I really hope Microsoft buys Nintendo or at least just Gamefreak.
This shit needs to be stopped asap
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I really hope Microsoft buys Nintendo or at least just Gamefreak. This shit needs to be stopped asap
>using the best legendaries of nu-gens on the bottom (which are better than many old ones)
What did she mean by this
>calyrex
>best legendaries of the nu-gens
>better than many old ones
I can accept someone thinking the other two are great but calyrex is one of the worst designs in the entire franchise, what are you on
A complete autistic loser like you doesn't really get to decide what is great and what isn't. Pro jap illustrators will always know visual design better than a biased random nerd like you
>i-it has to be good, because gamefreak made it!!!!!!!!!
lol
>Zekrom
>dragon with engine in its ass
belongs in the bottom category
So does rubber chicken on fire and yellow fearow.
zekrom is dope and you shall cope
zekrom is dumb and you're under arrest
Based Zekrom enjoyer
Anon that doesn’t even rhyme, come on
you're replying a criminal scum, c'mere.
Microsoft is cancer. They want 100% cloud gaming and have a worse track record than nintendo.
>They want 100% cloud gaming
Abloobloo. It's not their fault their competitors are fricking trash, britbong.
>YOULL OWN NOTHING AND YOULL BE HAPPY
KYS
>britbong
>out of nowhere
I see we've rented space in your head, schizo. Long may your torment continue, obsessed homosexual.
>Mewtwo: legendary with a sad backstory
>Ogerpon: legendary with sad backstory
This is not low IQ bias this is just moronation
The difference is that Mewtwo is cool
>Hairless cat furries are cool now
bad bait. No one doesn't think Mewtwo is cool
Not the anon you’re replying to, but Mewtwo was always lame and a mediocre Frieza ripoff.
And?
He was as cool as Nemesis you misguided child.
: legendary with sad backstory
what's so sad about it?
this gay just wants to live with humans
>Rejected by everyone but her human friend
>Human friend gets brutally murdered
>People hate her for a misunderstanding for YEARS
>"what's so sad about it?"
Ogerpon’s neglect wasn’t just years but probably a whole century.
Mewtwo’s trauma was at least 20 years depending on the continuity in comparison.
>Microsoft buys Gamefreak
>Nothing changes because Gamefreak is making a ton of money on a shoestring budget already
At least Microsoft will give Gamefreak actual comfortable deadlines instead of forcing them to poop 3 games every year like Nintendo
Nintendo isn’t the one making the deadlines lmfao
Microsoft would do literally nothing about TPCI’s business decisions
Nintendo ARE making the deadlines anon. Pokémon is exclusive and made to sell consoles (BDSP doubled the weekly switch sales on launch week). Therefore, it launches when Nintendo tell them they want it to launch. They learned at the very start, Game Freak need three years to comfortably make new games. Since then, they adjusted their timescale and started ordering rehashes in between main game releases, just like Gen 1 turned out to successfully seed the brand.
>Nintendo ARE making the deadlines anon.
Yeah sure which is why Nintendo has to tell investors they have next to nothing to do with pokemon.
Because they don't. They don't develop it, conceptualise it or curate it, because that's Game Freak's division (just like when Tajiri took his idea to Nintendo and they told Miyamoto to teach him how to develop vidya better, then left him to his own devices).
They do however still publish it outside Japan, still have an exclusivity agreement for the games to launch when a kid-friendly version of the newest console is release and still earn the most profit on brand sales, because they pick up console sales alongside every copy sold, 100% of all profit from them goes directly into nintendo coffers. They CAN pay for someone to do thing and not have to sit over their shoulder ensuring they do thing, which is why they set the release date when they hand over the new project budget.
you dont know anything about how business works
No, you c**ts don't know how Pokémon works and apply western gaming tropes to it to explain it.
Game Freak are independent from Nintendo, but signed an exclusivity deal with Ninty to make Pokémon and sell it, after Gen 1 went so big burgerland wanted it to make money. They along with Nintendo and creatures divested themselves of marketing, product development/approval, spin-off production, toy rights deals, everything not directly related to producing core pokémon games went to TPC (including Game Freak retaining sole creative control on what gets added to the Pokémon universe, after shudo tried to put his self-insert in as a donut steel), except the contract between Nintendo and Game Freak to continue making Pokémon. More time passed and Nintendo ceded more to TPC, while still retaining their initial share split (30% of TPC), still retaining all trademarks, along with the master trademark and still retaining their contract with Game /Freak to produce new games for their consoles. Core pokémon sells consoles, spin-offs sell merch, if they even sell and Nintendo knows this innately. Which is why they're never going to give up that final; slice of guaranteed profit they still retain, by funding the games that drive console sales for them, when the system's slipped behind the big boys and the 20-somethings are whining it's old.
You'd do well to read the Iwata asks interviews conducted around HGSS and BW (I suppose BW2 too, but the first two had actual Gen 1-era peeps reminiscing in large numbers about the very early days of Pokémon) which give a better understanding to how it's set up.
>They do however still publish it outside Japan, still have an exclusivity agreement for the games to launch when a kid-friendly version of the newest console is release
Do you have any idea how moronic you have to be to believe this when the only instance you have is the switch lite which released two months before SS?
>Switch Lite - one month prior to Gen 8 debut on Switch/Lite
>2DS - same day as Gen 6 debut on 2/3DS
>DS Lite - 3 months prior to Gen 4 debut on DS/Lite
Three points of data is a line, so frick you cumstain. When they launch Gen 10 without waiting two years for the kiddy system is when you can clapback. Not when they're in the middle of the drive. New system isn't coming until 2024, which means Gen 10 is 2026, to coincide with the 30th anniversary.
>Three points of data is a line,
He says as he provides one single instance. Or did you forget that dppt was delayed and meant to release before 2006? And a month doesn't mean shit when your claim was that it was day one and it was two months dipshit.
You didn't even bother doing an ounce of research.
>At least Microsoft will give Gamefreak actual comfortable deadlines
Ah yes, a yearly deadline will be much better.
gamefreak has been recycling the same engine, animations, models and assets from XY with slight edits in every new game because they literally have no time to do new stuff before deadlines
Fun fact, most of those assets aren't even made by GF, they're made by creatures.
The issue with GF has never been time, it's competence. If a smaller studio had all of the tools and support GF has they could crank out games in less than a year.
Right nintendo is known to rush games. They wouldnt dare delay a game until its ready
This gen has been full of early access games from Nintendo.
Like what?
Even though the first one was on the Wii U, all 3 Splatoon games.
Animal Crossing
Arms
All the Mario Sports games
Mario Maker
All launched missing significant portions of the game while making users wait for more to be added post-release.
The thing is even without the dlcs those are still complete games and dlc are just bonus not the rest of the games. Its still cheaper anyway for more
>those are still complete games
Demonstrably false for Animal Crossing & Splatoon. Both of which launched with missing features that previous games in the franchise had day 1.
because they only release tech demos or 5 hours long shovelware (Mario games)
Cope.
Arrest.
>the games will now be full of Black folk and homos
oh wait we already have that
>I really hope Microsoft buys Nintendo
Why the frick would you want Microsoft to buy anything after what they did to Rare
>Dark souls invented wolves with swords in the mouth
Least dumb /vp/ user
not the same thing
do you hate pokemon?
if Microsoft buys Nintendo.
I'll just say: I'm marrying with PlayStation and screwing Nintendo and Xbox
Yea back in the golden age, Pokémon wanted the MLP audience! Where did it all go wrong
>Mythicals don't count... BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T, OK?!
Kyurem-Complete fricking WHEN
Legends/paradox unova
Is the bottom right even a legit pokemon design? The series has hit such rock bottom I can't tell anymore
>Cracks your skull open
>Cutely
Nah, it's going to be Lasengle (the one who is going to buy Nintendo) and you'll be like it.
Stop playing gacha games
No! Make me!
Dark souls ripped off Okami
Dark Souls is a spiritual successor to Demon's Souls which is a spiritual successor to King's Field (another hard action-rpg game by From Software)
Okami is a visual novel
No it's not.
I've never played Okami, this googled video is my only exposure to it. It just looks like Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon mixed with the Naruto: Ultimate Ninja series. You are wrong, go play King's Field and find out how wrong you are. Fromsoft has been making the same exact game for the last thirty years and it definitely did not start with this furrshit.
>Okami is a visual novel
Quite possibly the dumbest post ever to curse this board.
>Most of the game is unskippable long dialogues
yeah, it's a visual novel
And what in God's name makes you think that would change anything?
> immabird that ices
> lol immabird that fires. My name is fire
> cool my name is thunder and immabird that thunders
the most low effort game that can be played however you want
> I’m a literal lab rat gone wrong
I agree with your opinion on calyrex. My wife is not a ripoff of sif, wolves holding swords by their mouths have been a thing for a long time. Ogerpon is a cool oni and honors japanese tradition (although I agree it is weird Ogerpon is 100% female)
Ogerpon doesnt look like an ogre at all. She's way too human-like
American companies can’t buy Japanese companies, moron
keep seething
no they wont you stupid c**t!
gen 1 is the only part of pokemon that matters
>best anime
>best looking monsters
>not handholdy shit for mouthbreathers
>no chosen one plot revolving around catching god creatures
>villains are just criminals instead of cartoony ninja turtles villains in clown costumes bent on world domination
>not incredibly gay, racemixed and american like modern pokemon
You forgot the worst example, OP
the actual worst examples are Zarude and Zeraora, but i'm not sure if we're counting mythicals
I want to put all the ninja/kungfu 'mons in a blender. Hitmontop and Hitmonlee I'd spare. Everybody else gets it.
So basically the ones you're nostalgic for are fine despite Hitmonchan wearing fricking boxing gloves?
>its an hypocritical genwunner
Figures
>make two mons
>visibly identical in every way on team preview
>but two entirely different type combinations
What were they thinking, truly? If we include mythicals, then those two are the only real stinkers. Meloette gets close but not nearly as bad as two fursuit mons
>post gen 3 shit
lmao no. You don't get to say shit. Post Gen 3 legendaries are not legendary Pokemon. They are the regional themepark attraction. You even get your arbitrary "team" that is less memorable and entertaining than Rocket to be the regional tour-guides.
>"""then"""
>6th gen goyslop shit
kys
fix your eyes
>regional bird is bigger than Zapdos
Sorry man, I prefers this seagull borb
>Dark souls invented dog with a stick
homosexual have you ever interacted with a dog?
I hate that every legendary needs to be a fricking character with a fixed personality and they're practically gifted to you at the start. Remember when they were just rare, powerful beings that you're just lucky enough to stumble upon? Most protagonists don't even canonically own one because that's how elusive and powerful they are. Now, I just feel like a fricking mary sue with a time paradox legendary dragon as my personal ride while everyone else has no choice but to lick my boots the whole game.
>Remember when legendaries were just endgame mindless trophies with no connection to the story despite being in the fricking cover?
Good thing that changed
>every legendary needs to be shoehorned into the story because... they just need to, okay?!
You're what's wrong with nupokemon.
>they can't be shoehorned in the story because.. they just can't ok?!
You're what's wrong with genwun pokemon.
>every legendary needs to be shoehorned into the story because... they just need to, okay?!
Unironically yes, never gave a shit about any of the legendaries besides Mewtwo until SV started giving them actual personality besides being some demi god.
>It's fine when gen 2 does it
I don't recall the legendary beasts having personalities or roles in the story aside from their reveal.
>He doesn't know their personalities
Fake fan
Oh tell me, what is their personality in the game, then?
Tsundere, Tsundere and Tsundere
>throwing in BW trash with that image
Get the frick off my board you zoomer. And don't come back until gen beta starts underage posting.
>Legendaries were supposed to be rare and unique
>now legendaries are more common than Magikarp and they are always based on something from Yo-Kai Watch
man, zoomers and troons really have no standards
>now legendaries are more common than Magikarp and they are always based on something from Yo-Kai Watch
Name 5 examples
Munkidori
Okidogi
Fenzandipiti
Ogrepon
Calyrex
all of these are one of a kind anon
Nintenchads have always made fun of Pokécucks. Pokécucks are leagues ahead of even the most loyal of Nintendrones on the corporate slave scale.
legendaries birds are shit, only zapdos is competitive but hell, they dont even have a legend behind them
>legendaries birds are shit, only zapdos is competitive but hell
nobody cared about competitive in Gen1
>ogerpon text
mental illness
you gotta be blind or severely stupid to not know that almost every design now is porn bait because porn artists on twitter bring all the sales
>Gamefreak: haha let's make a cute and mischievous cat girl with a mask kids do like kittens and "cool" mischievous anime characters 🙂
>morons: CLEARLY THIS IS PORN BAIT
>shitmon designed with over-attached gf personality that constantly seeks attention from their trainer isn't pokephile porn bait
delusional.
monsters are supposed to be intimindating and dangerous, not horny for human wieners
>Cat designed with a cat personality
Oh the horror
>Delusional
Says who lol
>monsters are supposed to be intimindating
Dracula is a monster and looks like a sexy dude in a suit
she's literally based on a prostitute from Yatterman, you underage gay
>she's literally based on a prostitute from Yatterman
So does liepard but seems like you gays keep complaining on everything that isn't a lazy cartoonification of an animal
>Liepard
i don't see it
>monsters are supposed to be intimindating and dangerous, not horny for human wieners
>she doesn't have a MFP
Lol, lmao even . .
this ja clearly the androgynous chad known as NiGHTS and you are a huge homosexual for calling him porn bait
Nights looks like a fairy or probably inspired by Peter Pan.
Weed cat is horny and b***hy just like Doronjo
NIGHTShomosexual has been desperate to meme magic the cat as the gaybait starter, instead of Queer Duck since they all leaked.
'ate cats
'ate furgays
luv cool reptiles
Simple as.
>Zamazenta forgotten AGAIN
;_;
post this image to instantly kill oldgays
>complex
kek it's just a generic fursona cat shit
you can find thousands of the same designs on furry sites and deviantart.
>based on real life creatures
furtroons really never left their mom's basements in their lives lmao
>represents its type
nothing about plants and nature is tied with wizardly
>Frieza inspiration
Yes.
>odd bits
that's because the artist was creative, not an AI gay like the one who made shitcarada
>hips
you just said it's based on Frieza
>it's psychic because color
you are literally underage and never played Gen1 or watched its anime/movie lmao yiff in hell
>he took the bait
>proceeds to seethe when hes mocked
its too easy, take your meds grandpa
>i was pretending to be moronic lol
ok, now close the tab and return when you are 18
kys you cumguzzling homosexual
it did triggered an oldgay lol
>make dumb claims
>gets btfo instantly
>hahaha you are mad not me xDDDD
amazing
Mewtwo looks so fricking ugly
Shills are so boring. Legitimately toothless, safe edgy posts across the board.
they have no parents that love them
they have no friends that care about them
they have no life
they have no jobs
they have no idenrity
they have no personality
they just post furry shit to get a slight sense of attention everyday, otherwise they would kill themselves for being a failures in life
BAM! What a showstopper offa reply! Sent the shills scurrying kek!
Pictured a vine boom sfx after every line, just accentuated the BTFO that your banger of a post gave those shills, y'all should try it.
>Iconic
>When no one gives a shit about the other two but charizard and yet it's still artificially shilled
jegged
Venusaur and Blastoise are still in top merchs charts according to Pokemon Center Japan lol cope
>both venu and blastoise mogged by nugen shitmons
oh nono kantosisters?
TOTAL KANTO DEATH
considering that Venu and Blasto got zero shilling and still managed to sell well I think it's a miracle and just proves their quality designs.
Gardevoir despite her popularity among coomers, it's below even Venusaur
>considering that Venu and Blasto got zero shilling
>DLC bait
that's a terrible treatment for a Kanto starter.
also these Shitmax forms didn't get any official plushies
/vp/ is completely incomprehensible
what the frick are those things? Last games I played where the 5th gen and the pokemon designs there were atrocious, after that I only played the mystery dungeon series, my only contact with the main series was me jacking off to marnie, iono, etc. Pokemon was only up until gen 4.