I think Magic the Gathering finally fricking has YGO beat for wordiest cards.

I think Magic the Gathering finally fricking has YGO beat for wordiest cards.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, one card? That's not so ba-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This shit has to be videogame exclusive. There's no way it's a real card

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, this is only on Arena, no way that this shit flies on paper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Conju...
      The exile zone is that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a mini spaceman crab omnath walking menacingly (plus a weird face on the left shoulder)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That shit would have been a ruling nightmare if it was on paper. Do people even seriously play Alchemy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how it works on cardboard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't, this is an Arena-only card

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          like hearthstone bullshit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much
            there's also Seek (draw but only of a specific type/quality) and Conjure (token cards that aren't limited to the battlefield)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Conjure aren't tokens. They're cards. You can bounce them, they go to graveyard, etc.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              oh and Perpetual: any perpetual modification (+1/+1, -1 mana cost, etc) is kept even as the card is played, returned to hand, returned to deck then drawn again, trashed then returned from GY, exiled then returned from exile, and so on.

              there may be also more Arena-only mechanics but honestly nobody gives a shit about them except the arenababies.

              why they do such a brainless move for digital

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much
            there's also Seek (draw but only of a specific type/quality) and Conjure (token cards that aren't limited to the battlefield)

            oh and Perpetual: any perpetual modification (+1/+1, -1 mana cost, etc) is kept even as the card is played, returned to hand, returned to deck then drawn again, trashed then returned from GY, exiled then returned from exile, and so on.

            there may be also more Arena-only mechanics but honestly nobody gives a shit about them except the arenababies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just so fricking glad that we have explorer now. It was such a fricking nightmare playing a normal deck and then some butthole uses a alchemy card. Or a card from fricking Onslaught.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally made to compete with Hearthstone and some of the effects are straight up lifted from it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why are they competing with a game that's now a tiny shadow of it's former self?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Magic is always two years behind on everything. Which is why we got a Cyberpunk set in 2022.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Giving two shits about MTG: Hearthstone edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sLjqK9o.png

      I think Magic the Gathering finally fricking has YGO beat for wordiest cards.

      >Card spoils character's return
      I don't get what they were thinking.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Alchemy BS is not real MTG. Also your argument doesn't even make sense. Those are all different "cards" and they don't come close to any YGO cards.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alchemy is fricking cancer, hearthstone bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This Alchemy BS is not real MTG. Also your argument doesn't even make sense. Those are all different "cards" and they don't come close to any YGO cards.

      Why yes I will play alchemy and you can't stop me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          god mono W lifegain Black folk are still a thing in that game? So glad I dropped that shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >losing to lifegain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >losing
              more like annoyed that every other game was against mono W lifegain

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If youre an absolute shitter like that guy yes. Mono W lifegain does not exist in the higher ranks and hasnt for years.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I never played long enough to get to a higher level, played for like a month and barely had enough wildcards for a decent deck all I remember was that every other game was lifegain because that was the easiest way to grind wins

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss old magic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Shit's turned into a mobile game. Time to bury it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I love Odyssey foils.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the two modern swamps?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was just using whatever foil swamps i had.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you still play? have you had these cards just accumulating over the years? i have quite a few unlimited and revised duals. i still hate myself for selling the 3 moxes i had.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >do you still play?
            not played in years. friends all kinda moved into LCGs.
            >have you had these cards just accumulating over the years?
            pretty much.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to play MtG and get around its horrible land system? Don't say Duel Masters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by lands
      lamoa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just play lands.dec

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy moneypile
        Sweet collection my friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7 forest belcher. instead of being filtered by lands, you'll be filtering lands out of your deck.
      alternatively, modal dual-face cards with lands on the back side. there's been a lot of good ones like that in ZNR, and it changed my favorite deck from a funny meme to an unfunny yet consistent meme.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

    Also it's more that Yugioh's card text makes no attempt to convey information in simplest unambiguous terms rather than it using more words.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't help that they usually have a tiny space for the text. at least MTG keeps the art/textbox fairly evenly sized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also that the yugioh cards are smaller to begin with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also that the yugioh cards are smaller to begin with

        It's more of a proportionality and formatting issue. The larger space for effect text lets Magic cards have separate paragraphs for separate effects. The readability of the more complicated Yugioh cards is always low because it's always sentences that run on and effects one after another in order to fit the effect in the box.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and yugioh still refuses to keyword things, even things that are printed on like half of the modern cards like HOPT clauses or common summon conditions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least they've improved formatting for when monsters have multiple effects in the newest sets. Anyway YGO card text is easy to parse when you figure out the order to it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not bad once it all clicks but imagine how much space they'd save by keywording HOPT alone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah absolutely, YGO still has the highest rate of judge calls in tournaments, of missed interactions and of straight up illegal plays in tournaments so clearly something must be wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Keywords are for morons and yugioh cards 9 out of 10 times can't be just boiled down to keywords.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There is shit printed on almost every single card that is literally identical and could be shortened to a word or symbol. An entire effect doesn't need to be keyworded but you could absolutely keyword trigger conditions, use limits, and summon limits or conditions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The readability of the more complicated Yugioh cards is always low because it's always sentences that run on and effects one after another in order to fit the effect in the box.
          Which they fixed in the OCG by numbering abilities which the TCG refuses to do for whatever fricking reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why is yugioh like this? I don't think there is another game as split between English and Japanese as Yugioh. Most games are just lagging behind but still look the same, rules the same, have the same banned/limited list, etc. Yugioh is like two different games using the same card pool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          god i wish she were real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also it's more that Yugioh's card text makes no attempt to convey information in simplest unambiguous terms rather than it using more words.
      It is honestly like they are still using the same program to design the cards.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 mana 2/3 with an upside? Haven't touched mtg in a while but damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh anon.

      • 2 years ago
        OP

        Jesus fricking christ.
        I was thinking of getting into MTG Arena again but what the hell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Arena
          Don't. It's a garbage program with an even worse monetization. Also Magic is only fun if you do it with people you know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's a 10 year old card anon.
          I don't think it's even on Arena.
          This is what pushed green creatures look like in today's environment.
          The powercreep is real.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >print shit like this
            >can't reprint 1G mana dorks anymore

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Funny thing is that card is absolutely mid level

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're out of your mind if you think any kind of mana dork is viable in standard with the amount of removals available

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Opinion moronic. Mana dorks are always viable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A mana dork that gets you one turn ahead on your curve and eats a removal is Great value. Just eating the removal before doing anything is usually fine too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't there a mana dork that has hexproof as long as it was untapped?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they don't even have the guts to reprint Bolt into standard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I find it hilarious that players are so desperate that this of all cards is seeing some play in pioneer.
                Turns out even crippled bolt is still kind of good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I want to choke Liliana

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds garruk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >never print bolt ever again
                >powercreep a frick ton onto 2 and 3 CMC creatures where they have exactly 3 toughness

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It gets reprinted in supplemental products all the time and I only play low tier Modern anyway, so I don't mind. Standard hasn't been enjoyable since Innistrad anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                MTG was at it's finest when spells were better than creatures, and the creatures' only good part was that they were repeatable sources of damage. nowadays every creature will give you a source of damage, a source of card draw, a source of mana, a source of removal, only thing they can't do now is suck your wiener (but the tech is getting there)

                also yes i agree, standard is a frick. in the last 3~5 years there's been more bans in Standard than there have been in the ENTIRE run of the game before WAR. how they allowed it to get so bad, i'll never understand even if i get it completely.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how they allowed it to get so bad, i'll never understand
                Strong cards means more people will have to buy those cards which means you sell more boxes. It's been their MO for half a decade and now that they're trying to fix it the sets are so underwhelming that no one wants them. Also Commander is their main format now so they don't give a frick if one format burns down if it means they can put new legendaries out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of commander, while I love the format, I absolutely hate that they designed cards that is specifically intended to be played in EDH and add them into standard sets instead of releasing the said cards in EDH specific sets or products.

                >open some standard packs with intention of using them for standard
                >pull three mythics
                >all three are Kaalia, Zenith Seekers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Commander players hate it as much as you do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how they allowed it to get so bad, i'll never understand
                Strong cards means more people will have to buy those cards which means you sell more boxes. It's been their MO for half a decade and now that they're trying to fix it the sets are so underwhelming that no one wants them. Also Commander is their main format now so they don't give a frick if one format burns down if it means they can put new legendaries out.

                What was the golden age of magic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mirage block through to odyssey block

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ravnica Time Spiral.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >MTG was at it's finest when spells were better than creatures
                They still are tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >crying about avatar of the resolute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's what a current year COMMON looks like

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alchemy is such a fricking horrible addition
    >ooohhh look incredibly pushed cards!
    >uhoh gotta use wildcards
    >aaand its nerfed to be unplayable
    >thanks for the wildcards goy!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your Urza's AI creations
    (...and rejoyce at the fact that it's actually fast and easy unlike those other "wait 1 hour" AIs)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    magic sucks
    yugioh sucks
    only good TCG is Netrunner but it's officially dead since WotC killed it thank frick for NISEI though

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick magic arena

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alchemy
    lmao
    only troonymander players like alchemy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only troonymander players like alchemy
      nah i almost exclusively play historic brawl and alchemy cards trigger the frick out of me. nothing quite like getting time warped by your MONO BLACK opponent.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the fun of Magic comes from making the best of what you got
    >forces you to be creative and theorycraft
    >make the card game digital
    >any if not, all forms of improvising is thrown out the window
    >everyone has an easy access to the most powerful cards
    >this encourages net decking
    >matches become extremely homogenous
    >even if you want to make a jank deck, you're discouraged as you need wins to even attempt to deviate from the norm if you're a f2pgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, everyone and their mother complains that MtGA's economy is shit and you can't make the deck you want unless you fork over dozens of dollars

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh hey guys, heard u were talkn' bout me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nah pretty sure they're talking about me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking loved Spell Counters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ocg just unbanned THE BOOK so maybe something similar will happen in MD. Not sure you'll like them after jowgen and his friends run a train on you though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh hey guys, heard u were talkn' bout me

        *block your path*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >oh hey guys, heard u were talkn' bout me

          People really need to learn that pendulum monsters have half their text automatically blocked out depending on whether they were played as a monster or as a spell. But even then yeah some of them have very convoluted effects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Opponent spends ten minutes setting up his Endymion with tons of counters and further negate backup monsters
        >winged dragon of ra - sphere mode
        Feels good to command the gods.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You better know the sumonnig chant anon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that all of MTG's ills are directly the fault of Commander

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buttplug in the bottom left
    so progressive! so brave! I clapped when I saw it!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hearthstone and it's consequences have been a disaster to the TCG race

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's your main deck Ganker?

    I play Orzhov Aristocrats since the first Innistrad, my list is pic related except that nowadays I lean more towards an extra engine (Cruel Celebrant) instead of more fodder (Lingering Souls)

    It's a fun deck if you like math, though good fricking luck if the opponent sideboards Rest in Peace

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's your main deck Ganker?
      bugs and PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even without going "arena only cards", you can find some really wordy ones like this one. (for those who don't know, this is a single card where both sides have text)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does this work? You have to pull the card out of the sleeve any time you want to flip sides?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When you cast it you pick a side.
        The default side is U, that's the side face up in the deck, hand, and graveyard, and has those properties, not the back. When you cast it you may cast it for the red cost to have it be the red guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As the other guy said, for this card you choose which side to play; and yes, every time you play it you have to pull the card out of the sleeve and turn it (also have to turn it back every time it changes zone)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In paper anytime innistrad comes back I'd usually see people when a separate version of the card sleeved in a different color off to the side put on its back. You really don't want to be constantly sleeving and unsleeving some of those more expensive cards that may flip every day/night cycle.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's not pretend that Alchemy cards are "Magic".

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fairy stompy was kino

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MTG is still the king. It has become pozzed, unbalanced and moronic as frick, but it still towers over every other TCG by a fricking mile. I genuinely mean that.

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