why can't they show somebody taking a shit? you can use a door, you can use a chair, but you can't use the toilet
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I see toilets in so many games, but you're never allowed to take a shit
why can't they show somebody taking a shit? you can use a door, you can use a chair, but you can't use the toilet
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check out no more heroes
Play No More Heroes then.
Play more games homosexual
You can shit in Animal Crossing:New Horizons.
I play games for escapism. I want to play as a character who never shits.
Sir do not post this image
Do Pajeets watch Skibidi Toilet and get PTSD?
digimon world requires you to bring around portable toilets or to find toilets for your digimon to shit in. making them shit in the street stops them from living to their full potential. they can become a literal shit creature if you let them shit everywhere.
Because your style isn't ridiculous
You piss in the toilets in Duke Nukem 3D.
what's more embarrassing, dad walking into your room when you're playing with shit in a videogame or paying strippers to shake their polygonal tiddies in a videogame?
At least Duke can take a piss in the toilet in that game.
that's your 'gotcha', eh?
you can take a big fat shit in the South Park game
because most developers outsourced to India
the only real answer
Ah, the captains log.
It happens during loading screens
It does bother me a little when debs put a ton of effort into making a building with a complete lobby, offices, bedrooms, and whatever but not include a bathroom or even a door with a restroom sign. It just reminds me that the npcs aren't people and therefore don't have basic needs.
>It just reminds me that the NPCs aren't people and therefore don't have basic needs.
but this is correct.
something something immersion
if I walk in a restroom in a game, I want to see a guy at the urinal, maybe someone washing their hands, or a stall closed because NPC is dropping a bomb in there
Because I paid not to see that.
>my immersion is ruined if I can't hear NPCs dropping creamy logs in the bathrooms
jesus fricking christ
>Click on toilet
>Short animation of your character sitting down
>mp3.shart plays
>Loudest noise in the game
>Completely ignores sound settings
>Lasts for a whole minute without any way to cancel
>Stops immediately
>Character gets up
>You can look in the toilet bowl
>The tiniest little pebble of shit is all that's there
>game requires access to speakers, even if you have headphones
>only used for this scene and nothing else
boy wouldn't that be embarrassing
for a whole minute without any way to cancel
The Neverhood did this but with burping instead of farting
yo have a dedicated shit button and a separate piss button
we need more tampon buttons in games
This is unrealistic it's impossible to do number 2 without doing combo
games are not for fetishes
(usually)
Poop killer series.
In Postal 2 you could pee anytime anywhere, on anybody
If it was the day you had the clap you could pee diseased piss on npcs and make them vomit
Everyone is afraid to be the game known for every player making a female character and watching her pee over and over again instead of playing
SKIBIID DOP DOP OPD YE S YEY S SKISBDI
Ohio ass with no rizz.
>why can't they show somebody taking a shit? you can use a door, you can use a chair, but you can't use the toilet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fbsPOC5nIdw
Where's that screenshot from Beyond Two Souls with Number 1, Number 2 and Combo?
Whatever, I see it. I'm going to bed.
>Games can have full gore and dismemberment but can't show a single female nipple or areola
>Games can let you urinate or even drink literal piss but showing a character pooping is forbidden
>Games can let you murder entire hordes of civilians but a single child is off-limits
how do I spend less time in the toilet
even if I eat one time a day I have to sit for over an hour
>new generation of developers
>designing interaction