I WILL be playing Hades II. Will you?

I WILL be playing Hades II. Will you, Ganker?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>all whites are villains
    Are you just shitposting now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps take your medications

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI slop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, official art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Embarassing

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED APHRODITE TO BE
    BLACKED
    BY
    ARES
    THE GOD OF WAR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ares is white, he's just painted black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he is white but painted black
        so he is black and cucks the wheel chair gy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he looks more like he uses a lot of spray tan with a blindfold on
        aphrodite has the same blindfold tan line

        Someone should ask the devs to clarify whether it's just paint or their original skin color.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks more like he uses a lot of spray tan with a blindfold on
      aphrodite has the same blindfold tan line

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I had enough of the gameplay with the first.
    Whos the fat bsstard?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well frick they somehow made aphrodite hotter

    frick

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything SO UGLY??

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Hephaestus's design

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the second game any better or same old shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the new protagonist is some ugly girlboss b***h so its already worse than the first game

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aphrodite now looks too androgynous. Incoming slop.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they look like hindu deities?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it's like Hades 1 then yes.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Greek gods are not Greek.
    Lol.
    Lmao, even.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Greek gods are no longer Greek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does this opinion article have to do with anything?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Geek gods are Greek, there are no black or white characters in Hades, just Greeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next up, german Ra, scandinavian Anansi, slavic Krishna, I'm sure they will celebrate that diversity of other cultures' mythologies equally

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably yeah, but i'll buy it on sale after it leaves early access, just like i did the first one. It's so bizarre to me that people now pay money to participate in beta testing for companies.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female god
    >the god of sex
    why are they so bigoted
    why can't she be the god of science and rationality?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God of atheism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, they already have a god of science and rationality, and it's also a woman, that's literally Athena.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first game was good
    The second is bound to be too

    trannies will be upset by this statement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies upset that a troony game is good
      u wot

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what is known as the tumblr artstyle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I feel it is on its way to being a new one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda, it's one of those rare tumblr artists that were complete garbage, but still pozzed as frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *weren't

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably will pirate it because I've been chasing the magic Bastion had ever since, but it just isn't there

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is top left?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Roguelike
    Not unless it's gifted.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which ones are these?
    Is bottom right Hephaestus?
    Any new pictures of Nemesis?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      selene, personification of the moon, demeter, aphrodite, hephaestus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demeter looks on the warpath compared to the first game. Is she going to be a villain or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the premise is that olympus is at war with cronos, which is why a lot of the gods like demeter and aphrodite are more warlike than in the last game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most of them are since they band together to fight against a common bad guy now

          i still hate that they fused chronos and cronus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am not being negative but I think this is a big downgrade from his hades 1 art

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The ones in the OP picture look great and Aphrodite is a straight upgrade, but yeah, Zeus looks like he was rushed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it looks unfinished yeah, we're still pre early access and the artists are known to take their time

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meli dicky!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built for babymaking sex in mating press position

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE CUTE CUTE

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ how horrifying.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't make her straight, it's gonna piss off most people. People didn't like making Achilies gay, making her a lesbian is gonna completely piss off everyone besides yurigays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the new protag is 100% guaranteed to be a raging bulldyke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Zagreus, she'll have a male love interest (whose identity is still a mystery to me) and a female love interest (almost certainly Nemesis), and you'll likely be able to pursue one, both or neither romantically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zag couldn't romance Nyx
        Why are the devs such massive homosexuals?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, that would be incest, kind of, as she's his stepmother.
          Unlike Thanatos, who is Nyx's son and therefore his stepbrother, or Meg, who is Nyx's daughter and therefore his stepsister.
          It's just different, okay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stepmother
            Yikes, good idea to not waste valuable romance options.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how they handled gay Achilles. And this is from someone who thinks Achilles was 100% straight in canon sources.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys playing the demo?
    aren't the dual dagger thingies just bad compared to the staff?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody here cares about the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats my impression as well. dual daggers feels worse to use than zag's sword. the staff is decent feeling but zag still feels better to play imo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know there was a demo.
      >playtest
      >you need to sign up and maybe get an invite to join
      Nah, I'm good. I'll wait for the EA.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are the chances they throw non greeco-roman centric dieties in there? Do they have the ball to do that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the weapon variants in the first game draw from the power of figures outside the Greek pantheon - King Arthur, Guan Yu, Beowulf, Rama, Gilgamesh, and Lucifer.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First one was fun so why not?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, you didn’t think I’d drop it for some superficial reason did you? I don’t give a shit what Athena looks like when she gives some of the best bonuses.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d frick all of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be impossible to talk about this game, isn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can always go back to plebbit/twatter/resetera for your daily echochamber circlejerk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was already hard to talk about the first one with the weird skin tones that journos loved to interpret as real ethnicities and not just a stylized art direction, but this one has a female main character and it's almost certain she'll be able to hook up with a woman at some point.
      So yeah, this is culture war catnip. Ganker will be absolutely incapable of having a thread about it when it comes out.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just a trading card game? Is it going to have 3 models, ? Concept arts means very little

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no dusa no buy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    It has an LGBTQ art style, so no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was already hard to talk about the first one with the weird skin tones that journos loved to interpret as real ethnicities
      Of course there's no way that the devs designed their characters specifically to appeal to that audience.
      There's no way they would have included a gay romance just to bait a certain audience into giving their game free publicity.
      They would never do that.
      It was just journos *misinterpreting* the game.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt know that some gods where supposed to be Black folk in the first game until well after I was done playing it. I just thought thw characters with different skin tones was just a weird fantasy thing like how Shiva is blue, especially because of the weird color palette a lot of the darker characters look more like they have weird grey skin than brown. Also Artemis literally has green skin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You saw this

      >Greek gods are no longer Greek

      and thought, that isn't a black person, it's like some kind of weird alien or something.
      Give me a fricking break.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes actually the skin is brown but it's also grayish and the artstyle does weird shit with colors so I thought nothing of it.
        Like now that I know, I see that shes a Black person and it's obvious but there's all sorts of weird fantasy colored weirdos like Artemis being green and Athena being a grey alien makes more sense than her being a Black person so its what my brain defaulted to.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bastion
    >Transistor
    >whatever the frick that sportsball game was
    >Hades
    >Hades 2
    homosexuals. Studio is dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >list games they made that were all critically acclaimed
      >this means they are dead

      ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When will they make something not isometric

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pyre isn't isometric.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But all of those games were a success?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He ticks a lot of the DEI checkboxes, all they need to do is make him a homosexual and they've got a goldmine for easy ESG shekels with just one character.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope there are more than 4 bosses and 4 areas this time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rather have 4 good bosses than eight bad ones

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, first one was boring

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not giving money to westerners

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doubtful. i had more than enough hades with the first game, and this one doesn't seem to shake up the formula enough to draw my interest.
    if i haven't had the urge to play hades since 2020 i can't imagine i'd enjoy hades 1.5.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have it on my backlog for God knows how many years before I play it and have some fun with it, much like the first one.

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