>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee...

>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait frick, I only just realized he means he got married

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, Pagliarulo (who wrote the said line) confirmed that it has nothing to do with marriage. "Arrow in the knee" is meant to be taken literally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not even smart enough to take credit for a semi-clever interpretation anyway
        I hate everything about Emil.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather he have lied?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing he did well was the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion, and it was apparently by accident.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he also made the arena "quests" but he never seems to talk about that one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gays think your work is le deeper than it actually it
          >tell them they are wrong and moronic
          Based. I hate people who look way into certain things

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this. silent hill 2 gays are a good example of this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing he did well was the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion, and it was apparently by accident.

          Truly the man you want to see as the Lead Designer of Starfield.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This made people in 2011 shit their pants in pure ecstasy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally did too.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard they're reforming the dawnguard...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BAZINGA

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are guards in Skyrim so strong? They're harder to kill than trolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4u

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >play with some combat and creature mods
      >wolves become the most dangerous and hard to kill enemy in the game
      >rather fight 2-3 dragons at once, even with harder dragons mod
      gotta frick with the settings if i ever play that save again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The scaling in Skyrim is so whack that everything is powerful. It usually doesn't matter because normal difficulty is actually journalist mode and nothing you do matters from start to finish, but once you crank it up to legendary things get pretty fricky.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is why you only play on master mode
        it's the rule of all fps games honestly
        play on one lower than the hardest because it's always bullshit except rare exceptions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >play on one lower than the hardest because it's always bullshit except rare exceptions
          master is the same as legendary, though. the break the game threshold just comes sooner.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >master is the same
            it's literally the original hardest skill setting and does not require you to attack the same enemy 20 times instead
            legendary requires you to be a minmax homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It cuts your damage by half and doubles enemy damage. Legendary quarters and triples respectively. That is the only difference. You still completely outpace the game by like level 20, it's just adding tedium. Crafting is still useless and just makes the game harder. Attributes are still completely useless and perks are still the only thing that matters because it's been homogenized with nu-fallout. Mudcrabs still scale to punch your dick off. It's the same, it's just a tedium slider.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Attributes are still completely useless and perks are still the only thing that matters
                yeah this is kinda why skyrim is a bad roleplaying game. every ES is broken but skyrim is broken in a way your actions don't matter any more. being a super wizard in daggerfall or morrowind feels pretty damn wizardly, not really the case here or oblivion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even if we go by encounters, Morrowind actually does try to make difficult fights when you reach god mode. An example is the Telvanni Guards, which repeatedly summon bonewalkers that drain your endurance by 20 points every time they hit you while the guard sits back and throws fireballs that do half your health while you are stuck there. In practice this does not matter because you can kill everything in one hit anyways, but the attempt is there and its more curated and has more flavor than just having an enemy hit really hard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean that's a problem with the game itself rather than the slider but despite that if you lower it anymore then the game becomes piss easy all the way through rather than somewhat hard to start then you become a god over time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But what is difficulty adding other than length of time I have to click on the enemy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the feeling of enjoyment once you finally kill those bandits at level 5 while watching blood splurt everywhere with their heads cut off and in half provided you're using mods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How does that add to enjoyment? I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, I just clicked more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how does that add to enjoyment?
                if you knew anything about how the brain works you wouldn't ask this silly question
                it's the same reason you would use survival mods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you knew anything about how the brain works
                what if i am not a rat in a skinner box

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but, you're already are one. which is exactly why you're asking for all the rewards in little time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >okay kid
                kids aren't allowed on Ganker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's asking for a game which is not designed to disengage the brain like he is watching a television show. We can look at studies that show brain activity and the developement of neural pathways while reading versus watching television and objectively conclude that they are very different activities. Morrowind is a game that stimulates imagination and creativity, Skyrim is not. There is a reason why reading significantly reduces the risk of Alzheimer’s in old age while television significantly increases susceptibility to neurodegenerative disorders. When you are playing a game like Skyrim you are restructuring your brain to be that of a simple animal. This is going beyond difficulty. These are two very different forms of escapism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah blah
                >anime pic
                post disregarded go play some troonsoul games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even suggesting that Bethesda make a good game. I am merely requesting they make one that does not literally give it's core audience brain damage. Surely Todd loves and cares about his loyal fanbase and does not want to hurt them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm only getting brain damage from reading your posts
                >nooo you cannot just go play a game and enjoy it
                >you must read the 50 pages of dialogue instead of choosing to read the books ingame whenever you want

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >instead of choosing to read the books ingame whenever you want
                This segways into another problem. A significant portion of books in Skyrim are imported from previous games and many are not relevant to that particular setting. Part of what made books so interesting in previous games is that they were directly related to what was happening, so it'd be like walking around Middle-Earth while reading The Silmarillion. Skyrim still has this, but it is extremely diluted. I think most Skyrim players don't read the books.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ...You can also read the lore books in Skyrim?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read the reply chain. (if you can)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget the creature mods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They used to be an adventurer like you, then they took an arrow in the knee.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *should of

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to be an adventurer like you, then I- MHMFFMMMMM!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No e-girlgagging

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOOOOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gray-Mane or Battle-Born?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gray Mane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to be in here.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >takes arrow to the dick
    >"is someone there?"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FYI this line is a reference to the name of the wind which was published a few years before Skyrim released

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Todd know what I've been up to? Is he watching me right now?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that fur coming out of your ears?
    no shit moron im a cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i never heard this line in almost a decade
      are there more unique lines for other races? I know there's some dialogue for Argonians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/World_Interactions_(Skyrim)
        Skyrim has a decent amount of reactivity, chances are you have a ton of stuff that you have never heard or seen during your playthroughs.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you buy a house in Morrowind? I need somewhere to unload all my shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but they are locked behind long questlines. There are work arounds but you are better off googling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If an npc lives alone you can murder them with no consequences and live in their house.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is untrue, as storing items in a NPC owned container flags them as stolen. (storing them on a corpse doesn't though)

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I have a mod that removed this quote as I haven't heard it once during my second playthrough of this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that reminds me of the butthurt when the game came out and everyone memed the quote

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >american humor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      japanese humor:
      >KYAAAAAA AHO HENTAI BAKA

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