I think it's okay for dwarves to have guns
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I think it's okay for dwarves to have guns
I think it's okay for dwarves to have guns
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Agreed, so long as they are always seething about the fact that the elves make better ones. Remember, Elves are superior smiths to dwarves. There is a reason why in The Hobbit when the dwarves find a cache of elven weapons they ALL trade up to the elven stuff they found instead of keeping their dwarf-made gear.
I like the dynamic of Elves having the superior materials, be it through alloying or enchantment that Dwarves can't simply melt down, while Dwarves have the best crafting techniques, and their eternal rivalry is the only thing preventing them from combining the best of both and making Uberweapons.
You're only correct for Tolkien elves and hardly anyone, especially not zoomers, does Tolkien elves.
Fire a gun in a stone tunnel and see what it does to your ears.
Just stuff your beard in your ears first.
Dwarves already have ear beards.
What?
HE SAID "HIRE A NUN IN A STONE TUNNEL AND SEE WHAT IT DOES!"
WE'RE IN THE TUNNEL! THERE'S NO WAY TO FRY IN THE SUN!!
If you shot a gun in a tunnel without protection, your ears explode because the sound is amplified. A gun shot in open air is strong enough, imagine in a cave with echo and all.
WHAT?
>Your human ears
>implying dwarves can hear shit
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
GET SMITHED GET SMITHED GET SMITHED
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Sounds like a problem a knife ear would have.
I think you can have your opinion, but making a thread for it is worthless.
Your next move is to make whataboutisms for other worthless threads, cry that I'm somehow killing discussion despite there being no discussion value to your thread, make some deflection or something unrelated to the point out of a childish need to get the last word, some other form of screeching, or not responding in spite of your seething fury.
Frick yourself.
Oh look, another vapid waste of time thread existing only to try and provoke a pointless argument.
I think it's okay for human to have guns.
He made the same thread on Ganker
There was a time when dark elves and dwarves were literally the same thing
And then Tolkien came along…
>Ok for dwarves to have guns.
>matchlock ,fired by slow match.
>musketoons who are on a vendetta may have special cords made from the hair of fallen Brothers.
>it smells terrible but the smoldering anger and embers will burn until Dwarve blood is fully repaid.
Okay, so Dwarfposting started specifically because of 3.5e players being mad about snowflakes newbies playing as elves. What's the equivalent for 5e players being mad about teiflings?
Male human fighter posting
Always boring and led to those moronic "freak posting" and Local Lord threads.
Snowflakes take Tieflings.
Your post is how we know you don't play games with real people on tables.
*raises hand*
it's not ok for Elves to rely on bows.
I think it's okay for everyone to have guns.
Guns are cool.
Dwarves love themselves some artillery.
WMH dwarves are my favorite shit. Ossrum with 16 gun bunnies was peak degeneracy.
they had some great designs. i loved the piston hammers.
i wish the game hadn't taken the hard competitive turn it did, made the rules and the scene really sour and unfriendly
Also, why fire a gun inside a tunnel when you can build a little golem to fire the gun for you?
Do Dwarves respect 2A rights?
Not for minorities and oathbreakers.
No.
In my latest game, because guns are an Elvish invention, and because of Dwarvish echolocation, they consider rifles and anything blackpowder to be un-Dwarven and thus fight wars to stop the production of sulphur.
In the warhams universe the elves simply don't have the resources or knowhow to make guns, plus the idea of being able to shove a rifle in the hands of a random farmer from averland and tell him to shoot the roid viking running at him flies in the fact of elven pride honed over 100 years of training.
I make guns elf-exclusive.
In fact, your thread inspires me to make them a hated thing to Dwarvenkind in my next session.
That's all well and good, but what about Halflings or Ratlings?
HEE? WHAD DID YE SAY? SPEAK LOUDER!
DWARVES HAVE FUN?
ALWAYS! NOW DRINK UP!
Guns in Fantasy is a weird outgrowth of an idiotic trope, which is that technology is a sort of force that creeps into the world and destroys magic and fantasy.
Which of course, it isn't, and does not. It's a gay enlightenment meme that was invented by self important wienerbites and it then transformed into its own moronic inverse mirror by different self important wienerbites. Guns are just normal weapons that existed during the normal fricking medieval period.
>which is that technology is a sort of force that creeps into the world and destroys magic and fantasy
Maybe it's because guns have historically been regarded as a milestone in human history where the "honorable" ways of martial combat were considered dying/dead, and that gets utilized in modern fiction tropes as the corruption of the pure (i.e. nature and magic)? You ever try to think about why these popular ideas get repeated so often or do you just love talking out your ass in a vain attempt to look smart?
>self important wienerbites
takes one to know one
Yeah I like dwarves being the originators of gunpowder in a fantasy steampunk setting.
Yes, but that's because I like Renaissance and Enlightenment era aesthetic.
What about gnomes with guns?
Ina setting with guns sure. I dont know anyone who says otherwise. Whats the point of this thread?