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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross, what do you even call this?, "we intentionally sabotaged this because frick you" spread?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this world is just we call it a "first stage evolution"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We intentionally trained him wrong, as a joke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johto shitmon syndrome.
      Don't feel too bad most of them got an evolution in a later game that made them less awful. Yanmega may not have a niche, but at least it isn't useless.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Johto shitmon syndrome.
        Ah so “intentional sabotage to make GenWun look better” syndrome
        What’s funny is that had Yanmega existed Yanma’s stats would make sense and it would be worth it’s rarity, but I guess they though adding a bunch baby Pokémon were more important.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the babby mons. I wish they did something better with them like make their egg moves actually really good and exclusive or some other gameplay thing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Baby pokemon came out in gen 10, they would absolutely have a tag team gimmick or something attached to them
            >2v1 with a baby pokemon as support for 3 turns when you babbymaxx

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              a baby pokemon came out in gen 8

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baby pokemon came out in gen 2

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said “a baby Pokémon” you illiterate Black person

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dump Truck Press

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dump Truck Press

              I want to Dump Truck Press Eevee

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Johto shitmon syndrome.
        Ah so “intentional sabotage to make GenWun look better” syndrome
        What’s funny is that had Yanmega existed Yanma’s stats would make sense and it would be worth it’s rarity, but I guess they though adding a bunch baby Pokémon were more important.

        hoenn is even worse but then didnt even get evos. gen 2 gets more privilege than everything except gen 1, stop crying

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hoenn
          Today I will remind them

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Left is definitely Ledian, whose the right?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dustox

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tfw you realize they made everything a slow frail mixed attacker in Hoenn as a lazy way to compensate for the lack of physical/special split

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hoenn started the trend of 90% of mons being that aren't pseduos, starters, legends being straight garbage dex filler. Whenever a Toxapex tier mon slips through this design philosophy, I always wonder if it was good on accident or if someone on the dev team snuck it in or something.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they make ugly pokemon viable intentionally to up their merch sales

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gen 2
          >most privileged
          Gen2 Pokémon were refugees in own region. Gen3 Pokémon at were at least allowed to be Hoeen Pokémon. Gen 4 did give Gen2 Pokémon did bunch of evos for the shitmons but Gen3 pokemon also got some. Gen5-8 was pretty much a Johto drought while Hoeen at least got a bunch of apology Megas in Gen 6 (though this ended up backfiring in Gen8). Johto only started getting KANTOOOO levels of privelege from PLA onward onward.

          >"why is the cute dragonfly not top tier??"

          Why is the one of the most effective insect predators compete an utter shitmon?

          Who has the saddest BST?

          Luvsdisc

          Spinda doesn't have a single good stat

          Spinda at least has a reason for its stats ans even had contrary super power as Luvdisv is just garbage

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luvdisc: 1 good stat
            Spinda: 0 good stats
            Also one time I received a Luvdisc named Iluvdics in wonder trade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing as shitmons when the game is literally "press a to way" levels of easy. Now if we mentioned average hoenns BST...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are shitmons even for story mode.
          I recently replayed Pokemon Y and tried to beat it with Farfetch'd in my team.
          During the first half of the game it was pretty fast and powerful, but in the second half its attack failed to catch up with the rest of the team and couldn't KO anything.
          Justifying Farfetch'd presence in the team was hard because it was always lagging behind, there wasn't a situation where bringing it out would be ideal.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            People with terminal Smogon/VGC brain really overuse the term. Actual Shitmon's are guys like Spinda or Ledian that can't hack it in Battle Facilities or even the Campaign. A Pokemon isn't bad just because it can't 1HKO Mega Rayquaza. Like yeah you could theoretically grind your Max IV Farfetched to Lvl100 on Route 1 Ratattas and beat the game, but anyone who plays the game like that is either mentally ill or running a gimmick run twitch channel. Real shitmon are ones who are unable to pull their weight at the level curve.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Battle facilities require actual good, synergetic teams if you're aiming for a high score

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are levels of "good" and "synergetic" though. I've taken some very low tier boys through though the Frontier with the right moves and strategies. But there's no way you will ever make Krikitune work for instance.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >either mentally ill or running a gimmick run twitch channel
              What's the difference?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on how much the streamer gets paid to do it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try telling that to everyone out there who's pissed over Tropius.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            tropius is a lategame low encounter on only one route and also a dinosaur

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lategame low encounter on only one route
              Well then maybe its stats shouldn't be an aneurysm-inducing depressing sack of shit because "sauropods weak lol".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, I never realized it was that bad. Genuinely appalling stuff.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not that bad. 99 hp and both defenses over 80 makes it an okay stallmon at least.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not with that typing it isn't. Grass/Flying is not good on defense and burning tera on something that can't make progress isn't a good choice.
                The only way you're stalling something is in random battles and that's more because it's 20 levels stronger than anything else.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was thinking more ingame, but you probably could meme some stuff in the lowest tiers before gen 6-ish.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know about Tropius topping the ladder in series 1

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know about magikarp topping nats in 2016

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My mom's meganium
                Holy shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Game Freak making sauropod Pokemon weak because of a shitty trope that shouldld frick itself and die in a hole be like.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've dropped shitmons from my in-game team for being too shit. Maybe if I was EV training them it wouldn't matter, but I don't think I'd waste time EV training a shitmon unless I was trying to challenge myself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not every mon has to be some UU+ viable mon. It also actually has a pretty decent spread for a route 1 shitmon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't for a route 1 shitmon though. Those are stats for a mid-game rare encountermon believe it or not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fast, Frail, Mixed Attacker

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set up stealth rock and die
    >you may only set up stealth rock if you have a sash because this thing will not move 1st

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How embarassing

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fake fan who can't tell pokemon apart by bst. What is that sack of shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's yanma
      thankfully yanmega fixed it, but it's baffling that it was made that shit in the first place

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        only in johto
        (and hoenn)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        weren't nearly all the single-stage pokemon in johto total shitmons?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          heracross, miltank, misdreavus, skarmory, mantine, smeargle, and gligar were all really good back in the day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johto shitmon syndrome.
        Don't feel too bad most of them got an evolution in a later game that made them less awful. Yanmega may not have a niche, but at least it isn't useless.

        > Johto shitmon syndrome.
        Ah so “intentional sabotage to make GenWun look better” syndrome
        What’s funny is that had Yanmega existed Yanma’s stats would make sense and it would be worth it’s rarity, but I guess they though adding a bunch baby Pokémon were more important.

        Yanma did have an evo at one point, but it was cut quickly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So since the pokémon was conceived they planned this adult dragonfly to evolve further? Not for it to have a pre-evo that was not in the adult stage?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many pokemon don't mirror the life cycles of their real life counterparts, and considering how weak Yamna is, its pretty obvious it was intended to evolve further and only didn't due to lack of dex space.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are 1% encounter shitmons soul or not? I can't decide

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YANMA FRICK YEAH

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fine for gen 2
    thry gave yanma decent stab and coverage right?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so bad you're immensely better as your uncured corrupted self than otherwise

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the saddest BST?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spinda doesn't have a single good stat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering all the other answers are NFEs, I'd say it's this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they gutted it of it's only useful gimmick, contrary superpower too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nerfing Pokemon that don't need a nerf is what Game Freak does best.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wishiwashi solo has it the worst with 175 bst. However it's ability turns it into a different pokemon with 620 bst so it's not exactly a fair first choice. Sunkern is next in line with 180 bst. It really can't do anything well with 30s across the board.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noibat. None of its stats are above 55. It evolves too late to excuse its awful stats. Shedinja, Wishiwashi and Smeargle at least have gimmicks which make them more useful.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon isn't some great typing that will magically make every Pokemon that has it OP. And quite frankly, it's an overrated one that gets dick-sucked in the anime and by the community. Oh look, it resists Electric, Fire, Grass, and Water, OMFG!11 Let's just ignore the fact that Dragon is just a glorified version of Normal shall we?

        Noibat having better stats isn't going to be game-breaking.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a neat second type because dragon isn't a real weakness and most stuff just plain doesn't have ice or fairy coverage.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also shedinja's inclusion shouldn't really count for obvious reasons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        slugma waiting until 38 to evolve into a mon with a bst of only 430 (formerly 410) is pretty bad too to be honest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirlia doesn't get enough hate for having a lower BST than fricking Unown

      Trying to get a Gardevoir is geniunely pain and suffering

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably wanted to avoid a Kadabra/Haunter situation with Kirlia, but that is stupid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Kirlia at least gets good moves before evolving (Calm Mind, Psybeam, Psychic etc.) so training it is bearable.

        Wimpod on the other hand...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still fricking mad that Golisopod is stuck with that shit ability. Yeah, I get the theming, but just because you wanted to flesh out Guzma's character, the Pokemon with the coolest design of its generation has to be cursed forever? Bullshit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That ability is part of the reason why it was used in gen 8 championships and made it to the finals. It's not inherently bad, it's just unique. Without it it would probably be a pretty mediocre mon overall

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's fine as an option, but it's shit to only give it that one ability. Personally, I'd like to see it get Tough Claws, Inner Focus, or Defiant.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue
        i had no problems using Kirlia in my gen 3 playthroughs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Kirlia at least gets good moves before evolving (Calm Mind, Psybeam, Psychic etc.) so training it is bearable.

        Wimpod on the other hand...

        Hmm... Damn weak Kirlia..!!! Having a lower BST than Unown!! Rape correction is needed...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ralts Line getting to hang in the A and S tiers on the in-game lists makes me take anything Smogon says in that regard with a grain of salt
        >Just trudge through the game with this weak as frick mon until you finally get Gardevoir
        >Never mind that it is in the slow level up group and you won't have Gardevoir until Past Norman
        >Grumpig in the same game can be caught only a few levels below where Kirlia would be and will outlevel it easily thanks to fast level group. By the league, if you have a Gardevoir at level 51, the Grumpig would be at 59.
        Spoink line is unironically the better in-game mon in RSE.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grumpig is ugly doe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually took part in tiering Ralts in RSE thread on Smogon. I can assure you that it is one of the best Pokemon in-game. Ralts is average for early game but it helps with Brawly. Kirlia is only underwhelming for three levels. At 21 level it gets Calm Mind which helps a lot. At 26 level, Kirlia starts to stomp the game with boosted Psychic (it can even sweep Flannery in Emerald before evolving).

          >Never mind that it is in the slow level up group and you won't have Gardevoir until Past Norman
          While testing, I had a team of four Pokemon and all of them were on 30 level while facing Norman.

          >Grumpig in the same game can be caught only a few levels below where Kirlia would be and will outlevel it easily thanks to fast level group. By the league, if you have a Gardevoir at level 51, the Grumpig would be at 59.
          Grumpig also learns Psychic 10 levels later, doesn't get Calm Mind via level up and can't learn Thunderbolt at all. It has no good coverage options and relies on spamming Psybeam up to Winona.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In ORAS I found Kirlia pretty weak, even with Calm Mind. As it got closer to evolving it was pretty much dead weight.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is understandable why it felt weak. Take a look at the changes made to its learnset. In the remakes, Kirlia gets Calm Mind later and is stuck with 50 BP STABs. You can't even buy Psychic TM for it since Game Corner got removed in ORAS.

              slugma waiting until 38 to evolve into a mon with a bst of only 430 (formerly 410) is pretty bad too to be honest

              I used Slugma in SoulSilver and it is as awful as you might imagine. It evolved after beating Clair and before League.
              Slugma was only good for a short period of time (thanks to learning Flamethrower in Game Corner) and while Magcargo is tolerable, it is also underwhelming.

              I fail to see it being better in Hoenn due to massive amount of water types in the lategame.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, interesting. It's been a while since I played, so I guess I just assumed the learnset would be better, because the older learnsets are often so barren.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wasting time on calm mind when it has horrendous defense and can get OHKO so easily

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ralts Line getting to hang in the A and S tiers on the in-game lists makes me take anything Smogon says in that regard with a grain of salt
        >Just trudge through the game with this weak as frick mon until you finally get Gardevoir
        >Never mind that it is in the slow level up group and you won't have Gardevoir until Past Norman
        >Grumpig in the same game can be caught only a few levels below where Kirlia would be and will outlevel it easily thanks to fast level group. By the league, if you have a Gardevoir at level 51, the Grumpig would be at 59.
        Spoink line is unironically the better in-game mon in RSE.

        You guys must be like those kids that never use status moves.
        Kirlia destroys the mid game with Calm Mind + Confusion/Psychic + Shock Wave. Only the occasional Magnemite like Wattson can stop it. Ralts is like the Magikarp of RSE (aside the actual Magikarp). Even then Ralts with Confusion can put in some work.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"why is the cute dragonfly not top tier??"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could be 450 BST

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the cute mushroom always top tier?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a staple on gen 9 meta in your path

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Murkrow.
        Prankster tailwind is so important that even a frail mixed attacker can be valuable if it has this combo as long as there are no better users.
        Most people stopped using Murkrow since Tornadus arrived.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most people stopped using Murkrow since Tornadus arrived.
          It still gets some use since it does have advantages over Tornadus, like Quash, Haze and immunity to opposing Pranksters so Tornadus and Grimmsnarl can't Taunt it for instance.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it still has some value but it dropped massively because Tornadus just puts a lot more pressure on the opponent overall.
            If Murkrow's attacks and defenses were inverted it would easily be Torn's equal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Murkrow. Pound for pound, it's probably the best NFE in any competitive meta right now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Misdreavus got out shined by Flutter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what indeed

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit base stats are funny and all but this is just sad

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And this is not even the worst part, just look what its moveset was in gen II.
    Even in gen IV it only learns one special move before evolving to Yanmega and it's Uproar (not a stab one) on level 27.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yanmega itself also has a miserable learnset in gen 4

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yanmega at least has Tinted Lens to compensate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's good in Platinum since there are shard Move Tutors that give him both his Stabs at 60-70 BP right when you catch him, and he learns a lot of good SpAtk TM's. It only in D&P (which has no move tutors) and HGSS (whose move tutors are locked to post game for some asinine reason) that he doesn't get his Stab until his level is in the damn 50's.

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