I regret buying this absolute piece of shit so much

Most expensive dust collector in the world for sure

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But it lets me play tendie games so its good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What turboretrozoomercore shit is this
      Why the frick would you need a frametime graph on a fricking gameboy game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flexing with his oled deck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"""HD""" remake
      you didn't beat the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i beat tour mum 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's perfect to steal games

      I find it hard to justify buying one of these
      I have a laptop with a Ryzen 7840U and an OLED screen at 120hz, maybe not all that portable, but I don't think I've ever seen a person go outside with a fricking deck.

      An Iphone 14 or better or a galaxy S23 or better is miles ahead of the shitbrick, also has a camera and you can call ppl u know

      Literally why buy one when I have a gaming pc

      So that you can have a shitbrick dust collector for just $600

      Just got off a 7 hour flight, watched Fellowship of the Ring and played some morrowind on my deck, feels good bros

      >I played a 20+ years game yay!!
      You can play +20 years old game on any phone with a controller

      Basically to summarize VALVe drones talking points which have been debunked at least thousands of times since 2022 by yours truly;
      >I bought a Steam Deck to steal nintendo games and play them at lower quality than I would have on the switch
      >I bought the steam deck to watch movie which I can do on any $100 device

      The 'eck is a disgusting clunky piece of shit, it can't run anything past 2015, it locks you at 480p@25fps, it's total scam pretending to be a revolution. You should pass, don't touch it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False, darren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >widescreen link's awakening with fricking fps counter
      Become an hero.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same.

    >10 minutes for me to load a fricking game because gate is cancer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proton*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I was told Proton was perfection what's going on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proton*

      Proton itself is pretty unlikely to be the cause of this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because the problem keeps repeating itself. Reddit pussies told me it's because proton must load windows libraries and directX.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but this maybe adds a few hundred milliseconds to startup, perceptible delays are something else

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No problem, send it to me, I'd like one

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another tendie FUD thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The irony is that every Deck thread is just PCvegans bragging about how they play all the Nintendo games, but at a higher resolution. Deck gays are just as much tendies as the most hardcore tendie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not me, nintendo games are garbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My deck is a year old and never gave a shit about emulating that platform. I have some DS games, but that's it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Switch games play like absolute shit on the deck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but at a higher resolution
        I doubt that, even on my pc most switch games are running on 720/1080p just because of how much this shitty emulators eat memory.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fear and Hunger has been really cool on this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing f&h termina and nioh 2 on mine. Love this thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Post steam I add

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My apolocheese I just came back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Post steam I add

        Anon... You still here...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried to sharpen it's edges and slicing a Black person's neck on the bus?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hard to justify buying one of these
    I have a laptop with a Ryzen 7840U and an OLED screen at 120hz, maybe not all that portable, but I don't think I've ever seen a person go outside with a fricking deck.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how people go out of their way to make sure we all see their Deck is OLED version because literally if you don't look at the screen frames it's literally the same shit.

    Steam should have put out a real review

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally why buy one when I have a gaming pc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you can tell people on Ganker how amazing linux is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's for people who don't have a PC they sit at home behind all day you fricking moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know a guy who plays on a switch at work inbetween breaks, seems to work for him, maybe the same principle applies?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive if you're 12 maybe.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the LCD and OLED and literally use them both daily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a complete and utter lie from a marketing bot. This website is nothing but marketing bots attempting to normalise consumption of their products.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, not a lie. I stream from my desktop to my bigscreen with my LCD docked, my OLED has taken its place as the actual portable PC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, if you're streaming why not just use a cheaper android tablet/phone and slap some chink controller?
          Is what I do when/if I wanna stream on my Tablet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already bought the LCD as an early adopter of the deck so I'm just putting it to use after buying the OLED as a replacement for portable gaming. With my OLED I mostly use it while traveling and I play it natively, I do occasionally stream AAA to it from my desktop when I'm not able to be at my PC or living room TV.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess if you already had it, then might as well.
              I was planning on getting one but since my tablet runs everything I wanna play, I just stuck with it with some chink aliexpress controller, and been loving playing every night.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If that works for you then no reason to get one. The Steam Deck is a luxary gaming device, people that buy it know what they want it for generally. OP thread is always made in bad faith by bad actors just wanting to shitpost.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just got off a 7 hour flight, watched Fellowship of the Ring and played some morrowind on my deck, feels good bros

              I like mine. Dock with Bluetooth speaker, keyboard and mouse. Took it to the literal artic circle and all over as a portable pc. Preferred platform for metroidvania titles when I'm on the go and wouldn't rather play on my desktop beast machine.

              I guess if you already had it, then might as well.
              I was planning on getting one but since my tablet runs everything I wanna play, I just stuck with it with some chink aliexpress controller, and been loving playing every night.

              it's perfect for emulation. the rest of the games I either stream from desktop or xbox. imagine sitting at desk while playing vidya like a cuck lmao

              If that works for you then no reason to get one. The Steam Deck is a luxary gaming device, people that buy it know what they want it for generally. OP thread is always made in bad faith by bad actors just wanting to shitpost.

              Yes. Every person on the internet types like this everywhere, without any grammar errors. Am I right my fellow totally human being?

              the absolute state of this board holy kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being a moron who can't type isn't a good look.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I regret buying this
    Post proof
    You didn't buy it, Black person
    You don't have it, Black person

    You made this thread only because you hate White people

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >false flagging tendie

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got off a 7 hour flight, watched Fellowship of the Ring and played some morrowind on my deck, feels good bros

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like mine. Dock with Bluetooth speaker, keyboard and mouse. Took it to the literal artic circle and all over as a portable pc. Preferred platform for metroidvania titles when I'm on the go and wouldn't rather play on my desktop beast machine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying a handheld to use it as a desktop PC

      Yikes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        try working remotely in the arctic circle and get back to me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about using a fricking military-grade laptop? moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because I have one of those for work already and want a handheld when in the truck for 14 hours a day dodging mosquitoes and brown bears

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, what a horror to be you and your frozen ass. Can't use the phone like a normal person? I feel so uncomfortable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tpbp

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's perfect for emulation. the rest of the games I either stream from desktop or xbox. imagine sitting at desk while playing vidya like a cuck lmao

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me yours if you don't want to use it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice when I was on the road a lot for work. Now that I'm not I rarely use it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me why eric is so butthurt about deck? It it another case of his mom not buying the mentally ill moron yet another toy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean darren is

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I returned it once I realized it could barely run newer games like Helldivers and completely shits the bed on anything PS5 gen and above like Dragon's Dogma.

    >b-b-but it's the perfect emulation device!
    No, that would be this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No, that would be this.
      can that play PC games at 60fps, emulate up to Wii U (and some switch), and has a price around $400? Just curious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PC games at 60
        steamdeck barely does with anything new and this is about emulation
        >emulate wii u
        it could if there was a port for cemu, but who the frick cares about wii u
        >price around 400
        less

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          by emulate wii u I meant "emulate wii u or perform an equivalent task" like playing a game that would take the same amount of power as emulating wii u.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes it can do that, the snapdragon 8 gen 2 can effortlessly run dolphin and do switch at 2x render, there just isn't a port for CEMU.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh it's android again. pass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ARM just way better battery life. there's no device that can run full linux or windows with such a form factory and efficiency.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a huge battery bank so battery isn't really an issue. I'm just waiting on something smaller than a Deck to come out that can play up to Wii at least and is under $300.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so no good devices and deck is still the best one, got it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well the deck is the best all around device for performance to price for sure but it's got half or less the battery life and is heavy and bulky, it's a good laptop replacement if you plan to use it at home or in a hotel sure.

                Steam deck is great, but if you sit at your computer all day then of course you aren't gonna need it you lard ass

                it's not particularly portable either, i would never take a Steam Deck out on the train

                I have a huge battery bank so battery isn't really an issue. I'm just waiting on something smaller than a Deck to come out that can play up to Wii at least and is under $300.

                odin 2 can do that but again it's android so idk, your choice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >odin 2 can do that but again it's android so idk, your choice
                it would also need to be able to play Steam games so that's a pass, but good to know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well then no shit you have to have a windows handheld, I just think it's nowhere near the same kind of device, if I had unlimited cash I'd get both but when I wanna play steam games, well I have a laptop and a PC. for playing games outside the house on transit etc. I prefer portability.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i got to hotels on it
                >no I don’t use it on trains
                Shut up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you really pulling out the Steam Deck on the metro? even just holding it would make you look like an idiot and take up tons of space.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well not everyone lives in Black person ghettos and not everyone is a manbaby thinking that someone gives a shit about what he does outside so i will in fact use it on train (i do)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tf does Black person ghettos have to do with what I said? the Steam Deck is still huge and unwieldy to take out on a whim and requires a large bag, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tf does Black person ghettos have to do with what I said?
                i dunno genius, what taking out an expensive piece of gear in Black person ghetto ends up with?
                >le huge and unwieldy
                nice baby hands homosexual
                >large bag
                imagine not having a backpack with you every time you go outside lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said I thought it'd be stolen, moron. I just think it's too big for the purpose of a portable, and it is. nothing to do with me being too weak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It emulates up to PS2/GC and most Switch. No Wii U because it's android based, but nearly all relevant Wii U games are on Switch anyways.

        That said it doesn't do PC, but I play PC games on my.. well, PC anyways.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hello fellow /hhg/ poster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just got mine. It's pretty neat so far and the battery life is pretty good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odin 2 is neat. Did they fix the input lag from launch?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then give me it for free if it's worthless to you.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's why i'm getting this thing. I don't value portable PC games that much. I do value battery life, weight and size and this emulates up to switch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >android
      I get android can play windows stuff better these days, but still hard pass.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck is great, but if you sit at your computer all day then of course you aren't gonna need it you lard ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey that's rude. I'm a lard ass and I don't sit in front of my computer all the time, sometimes I'm in bed and love my Steam Deck for that. Don't compare that planet sized guy to us, he's way more fat.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >endlessly downloading shadercache

    The hardware is great, but I wasn't a fan of the operating system. I hope the person I sold it to is having a better time with it. It's a real shame that the Ally is the best windows alternative. I had hoped the others would have turned out better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ally X is coming soon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asus has been kinda crappy lately tho. I had a squeaky trigger on my Ally a month after I got the fricking thing. Now my right analog stick is clicking when I rotate it. How can we not get sticks right nowadays? My old ps2 and og Xbox analog sticks still work perfectly. Is this all just the competence crisis? If the chink handhelds were any better I'd shell out a grand for something that wouldn't break, but I'd need to research that more. The Allys fans are great though, nice and quiet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tpbp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Buyjng ASUS
          Tell me you’re an absolute clueless techlet without telling me you’re an absolute clueless techlet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think over the decades I've been building pcs, asus and gigabyte have been the most reliable. It seems like only recently asus has gone to shit. But it's not just asus, they're all sucking lately, just asus more. The competence crisis is real.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had an ally for 2 months before selling it and never had those problems. The SD card slot did die though, so I hope the Ally 2 fixes that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lately
          Their only good products in the last decade have been associated with the TUF brand. And even then you have much better options.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you resell it to me for cheap?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you regret buying something you never actually bought though?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i pretty much only play indies on 'eck. its a perfect device for games like dead cells, blasphemous, binding of isaac, ect.

    not a fan of playing AAA games on it though. thats for my PC.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Ganker
    >spend $400 on a deck to dunk on the tendies epic style
    >it arrives
    >remember you don't play video games
    >left with an expensive paperweight
    >switch still winning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker
      >doesn’t play video games
      A truer statement never has been made

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use my deck every day but I do agree it’s kinda underpowered for the price and shitty
    I should have just gotten the cheapest LCD

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1992
    >Guy has a SNES with 4 games
    >Can play them
    >2024
    >I have a steam deck with 100 games from every console ever made plus my steam library I've accumulated for 13 years
    >I don't play it and post on 4 chan DOT org
    It's me I'm the problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unplug the internet kill the wi-fi as well, problem solved.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No internet access makes me anxious.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's one more reason to do it.
          It will make you think about things you don't want to think about.
          Or you will find something to do just to not think.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My phone plays switch emulators better than this
    Steam could open a new market of they managed to make games work on mobile

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an easy way to connect to steamdeck and transfer my games?
    It's really tiring to use hdd and then use the weird ass buttons controls on steamdeck to do it.

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