I only play these games

Keep your zoomer slop away from me.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right in that these games are completely zoomer-proof.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/quuOUwb.jpg

      Keep your zoomer slop away from me.

      >pac-man
      >oregon trail
      >breakout
      >galaxian/galaga
      >space invaders
      >rogue
      >"zoomer proof"
      you guys are fricking moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No phoneposting spazbrain is going to play Rogue or Zork, let alone finish them
        Just because they mention Rogue a lot because new games extend playtime by not letting you save doesn't mean they ever touched it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"No phoneposting spazbrain is going to play Rogue or Zork, let alone finish them"
          literally an entire subgenre exists based on rogue dumbass.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see you totally ignored the second line, perhaps it got cut off on your mobile browser?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we recently had threads in here dismissing all games made before 1985 and also text adventures specifically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we recently had threads in here dismissing all games made before 1985
          Such moronation almost seems impossible but I believe it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Joust was never good and the only "people" shilling it are Gregg's regulars.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf are you talking about, joust is awesome
              balloon fight was an inferior copy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Joust was never good and the only "people" shilling it are Gregg's regulars.

                >we recently had threads in here dismissing all games made before 1985
                Such moronation almost seems impossible but I believe it.

                Joust was weird ass fug and not fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb phoneposter

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine being in your 50s and caring about what games zoomers play.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2600 garbage
    >breakout twice
    >no Berzerk
    >unironically playing Boxing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Berzerk
      Indeed the biggest sin OP's commited.
      It's the most fun 2600 title I've played by far.
      It's still a decent list though.

      P.S. 7800's the most sleek looking console ever.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a zoomer double agent. I can tell because he forgot to include Qix

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Invaders has got to be the shittiest game ever to be labeled as a classic. I don't the appeal of it or why so many 60 year olds love it so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the first single player mass market video game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s still fun

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of those are actually excellent. I hope you're playing the arcade version of Night Driver and not the console port that's pictured.

    Also, sell me on Steeplechase.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK, I tried Steeplechase and it straight up fricking sucks. Most of the rest of OP's chart is good, but that game is not.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    night driver but not enduro? no warlords? no imagic games?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Missing out on Polybius
    Kek, cute baby-first gamies there OP.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Keystone Capers
    >No Crackpot
    >No Oink!
    Shameful display.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ya and look at the covers. There are random models that look to be 20-30

    This PROVES video games were another ramdom guys hobby originally and now what did it turn into?

    Why do they have to ruin anything/everything?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no yars
    cmon

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far have been enjoying the library the 2600 has to offer. I really like H.E.R.O and joust. The games may be primitive and short, but have a very nice charm to them. I can understand why people come back to this library every so often.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /vr/ made a 2600 top 100 chart recently.

  13. 3 months ago
    We Live to be Anonymous

    These games = GOAT

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't work

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