I will not let people enjoy things.

I will not let people enjoy things.

Everytime you play one of these games, you will remember this image, photographically embedded deep in your memory.

You will try and feel immersed but deep down you will know it's just an empty, grassy theme park

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Touch grass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has plenty to choose from!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go touch grass, then

        Touch grass

        got the whole thread laughing there buddy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm tired of doing that

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I don't play grassslop.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kk
    But I like the mixture of green and blue as it gives very natural feel, like walking outside. Honestly walking in nature or next to a grassy field with blue sky and some clouds hanging around is quite a good feeling.
    Makes me relax, gonna prob go to visit one flower field tomorrow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think he knows that? Has he even been in a grassy field before?

      Motherfricker probably stuck in his bedroom.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll remember that the next time I play Smash Bros with my buddies.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should open world games omit grassy field because they all look samey?
    What else do you expect? Fricking Namek?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. Youre defending triple a devs who are too pussy to do anything different from their formula

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What else do you expect? Fricking Namek?
      Yeah, god forbid that fantasy games try maybe some unique landscapes instead of windows XP grass wallpaper

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea flipping the colors around to where the grass is blue and the sky is green will fix everything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro that LITERALLY is grassy fields but with a hue swap of green & blue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GAME HAS....FIELDS ???? IT BAD!!!!
        Touch grass instead of taking screenshots of it

        Stop defending literal soulless grasslop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        non open world games don't force you to explore heaps and heaps of empty grasslands

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, actual thought is put into some of those games. This isnt just japanese games either, its same with shit like ghost recon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >non open world games don't force you to explore heaps and heaps of empty grasslands
          Neither do open world games, since most of them feature quick travel.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm also tired of this forced "grass and clear sky = soul" meme. Let's call it grassslop from now on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's hang you from a tree instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mad grass troony

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you injecting chlorophyll into my balls is natural

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of my favorite games of all time is Gothic on pc. you think these images will hurt me?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green grass
    >blue sky

    SLOP

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I look at this image I expect to see Adol's red hair and then I'm depressed it's not just low budget trash like Ys that has this generic look.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the one thing that Bethesda games do well avoiding.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is top right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tales of Arise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks cool. Does the game have any challenging content/hard mode or is it just hack and slash.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all JRPGs
    this is why i avoid japanese games
    all SLOP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. only the most mentally ill(i.e waifu/gachaBlack folk) will defend this

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make grass
    >it looks like grass
    >make blue sky
    >it looks like blue sky
    NO WAY!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Totally genuine and thoughtful post.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GAME HAS....FIELDS ???? IT BAD!!!!
    Touch grass instead of taking screenshots of it

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in an area that is empty, boundless fields of grass
    >weather is almost always shit so it's never bright, clear blue skies like vidya
    >there is absolutely frick all to do in the fields unless you want to harangue farmers or get raped by skeeters
    >it's almost completely flat, no hills or mountains
    Somehow I still love these scenic areas in vidya.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's bottom left?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Granblue Fantasy Relink, which isn't out yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell OP never leaves his basement

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this image doesn't make the games look bad, you have autism

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grass and blue sky confuses and enrages the urbanite zoomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, its all urbanite zoomers know.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Elden Ring
    >No Monster Hunter
    still winning bros lmao

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is terrified and disgusted by nature and it beauty
    Tell me you're israeli without telling me you're a israelite OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its another episode of "anime troony calls me a israelite because i called them out"

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That nier automata grass looks fricking bad.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everytime you play one of these games, you will remember this image
    Thanks anon, I love these games

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP has been told to "touch grass" so often that he now hates the idea of nature

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projection

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go touch grass, then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pot calling kettle black
        kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no real argument
          There you go. Outing yourself as a midwit must come naturally

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then it is good that posting "projection" and leaving it at that is a real argument.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do i need any more admission of your defeat or are you done?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are projecting your own win so hard anon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you such a total homosexual?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you lack the dick sucking game, you can't satisfy me.
                Or am i merely projecting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you a total homosexual, you can tell me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just did, even whispered it in your ear dummy.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japs sure do love they're garishly green empty fields and blue skies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont even know anymore. Do they all live in wooden boxes or something?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread was started by either a mutt living in soulless suburbs or an eurogay living in multicultural city

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this thread was started by either a mutt living in soulless suburbs or an eurogay living in multicultural city
      Projection again. You will never know real nature.

      Enjoy your glorified golf courses

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Video games aren't real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blah blah blah shut the frick up moron.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video games invented valleys and grasslands
    WHOA!

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top center looks like fire. What game is that? I have played all the others I think. Love this genre

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will not let people enjoy things.
    Unironically have a nice day.
    You're not breaking some kind of super immersion that all of us have fallen for by pointing out that video games have grassy fields with blue skies.
    All you're doing is begging for attention and hoping someone will respond to you so you can have that 1 second of dopamine rush from seeing a (you), you pathetic mouth breathing waste of space.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a shameless grazer can you list the games ?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro its just grasslands its definitely not low effort or cheap at all its just nature

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world... has grass!

    AAARGH I'M GOING INSANE

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what morons do to pass time
    Why don't you find a better hobby? Like playing video games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
      >proceeds to whine in thread

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are like first few areas who gives a shit moron. Stop nitpicking

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what is the connection to bottom right?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single one of these is kino

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing a big blue sky, with grasslands, forests and mountains just give you a good feeling of freedom and adventure.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom middle game?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the alternative to open fields though

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when there's grass

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, are you for real? Like 2 to 3 of the games you posted has a Day&Night cycle plus Weather System that changes how you interact with the grassy environment and how it looks.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I agree.
    Too many games about "exploration" where the worlds are boring. Grassy fields just mean the devs are playing it safe and haven't really put much thought into the setting.
    Now Subnautica, that's a ludo setting. From the moment you leave the pod you're in a totally foreign and engaging world. It makes almost every other exploration game look like shit for that alone.
    FFXII had issues but at least it started you out in a desert, that was cool.

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