I think we all can agree, that Demochads are the most skilled players in TF2

I think we all can agree, that Demochads are the most skilled players in TF2

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah it's scout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >move at 130% speed toward your target
      >abruptly change momentum to all but ensure they miss
      >inflict 100 hitscan damage per second
      >if that fails you can throw Frick You I Win healthsteal potion at the enemy, or shoot them with a healthsteal gun
      very skilled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not throwing the frick you healthsteal potion in a group for your team to gun down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and yet the class is barely played on populated servers.

        Hmmmmmm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scout has a steep learning curve, but the lowest skill celling among the cast

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    demos are the most OP moronic class there is in this game
    I swear to god as soon as you get close to mastering the noobtube you get to kill everything with two clicks
    Nevermind the fact that you can completely abolish every single heavy in the game with a medic behind him with just a few clicks
    Demos are moronic, if you think his noobtube is hard to master then you fell for the skill meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't get the name noobtube for no reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soldier is easier
      >shoot at someones general area 2-3 times
      >they die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Soldier
        >shoots at his feet
        >you die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pick soldier
        >absolutely shitfrick everyone with stock rl by shooting at feet
        >get bored
        >switch to direct hit and try to juggle airshot people for fun
        stock soldier is so fricking easy and boring i dont know how anyone can play it constantly

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know about how many good demos are out there, but pyro has the highest skill ceiling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >W+M1
      >Highest skill ceiling
      Holy moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're defending the class that gets free damage for missing shots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every class is w m1 you actual moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >heavy
          >engineer
          >medic
          >spy
          >sniper
          moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            every class that you mentioned save for sniper can do w m1 effectively dum-dum

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gun-spy
              >effective

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gunspy is legitimately a better class than backstab spy

                T. 4k hours spy main

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                W+M1 gunspy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >highest skill ceiling
      >isn't even considered for competitive TF2 play
      Coping furgays need not apply.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Competitive TF2 isn't even considered a sponsored product by TF2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >6v6gays that ban everything remotely fun think their opinions matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even when the rules were as bare as "only one demoman" nobody played pyro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they will hate him for he speaks the truth no other class has to jump through so many hoops yet have so much utility and potential.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      demos are the most OP moronic class there is in this game
      I swear to god as soon as you get close to mastering the noobtube you get to kill everything with two clicks
      Nevermind the fact that you can completely abolish every single heavy in the game with a medic behind him with just a few clicks
      Demos are moronic, if you think his noobtube is hard to master then you fell for the skill meme

      Found the pyro players
      Cope and seethe more, homosexuals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played the pyro during the entire time I ever played TF2, I actually main the Spy believe it or not. Scouts are crazy good in this game as well but demos are capable of soloing many different classes provided that the person playing is actually somewhat proficient with the grenade launcher.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stay mad shitter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seething at Demo and Soldier Chads

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game doesn't take a lot of skill to play it's why so many people still play it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You honestly believe that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Feel free to prove me wrong anytime

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You need to prove it, not us.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how this works
                You're the one with an opposing view point trying to invalidate mine with nothing whatsoever
                The burden of proof is on you in this argument not me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1v1 scout mge me now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean nobody who isn't a moron is arguing this shit is broodwar or something, but you have to be baiting if you're arguing tf2s skill ceiling isn't pretty significant. Heavy and Engineer are pretty much nothing but map awareness and basic flowcharts, but the other classes have a lot more shit they can/have to utilize. Shit like airblasting and rocketjumping. I'll argue the game falls apart a lot harder with competitive than something like melee though, like its fundamentally designed for larger servers and chaotic fights.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you have to be baiting if you're arguing tf2s skill ceiling isn't pretty significant.
                It absolutely isn't though you can master most of TF2's most skill intensive mechanics in under 4 hours if you really wanted to
                >Airblast
                Hasn't required skill since the rework seriously look more in depth at the current airblast mechanics the hitbox is gigantic and hilariously enough reflected projectiles also get a larger hitbox
                >Rocket Jumping
                You can learn to rocket jump in under 2 hours
                Anything competitive in TF2 will naturally be a lot harder just because of team coordination alone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He isnt wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skill floor is low, but the skill ceiling is pretty high, unless you want to act like learning things at a basic level is the height of the skill ceiling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you want to act like learning things at a basic level is the height of the skill ceiling
        It pretty much is in TF2's mechanics except for arguably rocket jumping even then that's not even a mechanic native to TF2 which TF2 makes it even easier to pull off with weapon unlocks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >try to trickstab
          >fail because nobody falls for those anymore
          >die like a moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trickstabs aren't a mechanical skill that's enemy manipulation

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that feel when get matador'd by a Spy who's still on my screen when he kills me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >dealing with the fricked melee hitboxes isn't a mechanical skill

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't that's just TF2's spaghetti code

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              have you ever tried to do one against someone who still has a brain between their ears

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even know what game you're playing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                touche

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Blows you up with 3 sticky bombs
      Nothing personnel, fatfrick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. Which takes more skill to use effectively, the fast-moving instant-killing trap-laying demomaid or the slow, cumbersome, heavy? Demo has to worry way less about being the biggest target on the battlefield, Heavies have to play around their slow speed and huge hitbox. Therefore it takes more skill.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if and only if you use the Loose Cannon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very true
      that's why I play the most skilled class spectator

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    true

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only class that takes skill in tf2 is sniper and no one likes him for it anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only class that takes skill is the class that requires basic aiming ability that essentially every other class has yet gets overcompensated for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But that's just it. TF2 generally doesn't requiring aiming. Majority of hitscan attacks in this game have spread and provide no sort of bonus for landing shots on the head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scout*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a sniper montage where the guy has a 'wrist cam', and he has played so much sniper that his wrist is now deformed and exists purely for twitch headsets

      Gitting gud as sniper is not a price worth paying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still maintain that spy is a 50:50 match up with sniper.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Demoman: 1600 hours played
    >everyone else: 900 hours played

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that feel when 50% of my playtime is just Heavy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scout:2700 hours played
      g-guys?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, haven't played tf2 in a while now but I had around 1200 hours on demo

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is pyro the class with the widest gap between skilled and unskilled play?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, that'd be medic.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    demoman is simply the most fun
    has the most enjoyable stock loadout, unlocks, and the highest skill ceiling

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battle Medic is simply the most fun.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's happening bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fixed demomans iron bomber hitbox

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed the Iron Bomber's projectile collision size not matching other projectile collision sizes
      HAHAHA GET FRICKED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >still hit scouts with it.
        Looks like you dudes lost an excuse,
        I legit smelled this was coming and have been practicing with stock for an entire year now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hard read to end all hard reads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fixed the iron bomber
      now i can use it again
      what the FRICK took them so long to fix it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        these random tiny updates have been fixing things that were bugs for years

        I'm still mad they broke the Wheatley voice spam

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some new guy who was responsible for D9VK and the Portal 2 Vulkan port is working on TF2 now, which is why all these long-standing issues are finally getting fixed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed the Iron Bomber's projectile collision size not matching other projectile collision sizes
      holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >iron bomber fixed
      >can now finally max out my textures
      >MVM bot names fixed
      oh yeah baby

      But that's just it. TF2 generally doesn't requiring aiming. Majority of hitscan attacks in this game have spread and provide no sort of bonus for landing shots on the head.

      other classes also can compensate with movement technique to gain an advantage in combat. sniper can't escape. dance around targets, or quickly engage an enemy by surprise, so when confronted with a close-up fight he either has to rely on the mediocre SMG, a melee crit, or the most powerful/practicable outcome: a close range headshot (apart from broken-ass jarate). you could say it requires more skill to parallel process as other classes by juggling movement and aim at the same time but with sniper it arguably takes more practice to come out on top in a rough spot when other classes have easier to use tools

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fixed iron bomber hitbox
      YES FINALLY FRICK THAT homosexual ASS WEAPON, NOW THEY'LL COME HOME TO STOCK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember all the insane cope iron bomber gays spat out whenever it came up. Suck a dick.

        Woooow now the only thing that makes it original is removed, if you guys like stock so much why don't you marry it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cry about it, nerd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can either seethe or learn to aim. Your choice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You still can grenade jump with it so what's the big deal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          CONFIRMED AIMLET DEMOSHITTER
          AHAHAHAHAH GO DIE IN A SEWER

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It'll be hard to walk without that crutch for awhile but you'll improve. Now get out there little guy and try not to think about how you'll never touch a woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fixed Iron Bomber hitbox
      I'm so glad I sold my strange Iron Bomber recently lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fall damage is random?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        always has been

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a carryover from Half Life, like the sound ammo and medkits make when they spawn and get used

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I assume it means there's some random variance to it, like damage spread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah obviously, that's what surprised me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Demoman thread exists
      >Valve updates the same day and nerfs the Bomber

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the potted plant at the desk shitposts on Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        quick, make an olivia mann thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did and it got like 2 replies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahaha

      get fricked demogays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DemoBlack folk, not like this... and in our thread no less...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >iron bomber
      Fricking nice, I've already been using stock pipes anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet now I can use it and not have to hear b***hing about the hitbox.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Released: December 22, 2014
      I played demo primarily and stopped way before that shit came out. How you make the OP character more OP (in pubs at least) and don't fix it for years though is fricking hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed Iron bomber
      >Fixed vaccinator for mvm
      Frick yes, only took them a few years

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snipers are the most skilled
    >found out fatmagic hacks and it's not really his skill
    Welp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This guy must not play tf2 that much because I've hit headshots way off the model many times. The latency and hit detection in tf2 is horrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some of these look legit some of them questionable. TF2 is fricking wonky when it comes to headshots, though this is coming from someone usually only ever stumbles to the top of the scoreboard when sniping.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Guy literally busted himself as a cheater by posting a video where a cheat function kicked in that wasn't blocked by the anti-screen recording function.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              can we get a link and timestamp on that
              i am intrigued but not enough to go on his channel and search for something as vague as that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I really can't take cheating allegations seriously when people think shitters like shroud were hacking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of these clips are due to TF2 interpolation being fricked. Lazy Purple also had a section that discussed about Headshots that shouldn't have happened but interpolation gave you a freebie.

          >Nitro
          I don't understand that part, though. How can it detect a cheater exactly?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Updated Arena Mode

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they're using the loose canon or loch n load

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could never get into the game, unironically too fast to understand wtf is happening on the screen, the few times I played was medic.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember all the insane cope iron bomber gays spat out whenever it came up. Suck a dick.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now they just need to fix the mad milk/jarate jank

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that support pyros are the best teammates and you should show your appreciation for one by giving them a spank of encouragement!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this is a good way to get me to quit supporting your nest and letting the demo around corner turn it into a poor little white boy parody

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Pyro such a magnet for your kind?
      Was it Meet the Pyro? I bet it was Meet the Pyro. Another reason to hate that short.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was like this even before meet the pyro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was absolutely not as extreme before meet the pyro. Only that homosexual MaxofS2D was pushing this shit. Before him it was all 13 year old girls drawing male pyros and the occasional troony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pyros benefit the most from environmental hazards
      >sentries are the only environmental hazard that can exist on every map
      >pyros that protect sentries are women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the most confusing thing about this is the badge
      what is that meant to convey to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it means it protects the fires of hell. thats all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pyromain here. it was from being eternally assmad about soldiers that i picked it up. of course puff and sting doesn't work any more so i'm not sure what melee weapon to use

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only the maul

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Airblast me you fricking Black person I dare you and I'll know if you're scripting when that happens you're going to get raped by VAC anyone who jumps at me is turning into a meat cloud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was helping keep an engie nest up recently and there was a pyro bro who would extinguish my flames while we were in the middle of fighting the enemy team. It was impressive to witness, and I really appreciated him as a teammate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even if you homosexuals are like this, i do always appreciate a pyro who reflects enemy rockets that are out of my sentry's range

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scout really feels like the most intensive class. You really have to be "switched on" to do well with him compared to the other classes. You can frag with your eyes closed as demo and soldier.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never effected me anyway, since i normally use stock or the loose cannon.
      would only really run in ETF2L shit, since they're the only league that bothered to fit the hitbox.
      no idea why NA shitters refused to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        plenty of tourneygays coped by saying that the Iron Bomber hitbox compensated for the RNG spread of pills

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know every comp scene is inherently dogshit but the TF2 comp scene is particularly abhorrent to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          even though both of them has the same ammount of tumble added upon left click

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's a poor cope, since that only makes a difference at insanely long ranges

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    primeval warrior here
    >playing demo in beta
    >pipe bombs would explode on contact with players even after the first bounce
    >demo had double the ammo he currently has
    >would just spam names into blue spawn on dustbowl and rack up 1:30 k/d ratio easy

    sjmpler times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 kill per 30 deaths? Sounds like my normal play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also, rollers still did full damage

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fixed the Iron Bomber's projectile collision size not matching other projectile collision sizes
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    FOR FRICKS SAKE VALVE
    YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX, NOT TO DESTROY
    GABE NEWELL FRICK YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your tears sustain me.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fixed Iron Bomber hitbox
    lol they made it bigger

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >players
    >tf2
    ???? Huh ????

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Iron Bomber finally brought into line
    good, stock is better unless your doing hybrid knight for pipe jumps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish every other class in TF2 was as fun to play as soldier and demo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >soldier
      tell me you suck at the game without telling me you suck at the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you suck dicks without telling me you suck dicks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoyed micheal flatleys lord of the dance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soldier requires skill though since its a projectile compared to hitscan which is the most op shit in the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >soldier requires skill though
          >learn to rocketjump
          >kill literally everyone in the game because it's moronic
          >''MUH HIGH SKILL CEILING''
          cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >splash damage
            >skilful

            Yes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If soldier required skill to play then he wouldn't have been picked nearly as often as he is, any moron with sub 60IQ can master the soldier and get tons of kills while doing it, same thing cannot be said for many other classes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >splash damage
          >skilful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that argument works for the other tf2
          not this one where it's blatantly untrue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how can one game have so many based classes. I look at shit like overwatch and despair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demo is not fun to play at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        skillless moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing skillful about throwing snowballs around a fight and at some point you do 80 - 400 damage whenever you feel like it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Mindlessly shooting hitscans without thinking is better than actually calculating how to achieve the perfect trajectory of a bomb, so that you can hit an enemy
            holy moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >demoman
              >calculating

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Very funny video, yes
                But what I said is still true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get ubered as demo
        >two stickies jump
        >go to the enemy spawn unnoticed and at full health
        >camp those shitters until they have to bring out the short circuits
        >jump away to the nearest health pack
        >repeat last two points until you win
        yeah, he's pretty fun

        Soldier is not fun to play at all

        >dustbowl defense
        >equip the battalion's backup
        >spam a bunch of rockets until you get rage
        >pop that joint
        >watch enemy snipers and kritz fumble in front of your team
        soldier is incredibly fun too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I could do all of that with the Beggar's on Soldier and still pull off some flashy jumps at the very least

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soldier is not fun to play at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Acktcherly, it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a bunch of salty Black folk in this thread tonight. Might go do some fragging later, stay out of my way if you don't want to get whipped, pussies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based. honestly i find every class fun except spy and pyro. i played back before they added the airblast or any alt weapons and pyro was dogshit so i never got into him. problem with spy is hes just too slow and on densely populated servers youre going to catch a stray flame or explosion that will ruin your cloak and get you killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The combination of explosive jumping and airshot potential is just too much fun, no class can match that.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how it took valve three years to fix mini sentries?

    Well
    >added in 2014
    It took them nearly a decade to fix the iron bomber.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie devs please understand.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not anymore
    > Fixed the Iron Bomber's projectile collision size not matching other projectile collision sizes

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't have wallhacks, I just know how fast you move so I know when to detonate my trap, moron.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm quitting demo. Frick valve. Frick tf2. Frick balance updates.

    The game was hard enough on demo mains with the sticky nerf, now they basically gimp us and make us totally useless now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >usefulness of an entire class is completely reliant on an unlock
      learn to aim and trap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the sticky nerf
      you mean the nerf that only affected people who couldn't aim
      >b-but people were up in arms about it
      no they weren't, they took issue with the 50% damage nerf that valve did a week prior. instead they went with a 100% damage nerf if you were lobotomized
      get gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sticky nerf
      If you're playing the demo while using the sticky often then I am sorry to say but you are trash and doesn't deserve to be playing demoman to begin with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are demo players that actually think this unironically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just make traps and land hits
      simple as

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are demo players that actually think this unironically.

        >sticky nerf
        If you're playing the demo while using the sticky often then I am sorry to say but you are trash and doesn't deserve to be playing demoman to begin with

        >the sticky nerf
        you mean the nerf that only affected people who couldn't aim
        >b-but people were up in arms about it
        no they weren't, they took issue with the 50% damage nerf that valve did a week prior. instead they went with a 100% damage nerf if you were lobotomized
        get gud

        >usefulness of an entire class is completely reliant on an unlock
        learn to aim and trap

        I was just joking, jeez. You actually think I hold those opinions?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice try trying to claim a post you didn't make

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hold those opinions though
          Frick valve

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You actually think I hold those opinions?
          My post basically implied you didn't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't give a frick what you implied about me, I'm a wienersucking homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I also forgot to add, that I'm trans!
          Trans right!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't joke using actual opinions people have

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm quitting demo. Frick valve. Frick tf2. Frick balance updates.

          The game was hard enough on demo mains with the sticky nerf, now they basically gimp us and make us totally useless now.

          nice bait/10

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are the best maps for the black box? i have never touched that weapon in 12 years but now i want to try it out

    i am not running that shit with the conch, by the way

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. Perhaps not the highest skill floor, but easily the highest skill ceiling. Using projectiles is already a step up in skill compared to hit-scan and bullets, but now said projectiles are effected by physics and you have to calculate arcs. This combined with the fact that grenades don't offer immediate explosions if they miss (unlike rockets) and sticky traps require careful use unless you expend all your ammo means that Demoman is pretty far beyond all other classes.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If its not demoknight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the real one was already posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Move demo down one and it’s good

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn dude did you see every single one of those sick pipes I landed in that tight corridor I had sticky trapped I'm so good at this game dude

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demoknight is a less subtle spy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the entire point is to hold w + m1 until head acquired less subtle is putting it mildly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He literally screams too

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that comp used to use a server plugin to inflate pyro's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay dobson

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comp

      who cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are compgays so degenerate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to inflate pyro's what.. a-anon??

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO KISS THE INTERN THEY PLACED IN THE CHAIR ON THE MOUTH

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IMO Spy should move a tiny bit faster by default

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he does

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he does(not)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he moves at 107% speed
          that's a tiny bit faster than default

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what if spy could climb walls
      like a spider

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how could anybody actually make out the lyrics on any of the songs?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Fortnite Demochad squad
    >grenade, firefly, flare gun, boom sniper, rift-to-go, shockwave loadouts
    feelsbadman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aw, that is great little guy. Gettin late though, you should grab your switch and go lie down for the night. Ill have momma come tuck you in after a bit.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The intern they hired is a hero, fixing so many old bugs Valve didn't probably know existed

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demochad reporting in. Thank god they fixed that homosexual iron bomber. Hated that crutch weapon since its release

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only way they're truly going to fix TF2 is if they remove matchmaking as a whole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's safe to say most of us have been people who play through the server browser, and likewise have found my crowd of regulars in servers. My first TF2 experience was dodgeball and payload

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My first TF2 experience was Egypt. It was insane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how fun are those breasts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw australian
      I haven't played a non valve map in years

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hybridknight is the most fun you can have in tf2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's loose cannon knight
      >donk someone upwards
      >they can't do jack shit
      >charge as they fall since they can't dodge
      >swing my sword for the kill

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NERF SNIPER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah of course the closet cheating snipermain is a wojacker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't main any class, people who want a class that has been unchanged since 2007 should go back to Overwatch and MOBAs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *to nerf

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sticky launcher requires almost no skill

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bro imagine tf2 skins for fortnite bro that would be amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would mean that the management side of valve gave at least 1 (one) shit about the team fortress IP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how spy isn't a complete melee class so I can still shit on pyros in a 1v1 even if they can airblast

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you need skill to play tf2

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i kinda think so yeah. scout ceiling gets pretty high but the skill floor of demo is rock bottom compared to most other classes imo

    almost any other class if you're struggling with using your primary efficiently you can just whip out the shotgun and if you have passable aim, probably get a kill. If Demoman can't hit pipes and isn't positioning himself smartly enough to make use of stickies he's in big trouble

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How old were you when you realized level 3 sentry gun rockets fired in a timeframe that allows pyro to survive long enough to reflect the rocket then leave its firing range?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >equip sticky launcher
    >hold M2
    >tap M1 to airburst stickies on demand
    Did Valve ever fix this? I haven't played TF2 in four years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes theres a fricking delay now jack ass. but then theres this thing. Iam almost convinced people who still use the old sticky bomb launcher for their "main" source of damage are the biggest idiots on the planet, this thing is secret OP that when people see that they fricking get killed by it they start to try it out. obviously there's trade offs to it losing 4 ammo is killer on your sustain but holy shit you gain so much.
      >A quick way to deal guaranteed damage
      >Damage ramp up is charged and range based based
      >You can deal up to 100 damage with a sticky if done right
      >burst down an overhealed heavy with both your weapons
      >Gain access to deal damage to snipers because the stickys come FLYING STRAIGHT at them it usually takes 2 minimal to deal with a sniper
      >able to pick off and chase stragglers and fleeing (usually scouts) enemies with a well times fully charged air detonation
      >able to clear normal demoman stickys and out damage your slow brethren
      >forced to learn how to use the pipe launcher because you only have 4 stickys
      >You cannot spam with it you will lose if you do.

      The sheer utility you gain is hard to beat,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yes theres a fricking delay now jack ass
        Why are you so upset by a simple question? I'm just asking if a thing that was a certain way when I played is not that way anymore. When last I played TF2 the sticky launcher was utterly broken and overpowered. I know this because I used it all the time and it was an easy way to dominate the server.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    iirc iron bomber pipes are how the pipe launcher was actually supposed to be and they nerfed the size of them in order to try and counter people carpet bombing spawns by arcing them over map geometry

    dunno if that's true but it makes sense to me, considering how weirdly difficult the pipe is to use compared to every other projectile weapon and how grenade launchers feel in every other quake derivative i've played

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bombergays btfo
    That is all

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOOO

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post yer drunks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you use charge shield with sword then yeah it is

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skills?
    I just spam the loose cannon and sometimes I get a double donk

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >iron bomber nerfed
    get fricked

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to take this moment to remind you that soldier takes no skill whatsoever

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