I savescummed the shit out of this game and I'm not at all sorry about it

Frick the NA version. Those last few levels border on sadism. Honestly don't know why people slurp 1 and 3 so hard when the 16-bit games exist and are so much more well balanced

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a fun challenge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Up to a point it was. It got unreasonable by the end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're just a casual making excuses. Children beat this game. Neither CV1 and 3 are particularly hard for NES standards. 3 does have some (minor) cheap stuff in it, 1 does not at all with the single exception of a low chance of death's scythes spawning on top of you, which MIGHT happen once in a while and lead to a single hit.

        Sick of people who try to blame the game and aren't man enough to just say it was too hard for them.

    • 8 months ago
      Jim Profit

      Then post your credit card info

      I'm serious. Do it or I'm doing it for you. You like a challenge? Play the challenge of will a random Black person drain your savings or not?

      That's literally the same thing. You are advocating terrible design, normalizing crime so you're going to normalize other crimes too. Post your credit card now.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just learn the patterns, dummy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, that's how I eventually beat it. I just didn't want to replay entire levels because of shitty checkpoints and cheap deaths in order to learn the patterns.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You use savestates to learn the patterns then go back and do the levels legit. If you couldn't do the level without savescumming then you didn't learn the patterns.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y you didnt beat the game!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes? (I bench 225lb btw)

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks 225 is impressive

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But somebody who looks like that wouldn't bench 225
                Also you don't lift

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You use savestates to learn the patterns then go back and do the levels legit
          that's still not legit btw

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You studied before the test? Sorry, you didn't really pass.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you got a look at the test to know the answers beforehand? that's cheating sweaty

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This topic came up in a college class of mine when the teacher was being explicit about what was on the exam and he said "why would I not want you to know the answers? The whole point to the class is you learning these things." And he's right. If a test is only difficult because it's a mystery box with an element of surprise to it then it's a shitty test. It's supposed to confirm you know what you should, not be some kind of booby trap.

                Also, the tests still filtered plenty of people despite technically knowing what was going to be on it because they still couldn't retain basic information and didn't understand the concepts. Telling students you *will* need to know how to calculate pH given a specific number of moles per liter doesn't matter if none of that means anything to them and they can't grok anything more complex than "the answer is 4."

                Much like the Castlevania games (see, it's on topic after all). You can see what percentage of people actually beat the games based on the trophy data and even with the ability to save at will and skip straight to the end using passwords like 5% of people who downloaded the anniversary collection actually finished 1, 2 or 3. Even IV only has a completion rate of like 8% or something. Even easy mode's not easy enough, I guess.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any school test should only require knowledge you acquired through study before hand, so yes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to complete the entire sequence of the level without a game over is the win condition of the game. You did not beat the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Jim Profit

      No one forced you to play the game. There are millions of games out there, go find an easier one, homosexual.

      dude these games are easier than the mario games, come on dude also super castlevania 4 is boring easy

      No, you're just a casual making excuses. Children beat this game. Neither CV1 and 3 are particularly hard for NES standards. 3 does have some (minor) cheap stuff in it, 1 does not at all with the single exception of a low chance of death's scythes spawning on top of you, which MIGHT happen once in a while and lead to a single hit.

      Sick of people who try to blame the game and aren't man enough to just say it was too hard for them.

      Wooooow look at all these bad-asses

      Let's all be scared guys. They're clearly ready to strap a bomb to themselves and blow up a hospital or something right?

      Why would you be worried about drone strikes or being gunned down by armed security? I mean you're just SO GOOD at a israeliteD VIDEO GAME

      surely if you can put that much effort and tenacity into a rigged computation script when it isn't even a sports competition you could use a fraction of that effort to basically do whatever you wanted. Right? RIGHT? You're the ubermensch and can wipe your ass with laws and morals right?

      Well if not maybe you should stop defending bad things and come back to normalcy with the rest of us mere mortals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoom zoom does the zoom zoom on Gankers
        >gets called out for zooming
        >zoom zoom proceeds to seethe
        Many such cases, sad!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let me describe the actual boomer experience of playing most of those old hard ass games
          >play world 1/2 exclusively because you can't get past them
          >find a code in a magazine that unlocks later levels, or get it from a friend
          >use it to cheat and see later levels
          I'd say that's the authentic experience for most boomers. Most people weren't actually clearing those games the way you imagine they were. That's not to say cheating isn't cheating, it's just that cheating was always part of the experience

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            accurate

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Let me describe the actual shitter experience of playing most of those old hard ass games
            >>play world 1/2 exclusively because you can't get past them
            >>find a code in a magazine that unlocks later levels, or get it from another shitter
            >>use it to cheat and see later levels
            >I'd say that's the authentic experience for most shitters. Most shitters weren't actually clearing those games the way you imagine they were. That's not to say cheating isn't cheating, it's just that cheating was always part of the shitter experience
            So true!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did you play this rom hack instead of the real game?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is easy compared to the first one. Ninja Gaiden 1 is way harder.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      other than the final level, i find ninja gaiden to be easier

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one forced you to play the game. There are millions of games out there, go find an easier one, homosexual.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a challenge try battletoads or ninja gaiden 1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Gaiden 1 is definitely easier than castlevania 3. I say this because ninja Gaiden is like a half hour to hour game to beat, like contra. Castlevania 3 is one of the longer platformers on the nes and will take you like 4 of 5 hours if you are bad

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're sorry enough to make a thread asking for validation. Now get back in there and do it RIGHT!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for you. Why don't you just beat it originally?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play the jp version and don't take the alucard path
    1's solid either way though so git gud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't take the alucard path
      Elaborate. What's wrong with Alucard?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alucard himself is okay, he's underpowered in combat but Bat Form is interesting. The problem is more with the route itself, the levels are boring (except for alternate 6) and Alucard 7 has some really questionable design. I think it's worth doing at least once just to check it out but the Syfa route is definitely better.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude these games are easier than the mario games, come on dude also super castlevania 4 is boring easy

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine bragging about using save states for a game as easy as cv3. nothing even remotely bs in that game aside from the long falling blocks section.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the Japanese version with Sypha.
    I beat the game.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so much cope to just admit that you cheated
    it's no big deal, just move on, but don't expect us to pat your back because of it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally get good

      and you did not beat the game

      especially when the game has this

      >dude just play CV3 for 200 hours and learn every speedrunner trick
      most people wants to play gamers normally

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >climbing on walls with Grant
        >pressing up and B with the most broken subweapon in the game
        >speedrun tricks only learned after playing the game for 200 hours

        Anon please post a timestamped pic of Super Castlevania IV's credits on original hardware before posting in this thread

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally get good

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and you did not beat the game

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    especially when the game has this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      >Using the secondary characters

      Easy mode. You didn't really beat the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The secondary characters are what make CV3 so fun, the game would not be half of what it is without them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fun

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, figuring out how to overcome really difficult challenges using a diverse set of powerful tools is fun. That's what CV3 is. It's way more about strategy than execution.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I savescummed all the classic Castlevanias recently, it's way more fun that way
    >noo you didn't beat it
    Nor did I plan to

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played through this game like 5+ times along with the 1st game I've played like 10x times through. I savescummed 3 the first time as well, but eventually got good enough to play jp version and now us version through. It's one of the few nes games I own and the day I got it I played it through day 1. All you need is practice

    And don't do Alucard route whatever you do

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me too brother. The Alucard route on the US version is too ridiculously cheap and unforgiving not to

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Castlevania threads always the sweatiest tryhard threads on the board?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only saved after a boss fight in Castlevania 1. Did I beat the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it on FDS?
      If so: yes
      If not: no

      I know you were trying to trick me here

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm awful at videogames and I managed to beat it. Don't be a shitter.

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