult man, you are a homosexual and a PEDO that wants to be in a little girl’s body

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The MC is the representation of the player in the video game, If you feel represented by an underage child video game character and you are an adult, you are a DISGUSTING PEDO that wants to be in a little child’s body

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you play Pokemon games you are a PEDO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                took you a while to figure out

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                not the same anon, I just wanted to finish the chain

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          self-insertgay kys. imagine not being able to play metroid because samus is a girl lmfao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why yes, I don't play games where the MC is a woman, How did you know?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOOOO IM AN AUTISTIC homosexual THAT CANT RECOGNIZE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS LIKE MARIO AND SONIC ARENT ME AND I CANT DISASSOCIATE NOOOO MY homosexualRY AND AUTISM NOOOOOO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about you

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board isn't ready to handle such amounts of truth.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO WHY DO I HAVE TO FINISH TEAL MASK TO START INDIGO DISK I DONT WANT TO MANDATORY CATCH A FEMALE OGERPON NOOOOOOO IM A homosexual THAT ONLY LIKES MALE wienerS NOOOOOOOO

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't catch them all.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Machamp
    >Mudsdale
    >Rillaboom
    >Diggersby
    >Zebstrika
    >Slaking

    Certified Straight Male Team

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why masculinity and troonyninity will never go together. Masculine straoght males (dont really exist but lets say the least effeminated/deformed), other than being miserable in their condition, hate everything about females other than ooga booga sex.

    A real man could only ever go with another real man. Everything different is a troony that plays with barbies (btw females are biological trannies so they dont really make a difference either kek)

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's funny because I ONLY catch female pokemon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      because youre an aids infested homosex

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gay to not use male trainer with female pokemon (outside of gen II because losing is gay).

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go, homosexualS. Right from Tajiri's mouth.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao
      i wonder if modern zoomers live with the new generations the same magic i lived with gen 3 and 4 and the neighboring kids

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO SHOVELS ARE CREATED FOR DIGGING YOU CANT USE THAT SHOVEL TO BASH MY homosexual PEDO BRAIN IN

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys homosexual

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you first sperg tourist

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >somehow everything is related to sexual perversions
        kys coomer piece of shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread is about pokemon used in teams
      >deflects to which trainer he uses

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AGP Troons.. let's flee.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pick the girl only in HGSS and XY

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    clearly the only correct answer is

    >male for odd playthroughs
    >female for even playthroughs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I do.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no genders in gen 1
    boomer bros we win yet again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's a nidoran

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think that males were stronger but I think someone here said that wasn't true

    The only time it's cool to have a female is if you're doing a Nidorina / Nidoran combo or something similar

    Goldeen + Magikarp could work

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Males were stronger in gen 2 because the attack DV determined gender.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a pokemon is cool or badass looking, and has masculine traits, I choose the male variant. If a pokemon has more feminine or cutesy traits, I choose the female variant. Simple as.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only catch male pokemon because I am shit at thinking up nicknames for female pokemon

    and because I'm a homosexual

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