I want to fricking go back.

>ywn be 11 again playing minecraft on the xbox with your siblings, unknowingly making memories you would hold dear for the rest of your life
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind playing my old worlds again but I haven't been able to log in since Microshaft shitted everything up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of my old worlds are lost to time. Nothing more than distant memories scattered in segments throughout my brain. They're like old, locked away dreams. Something can just trigger you to remember them randomly one day. I miss them. Or do I just miss the old times?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking kys its literally just virtual lego, imagine crying about your lego starship you made when you were 11 as if it had some kind of bearing or effect on your present life. Just let go.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't wanna fricking let it go its called the only time in my entire shitty life I was happy go frick yourself tell your mom to let go of this dick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have some screenshots of my really old worlds. Like from when Minecraft first started circulating on Ganker. My other saves from just a few years ago are still there I just can't fricking log in.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's nice. It must have been cool to watch the game grow from its roots as an adult (I'm assuming, since you mentioned Ganker). I wish I had something saved from back then, but I was 9 years old and didn't give a second thought about the future. I still have my old shitty Samsung tablet, I might have to see if I can restore some data from it. I still remember some of my old words vividly and some specific memories surrounding them. I remember getting the Java Edition a year later at the same time as my friend and making a lot of friends on the Mineplex server and keeping in touch via Skype. I wonder how they are doing now, or if they ever think about me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was fun experiencing the game for the first time with other anons. We were blown away by how autistic the crafting system was to us at the time and this was before there was much info about it online so we just spent hours trying different combinations looking for new recipes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spent hours trying different combinations looking for new recipes.
              Zoomers will never know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          post screenshots

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            zomg its teh rei
            File says 2011 but it might be a little older than that.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently I was using a level editor to do this.
              >still running XP with a 4:3 CRT
              Take me back.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just can't fricking log in.
          https://lln4.ru/en

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft on the xbox
    Zooom zooom
    It got gay after they added a hunger bar and sprint, and the BOW NERF

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't just play the console edition, but also Pocket Edition, and later the Java Edition. I played PE way back when it was a tech demo. 0.2.1 I started with, I think, so 2012. God, that title screen hurts to look at. So many memories.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all that sexy dirt
        GNUUUHGGHH TAKE ME BACK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        loved when the world size wasn't infinite. what a time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember playing before furnaces were added to PE. Their temporary solution: giving you infinite bricks, glass blocks, and shears in survival mode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the first 360 versions were without hunger bar and sprint. I think 360 version didn't get those until november or december of 2012. So a year after the PC version.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the game is pointless without the survival aspect. No one fricking cares what you make out of cubes for reddit karma

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Survival existed before hunger, moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        minecraft has always been a terrible survival game

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in my late 20's when Minecraft was first gaining popularity (this was before multiplayer, so most of us just played single-player survival mode). I thought that the world was getting worse, but then A.I. came around and ushered in a near era of coom, and then I realized that I live in a golden age.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How funny it is that the first version I ever played, b1.7.3, was right before everything started going downhill.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >11 when Minecraft was on Xbox

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, that's a lie. I would have been about 9 around that time.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had the alpha java edition since high school and some literal russian hacker stole my mojang account and they couldn't help me retrieve it so I've pirated their game ever since. Suck a big fat one, mojang

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your oldest screenshot in your .minecraft folder
    >tfw migrated my OS years ago and the oldest screenie i have is 2019

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2019 was five years ago, the year covid started
      >five years before 2019 was 2014, a time i'd consider "old"
      What the frick. Make it stop.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 11 Minecraft wouldn’t exist for another 12 years

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE TUTORIAL WORLD WAS COOL ALRIGHT?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single women, just a bunch of nerdy millennials

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      friendly reminder that mojang ported inferior pocket edition to consoles out of spite because 4J were better at developing minecraft than them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it was because java games run like shit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          4J's Minecraft ran on C++ just like Bedrock Edition and it was also the only version of Minecraft that didn't run like shit (current switch minecraft is genuinely unplayable)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want Nu-Minecraft
    https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/fabulously-optimized
    >I want Alphas and Betas
    https://betacraft.uk/ (includes fixes)
    >I want Beta but more
    https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely
    >I want Alpha but more
    https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/2916817-the-not-so-seecret-saturday-mod-for-alpha-1-1-2_01
    >I miss playing b1.7.3 with tech mods
    https://www.mediafire.com/file/weo259gcy30clky/Beta173Modpack.zip/file
    >I want Classic
    https://www.classicube.net/
    >I am a homosexual
    https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/minecraft-for-windows/9NBLGGH2JHXJ/0010

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >betacraft
      >download our launcher!
      just release the mods so I can use my own launcher, israelite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >c0.0.13a-c0.30
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11701
        >in-20091223-0040-a1.1.2_01
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11702
        >a1.0.8
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11703
        >a1.2.0-preview-b1.8.1
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11705
        >b1.9-pre1-b1.9-pre6
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11706
        >1.0.0-rc1-1.5.2
        -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk -Dhttp.proxyPort=11707

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or modpacks are getting lamer by the year? I feel like nothing has really topped Infinity Evolved Expert, Agrarian Skies or Enigmatica 6 like they did at the time of their release.
    Give me some pack rec though, please.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft web client was the shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heeey this is electrical beast back with another lets play, today is episode foive of sombie surivival

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2009
    >just dropped out of college
    >drinking heavily every day
    >living in the basement under the basement
    >pouring rain outside
    >buckets to collect water leaking from ceiling
    >space heater and a bottle of vodka for warmth
    >watching ecchi anime and playing minecraft on my old compaq presario
    >smell of piss and vomit soaked into the cold cement floor
    Now that I think about it I don't want to go back.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are betatrannies so buck broken by hunger and colored lighting? Imagine playing Minecraft without basic QOL such as sprinking. All these betatrannies also probibly have shark plushies and listed to Aphex Twin.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss pre Microsoft Minecraft

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to stop playing when that happened. It was such a blatantly anti consumer move that I just accepted that it was over. Even their little guide about how to do it was a slap in the face because they basically said, "yep, it's complicated, good luck homosexuals". That combined with the fricking BLM and trans rights splash screen was the last straw.

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