I wanted to be a glowy fed agent but they're making me side with the terrorists I've been killing mercilessly for the last 5 hours. Disappointed
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Sounds like you should get a job, with Majestic 12. In a body bag.
This stopped being funny 20 years ago
okay flatlander woman
Maybe you should try getting a job. Operating a laputan machine.
I had this problem on my first playthrough too. I wanted to stay with Unatco, I wasnt at all convinced by what evidence was presented against them. Also wanted to go a different route than what the ending allowed.
Didn't someone make a mod that lets you side with UNATCO? I feel like I heard about that in the past.
You would have to remake like 75% of the missions in the game tho you could use the same levels such as in Hong Kong you just assassinate the opposition and so on.
What a shame.
This is your jelly brain on pol
This post is glowing.
you say that about every post
Only those authored by CIA agents.
I'll take the GEP Gun.
I'd be willing to bet that less than 10% of players actually changed JC and Paul's ethnicities. I forget that it's even an option.
I always made him SUPER WHITE.
>pic unrelated
Wrong, albino JC was always popular
Me too (Wait a minute)
>I'd be willing to bet that less than 10% of players actually changed JC and Paul's ethnicities. I forget that it's even an option.
Albino in 1st play, made him full-nigerian in 2nd playthru.
In fairness considering their voices don't change at all and it's REALLY clear it's a white guy voicing them, it is kinda wierd if JC is anything but white or white albino.
You a straight busta, Denton!
Do a Deus Ex Postal 2 mod.
not much weirder than the black australian bartender who lives in hong kong
I always wonder if they were trying to go for South African, that accent is just a mess of mixed euro accents
SmashTheState
Have the devs ever stated if a UNATCO route was planned? The mission where JC flips feels very anti climatic
It was planned but cut due to budget/time issues. imo it could be done with relatively few added resources by allowing the player to
>reject Paul's offer from the get-go before the raid, he escapes with Jock, you fly directly to HQ, skipping the prison section
>fly to HK helipad via some other pilot, MJ12's are now friendly
>talk to the Triads, pit one against the other, oust/kill Tracer Tong
>meet Maggie Chow in her apartment, she gets a little flirty just before Jock snipes her from his nearby apartment
>discover Alex and Jaime had betrayed the organization, escaping with some unknown kind of help
>track down, interrogate, and capture Dowd in NYC, gaining some new info from his compound (superfreighter mission is skipped and replaced with an exploration mission in the surrounding church area)
>fly to Paris, clearing the catacombs in reverse, killing Chad and Nicolette together
>get chateau access from her body, explore it together with Gunther, finally start to break the ice and become buddies
>tower section is skipped but because you're with MJ12 the streets are now larger and more hub-like, and finding Morgan Everett is your main goal
>you and Gunther happen upon Jaime who is in a different area from before
>"Laputan machine"
>finally get to Everett's place, have him and DeBeers turned over to the troops
>fly to Vandenberg, where you first learn of Daedalus, and Alex with the help of others have substantially upgraded security, meaning you have to take on a giant robot fleet from the ground level
>kill everyone inside, Helios merge proceeds, hologram scene includes a now-recovered Paul announcing that he has rerouted a nuke to Area 51
>Simons is still in the Ocean Lab, you have to confront Paul yourself
>Tong and Illuminati endings no longer available, but you can 1) kill Paul and support Page, 2) kill Page last-minute and ask for Paul's forgiveness, stating that you were only following orders, or 3) kill both and merge with Helios yourself
When they inevitably remaster this game they should add this in
>remaster
>add content
>add good content
lol
lmao even
>he killed npcs that run away at the drop of a hat and sound like ordinary dudes, after he was told to stick with the prod
non
canon
Normal dudes that take civilians hostage, besiege national landmarks, shoot police and government officials on sight and plant bombs in subways?
>he was told to stick with the prod
>non
the crossbow is more useful for non-lethals. even against MJ Commandos if you're patient enough with the slowass poison effect.
There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get DESPERATE. Your turn.
Of course they're DESPERATE. They can smell their death, and the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.
>They can smell their death, and the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.
haha the vaccines stopped the spread and stopped people from dying from the Wu... err... not-Cheena Grey Death virus.
>stopped the spread
>stopped people from dying
sadly i don't. IS CONSPIRACY!!!
yes. to be exact you're pretty neutral until the endgame. and along the way, you can always choose to do only the WTO quests.
Favorite track?
Enemy Within (UNATCO Return)
The ambient, conversation, and combat tracks are all fantastic. Honorable mention to The Synapse (Hong Kong)
Absolute favorite? NYC Streets 2 (it doesn't play in one version of the game actually but it's supposed to on your last visit to Hell's Kitchen)
But close second: DuClare Chateau
Deus Ex? More like Deuce Sex, because this game is fricking shit.
I start the game, and some old guys are talking about some boring shit. Something about a plague, I guess. The only cool part was when they were talking about me being a supersoldier.
My hopes were dashed as soon as the game started. Considering I'm a "nano-aug" (what the frick does that even mean?) the fact that I die in a handful of pistol shots is shitty.
Guns and melee in this game are both broken. It takes forever to line up a shot and bullets do laughable damage.
I couldn't even bear to finish playing the first level. Frick this game, and frick Ganker for calling this turd a great game.
bait
>Head back to HQ after a mission
>Overhear Anna complimenting my work
>Get a pay bonus from Manderley for a job well done
>Check my emails
>Shoot the shit with my glowing buddies in the break room
Comfy
>be a glowy fed agent
You can do that in the sequels. but the sequels kinda suck.
Invisible War? I don't have any interest in the modern ones
>modern
The game is from 2003.
who was she?
Pretty sure it's the hotel owner's bawd of a daughter. If you try to help her she keeps making dumber and dumber decisions as the story progresses. Feels like someone's dad wrote her
Play TNM and become corpo scum instead.
>Play TNM
Only true oldgays can appreciate that one
Two words:
New York City
Then take the Illuminati ending?