i want to sell the least amount of copies possible

i want to sell the least amount of copies possible

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do they expect people to find it? nobody but the biggest star wars homosexual on pc is going to go through all that effort to find this (gay) game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      free QA testing most likely. then onces all the bugs are hammered out, full release to all platforms

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are going to pick a game to try and draw people to your shitty store aiming at hardcore Star Wars fans is probably not a bad idea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hardcore Star Wars fans
        They still exist?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          normie socials are still filled with starwars memes, old one and the prequels (no Rey one unless it's to shit on them), they will never let it go

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you could get fat manbabies to buy this in the mid-2000's then nothing you can do will make them leave for good. they're consumers for life, no matter how much they b***h.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally why

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If it appeared in the OT someone will buy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see no problem here. Would buy to complete my Jabba's Palace collection display.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this some sort of work around for not being console exclusive? or are they just stupid?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or are they just stupid

      Greedy, and stupid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or are they just stupid?
      worse
      they're french and canadian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do they expect people to find it? nobody but the biggest star wars homosexual on pc is going to go through all that effort to find this (gay) game

      https://i.imgur.com/XVV0H5G.png

      i want to sell the least amount of copies possible

      90% of the sells will be through consoles
      PC sells with GAAS and longtails evergreens, something Ubisoft fails at anyway.
      Dumb greedy move anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They assume losing 80% of PC sales is worth the 30% cut they won't have to pay Steam/EGS... For some reason. Just another step in deevaluating the company in hopes of a buyout.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Massive entertainment
    And nothing of value was lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only good game is World in Conflict
      >afterwards, just looter shooters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Division was okay. In concept.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so funny how out of touch the star wars franchise is with people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard games also are not on steam

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's a good thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        or on my computer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard also has Battle.net, which predates steam by quite a bit. They also make WoW which, at one point, was the most popular game around. Ubisoft's situation has nothing in common with Blizzard's.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NNNNNOOOOOOOO NOT ANOTHER FREE PROGRAM, SAVE ME FAT MAN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Ubisoft games use Denuvo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubishit execs will take another fat L
    >Ubishit execs will never learn their lesson and will double down instead

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they give 30% of their money to Steam?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so people on PC can know the game exists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam is an advertising platform as much as it's a market place

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't work as a marketing platform for years, just a place with a loyal audience and bizarre tastes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >devs complain their games are at the bottom of the list
          >barely do anything to market their games
          damn, i wonder why

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But you just said steam will market for them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he fricking didnt israelite, he said its a advertising platform. You should hop off the nearest platform you can find before you attempt your israeliteery here again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a dipshit that doesn't know what goes on under the hood with Steam, or any pc game distribution software. Those servers ain't free or entropy proof.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because losing 30% of 100k copies sold is alot better better than keeping 100% of 15k copies sold.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they should stop selling their games on Amazon as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got a israelite nose kek.

      Because everybody uses steam and trusts them due to insanely good forums and refund policy. Steam also is a massive advertisement platform, because people use it to search for games. Nobody uses Ubisoft Connect and 95% of people that know the game exists and are interested certainly wont bother if it requires them to get that shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody uses Ubisoft Connect
        Anyone who buys Ubi games on Steam does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When was the last time ubisoft made a new game? Don't they just pump out the same ass creed game every year and call it a bussiness?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I use steam while my friends use steam -> so everyone use steam
        This is how internet became shitty hole

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn english next time before you shillpost, gayboy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody uses Ubisoft Connect
        More like : People go out of their way to avoid Ubisoft Connect, because it's shittier than the epic games store and ran by horrible people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ubisoft wouldn't have to pay 30% as they're a big publisher anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give 30% to valve and in return vet 3,000% the sales

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they give 30% of their money to Walmart, EB Games, Gamestop, Target, JB Hi-Fi etc. etc.?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        physics of actually existing objects

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You pay Walmart a premium to be in their stores so that more people have eyes on your product. It has nothing to do with physics.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And also the services that Steam provide like payment processing, storefront, forums, patching, updating etc. etc. not to mention the consumer base that [...] mentioned

            also retail takes 50%

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh really? Damn I thought that 30% was representative of all stores.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure its variable. This doesn't even go into side contracts for preferred placement, like end-cap, register, and eyeball height. I'm sure there is similar deals being made on Steam.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And also the services that Steam provide like payment processing, storefront, forums, patching, updating etc. etc. not to mention the consumer base that

          You pay Walmart a premium to be in their stores so that more people have eyes on your product. It has nothing to do with physics.

          mentioned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah why put your business in a mall with shitloads of foot traffic when you could just put it on the corner of bumfrick street

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you own that corner of Bumfrick Street, and if you play your cards right people will come to seek your products (i.e Nintendo, Minecraft, Roblox)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This question can't be asked in good faith by someone who's actually not a complete moron, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume this is bait.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Ubisoft, Valve would only charge big publishers like 15% or less.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      70% of something is a lot more than the 100% of nothing they'll make selling their shit on their own irrelevant storefront.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft making bad business decisions as always
    Their stock price has collapsed and there's nothing on the horizon, expect them to be delisted from the NYSE soon

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK is ubisoft connect?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you give them email, visa cc details and they forward game files to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's real
        what
        the
        frick
        did uplay die already?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Uplay's new name.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I might actually just reinstall TOR and replay the Sith Warrior story for my cheap star wars fix. I didn't even know this existed until this thread, and I won't ever know this released until the thread laughing at poor sales figures or the inevitable Steam announcement a year or two later.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brown Female Lead
    >Ubisoft Connect exclusive

    I think Ubisoft really thinks that star wars is still a big enough IP that people are willing to put up with all this to play their game.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've done this so many times and it never works. uplay or whatever what they want to call it now is complete garbage, I hate these forced cancer launchers no one likes

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares. Game looks like shit

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There has to come a point where data farming and user interaction with pointless software bloat can't make up for lost sales.
    Are the French truly this pants-on-head moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Data brokering is like a $250 billion industry. For comparison, the video game industry is around $220 billion. Don't expect the data harvesting to end anytime soon.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, I didn't plan on playing Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Wil... Starwars Outlaws. But this is hilarious.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If EA couldn't succeed with this model with Battlefield, Mass Effect, Apex Legends, FIFA, The Sims, Star Wars Battlefront. I really don't see how Ubisoft will succeed with having their own games exclusive to their online store

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the whole fleet was destroyed by the power of diversity. Then everyone clapped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That whole thing was the stupidest ass pull i have ever seen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That whole thing was the stupidest ass pull i have ever seen

      The whole fricking trilogy is a one giant asspull formed from 3 huge asspulls. SW sequel trilogy is so fricking bad that I am still fully expecting that in a decade or a two, it will be de-canonized.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They already had the expanded universe to adapt movies from and just tossed it all in the bin.

        I know most of the EU wasn't that great, but it could have been a good base for something better than what we have now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone of those had a Death Star laser, how did Palpy lose?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh you guys are the best! Saving us from your schlop by limiting where it's being sold. Respect.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll come out on steam in a couple of years like every other game. they just want to profit off fomo to push their shitty launcher and not pay the 30% cut.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought these moronic devs learned their lesson already. Did they not see even EA gave up trying to make their own store?
    Fricking idiots.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish all the cnc games were on steam 🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's stopping you from pirating them and adding them to your steam library as external games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      blizz is doing just fine with their own store
      more competition is good for everyone, indie devs having to pay a 30% cut just to get to the market is moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing blizzshit
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm just pointing out that there's plenty of pc games outside steam's ecosystem that are still extremely popular, *cough riot cought*

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            riot puts all their spinoffs on steam lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're confusing riot games and their licensed games. riot only has lotr, lol and valorant for now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                steam won, everyone kneels, cope

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars doesn't have nearly the same pull it did before all the woke shit started stinking up the IP. You're watching a corporation detonating their own IP.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubusift are fricking moronic, division 2 had a maintenance patch yesterday "estimated time 3 hours"

    8.5 hours later and they still had to rollback an event because it wasn't stable.
    Since then my game keeps freezing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      & yet you're still playing their games...

      Just remind me which side of that equation is the moronic one?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but I got Division 2 for 5$ on sale, they practically give away their old games

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EA changes the name origin to fricking "EA app", some generic bullshit that further distances it as an actual legit store/launcher and instead is just useless bloatware for data mining for EA games you buy on steam
    >Ubisoft changes the name uplay to fricking "Ubisoft connect", some generic bullshit that further distances it as an actual legit store/launcher and instead is just useless bloatware for data mining for ubisoft games you buy on steam
    It's tiresome

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't they tried it already then came crawling back to steam?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it ain't on Epic. That's a win in my book.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      console doesn't exist either I guess

      that gabe wiener is deep, huh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi epic shill

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi steam shill

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            console doesn't exist either I guess

            that gabe wiener is deep, huh

            you have to be a shill, who'd care about Epic of all places.. maybe yer a fartnite pissbaby or even a UE5 homosexual, otherwise it is INCOMPREHENSIBLE that anyone would care about Epic, let alone speak positively of them... I mean why???

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that gabe wiener is deep, huh
              Not that anon but if you can't fathom why people would hate a company that all but wiped any legal means to acquire unreal tournament off the face of the earth while also holding games hostage to a shitty store only fortnite zoomers tolerate while also at the same time MONOPOLIZING games to their store for a year while they spew venom at steam for being a "monopoly" which is just pure hypocrisy I have nothing to say to you except that you're not very smart.

              How far up your ass is Tim? If you cannot fathom why someone would not wish to use his storefront then you're beyond saving.

              more people who take gabe wiener

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing buddy. I use every other storefront besides it. Keep getting assfricked by Tim!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use itch io and GOG as well, you fricking sweeney wienersucker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            console doesn't exist either I guess

            that gabe wiener is deep, huh

            [...]
            [...]
            more people who take gabe wiener

            frick off little timmy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's nice & deep in you steamie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you keep talking about your homosexual fantasies, tim?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that gabe wiener is deep, huh
        Not that anon but if you can't fathom why people would hate a company that all but wiped any legal means to acquire unreal tournament off the face of the earth while also holding games hostage to a shitty store only fortnite zoomers tolerate while also at the same time MONOPOLIZING games to their store for a year while they spew venom at steam for being a "monopoly" which is just pure hypocrisy I have nothing to say to you except that you're not very smart.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How far up your ass is Tim? If you cannot fathom why someone would not wish to use his storefront then you're beyond saving.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars may not move many copies, but once AC Mirage, Avatar, PoP, and the Splinter Cell remake all drop they may gain some mindshare.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you laugh when you typed this? Because I laughed when I read it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are big publishers gonna do another push for "use our storefront and only our storefront for our games"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, the Black person cattle will buy it anyways and they probably rather want less sales than having to share with other platforms

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a ubisoft connect?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not buying anything on uplay
    not buying anything on origin
    not buying anything on epic
    not buying anything on riot whatever
    not buying anything on the windows store
    not buying anything on battle net or whatever blizzard is
    not buying anything on ios
    not buying anything on google play
    not getting circumcised
    simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not buying games on phone
      Okay all the good ones are free moron

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the game could've been saved:
    Create your own character
    Choose a side or be the third side
    Channel your inner sith by murdering every Jedi scum NPC
    and so on.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if you buy this and it comes out on steam later, can you move your game over there or are you stuck with their shit store? I hate to say it but I am literally stuck to steam. I cant olay pc games unless its on steam. Even shit like genshin or star rail I out on steam because because it doesnt feel right unless I launch a game on steam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      any ubisoft game you play on steam forces you to log into their shitty service too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah right I forgot that with for honor. Sometimes causes the game to not start at all.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rather gabes cuck than tims wiener tbhf

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I refuse to buy game from launcher Y
    >will buy game from launcher X, which launches launcher Y which launches the game

    steam diehards are mentally ill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That will tell you just how bad Epic is if people go to such lengths to avoid it if nothing else.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think after Disney let EA completely flub the franchise's vidya prospects for nearly a decade that they would do some fricking market research before letting other companies touch their IP.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. How could they not know Star Wars fans hate women?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think every nerd franchise by now would realise that their customers hate women, especially white women - but also niggettes.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At its core it's just double dipping, but Ubisoft must have done their math and realized Star Wars is big enough of a draw to get people to use that shitty Ubisoft Connect client exclusively. Keep in mind no matter where you buy your Ubisoft games you STILL need it installed to play them.

    >achievements not popping up is still somehow broken and they've done nothing about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The star wars shit can be excused with its brand. Avatar and AC mirage however cannot since both of those are also exclusive to Ubiconnect. Whatever business strategy they are doing only focuses launch numbers to make their own service look better to shareholders even if they would make more money releasing on Steam.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft is literally on the verge of complete collapse
    >Letting staff go and cancelling projects at absurd rates
    >Somehow still too moronic to sell their Star Wars game everywhere they can

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >microsoft buys activision so
    >disney confirmed buying ubisoft
    >source: i made it the frick up (still happening tho)

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you ubigays also have separate debit and credit cards too.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the numbers from the apple trial. The epic guys on here stop responding every time it's posted lmao

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, that saves me $70.
    Who am I kidding? I never buy Ubisoft games at launch.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies that force you to play games through their shitty launcher are so fricking stupid.
    I would have probably bought a lot of Ubisoft games if I didn't have to play through their shit app.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Ubi try that once already and then came crawling back to Steam?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're losing money
    >better make our new games exclusives again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how it's like every major publisher has these bs sexual harassment scandals. that's what you get for hiring all those useless females.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god
      tired of these fricks and their shitty pc ports

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rethink its strategy
      >back into the same loop

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Won't launch on steam
    Ok I won't play.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks likes some shitty soulless uncharted game
    i would have preferred a reskinned ghost recon wildlands that entirely takes place on one planet like endor or something

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft just making it's own tomb

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ubishit launchers are the main reason i dont buy their games

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no i cant play the shitty star slop game with an ugly main character

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are people pirating our games?!

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    currently boycotting Ubisoft after they took away my account of the free games they gave away. frick them. yo ho, yo ho!

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