I think these are the two best games on the N64 console.

I think these are the two best games on the N64 console. There were a lot of great games, but these were the peak of the console.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woops, meant Paper Mario, Pokemon Snap and Ocarina of Time, my bad.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah shit i meant to link Super Mario 64 and Rugrat's Treasure Hunt

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You jest, but DKR >>> MK64.
    I have no idea where the Mickey racing game falls since I never played it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dkr has no tracks and boat and plane levels suck.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, meant to post a pic of Blast Corps and Perfect Dark, not sure how those two games got there.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually these two

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both awful games. Goldeneye is far better than PD and I'd rather almost anything over MM. Give me Hexen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        terrible opinions

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. And just because it says MM or WW doesn't make it any good no matter how culty it is

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to think they're the greatest games ever made but calling them "awful" makes it obvious your opinions are worthless

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            terrible opinions

            >YOU CAN'T CRITICSE NINTENDO GAMES
            I like plenty of Nintendo games like Punch Out and Mario Land but to try and claim an annoying games like MM deserves any praise is insulting. I hate constantly racing against the clock while also trying to take my time in dungeons to not miss anything. It's poorly designed. Let me guess you're going to defend this shit by saying I'm bad? No, I don't speed run in and never intend to.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don'te Kong Sisfor Simply isn't a Game. It's Work

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DK 64 is the first game I ever played where it felt like the developers were actively trolling me with horrible game design.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Castlevania 64 and LoD

    donkey kong is for babies

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Collectathons are unplayable. Way too monotonous

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After all these years I have never played Diddy Kong Racing. DK64 is fun, though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      give it a go, it's not Mario Kart, it's a collectathon up front, you can use a plane immediately, and there's stuff to explore in the overworld, and then inside the levels there's some tough races.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play turok and perfect dark and diddy still
    only games on that console tbh

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry guys, Ganker must be messing up posts again. My photo was actually of WWF No Mercy and Shadowman

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My top 5 N64 games:

    - Castlevania and LoD
    - the two Goemon games
    - Duke Nukem Zero Hour

    Turoks are okay, never played Mario 64, beat OoT but wouldn't put it in my top, Majora's Mask is a piece of shit, I always thought Goldeyene was laughably bad and I could never get into Perfect Dark

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goymon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't decide if this is a snowflake list or just pure bait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The two Goemon games are among the best games on the system.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yesterday I played DKR and MK64 for the first time. MK64 has tons of soul and legit good fun gameplay, but I was surprised how plastic and plain bad was DKR. The most redpilling thing is CTR is objectively better than both (and I HATE crash's clownish universe)

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much of a massive contrarian hipster do you have to be to pick anything other super mario 64, ocarina of time, or majoras mask for your top two N64 games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      animal forest
      banjo tooie
      custom robo
      no mercy
      bomberman hero

      toy story 2 probably means more to me than sm64. I really think it's zoomers looking back on the rich history of sm64 memes that put it on this grand pedestal above every other 64 game. We beat it then, loved it, and moved on for the most part. Sure you'd "start a new save" but only out of necessity while you waited to rent something else, you weren't beating it again anytime soon if at all. SM64 to me felt like just a simple teaser for the rest of the library. Back then you just wanted more 3D worlds to explore, and all the fancy mechanics in the world cant save you from half your levels being some abstract pre-alpha sgi nonsensical testbox rather than just something appealing like a kid's bedroom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how plain do you have to be to think some of the first games that came out are the best, like What.

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