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I want to go back, Gankerros...

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Sprite. Peak Halo 3 online was not and won't ever be topped. Unfortunately, Discord has killed speaking to randos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking to randos in the last 15 years has killed any desire I had of speaking to randos anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not only discord's fault. its the fault of these corps and devs that have such thin fricking skin that simply typing 'gg' can money-stolen you. why risk it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it was diet coke. Peak Gears Of War 1 online was not and won't ever be topped.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can acquire all those things quite easily

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I acquire the time period?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just become a time wizard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how about you post instructions homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After spending 5 years as an apprentice wizard you get to choose your specialization

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Apprentice wizard? Is that around 35 or does that come after the manifestation at 40?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you aren't a proper wizard by 40 then it's over for you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just exchange the 360 for a PC and you have 2024

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation? No, no, no, it definitely wasn’t a humiliation. My urine isn’t something that just anyone can have rained over them. You should be happy Anon.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never again be in middle school watching adult swim late at night on a friday after playing gears on 360 with your buds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll never chill in a halo 2 pre-game lobby while watching Inuyasha together ever again

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of those west coast Counter Strike:Source servers were the kind that would be full all day. You could just play and play and everyone was always up for another round. Sometimes the host had custom music and sound effects and he'd play the Kirk vs Spock duel music when it was down to 1v1.

    I don't know if the online play of those days will ever be surpassed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, anon. You’re making me depressed. While I was a total halogay, CSS was the peak on online gaming and will never be surpassed. If you weren’t there then you just wouldn’t understand…

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some things aren't meant to be preserved. Some things are meant to stay as cherished memories.

    That's what the morons screeching about The Crew and """"""""video game preservation""""""" can't seem to grasp. Not everything is meant to last forever, morons. What did you think was going to happen to the fricking online car game that has a peak of 20 players online in the past 10 years? Gamers are legitimately cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Community hosted dedicated servers are simply the only way for online multiplayer to remain feasible, a game's lifespan dictated by the life and death of the community.

      This is going to sound really gay but I was able to regain this feeling by doing something in my life.

      Smoking weed and playing vidya - meh

      Smoking weed and playing vidya after having hiked a long distance that was a real fricking challenge to my knees - absolutely fricking level 9000 relaxation

      Smoking weed and cooking something for a potluck - weed is fun again

      Smoking weed and thinking of an upcoming trip that I have planned - yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

      Whenever I have a day off I divide it into two parts. Before the evening I do things that are in some way "useful" - do sports, clean the house, duolingo, whatever. The point is, this takes away all the feeling along "wow you're a fat slob just fat slobbing on your fat slob couch". Then in the evening I open a few beers and chill, being proud of myself.

      I also recommend looking up other hobbies. Recently I got interested in /toy/s and that's what I'm doing while chilling instead of vidya, unless I stumble upon vidya that I truly want to play, not like "I have some time off, I should be playing vidya"

      Also, I usually try spending as much time as possible outside my house. This sucks during winter, but on sunny days my mood immediately improves the moment I step out of the building.

      You're convincing your neurochemistry that you're doing something other than nitpicking, hiding from predators and stealing food from men that you are fruitlessly cuckolding. The r-strategist life is stressful and modern society doesn't care that it's unintentionally forcing people to slip into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what you don't understand about video game preservation is muh heckin childhood
      you dont enjoy video games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me what that incoherent moron babble has to do with what I said.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of things I miss back then.

    Shopping at Electronics Boutique and Babbages. I was kinda poor and couldn't afford the new 360, so was grabbing a two foot stack of original Xbox games for $70-$80 (Microsoft killed the system so they were desperate to unload what they had).

    Then my girlfriend and friends would check out Suncoast Motion Picture for anime VHS/DVD/LD.

    Then go home and watch "The Ring" and "Dark Water" that scared the living hell out of us.

    Pizza and Pepsi were the choice (I'm back to Coke now).

    I miss having my own place. Having friends. Having a girlfriend. Having sex. Having hope for a future for the career i was studying for in college. The palm trees, hot summers in Florida, sandy beaches, rum runners (kinda like a rum Icee),

    But those days are over and they're never coming back. And I guess that's fine. It was great while it lasted.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Dark Souls 2 pvp when it was a fricking mess. Just don't get rage messages like you used to.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i replayed halo 3 the other day

    it's kinda...shit?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xbox today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these are still obtainable. I feel bad for zoomies who will be nostalgic for their fortnite or whatever other always online shit they play because then it'll be permanently dead, they will not have an option to go back but you do.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >consoomer
    :/
    >consoomer, 90s/00s
    :O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drug addicts are so cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol you can't get addicted to weed, moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Typical cringe drug addict moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen Rick and Morty but didn’t realize it came out in the 90s/early 2000s, anon. Go back.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically miss paying for gamer pictures.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I, Ganker?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to sound really gay but I was able to regain this feeling by doing something in my life.

    Smoking weed and playing vidya - meh

    Smoking weed and playing vidya after having hiked a long distance that was a real fricking challenge to my knees - absolutely fricking level 9000 relaxation

    Smoking weed and cooking something for a potluck - weed is fun again

    Smoking weed and thinking of an upcoming trip that I have planned - yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    Whenever I have a day off I divide it into two parts. Before the evening I do things that are in some way "useful" - do sports, clean the house, duolingo, whatever. The point is, this takes away all the feeling along "wow you're a fat slob just fat slobbing on your fat slob couch". Then in the evening I open a few beers and chill, being proud of myself.

    I also recommend looking up other hobbies. Recently I got interested in /toy/s and that's what I'm doing while chilling instead of vidya, unless I stumble upon vidya that I truly want to play, not like "I have some time off, I should be playing vidya"

    Also, I usually try spending as much time as possible outside my house. This sucks during winter, but on sunny days my mood immediately improves the moment I step out of the building.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weed is for losers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Video games are for losers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. Both are for losers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This may be controversial, especially coming from someone rural, but hiking sucks. It's the least comfy hobby of them all. Too much planning, too much gear, you can never carry enough water, party splits for no reason, and someone can always step on a landmine.
      Days when we smoke weed and snack are 100x more enjoyable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what third world country do you live in where you run the risk of stepping on a landmine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Croatia. At least when someone makes a game about it, they can make the palyer explode when he gets out of level bounds like in CoD2.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Croatia
            Damn, I'm so sorry, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were a few short years as an older teenager where weed immensely improved the enjoyment I got out of video games but in my early 20s it started to suck. Half the time I'd get too tired to really pay attention or engage with the game and even when that didn't happen it felt like it just dulled my brain and made it hard to really have fun doing anything. Eventually it felt like it was doing the opposite of enhancing my experience and made me bored. Don't really smoke any more and I have much more fun with my hobbies than I did when I was a pothead

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2007

    I was playing WoW TBC and drinking shitty alcopop while raiding Karazhan.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stopped playing video games for the most part
    >now learning to draw while i listen to music and podcasts
    Feeling a lot better, to be honest.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Xbox 360 dashboard at launch with the blades design was the peak of Xbox UI and it's been a sharp drop ever since. Especially starting with that embarrassing Mii rip-off shit.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    state of zoomergays
    being nostalgic for a shit console and a shit console game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adding -gay redundantly

      One of the easiest ways of detecting a newbie.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Coke instead of halo 3 game fuel Mt Dew
    Pozzed. My favorite childhood memories similar to this though are around 04-06. One involves eating pizza hut pepperoni pizza, cinnamon sticks and cold Pepsi while playing RE0 on my gamecube with my bro, exploring the Umbrella Training Facility. Other one is also Friday night but I'm by myself, playing Fatal Frame 2 and then eating a Quiznos sub for dinner and browsing vidya forums and chatting with friends on MSN instant messenger late into the night. There's others like this but those two are usually the first ones that come to mind as far as cozy after school memories go. I also remember getting my Wii a few days after Christmas during winter break. Was playing silent hill 2 all afternoon and listening to music, and then went to the store with my family and they had just restocked the Wii (was hard to find after it launched), which was meant to be the main Christmas present for my little bro and I. Got Twilight Princess too. Went home and played Wii Sports and Zelda all night with my brother. Childhood ruled sometimes

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Coke
    Gay, swap that shit out for Cheerwine

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was 3 liters of beer.
    Alcoholism is fun to look back on once you beat it. So many wasted gaming session, beating games so drunk I could play them again the next day since I forgot it all.
    Good times.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those times when people used to shit talk and you would go about your day after it all ended.

    Never be the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"good game, dude."
      >reported and banned for calling a troony "dude"

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GamePass got cancelled.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The past was horrible for everything except socialisation. Because there was effectively no Black folk. White people were just as bad though if not worse. Some were ok, some weren't and there were gangs of whites like there are gangs of Black folk now. The shit people stuck together and did everything as a degenerate unit. Because they weren't anything alone. Games weren't worth your time then, they are a substitute for having a life, something to do if you're not fit enough to frick, explore, do things. Better I guess when they aren't as appealing, so other things are sought out more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro what the frick are you talking about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even in 2007 I knew soft drinks were bad and coke was the worst.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      objectively wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit frog

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit comment

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me too.

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