I want Team Fortress 3. Quit being a bunch of fricking pussies Valve.
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based and blackpilled
Silver, orange and pink. Then just eat the remaining coin.
>silver and pink
I'll forgive you for being selfish since you picked the most important buttons
black pink and teal are my choices.
this, even though I enjoy killing friendlies for the lulz
the most based choices
I miss Rick May.
Only reasonable options
Pink
Silver
White
Purple
black
pink
silver
Black, silver and pink.
basically these, it would fix TF2 the most in the meantime until TF3 is finished
Pink would be such a colossal improvement that it's insane it's only 1 coin.
1 coin to revert back to release day and 6 coins to brainwash humanity back to 2007.
But then the history would just repeat itself, wouldn't it?
blue and light blue twice
>light blue twice
Which weapons would you fix?
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Never had a problem with the amby. The only weapon that's ever made me seethe in TF2 is this.
>amby just got released
>go on 2fort
>snipe snipers
Good times
black
pink
white
I miss arena mode and nobody runs a custom server that is actually arena, it's just vsh or something.
pink, silver, white, and green
then I'll lay down with my one coin
>green
Why? How can you even fix it in theory?
>How can you even fix it in theory?
That's the trick, you fix it by just re-adding quickplay as the main option with matchmaking being the secondary one.
why the best button is black? im not playing your game cuck homosexual
Blue and Pink
Matchmaking tanked this game hard, frick compgays.
ORANGE
YOU GORMLESS TOSSAH
>secret button (7 coins): Pyro gets Killing Floor 1 voicelines
Green
Red
Pink
Silver
Blue, lightblue, pink, silver
With blue there is no need for green to exist
And i want my caber fixed frick you i loved suicide runs and saving games with it
begin TF3 and make sure TF3 has none of the p2w weapon crap that TF2 has. dont give a shit about the rest.
>p2w weapon crap that TF2 has.
huh?
Then tf3 doesn't get made, obviously. Wishing for tf3 is the biggest monkey paw imaginable.
"beginning production" with Valve doesn't mean much, give me complete or no deal.
Silver.
That is it
I'd like 1¾ girlfriends, please.
Teal
Pink
Silver
Gold
Light Blue
>blue
>pink
>silver
>white
pink (pink is op)
red
orange
imagine being so fricking cucked you want to spend a coin on removing hackers when the devs should be doing it
moronic fricks all of you
green silver white
Teal
pink
light blue
blue
there. fixed your tf2. bro. i think tf3 would be a disaster stop asking for it. unless tf3 is just a revamped tf2 i don't want it.
Blue (revert mym)
Silver (comic closure)
White (kino arena mode)
Light Blue to unfrick the Loch n Load
Pressing Blue already effectively presses Light Blue 3 times for things like the Shortstop and Crit a Cola.
>Blue
>Pink
>Silver
>White
>Teal
THE ONLY correct choice.
Orange and Blue.
That's all I can get.
Why is silver only one coin? I'd give all coins to it if it meant they'd do it.
Pink
Green as in remove it
Silver
Light blue caber now instakills everything in its blast radius including the user but it balanced by making the user run through a maze of WW1 trenches in purgatory until he finds the exit.
So basically Halloween portals?
Sure.
Now you also have to Merasmuses magical machinegun fire.
evade*
Green and purple, I haven't read what they do but I think TF2 needs a daily dose
Why the frick would I want TF3 ? Just give me yearly updates with cool weapons for each class, that's literally it.
>TF3
Or you could just...update TF2?
TF2 is riddled with bots, hackers, its source code is a fricking mess leaving it impossible to work around with. It's time for either a Source 2 port or TF3.
They're adding a female merc to tf2
No you don't. You think you do, but you don't
>MetaDOOM
>No MetaTF
Lazy fricking homosexuals who bled out all their previous talent just from sheer incompetency and getting too cozy from steam money.
No you don't, neither a Source2 port, I don't want TF2 to suffer the same fate as CSGo and Dota 2
too busy making software
they'll make a game again once they make something "big"
I want Artifact 2.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>Artifact
You idiots fell for some obviously shitty card game knockoff and are still mad about it.
Artifact is not shitty. It is excellent. Artifact’s expansions on Dota 2’s setting and lore were amazing. Peak soul. There were times I actually felt like I was commanding the epic fantasy battlefield the cards depicted. I’d never had that feeling from a card game before, not even Magic.
When I looked at the menu, saw Jolixia’s caravan in the distance at night while the music took me, for a fleeting moment it felt like I was home.
that dude has been spamming artifact shit nonstop today, literally copy pasted comments and making threads
Here is how I'd go for TF3
>Do away with the whimsical tone of TF2, right down to reimplementing a more Quake-like artstyle. Every game is comedic these days with all the rainbow magenta skins and emotes.
>New lineup of characters with weird-ass designs that are still recognizable.
>Gameplay is much more about working as, well, a team in a sense. More slow-paced round progression, making each round feel like a genuine adventure for both sides
And so on and so forth
>3 deleted posts
uhhh lel?
I dont want tf3 I want tf2 remake
Team Fortress
Team Fortess Classic
Team Fortess 2
What did Valve do it?
I want being friendly to be a kickable offense instead of the other way around where the fricking reddit-tier community of this game punishes people who actually play. I also want the old user interface back, remove the shitty comp mode no one uses make the sandman stun again and get rid of all the bots. the whole game is pussified and so is society.
no. what do you think tf3 is going to have that tf2 doesn't? The only reason i'd want tf3 is so i can flex all my old tf2 items on noobs who can no longer get them. i'd be a king- no. a god amongtst seething kids.
I'd slam that button any day of the week.
>just as heavily monetized as tf2
practically a given in today's climate anyway
No.
>Wanna start over fresh?
Honestly sure. I never gambled much on lootboxes I just bought what I wanted from the market.
I wouldn't mind losing that for TF3 assuming it's not shit.
Yes, its the only way. Theres way too much crud in Tf2 presently. So many of the hats and particles released in the last decade are god ugly and also are performance wreckers as well. At least starting over will allow valve to vet the new stuff a bit more at the beginning.
I just play with default loadouts so sure.
They failed the first two times, why give them a 3rd chance? Let reddit fortress die already
people trust valve to make TF3 worthy?
Valve has a pretty good track record despite the israeliteery of tf2
tf2 was over 10 years ago and you said it yoursef, israeliteery. since then there's been omega israeliteery with dota2 and that failed card game that nobody wanted. only success story recently was half life alyx.
i don't think team fortress 3 would have anything that couldn't be offered by TF2. it would be like overwatch 2
>that failed card game that nobody wanted
Holy frick I actually forgot about fartifact please accept my thousand apologies anon
also valve's hits are mostly things that were bought from someone else.
>team fortress - a halflife 1 mod
>portal - a mod (halflife 2 i think)
>dota 2 - a warcraft mod
>counter-strike - a halflife 1 mod
>left 4 dead - made by other company, bought by valve
without steam i have to wonder if valve would still be relevant today. maybe they would be like rockstar, a shell of their former selves that just stay relevant with old franchises.
also i will NEVER forgive valve for trying to completely ruin modding with their modding store in steam. that really revealed that valve doesn't give 2 shits about the community and just want more money (as if dota 2's gambling mechanics didn't reveal it as well).
a lot of people doesn't even remember valve's attempt at destroying modding, i think that was in 2015.
TF2/3 on Source 2 is the only way I could see them fixing the bot problem and kinda reviving the IP but I can't see them actually doing it. Valve hiring the autists behind the TF2 Source 2 project is more likely but probably not by much.
Hope:
>fix the bugs
>fix the hackers
>fix performance issues
>remove the truckload of ugly cosmetics/particles that wreck performance
>remove/fix all the useless weapons
>remove all the shit maps
>remove the features that were forgotten about 10 years ago but still exist on the menus
>have a full time team that maintains the game
Reality:
>lazy port to source 2
>worse performance
>all cosmetics carry over
>pushes 6v6 competitive matchmaking front and center
>forgotten about a year after launch again
Put dispenser here.